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		Seven-year-old girl attacked by kangaroo, Jack (rawstory.com)		41
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PacManDreaming

2012-01-03 03:33:22 PM

This just in...kangaroos are dicks. (^)

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-03 03:42:24 PM

Should have tied it down, Sport

Sybarite

2012-01-03 03:58:19 PM

Australia's deadliest villain.

www.spidervillain.com

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-03 03:59:43 PM

Watch the video below from Sky News, broadcast Dec. 3, 2012.

It's a video from the future!

Glad the little girl is okay.

Snarfangel

2012-01-03 06:21:15 PM

Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

skinink

2012-01-03 06:31:40 PM

Those animals aren't native to that country. Did it migrate over from Germany?

hogans

2012-01-03 06:31:41 PM

In his defense, you try taking hundreds of ping pong balls to the head each and every day and staying sane.

video man

2012-01-03 06:31:41 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-03 06:32:58 PM

video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

video man

2012-01-03 06:39:02 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

Oh, ok. I'm sorry Gramps. Tell me about the time when you had to fight off a North Korean and a German advance, at the same time!

A Fark Handle

2012-01-03 06:43:00 PM

surely someone could have seen this coming. after all, the kangaroo is a wild animal.

/and the name's not jack.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-03 06:44:44 PM

video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

Oh, ok. I'm sorry Gramps. Tell me about the time when you had to fight off a North Korean and a German advance, at the same time!

Well to be fair, the Japanese were attacking New Orleans, too

/but it is a stupid, very old, song

puffy999

2012-01-03 06:48:13 PM

video man: Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Really?

I mean, really?

T.rex

2012-01-03 06:48:37 PM

garyg

2012-01-03 06:51:24 PM

OP, why not link to the originalarticle instead of the shiatty Raw Story blurb?

bgddy24601

2012-01-03 06:56:01 PM

garyg: OP, why not link to the originalarticle instead of the shiatty Raw Story blurb?

Because I wanted a greenlight and it was the first link I saw to the story?

/Yeah, I'm not ashamed to admit it
//well, I'm a little ashamed
///but what the hell are you supposed to do when you're bored at work?

toraque

2012-01-03 06:56:16 PM

video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

Oh, ok. I'm sorry Gramps. Tell me about the time when you had to fight off a North Korean and a German advance, at the same time!

You can laugh all you want, but when you see an entire Wehrmacht roopanzer brigade jumping across the frozen Korean DMZ at you and all you've got to hold the line is a length of rope, you don't forget it.

/Still has nightmares about those steel helmets poking out of roo pouches

Bermuda59

2012-01-03 06:57:00 PM

Australia has such friendly animals Link

LewDux

2012-01-03 06:58:10 PM

T.rex: [sundayswithstretchypants.com image 300x200]

I'm not saying it was giant mouse..

Clawhammer

2012-01-03 07:04:26 PM

As a kid I was disappointed that they don't really go Boing Boing Boing Boing.

But that would have made the attack kind of funny.

TravisBickle62

2012-01-03 07:10:42 PM

Disappointed by the lack of "Too Old" posts

pushcart

2012-01-03 07:14:33 PM

Tan me 'ide when I've died, Clyde

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-03 07:14:49 PM

Sure it wasn't just a big mouth, er, mouse?

Sticky Hands

2012-01-03 07:17:54 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Watch the video below from Sky News, broadcast Dec. 3, 2012.

It's a video from the future!

Glad the little girl is okay.

You gotta quit living in the past. The future is NOW.

phrawgh

2012-01-03 07:19:14 PM

Simply put, her task was to be seen and not eaten.

WeenerGord

2012-01-03 07:27:49 PM

toraque: You can laugh all you want, but when you see an entire Wehrmacht roopanzer brigade jumping across the frozen Korean DMZ at you and all you've got to hold the line is a length of rope, you don't forget it.

Agreed. They're a dangerous breed, mate.

craxyd

2012-01-03 07:32:06 PM

I'm gonna get this (new window) out of the way

Wholesale Ass

2012-01-03 07:38:42 PM

Can't you see we're talking, White?

www.kicktickets.com

WeenerGord

2012-01-03 07:39:02 PM

hogans: In his defense, you try taking hundreds of ping pong balls to the head each and every day and staying sane.

Balls? Balls, balls BALLS! Uwauwauwa up on the roof with the magnum, right, boomboomboom, nine dead and they blame Marine training.

Now I Is!

2012-01-03 07:51:08 PM

That movie sucked

Bob_Sled

2012-01-03 07:52:40 PM

"All I could see was grey, grey, grey."

So she got hit 3 times?

Lone Stranger

2012-01-03 07:59:19 PM

I wish I could fight a kangaroo one on one. That would be so cool.

SwiftFox

2012-01-03 08:03:13 PM

FTA: Grey kangaroos can weigh as much as 145 lbs and grow as tall 9 ft.

I really, really want to see this 9-foot kangaroo. Sounds like a skinny bugger.

topcon

2012-01-03 08:10:05 PM

Whiskey Priest

2012-01-03 08:13:58 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

A local radio station played this song non-stop for three weeks when they first started. It became this huge local thing to try and guess what sort of genre they would end up playing. The answer was country.

Und Becks

2012-01-03 08:22:22 PM

Well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shiat.

/wat?

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-03 08:27:23 PM

pushcart: Tan me 'ide when I've died, Clyde

..and that's it hanging on the shed
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

libranoelrose

2012-01-03 08:29:47 PM

SnakeMan

2012-01-03 08:32:36 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: video man: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Should have tied it down, Sport

Snarfangel: Perhaps they should have tied the kangaroo down, sport.

Is this some sort of meme I'm unaware of?

Stupid old song

/get off my lawn

I got it, and I'm not old.

/That song was the first time I heard of a didgeridoo

WeenerGord

2012-01-03 08:34:06 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: pushcart: Tan me 'ide when I've died, Clyde

..and that's it hanging on the shed
ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Actually, it's

Tan me 'ide when I'm dead, Fred
Tan me 'ide when I'm dead...

So we tanned his hide when he died, Clyde,
And that's it 'anging on the shed!

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

/pet peave

superfudge73

2012-01-04 01:38:27 PM

Pedoroo?

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