Inb4 drug problem and/or suicide.

Isn't there a psychological disease that makes people always hate how they look? I think the mom/grandmom/I don't even has it and should have never been operated on.

'Poppy is a normal kid who is good at sports and loves playing outside.

Oh, really?

She asks for surgery all the time

So, not really.

She is not attractive.

Tr0mBoNe: Kid needs her eyes lifted. She should also get her chin smoothed out a bit.

Agreed, and the knees. So, pointy.

'I see these vouchers as investing in her future - like saving money for her education.'

HOLY CRIPES! I just about punched my monitor at that part! I don't think I can read anymore... for the safety of my equipment... and knuckles.

thefireandpassion: Isn't there a psychological disease that makes people always hate how they look? I think the mom/grandmom/I don't even has it and should have never been operated on.

Yes. Body Dysmorphic Disorder.

thefireandpassion: Isn't there a psychological disease that makes people always hate how they look? I think the mom/grandmom/I don't even has it and should have never been operated on.

As far as I can tell it's called being a woman.

You know, I just had to put my cat down a few hours ago in order to stop his suffering. I suggest they do the same with this kid.

Lots of comments calling that woman ugly.

Of course she is. That's why she got the surgery. Attractive women don't need it.

jchic: mr_a: While they were at it, they should have included a coupon for psychotherapy and rehab.

Of course she will probably make $20M/year bucks a table dance at a local strip club, and not need any of the gift certificates.

She just wants to get some of her baby fat out.

thefireandpassion: Isn't there a psychological disease that makes people always hate how they look?

Yes. It's called Social Anxiety Disorder.

Isn't that SAD?

Dear lord , please tell this is fake.

Hey in about 8 more years she can start dancing to earn her own money for surgery

OK, look at the picture this woman had about 750K work done on her...
Since I fail to see where it all went I wonder if anyone has a picture of her before?

That poor little girl is beyond saving at this point...
And what did you get for Christmas darling?
36DD"s and a future tummy tuck...
How sweet...

This girl is savvy enough to realize that a) she's not attractive and b) girls' worth is based strictly on looks. I applaud the mother for not sheltering her from reality

That mommy may be A man or Kim Cattrall ?

Pincy: You know, I just had to put my cat down a few hours ago in order to stop his suffering. I suggest they do the same with this kid.

I'm really sorry to hear that. We had to put my cat to sleep on the weekend.

Man I can see why they would be interested in plastic surgery, that is one ugly little girl.

'I see these vouchers as investing in her future - like saving money for her education.'

Except it's exactly not that.

Oh god the mom is fugly, I'd have to bloody her nose just to get a hard on.

I'd have preferred my parents gave me plastic surgery vouchers as a child rather than teaching me religion. At least this mom is waiting until her daughter is old enough. How is this worse than giving the kid a gun voucher?

Not that I condone this, but we are very particular as a society regarding what is acceptable parenting.

That kid is getting pretty fat.

Normally I wouldn't say this, but mother needs to be dragged into the street and be beaten to death.

I think I just threw up in my mouth.

That's 'Barbie' as in the Aussie use of the word, right?

If that's a human Barbie, can it still be melted??

Added to my list of things to mention to English people who criticize American culture, health, and morality...

Install Alabama Man.

bikerbob59: If that's a human Barbie, can it still be melted??

Well she is mostly plastic at this point.

Paging GD to AW thread

Paging GD

ac982000: The "Human Barbie" looks awful like a crossdressing Ken

I was going to go with "I think Ken's had some work done."

dragonchild: I think I just threw up in my mouth.

You "think"? You're not sure?

Your taste buds much be broke.

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Came for THIS...leaving laughing my ass off

FTA- Miss Burge is more than capable of paying for the lavish gifts thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels.