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Now you can turn our nation's biggest tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95. AMERICA
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Diogenes
2012-01-03 02:24:22 PM
Sorry, but nothing beats my World Trade Center comemorative coin.
I get to knock the towers down again and again and again!
FirstNationalBastard
2012-01-03 02:41:11 PM
"nation's biggest tragedy"?
Only if you count things that have happened since 9/10/2001. And even then, the reaction and what we've done to ourselves as a result is a bigger tragedy.
/Pearl Harbor, the trail of tears, the Civil War laugh at your "biggest tragedy".
what_now
2012-01-03 02:47:27 PM
"Our nation's biggest tragedy"?
Suck it, Gettysburg.
BurnShrike
2012-01-03 02:50:44 PM
I thought America's biggest tragedy was losing the 2010 Olympic hockey in overtime?
Suck it America!
lomnoir
2012-01-03 02:53:50 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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"nation's biggest tragedy"?
Only if you count things that have happened since 9/10/2001. And even then, the reaction and what we've done to ourselves as a result is a bigger tragedy.
/Pearl Harbor, the trail of tears, the Civil War laugh at your "biggest tragedy".
Victims of the Triangle Trade laughs harder.
Bill_Wick's_Friend
2012-01-03 02:55:25 PM
I will only buy products like this if they are GUARANTEED* to increase in value.
lomnoir
2012-01-03 02:55:33 PM
lomnoir
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FirstNationalBastard: "nation's biggest tragedy"?
Only if you count things that have happened since 9/10/2001. And even then, the reaction and what we've done to ourselves as a result is a bigger tragedy.
/Pearl Harbor, the trail of tears, the Civil War laugh at your "biggest tragedy".
Victims of the Triangle Trade laugh
s
harder.
FTFM
Quasar
2012-01-03 02:56:45 PM
This is why you don't copy the article's headline.
Grables'Daughter
2012-01-03 02:59:54 PM
The "Historic Coin Mint"?
BurnShrike
2012-01-03 03:09:24 PM
Quasar
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This is why you don't copy the article's headline.
Actually, Subby added the "biggest"
FTFA: Turn Our National Tragedy into a Lasting Memory for only $19.95
Subby: Now you can turn our nation
's biggest
tragedy into a lasting memory for only $19.95.
markie_farkie
2012-01-03 03:20:37 PM
BurnShrike
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FTFA: Turn Our National Tragedy into a Lasting Memory for only $19.95
I didn't RTFA, and based on the headline expected this to be a Nickelback CD box set.
Mr. Coffee Nerves
2012-01-03 03:21:31 PM
DRTFA, but by the context it seems finally a Mel Sharples memorial coin.
BurnShrike
2012-01-03 03:26:54 PM
markie_farkie
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BurnShrike: FTFA: Turn Our National Tragedy into a Lasting Memory for only $19.95
I didn't RTFA, and based on the headline expected this to be a Nickelback CD box set.
Nickelback is a Canadian band
downstairs
2012-01-03 03:27:39 PM
I came so close to buying this as a gag gift for the Mrs. on Christmas... but I'm a bit nervous about giving a company like this any personal info, especially my credit card.
markie_farkie
2012-01-03 03:31:23 PM
BurnShrike
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Nickelback is a Canadian band
OK so at least they're a polite tragedy..
rocinante721
2012-01-03 03:31:26 PM
Forget this .. what's with basic cable double-downing on the Trojan Vibrator commercials? They were on
EVERY
break during JAWS on AMC
I'm no prude, but last year, SPIKE had one at 10am .. during STAR WARS .. on Christmas morning.
Makh
2012-01-03 03:43:14 PM
lomnoir
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Victims of the Triangle Trade laughs harder.
Triangle trade hates person man. They have a fight, triangle wins. Triangle trade.
stpauler
2012-01-03 03:45:16 PM
NEVER FORGET
ultraholland
2012-01-03 04:13:20 PM
I'll take eight!
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-03 04:25:36 PM
Here's the commemorative song
(new window)
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-03 04:28:51 PM
Engraved with the national motto: Go shopping
netringer
2012-01-03 04:32:36 PM
It's not anywhere near $19.95.
It's $19.95 plus processing and handling
When you get the "free" SIlver coin you just pay separate processing and handling.
When you get the "free" Operation Geronimo Briefing Pack (which is obviously a few cards that can be mailed for first class postage) you just pay separate processing and handling.
I wouldn't put it past them to charge separate processing and handling for each of the two free acrylic coin cases.
Someone needs to check but I'll bet the processing and handling is like $6.99 per so it ends up costing $40.96 or more to your door.
It's worth all of $3.
Il Douchey
2012-01-03 04:38:09 PM
That would look nice displayed next to my Lincoln-head salsa dish and my Pearl Harbor Commemorative dustpan
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-03 04:58:12 PM
netringer
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It's not anywhere near $19.95.
It's $19.95 plus processing and handling
When you get the "free" SIlver coin you just pay separate processing and handling.
When you get the "free" Operation Geronimo Briefing Pack (which is obviously a few cards that can be mailed for first class postage) you just pay separate processing and handling.
I wouldn't put it past them to charge separate processing and handling for each of the two free acrylic coin cases.
Someone needs to check but I'll bet the processing and handling is like $6.99 per so it ends up costing $40.96 or more to your door.
It's worth all of $3.
Why do you have our Expensivedoms?
netringer
2012-01-03 05:09:32 PM
netringer
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It's not anywhere near $19.95.
It's $19.95 plus processing and handling
When you get the "free" SIlver coin you just pay separate processing and handling.
When you get the "free" Operation Geronimo Briefing Pack (which is obviously a few cards that can be mailed for first class postage) you just pay separate processing and handling.
I wouldn't put it past them to charge separate processing and handling for each of the two free acrylic coin cases.
Someone needs to check but I'll bet the processing and handling is like $6.99 per so it ends up costing $40.96 or more to your door.
It's worth all of $3.
Oh. And it all comes in a single padded USPS first class envelope with $3 postage on it.
TommyymmoT
2012-01-03 05:10:27 PM
netringer
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It's not anywhere near $19.95.
It's $19.95 plus processing and handling
When you get the "free" SIlver coin you just pay separate processing and handling.
When you get the "free" Operation Geronimo Briefing Pack (which is obviously a few cards that can be mailed for first class postage) you just pay separate processing and handling.
I wouldn't put it past them to charge separate processing and handling for each of the two free acrylic coin cases.
Someone needs to check but I'll bet the processing and handling is like $6.99 per so it ends up costing $40.96 or more to your door.
It's worth all of $3.
I checked it out. Just p&h for the whole package is over $30.
sno man
2012-01-03 05:15:49 PM
markie_farkie
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BurnShrike: Nickelback is a Canadian band
OK so at least they're a polite tragedy..
ummm no.
clearly you are not familiar with their lyrics.
no they are not.
let's just leave it at that...
Tor_Eckman
2012-01-03 05:22:25 PM
I saw this commercial for the first time while watching South Park reruns last night on CC and I almost shat myself when I realized it wasn't one of Trey and Matt's little jokes.
gilgigamesh
2012-01-03 05:27:47 PM
BurnShrike
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I thought America's biggest tragedy was losing the 2010 Olympic hockey in overtime?
Suck it America!
Huh. I thought it was when McDonalds discontinued the McDLT.
dallylamma
2012-01-03 05:39:42 PM
A bigger tragedy than the CIA creating AIDS and Crack as a means to wipe out America's lower classes?
23FPB23
2012-01-03 05:40:57 PM
I love these ads for these "collector" coins...they act like the value is even higher by kinda brushing up against the gold craze, almost suggesting there is significant gold in these stupid items. My fave line from the latest Indian head 50 dollah bullshiat..
"AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT AND FUTURE REGRET."
Apos
2012-01-03 05:42:09 PM
Pfft...BFD. Is it really any more ghoulish or tasteless than bidding on a celeb's rotten teeth or shiat-stained underwear on eBay?
hovsm
2012-01-03 05:43:08 PM
Capitalism at it's best. Quark would be proud.
Doran
2012-01-03 05:45:13 PM
BurnShrike
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Nickelback is a Canadian band
I'm pretty sure that was SUPPOSED to be a nationally-guarded secret.
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-03 05:47:20 PM
its a Liberian company selling it in america subby.
I wonder how well these things sell? and who buys them?
Treygreen13
2012-01-03 05:50:28 PM
The phrase "stunning relief" is burned into my brain thanks to the people who make these commemorative coins.
tinyarena
2012-01-03 05:50:42 PM
Diogenes
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Sorry, but nothing beats my World Trade Center comemorative coin.
I get to knock the towers down again and again and again!
That's fine, but don't knock over Building Seven. It falls down all by itself :)
Precious Roy's Horse Dividers
2012-01-03 05:58:18 PM
Hulk Hogan is secretly the man behind the coin company. Bastard is profiting from his evil deed.
loonatic112358
2012-01-03 05:58:49 PM
23FPB23
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I love these ads for these "collector" coins...they act like the value is even higher by kinda brushing up against the gold craze, almost suggesting there is significant gold in these stupid items. My fave line from the latest Indian head 50 dollah bullshiat..
"AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT AND FUTURE REGRET."
Yes, because a little gold leaf on a shiatty coin increases it's value
Man On Fire
2012-01-03 06:00:23 PM
they're just trying to cash in on it. what could be more American than that?
TravisBickle62
2012-01-03 06:06:48 PM
No justice while a Kenyan is in the White House!!!!
/or so it goes
Roto-Rot
2012-01-03 06:07:24 PM
I believe I saw this on the weekend while Jaws was on.
There was also another infomercial for some kind of vibrator/dildo. Two women were standing in the driveway, one of whom had just received hers in the mail. They were excited and showing it off to people walking by. Another woman being interviewed indicated that it "made her feel great."
Apos
2012-01-03 06:08:31 PM
Man On Fire
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they're just trying to cash in on it. what could be more American than that?
And who better to show the rest of the world how crass consumerism should be done?
/USA...USA....!
itazurakko
2012-01-03 06:17:12 PM
FirstNationalBastard
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And even then, the reaction and what we've done to ourselves as a result is a bigger tragedy.
Heh. No farking kidding.
Boxcutta
2012-01-03 06:20:40 PM
our nation's biggest tragedy
Sorry, Subby. Over the holidays my father informed me that Fartbongo is the biggest tragedy ever to befall this formerly great nation. Him or Van Jones.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-03 06:21:00 PM
I use one of these coins as a card protector while playing poker. My signature move is to knock down the towers to indicate a fold.
peter21
2012-01-03 06:28:21 PM
If it's not cast in fine, gold pewter like my Civil War chess set, I want no part of it.
Impasse
2012-01-03 06:31:28 PM
NEVAR FORGET
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-03 06:33:19 PM
What a stupid coin. We need a commemorative coin for everything now? For fark's sake. Bin Laden's dead, and that's great. But look what it cost for that to happen. Whoever considers this a good idea is a moron. It's that simple.
Stickdeath
2012-01-03 06:34:22 PM
I'm sure the coin is some form of irony.
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