He's still alive?

With the devil, a deal was made...

Arrgh why did I click on this thread

Better manboobs than headdarts.

/Why does Fark still have this absurdly low GIF image size limit?

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Speaker2Animals: Oblig....

He farking paints is farking toe nails? Hand that man card over sir.

This is WHY YOU DON'T WAX YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE 63 YEARS OLD!!!

For fark's sake, at a certain age you have to embrace the man carpet to hide the continual disappointments nature keeps throwing your way. In fact, I have been getting steadily hairier as I age. By the time I'm 70, I'm going to look like Burt Farking Reynolds in the chest and 'nad area.

one of the side benefits of smoking pot.

Damn! I figured this thread might be bad what with the willingness of Farkers to abuse each other but I badly underestimated the resources they could and would call on.
Now I have to tell my lady my sex drive has been killed for a week.
For those who intend to remain on this thread...A bit of advice: I wouldn't click on a link put up here for love or money.

when 63 years old you reach, look as good you will not

Weird? He's like, 150 years old. Things are bound to droop. Give the Guy a break!

Hey,I just got out of the pool, that water was warm, muscle tissue relaxes, you get swelling, it was the swelling from the warm water!

When I first spotted the thumbnail on TMZ I thought, "Huh, what's a topless old woman doing on this websi-OH MY GOD THAT'S STEVE TYLER WTF!? Now that shiat is burned into my brain.

Ladies don't have moobs

Countering the moobs with gorgeous muscle pecs.





om nom nom nom

Ok, I laughed.

And kind of sang it like the song too...

When 63 years old you are, look as good you will not, hmm?

Speaker2Animals: Oblig....

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All I hear is LEEEEROOOOYYYY JEENNNNNKKKINNNSS

Lsherm: This is WHY YOU DON'T WAX YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE 63 YEARS OLD!!!

Or, or just do some pushups a couple of times a week. Or, God forbid, hit the Farking gym. You have 26 minutes.

65-yr-old Harrison Ford waxes his chest

what has been seen can't be unseen....
for the love of god,WHY, mods?!?! WHY!?!?!
What good could have come from greening this?!?!

/wrists

It seems like he waxes everything and paints his toenails. What is this?

EmmaLou: It seems like he waxes everything and paints his toenails. What is this?

trekkiecougar: Steve Tyler

You're welcome :) Here's some more to help offset the nightmare fuel.

Isn't aging wonderful? He must be so wise. And he definitely feels better than at 20. For sure.

Mick Jagger has let himself go.

Ghastly: I used to hear the lyrics for that song as "do me like a lady".

I always heard it as "You just have to lay there!"

Until I saw the video and the title came up. But the damage was already done from years of hearing it that way.

Also he has...

earings like a lady.
bracelets like a lady,
necklaces like a lady.
fingernail polish like a lady.
rings like a lady.
possibly eye makeup like a lady.

My taint is starting to sag now that I'm getting older.

'Moobs' ?! Grow up, people. The correct term is gynecomastia, which is Latin for 'biatch tits'.

He should be proud -- it takes a lot of bongers to grow a pair of cones like that.

StanTheMan: Lsherm: This is WHY YOU DON'T WAX YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE 63 YEARS OLD!!!

Or, or just do some pushups a couple of times a week. Or, God forbid, hit the Farking gym. You have 26 minutes.

65-yr-old Harrison Ford waxes his chest

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Harrison Ford did that for a good cause, he doesn't do it regularly. Why? Because he's 65 69 years old! (hehehehehehe "69") Also, he's Harrison Ford.

And I go to the gym regularly, thank you very much. That still doesn't mean I'm going to turn 63 and think "you know, I really should wax my chest before I go to the beach." I'm going to turn 63 and think "now I have an excuse for uncontrollable bouts of farting in public."

Lsherm: This is WHY YOU DON'T WAX YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE 63 YEARS OLD!!!

For fark's sake, at a certain age you have to embrace the man carpet to hide the continual disappointments nature keeps throwing your way. In fact, I have been getting steadily hairier as I age. By the time I'm 70, I'm going to look like Burt Farking Reynolds in the chest and 'nad area.

It's not just the chest, he has NO body hair at all. Creepy...

Lsherm: StanTheMan: Lsherm: This is WHY YOU DON'T WAX YOUR CHEST IF YOU'RE 63 YEARS OLD!!!

Or, or just do some pushups a couple of times a week. Or, God forbid, hit the Farking gym. You have 26 minutes.

65-yr-old Harrison Ford waxes his chest

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Harrison Ford did that for a good cause, he doesn't do it regularly. Why? Because he's 65 69 years old! (hehehehehehe "69") Also, he's Harrison Ford.

Yes, he was doing a PSA to save the rainforests. Then, Mr. Ford likely got into one of his 6 personal jets and flew off, spewing more CO2 in one flight than the average mortal does in a lifetime.

The point is that Harrison Ford has a nice chest at 65 because he works out.

This thread is nightmare material
/grabs the brain bleach

Serious questions to the ladies (or the fellas who like the male musculature)

The super-defined guys - isn't that more "impressed" than "want"?

This is for posterity, so please, be honest