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(New York Daily News) Interesting Man eats a slice from every pizzeria in Manhattan, including Ray's, Original Ray's, Ray's Original, Famous Ray's Original, New York Ray's, El Rey's, and 350 other places that suck compared to your favorite   (nydailynews.com) divider line 223
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indylaw
2012-01-03 02:25:11 PM
He should come to New Haven and have some good pizza.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-03 02:25:45 PM
Big whoop, he likes cheese and toppings on a circle of cardboard.
 
bim1154
2012-01-03 02:25:55 PM
Let's get this started. New York pizza sucks.

/I eagerly await the pizza wars.
 
germ78 [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:26:02 PM
Chicago Style > New York Style > Tebow

/now that we've got that squared away...
//casseroles have noodles
 
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-03 02:26:08 PM
I bet he didn't go to Jumbo pizza at 108th and Amsterdam
 
Weigard
2012-01-03 02:26:28 PM
indylaw: He should come to New Haven and have some good pizza.

It's too thin and saucy, but I'll gladly take New Haven style over the birth defect that Midwesterners call pizza.
 
Headso
2012-01-03 02:27:28 PM
Jerry Seinfeld: What's around you?
Cosmo Kramer: I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?
Jerry Seinfeld: Is it Famous Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer: No, it's just original.
Jerry Seinfeld: Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer: It's just original, Jerry!
 
Mad Scientist
2012-01-03 02:28:25 PM
Hope he didn't stack his slices or use a fork.
 
Hoboclown
2012-01-03 02:28:33 PM
indylaw: He should come to New Haven and have some good pizza.

I like Pepe's a lot, but apparently being "world famous" means the staff can act like they're doing you a favor just by talking to you.
 
socodog
2012-01-03 02:30:56 PM
How's his adult onset diabetes thing coming along?
 
LincolnLogolas
2012-01-03 02:31:29 PM
I've yet to have pizza anywhere in NYC that didn't taste like greasy cardboard ass. I was in Oswego a few years ago, however, and the pizza there was one of the few things that I liked about that town. The other thing I liked about Oswego was Zonies.
 
Nightsweat
2012-01-03 02:32:42 PM
The best pure pizza blog is Slice. They don't get caught up in the pizza wars, they just go try pizza and tell you what's good, whether it's NY, New Haven, Chicago, St. Louis, Sicilian, etc.. Good pizza is good pizza, no matter the style.
 
FreakinB [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:32:46 PM
Well done, pizza guy. My favorite pizza place is actually in Brooklyn (L&B), but there's a lot of good stuff in Manhattan.

/and lots of bad stuff too, but still
 
Nightsweat
2012-01-03 02:33:28 PM
LincolnLogolas: I've yet to have pizza anywhere in NYC that didn't taste like greasy cardboard ass. I was in Oswego a few years ago, however, and the pizza there was one of the few things that I liked about that town. The other thing I liked about Oswego was Zonies.

What was your reference point for comparison to greasy cardboard ass?
 
That Masked Man
2012-01-03 02:33:46 PM
indylaw: He should come to New Haven and have some good pizza.

One large pepperoni, mushroom, and jalapeno with a side of armed-robbery-turned-into-a-double-murder-in-broad-daylight from New Haven's finest Crip-themed pizzeria, please.
 
IHadMeAVision
2012-01-03 02:34:06 PM
Gaby's in Hollis and Margherita's (sp?) in Jamaica Center are but two of my personal favorites over here in Queens. The spot I live by is pretty delicious too, Luigi's in Ozone Park. Haven't had too many Manhattan slices because... come on... how much can you possibly spend on each slice of pizza?
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:34:12 PM
Do you know who makes the best pizza? Papa John's.
 
nucal
2012-01-03 02:34:51 PM
These threads are like menstruation, they are an annoying monthly occurance
 
Sapper_Topo
2012-01-03 02:34:55 PM
The best we have around here. Once MVF made a show here its all you hear about though.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
The Angry Hand of God
2012-01-03 02:35:10 PM
Right over the water is Benny Tudino's in Hoboken. That is some awesome pizza. Here is a pic from a quick GIS. Yes, there slices are that big...

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The Angry Hand of God
2012-01-03 02:36:03 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Right over the water is Benny Tudino's in Hoboken. That is some awesome pizza. Here is a pic from a quick GIS. Yes, theretheir slices are that big...

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I wish I could edit posts...
 
FreakinB [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:37:02 PM
Donnchadha: Do you know who makes the best pizza? Papa John's.

In all seriousness, they're the best of the big chains IMO. Which isn't saying much. But it's at least decent.
 
GacysBasement
2012-01-03 02:37:03 PM
You're all wrong, so I'm getting a kick out all these responses.
 
Fett56
2012-01-03 02:37:19 PM
Satchels in Gainesville, Florida is the best pizza I've had outside of NY.
 
That Masked Man
2012-01-03 02:37:54 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Right over the water is Benny Tudino's in Hoboken. That is some awesome pizza. Here is a pic from a quick GIS. Yes, there slices are that big...

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What's a slice of pepperoni, mushroom, and baby going for these days?
 
poot_rootbeer
2012-01-03 02:38:16 PM
I always assumed that restaurants open and close too frequently in Manhattan for it to be possible to try every slice of pizza that's offered. You'll be forever chasing the mozzarella dragon.
 
LincolnLogolas
2012-01-03 02:38:37 PM
Nightsweat: LincolnLogolas: I've yet to have pizza anywhere in NYC that didn't taste like greasy cardboard ass. I was in Oswego a few years ago, however, and the pizza there was one of the few things that I liked about that town. The other thing I liked about Oswego was Zonies.

What was your reference point for comparison to greasy cardboard ass?

It was 4am, and I'm fairly sure there was a lot of alcohol and a dare involved.
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-03 02:38:43 PM
I like NY pizza. I like Chicago pizza. Just stfu and eat yer damned pizza.
 
I Mash Grains
2012-01-03 02:38:47 PM
The only thing more annoying that New Yorkers bragging about their pizza is when they relocate down south and complain that there is no good pizza around.
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:39:34 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: I like NY pizza. I like Chicago pizza. Just stfu and eat yer damned pizza.

Just as long as it's not on a cracker thin crust and cut into squares. That is an abomination.
 
kokomo61
2012-01-03 02:39:37 PM
Did he get any from Trader Joe's? They have the best pizza....

static.guim.co.uk

You know who else has the best pizza? New York City.....
 
baronvonflapjack [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:39:50 PM
Santa: I've been to New York thousands of times.
Buddy: Really?
Santa: Mm-hmm.
Buddy: What's it like?
Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.
Buddy: Oh.
Santa: Second, there are, like, thirty Ray's Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one's on 11th. And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.
 
seek3r
2012-01-03 02:40:23 PM
He should come to Brooklyn, eat at Tontono's, L&B Spumoni Gardens, Grimaldi's (though there get take out, not worth waiting on the line that inevitably forms every day), etc.

/mmm pizza
//and don't bloody eat it with a fork
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:40:43 PM
In some sense of seriousness, if you're in the Twin Cities area: Punch Pizza
 
BalugaJoe
2012-01-03 02:40:55 PM
John's pizza does not serve by the slice.

I can't believe he went to every Patsy's

Caruso's on Fulton is my favorite.
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-03 02:41:11 PM
Headso: Jerry Seinfeld: What's around you?
Cosmo Kramer: I'm looking at Ray's pizza. You know where that is?
Jerry Seinfeld: Is it Famous Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer: No, it's just original.
Jerry Seinfeld: Famous ORIGINAL Ray's?
Cosmo Kramer: It's just original, Jerry!

funny cuz it's true.

/Regular Ray's around the corner
//and Pizzeria Uno, inexplicably
 
Rapmaster2000
2012-01-03 02:41:12 PM
The best pizza comes from the city that I'm from.
 
Nightsweat
2012-01-03 02:42:20 PM
The Angry Hand of God: Right over the water is Benny Tudino's in Hoboken. That is some awesome pizza. Here is a pic from a quick GIS. Yes, there slices are that big...

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 640x426]

You only got half baby?
 
skullkrusher
2012-01-03 02:42:25 PM
I Mash Grains: The only thing more annoying that New Yorkers bragging about their pizza is when they relocate down south and complain that there is no good pizza around.

don't get me started on the insipid excuse for bagels in other parts of the country...
 
Donnchadha [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:42:31 PM
Rapmaster2000: The best pizza comes from the city that I'm from.

This. By the time I get one delivered from NYC, it's cold!
 
Hyperbolic Hyperbole [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 02:42:34 PM
Pizza Hut FTW
 
Anastacya
2012-01-03 02:42:49 PM
He sounds fat.
 
LeroyBourne
2012-01-03 02:43:01 PM
I feel the same way. Pizza is the perfect food.
 
max_pooper
2012-01-03 02:43:53 PM
I really do like pizza, but that shiat they sell in New York should not be allowed to be called pizza. Crap on a cracker would be a more adapt description.
 
litespeed74
2012-01-03 02:43:57 PM
This guy is my hero.
I think I've eaten at that NYPD pizza place in Colorado. It was awful.
Denver has a few good joints I frequent.

Fark has led me to some good places in NYC for a slice.
I love me some Chicago style as well.
 
chamblin
2012-01-03 02:45:34 PM
i.imgur.com
 
nwarlick
2012-01-03 02:45:57 PM
For any Atlanta farkers, you have to try Antico Pizza near GT. It has converted even the harshest critics. Unbelievably good for the south. They were in the process of expanding to NY, etc until they found out the owner is...eccentric.
 
dogslobber buttlube
2012-01-03 02:48:07 PM
I Mash Grains: The only thing more annoying that New Yorkers bragging about their pizza is when they relocate down south and complain that there is no good pizza around.

WOW! Cool
 
colon_pow
2012-01-03 02:48:07 PM
best pizza in tucson is Magpies, and i can whip the guy who says it isn't so.
 
ruta
2012-01-03 02:48:28 PM
Searching Google Maps for "ray's pizza new york city" turns up one place, Amadeus Pizza and they have "Bad bad bad service".
 
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