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"President Obama was the overall winner with more than 6400 beans cast."

This is probably about as legitimate as the caucuses will be.

I read the first line of the article incorrectly. Made it more interesting though.

She won't be elected. No reason to panic. All is well.

beans

This is NOT how I expected the coffee party to mobilize...

Witchyman: Why do we allow Iowa to have any power?

Because Iowa is nice. Link (new window)

She's just another has-bean.

GWLush: I would vote for an actual coffee bean over Bachmann.

Bears repeating. Preferably a dark roast. Just like Marcus prefers, dark roast.

Apparently she's the beans knees

I'll withhold judgment until I know how many lemons were cast by old people for Santorum.

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She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.

Hamburg Inn No. 2 COFFEE BEAN CAUCUS 2012 RESULTS (new window)

&#; Barack Obama: 6,442
&#; Michele Bachmann: 1,147
&#; Mitt Romney: 850
&#; Ron Paul: 724
&#; Newt Gingrich: 548
&#; Rick Perry: 295
&#; Rick Santorum: 223
&#; Jon Huntsman: 183

Meanwhile, Marcus has some guy's leg coming out of his ass.

monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.

Mad Scientist: I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.

Not ground up and in the freezer?

Santorum had so little because his beans were kopi luwak

Shaggy_C: Mad Scientist: I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.

Not ground up and in the freezer?

Not wrapped in trash bags & duct tape and stored in the trunk of my car?

Yes we c_olumbian

Bachmann comes in second to Obama so FOX declare her the winner.

Obama beat all of the others combined by over 60 percent. Are you surprised?

But Obama, not being a citizen, isn't eligible for the candidacy. Therefore, Bachmann is the winner overall.

(am I doing this right?) :p

Witchyman: Why do we allow Iowa to have any power?



He who controls the corn, controls the caucuses.

ChimpMitten: monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.

so he really only had 3,840 beans

I'll bet all those Republican beans make a very bitter cup of coffee.

Shiat is just completely retarded in Iowa now. Coffee beans? Really?

We haven't found out what Mrs. Seltzer's 1st grade class thinks of latest poll numbers. GET A CAMERA CREW TO THE PLAYGROUND STAT!

jso2897: The Africanised beans are far more aggressive than the other varieties.

Is that an actual, bona fide killer bees reference in my Fark? Nothing is obscure here.

D135: ChimpMitten: monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.

so he really only had 3,840 beans

What you did there...

...we sees it

jayhawk88: Shiat is just completely retarded in Iowa now. Coffee beans? Really?

So... restaurants and coffee shops in the other 49 states are prohibited from anything fun or silly related to an election season? It's just an Iowa thing?

During 2008, Taki's Steakhouse (a sushi bar in Urbandale) offered "Obama" and "McCain" maki rolls, and tracked their "votes" on a whiteboard. After the election, they were renamed to the "winner" and "loser" rolls.

/CSB?

well combine all the republican beans in Iowa and you are still short enough beans to make a cup of coffee. What idiots.

monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

That's as many as six hundred and forty tens and that's terrible.

Chock full o'Nuts.

Well, she WAS the winner of the looser bracket.