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(My Fox DC) Interesting Michele Bachmann wins in Iowa...what?...oh   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 67
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2012-01-03 12:10:23 PM
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/yes
//it works
///yes the top story is nearly a year old
 
2012-01-03 12:12:37 PM
"President Obama was the overall winner with more than 6400 beans cast."
 
2012-01-03 12:13:29 PM
Of the nearly 4,000 republican beans that were counted, Bachmann got nearly 29% of the vote.

President Obama was the overall winner with more than 6400 beans cast.
 
2012-01-03 12:13:50 PM
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2012-01-03 12:14:35 PM
This is probably about as legitimate as the caucuses will be.
 
2012-01-03 12:16:17 PM
I read the first line of the article incorrectly. Made it more interesting though.
 
2012-01-03 12:16:39 PM
Why do we allow Iowa to have any power?
 
2012-01-03 12:20:08 PM
She won't be elected. No reason to panic. All is well.
 
2012-01-03 12:21:17 PM
I would vote for an actual coffee bean over Bachmann.
 
2012-01-03 12:21:37 PM
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2012-01-03 12:22:02 PM
This is NOT how I expected the coffee party to mobilize...
 
2012-01-03 12:24:30 PM
Witchyman: Why do we allow Iowa to have any power?

Because Iowa is nice. Link (new window)
 
2012-01-03 12:25:11 PM
She's just another has-bean.
 
2012-01-03 12:29:41 PM
GWLush: I would vote for an actual coffee bean over Bachmann.

Bears repeating. Preferably a dark roast. Just like Marcus prefers, dark roast.
 
2012-01-03 12:29:44 PM
Apparently she's the beans knees
 
2012-01-03 12:31:18 PM
I'll withhold judgment until I know how many lemons were cast by old people for Santorum.

//something something tinyurl
 
2012-01-03 12:34:39 PM
She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans
 
2012-01-03 12:35:07 PM
I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.
 
2012-01-03 12:36:32 PM
Hamburg Inn No. 2 COFFEE BEAN CAUCUS 2012 RESULTS (new window)

&#; Barack Obama: 6,442
&#; Michele Bachmann: 1,147
&#; Mitt Romney: 850
&#; Ron Paul: 724
&#; Newt Gingrich: 548
&#; Rick Perry: 295
&#; Rick Santorum: 223
&#; Jon Huntsman: 183
 
2012-01-03 12:37:28 PM
farm6.staticflickr.com

Meanwhile, Marcus has some guy's leg coming out of his ass.
 
2012-01-03 12:37:57 PM
monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.
 
2012-01-03 12:38:09 PM
Mad Scientist: I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.


Not ground up and in the freezer?
 
2012-01-03 12:38:58 PM
Santorum had so little because his beans were kopi luwak
 
2012-01-03 12:40:47 PM
Shaggy_C: Mad Scientist: I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.

Not ground up and in the freezer?


Not wrapped in trash bags & duct tape and stored in the trunk of my car?
 
2012-01-03 12:41:38 PM
Juan Valdez weeps for our future.
 
2012-01-03 12:41:59 PM
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Yes we columbian
 
2012-01-03 12:42:09 PM
Fear the Clam

Meanwhile, Marcus has some guy's leg coming out of his ass.


He's degaying him. It's a like a rebirthing ceremony.
 
2012-01-03 12:49:24 PM
Bachmann comes in second to Obama so FOX declare her the winner.
 
2012-01-03 12:52:33 PM
FTFA: Of the nearly 4,000 republican beans that were counted, Bachmann got nearly 29% of the vote. President Obama was the overall winner with more than 6400 beans cast.

I just knew that f*cker was a closet Republican.
 
2012-01-03 12:57:11 PM
ChimpMitten: monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.


The Africanised beans are far more aggressive than the other varieties.

fappomatic: Shaggy_C: Mad Scientist: I like my women like I like my coffee:

Sealed in foil and hidden in the back of the closet.

Not ground up and in the freezer?

Not wrapped in trash bags & duct tape and stored in the trunk of my car?


Not tied up in a burlap bag and slung over a donkey's back?
 
2012-01-03 01:00:24 PM
Obama beat all of the others combined by over 60 percent. Are you surprised?
 
2012-01-03 01:01:25 PM
Of course illegal aliens would prefer Obama!!
 
2012-01-03 01:04:31 PM
But Obama, not being a citizen, isn't eligible for the candidacy. Therefore, Bachmann is the winner overall.

(am I doing this right?) :p
 
2012-01-03 01:08:17 PM
Witchyman: Why do we allow Iowa to have any power?

urbanext.illinois.edu

He who controls the corn, controls the caucuses.
 
2012-01-03 01:08:51 PM
ChimpMitten: monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.


so he really only had 3,840 beans
 
2012-01-03 01:09:27 PM
SuburbanCowboy: Obama beat all of the others combined by with over 60 percent. Are you surprised?

English and math, motherfarka, do you understand either of them?

\it's 13 hours into the primary season, and I'm already sick of it.
 
2012-01-03 01:13:41 PM
FriarReb98: SuburbanCowboy: Obama beat all of the others combined by with over 60 percent. Are you surprised?

English and math, motherfarka, do you understand either of them?

\it's 13 hours into the primary season, and I'm already sick of it.


Do you? 6400 is 60 percent more than 4000. Obama both won by over 60%, and won with over 60%.
 
2012-01-03 01:17:36 PM
I'll bet all those Republican beans make a very bitter cup of coffee.
 
2012-01-03 01:22:13 PM
Shiat is just completely retarded in Iowa now. Coffee beans? Really?

We haven't found out what Mrs. Seltzer's 1st grade class thinks of latest poll numbers. GET A CAMERA CREW TO THE PLAYGROUND STAT!
 
2012-01-03 01:27:53 PM
jso2897: The Africanised beans are far more aggressive than the other varieties.

Is that an actual, bona fide killer bees reference in my Fark? Nothing is obscure here.

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2012-01-03 01:31:00 PM
D135: ChimpMitten: monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

They were probably Kenyan beans.

so he really only had 3,840 beans


What you did there...

...we sees it
 
2012-01-03 01:32:12 PM
jayhawk88: Shiat is just completely retarded in Iowa now. Coffee beans? Really?

So... restaurants and coffee shops in the other 49 states are prohibited from anything fun or silly related to an election season? It's just an Iowa thing?

During 2008, Taki's Steakhouse (a sushi bar in Urbandale) offered "Obama" and "McCain" maki rolls, and tracked their "votes" on a whiteboard. After the election, they were renamed to the "winner" and "loser" rolls.

/CSB?
 
2012-01-03 01:41:12 PM
jayhawk88: Shiat is just completely retarded in Iowa now. Coffee beans? Really?

We haven't found out what Mrs. Seltzer's 1st grade class thinks of latest poll numbers. GET A CAMERA CREW TO THE PLAYGROUND STAT!


If this makes you angry you should probably go out of your way to ignore the Presidential Race.
 
2012-01-03 01:53:27 PM
well combine all the republican beans in Iowa and you are still short enough beans to make a cup of coffee. What idiots.
 
2012-01-03 01:57:25 PM
223 people really love a dark, oily, frothy brew.
 
2012-01-03 02:17:24 PM
That's about as relevant as she's going to get I suspect...
 
2012-01-03 02:18:58 PM
DarwiOdrade: FriarReb98: SuburbanCowboy: Obama beat all of the others combined by with over 60 percent. Are you surprised?

English and math, motherfarka, do you understand either of them?

\it's 13 hours into the primary season, and I'm already sick of it.

Do you? 6400 is 60 percent more than 4000. Obama both won by over 60%, and won with over 60%.



Lets see if FriarReb98: is man/woman enough to admit the mistake or if he/she will just slink out of the thread.
 
2012-01-03 02:38:25 PM
monoski: She got whipped by Fartbongo and his 6400 beans

That's as many as six hundred and forty tens and that's terrible.
 
2012-01-03 02:41:14 PM
Chock full o'Nuts.
 
2012-01-03 02:49:32 PM
Well, she WAS the winner of the looser bracket.
 
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