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(Celebslam)   Jessica Alba had a baby in August and looks like this in a bikini now   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 16
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2012-01-03 12:08:52 PM  
5 votes:
She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
2012-01-03 12:52:15 PM  
4 votes:
Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
2012-01-03 05:14:38 PM  
3 votes:
My best friend is giving birth today (yay!) Pregnancy has certainly changed her body, and I don't think it will look the same as before she gave birth. I've seen it before. Another good friend is totally fit (she did a triathalon last Fall), but has much wider hips and loser skin around her midsection now that she's a mom.

Different women respond differently to pregnancy. My mother's boobs got ginormous and never went back even after she lost the weight (she ended up getting a breast reduction). But I think most of my friends complain that their butts and stomachs don't look the same after pregnancy, even if they had a "fit" pregnancy. But some women I know look even better after pregnancy as they are more "filled out".

Alba is a celebrity. She has all the money (and reason) in the world to get back in great shape. If she doesn't, she's out of a job.

Ladies, let's not compare ourselves, shall we? Do your best to be healthy, and make sure you have a man who truly loves you no matter your size.

/oh yeah, we are on fark. If you aren't a size 4 you should just go kill yourself
2012-01-03 01:17:46 PM  
3 votes:
I'm more concerned with tfa headline stating she is hot AGAIN. Suggesting she was not hot while she was pregnant and carried all that extra weight. Thank goodness she had the good sense to lose enough weight to not be heinous. And people wonder why so many women have low self esteem.

/loves me some skinny women but seriously, this kind of stuff does actual harm imo.
2012-01-03 03:08:19 PM  
2 votes:

Shaggy_C: I am confused by your post. You did not provide examples of both body types. Now I have an unrealistic expectation of body shape.


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2012-01-03 01:15:57 PM  
2 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.

And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!


It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.

Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
2012-01-03 01:13:46 PM  
2 votes:

Bikini shots are worthless without ass.

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2012-01-03 12:52:02 PM  
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.


And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
2012-01-03 05:15:51 PM  
1 votes:
I think these girls would pass the bounce back test


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2012-01-03 05:00:32 PM  
1 votes:
All we want to say, ladies, is that you are a complete waste of space if you cannot look good in a bikini six months after giving birth. Your man deserves better. It doesn't matter that he's got a gut and is losing his hair. Any man worth anything will have bikini-hot babes just crawling all over him.
2012-01-03 04:16:15 PM  
1 votes:
I know this is going to sound like a strange, foreign idea

but you know..

when you're rich

and are essentially paid to look good

and weren't ever overweight to begin with

and have handlers keeping you eating right and working hard

well

yeah

of course you're going to bounce back in good time and be exactly who you were.

/i realize this thread is about looking at Jessica Alba in a bikini
//but the whole "zomg she not hideous after shiatting out a kid"
///as if it wasn't ever her profession to be pretty
2012-01-03 03:33:03 PM  
1 votes:
Giving birth was the best weight loss EVAR - bam! 40 lbs in two days, book it done. THAT was a rewarding experience and allayed a lot of fears. I'm still about 10 over my prepregnancy weight, but, eh, it'll come off. I'm not in a huge rush.

And I don't want to hear daddy dearest say one word about my weight because his has crept up like a ninja. That magic fat that you don't see until you catch your ass in a reflection one day and go 'daaayyuumm, whose ass is that?'. You wouldn't believe how he harped on me about my weight during the pregnancy either. Tubbo ought to look in the mirror. He's not really a tubbo, but, still, he's not exactly in the best shape of his life when he was so paranoid that I would become a blimp.

Check yourself before you torture your women, guys. Yes, she KNOWS she's putting on weight. She KNOWS how much she's putting on. She cries inwardly and probably outwardly anytime someone puts her on a scale and she hates herself. Really. She doesn't need to hear a word from you about it...especially if you don't practice good habits yourself.
2012-01-03 01:17:47 PM  
1 votes:

J. Frank Parnell: PizzaJedi81: Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.

And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!

It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.

Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.


You sound like you have a penis.
2012-01-03 12:52:43 PM  
1 votes:

PizzaJedi81: Well, the front end looks good, now can we see the back? That's how we'll TRULY know.

Girl used to have the best ass in Hollywood. That title now goes to Jessica Biel. Bounce a damn quarter off that thing!


Oh,I think Kate Beckinsale gives JB a good bum-er,run-for her money.
2012-01-03 12:49:17 PM  
1 votes:

mitchcumstein1: She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.



We're done here.
2012-01-03 11:59:47 AM  
1 votes:
oh she's hot. but not the hottest Jessica
 
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