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Jessica Alba had a baby in August and looks like this in a bikini now
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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-03 11:59:47 AM
oh she's hot. but not the hottest Jessica
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-03 12:08:52 PM
She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Apos
2012-01-03 12:49:17 PM
mitchcumstein1
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She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
We're done here.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-03 12:50:33 PM
Well, the front end looks good, now can we see the back? That's how we'll TRULY know.
Girl used to have the best ass in Hollywood. That title now goes to Jessica Biel. Bounce a damn quarter off that thing!
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-03 12:51:07 PM
She must work out.
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-03 12:52:02 PM
Rev. Skarekroe
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She must work out.
And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
Iblis824
2012-01-03 12:52:15 PM
Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
Apos
2012-01-03 12:52:43 PM
PizzaJedi81
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Well, the front end looks good, now can we see the back? That's how we'll TRULY know.
Girl used to have the best ass in Hollywood. That title now goes to Jessica Biel. Bounce a damn quarter off that thing!
Oh,I think Kate Beckinsale gives JB a good bum-er,run-for her money.
busy chillin'
2012-01-03 12:53:33 PM
why is her baby wearing a bikini?
h2oincfs
2012-01-03 12:53:45 PM
i've never had a baby, and i look terrible in a bikini.
why is life so unfair?
Wendy's Chili
2012-01-03 12:54:53 PM
PizzaJedi81
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Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.
And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
Iblis824
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Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
You sound fat.
Moonraper
2012-01-03 12:58:53 PM
h2oincfs
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i've never had a baby, and i look terrible in a bikini.
why is life so unfair?
ur weiner prolly isnt helping
steviesgirl777
2012-01-03 12:59:05 PM
she is not the only one that looks hot in a bikini after giving birth
Killer Cars
2012-01-03 01:00:41 PM
mitchcumstein1
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She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Well, have you asked her nicely? Politeness goes a long way.
monoski
2012-01-03 01:01:47 PM
Tom Brady chimed in and I said; I have had better
animal900
2012-01-03 01:04:34 PM
I made my wife wear a bikini
while
giving birth. Damn thing acted like a slingshot and fired the kid right back in.
hailin
2012-01-03 01:07:16 PM
Some women just bounce back naturally. My friend is very annoyingly like this. Two months after having her third baby and she was back down to pre-baby weight without much exercise (two aerobics classes a week and that is it). She is just naturally skinny without having to try much.
Judging from my mom and sister, I'm going to have to work out two hours a day seven-days a week to accomplish that same goal.
gunga galunga
2012-01-03 01:09:13 PM
Yeah, keep on drooling. But none of you seem to realize that she has her own personal trainers, dieticians and shiatload of money to boot.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-03 01:12:39 PM
Amazing what having the money for a personal trainer and money for the nanny to watch the kid while you work out gets you, eh?
MoronLessOff
2012-01-03 01:13:26 PM
mitchcumstein1
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She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
DeathByGeekSquad
2012-01-03 01:13:40 PM
Iblis824
:
Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
It's pretty easy to get back into shape when you don't eat like a hog during your pregnancy. My sister popped one out just over a year ago, and she was back to her normal, slim size within a few months.
Wellon Dowd
2012-01-03 01:13:46 PM
Bikini shots are worthless without ass.
J. Frank Parnell
2012-01-03 01:15:57 PM
PizzaJedi81
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Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.
And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.
Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-03 01:17:46 PM
I'm more concerned with tfa headline stating she is hot AGAIN. Suggesting she was not hot while she was pregnant and carried all that extra weight. Thank goodness she had the good sense to lose enough weight to not be heinous. And people wonder why so many women have low self esteem.
/loves me some skinny women but seriously, this kind of stuff does actual harm imo.
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-03 01:17:47 PM
J. Frank Parnell
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PizzaJedi81: Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.
And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!
It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.
Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
You sound like you have a penis.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-03 01:19:28 PM
mitchcumstein1
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She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Her pregger tits are out there.
Because People in power are Stupid
2012-01-03 01:22:04 PM
She looks blurry now?
Tom_Slick
2012-01-03 01:22:35 PM
Nice C-Section Scar
The Lone Talbot
2012-01-03 01:22:41 PM
Isn't she the one who said she was only going to speak Spanish around her baby for the first year or so, then start speaking English around it?
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-03 01:22:45 PM
ShawnDoc
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mitchcumstein1: She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Her pregger tits are out there.
I don't want candid, caught off guard tits. I want well lit, cinematic tits.
RichardFowler
2012-01-03 01:24:13 PM
I'll never forget the first time I saw her... in that movie "Idle Hands". I thought who in the she devil is this creature? Hot as damn it. Anyone else?
groppet
2012-01-03 01:24:55 PM
hailin
:
Some women just bounce back naturally. My friend is very annoyingly like this. Two months after having her third baby and she was back down to pre-baby weight without much exercise (two aerobics classes a week and that is it). She is just naturally skinny without having to try much.
Judging from my mom and sister, I'm going to have to work out two hours a day seven-days a week to accomplish that same goal.
My sister in law is the same way had a baby in mid spetember and you would never know.
Elzar
2012-01-03 01:24:57 PM
hailin
:
Some women just bounce back naturally. My friend is very annoyingly like this. Two months after having her third baby and she was back down to pre-baby weight without much exercise (two aerobics classes a week and that is it). She is just naturally skinny without having to try much.
Judging from my mom and sister, I'm going to have to work out two hours a day seven-days a week to accomplish that same goal.
My wife lost weight after she had our first child (as in immediately following the birth she was several pounds lighter then her pre-pregnancy weight). Normal weight child, and no complications - some folks just luck out I guess...
/ JA is a bit of a butterface... YMMV
olapbill
2012-01-03 01:25:00 PM
hailin
:
Some women just bounce back naturally. My friend is very annoyingly like this. Two months after having her third baby and she was back down to pre-baby weight without much exercise (two aerobics classes a week and that is it). She is just naturally skinny without having to try much.
Judging from my mom and sister, I'm going to have to work out two hours a day seven-days a week to accomplish that same goal.
Don't feel too bad. She'll still feel like a bucket of warm water after squeezing three pumpkin sized objects out of there. It's the nautral childbirth great equalizer.
dragonchild
2012-01-03 01:26:03 PM
hailin
:
Some women just bounce back naturally.
That "naturally" is often breast-feeding. Babbies are even bigger parasites out of the box; they'll drain a mother down to
below
her pre-pregger weight in a lot of cases.
spacemanjones
2012-01-03 01:27:01 PM
Because People in power are Stupid
:
She looks blurry now?
I can't believe the mainstream media isn't covering this epidemic. So many celebs have been photographed in public looking blurry. Is this the latest plastic surgery crazy? Is the Church of Scientology behind it?Someone needs to uncover the truth!
BadJazz
2012-01-03 01:27:06 PM
mitchcumstein1
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ShawnDoc: mitchcumstein1: She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Her pregger tits are out there.
I don't want candid, caught off guard tits. I want well lit, cinematic tits.
That line is full of great band names.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-03 01:32:58 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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gunga galunga: Yeah, keep on drooling. But none of you seem to realize that she has her own personal trainers, dieticians and shiatload of money to boot.
Some girls just have that body. Some girls are just naturally heavy, the reverse is also true.
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And god bless 'em for showing it off!
God bless YOU, sir.
darch
2012-01-03 01:34:56 PM
It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.
Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
Not that I really care all that much as I generally can't stand smug pregnant women (why oh why do you have to keep your hands on your straining bellies? We get it- you procreated.) but
THIS.
There is no mystery to it. Eat healthy and barring any unusual complications, keep moving around and being active and you won't be a mess once you pop your little snowflake out.
Teenwolf
2012-01-03 01:38:50 PM
Apos
:
Oh, I think
Kate Beckinsale gives JB a good
bum-er,run-for her money.
This statement is 100% approved by NAD (National Dyslexics Association).
mooseyfate
2012-01-03 01:42:37 PM
mitchcumstein1
:
She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
Bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears, bears.
/beets
//battlestar galactica
bdub77
2012-01-03 01:44:04 PM
Celebslam shows up as porn on my work webfilter so...can I get some help here?
Dictatorial_Flair
2012-01-03 01:44:22 PM
Gaining eighty pounds because you got pregnant and never losing half of it is not normal, or healthy. It's just American.
FinFangFark
2012-01-03 01:47:34 PM
darch
:
It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.
Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
Not that I really care all that much as I generally can't stand smug pregnant women (why oh why do you have to keep your hands on your straining bellies? We get it- you procreated.) but
THIS.
There is no mystery to it. Eat healthy and barring any unusual complications, keep moving around and being active and you won't be a mess once you pop your little snowflake out.
Double this.
Not the smug pregnant part....but the mysteries of the unknown when it comes to losing weight.
"How do I lose all the weight I gained from being pregnant? :( "
Simple...stop eating like you're pregnant...30 minutes of moderate to vigorious exercise, and problem solved. They've created so many options for women now, that it's not just running on a treadmill or lifting weights in the gym. Pilates, yoga (hot yoga), spin, martial arts, etc etc etc...if you say there's no way to do it, you're just making excuses.
Go be post-preggers fat somewhere else.
Karvey
2012-01-03 01:50:21 PM
Apos
:
mitchcumstein1: She's hot, crazy hot, but she can't act for shiat, and she won't make with the tits. I'm out.
We're done here.
The gleaming stretch mark on the titties sent me packin
greenbowlpacker
2012-01-03 01:51:39 PM
litespeed74
2012-01-03 01:54:10 PM
My ex gf seemed even sexier after having a kid. She did get into x fit right after too..that may have helped.
mjg
2012-01-03 02:00:24 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
:
gunga galunga: Yeah, keep on drooling. But none of you seem to realize that she has her own personal trainers, dieticians and shiatload of money to boot.
Some girls just have that body. Some girls are just naturally heavy, the reverse is also true.
[img441.imageshack.us image 399x598]
[img829.imageshack.us image 640x989]
[img829.imageshack.us image 586x640]
[img641.imageshack.us image 604x453]
[img812.imageshack.us image 600x429]
[img850.imageshack.us image 405x567]
[img440.imageshack.us image 640x511]
[img268.imageshack.us image 640x480]
And god bless 'em for showing it off!
my dick just coughed
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-03 02:00:44 PM
mjg
:
The Stealth Hippopotamus: gunga galunga: Yeah, keep on drooling. But none of you seem to realize that she has her own personal trainers, dieticians and shiatload of money to boot.
Some girls just have that body. Some girls are just naturally heavy, the reverse is also true.
[img441.imageshack.us image 399x598]
[img829.imageshack.us image 640x989]
[img829.imageshack.us image 586x640]
[img641.imageshack.us image 604x453]
[img812.imageshack.us image 600x429]
[img850.imageshack.us image 405x567]
[img440.imageshack.us image 640x511]
[img268.imageshack.us image 640x480]
And god bless 'em for showing it off!
my dick just coughed
Get a kleenix, wipe it up.
Subsonicmonkey
2012-01-03 02:02:09 PM
Oh, money. Is there nothing you can't do?
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