Iblis824: Its pretty easy to get back into shape when you have personal trainers, dietitians, nearly unlimited money, and free time.
I think these girls would pass the bounce back test
gridlocksammy: I think these girls would pass the bounce back test[us.acidcow.com image 496x700][us.acidcow.com image 490x700][us.acidcow.com image 560x700][us.acidcow.com image 525x700][us.acidcow.com image 527x700]
Lollipop165: /oh yeah, we are on fark. If you aren't a size 4 you should just go kill yourself
TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She looks like a mom. Big whoop. The fact that she was in "Good Luck Chuck" ruins her. She's tainted.
your average maint. man: don't forget she has the herps, not the derps
Apos: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: She looks like a mom. Big whoop. The fact that she was in "Good Luck Chuck" ruins her. She's tainted.You can't be serious. She's no more sullied for "GLC" than Sofia Vergara is for New Year's Eve ,Monica Bellucci for The Matrix Revolutions and Jennifer Aniston or Katherine Heigl for...ummm...innumerable...bland...inane ....rom coms ....On second thought,disregard that last one.The point is Jessica's a vivacious,fearless and scrumptious Latina who deserves all the adulation she's getting,dammit!/Yes,yes....I know she won't fark me. *Grumble*
RichardFowler: I'll never forget the first time I saw her... in that movie "Idle Hands". I thought who in the she devil is this creature? Hot as damn it. Anyone else?
J. Frank Parnell: PizzaJedi81: Rev. Skarekroe: She must work out.And have a trainer, and enough money to be able to afford the time to spend working out. Don't forget the dietician, too!It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.Women don't need to eat excessively when pregnant, and sitting on a couch all day is actually bad for them and the baby, yet both these things are what we're conditioned from birth to think pregnant women should do. It's not the pregnancy itself that 'ruins' womens bodies like they claim, but the lifestyle they choose to accept for 6 months.
WorLord: Anyone can be, and stay, in shape if they want to.
DubyaHater: simple sugars
frepnog: someone is lying about how much they eat. and also about how much they work out. it is simply impossible to eat healthy, work out an hour a day and not lose some weight, unless all fat lost is turned to muscle. I am betting that is not the case.
profplump: DubyaHater: simple sugarsAhh, simple sugars. Every cell in your body wants them for glycolysis, and every Internet-fattie-basher tells you they're bad.
profplump: Ahh, simple sugars. Every cell in your body wants them for glycolysis, and every Internet-fattie-basher tells you they're bad.
DubyaHater: Of course your body needs sugar for energy. I'm glad you managed to look that up on Wikipedia before you posted. However, everything in moderation. Too much sugar, and you turn morbidly obese and your teeth rot out of your head.
profplump: Unless you have some magic power to consciously control all your metabolic processes, all you can do to vary your energy expenditure is physical activity.
Teenwolf: TofuTheAlmighty: wholedamnshow: J. Frank Parnell: It only takes 15-30 minutes a day of exercise to be in shape. Most people spend that much time staring off into space and digging around in their ear for wax each day. You don't need a trainer or equipment, either. I'll save you some money on a dietician, too, by revealing the arcane secret that fried food and pepsi are not good for you.This....is not necessarily true. My gf weighs ~150lbs at 5'7". She put on about 25lbs over 3 years. She always worked out a little but now that we live across the street from a gym, she's there 6 times a week for over an hour each time. In the 13 months she's been doing that, she's lost 4lbs. And she eats very healthy too.Define 'healthy.' Eating salad all the time does't mean you get to eat cupcakes all the time, too. Also, alcohol's got a bunch of empty calories. The key to losing weight isn't exercise, it's eating less.Or she could have a thyroid problem but that'd probably manifest as general lethargy, too.Aside from the eating thing (which TofuTheAlmighty and Cymbal both addressed accurately), there's also the muscle mass issue. It's entirely possible, if she started working out much more heavily than she used, that she lost a lot of fat while maintaining close to the same weight due to the extra muscle mass she's gaining. Not to imply you're dating a bodybuilder, but increased muscle tone accross the whole body does add an appreciable amount of weight. With this 4 pound loss, does she also look remarkable trimmer and/or has gone down dress sizes? This would mean she's lost fat and gained muscle.Or she could be spending that half hour every day blowing one of the trainers behind the gym, which is a nice skill to have but doesn't translate to weight loss./had to say something snarky
darch: Because I made the decision years ago that everyday would be an opportunity to HIT IT and MOVE.
darch: I made the decision years ago that everyday would be an opportunity to HIT IT and MOVE. Not just going to the gym, but in everything. Going to the grocery store? Cool- make it an opportunity to get some exercise. And while you're there- STEP AWAY FROM THE DORITOS!!
PizzaJedi81: darch: Because I made the decision years ago that everyday would be an opportunity to HIT IT and MOVE.And what's your opnion on Hitting It and Quitting It?
profplump: WorLord: Anyone can be, and stay, in shape if they want to.Absolutely. But it's a lot easier when you're unemployed and rich.
darch: Walking three miles to a store isn't always practical if you're busy. But even doing the EXACT SAME THINGS that everyone else does over the course of a day, people who do things "the hard way" are constantly burning energy. They also tend to live a long time.Which is pretty much what I am saying and how I approach things.
Eternal Virgin: Alba > BielSUCK IT
Saturn5: If we ever score a double date with them, you can have Alba and I'll just have to rough it with Biel.I'm okay with that.
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