I'm sure they would feel different if they weren't under such heavy sedation.

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Still no cure for drummer mortality syndrome.

Not until they figure out how to dust for vomit, anyway.

How could I leave this behind

....but does it GO TO 11 !?!??

The bigger the waistband the deeper the quicksand

\So I have read

drive me outta my spine

How can I leave this behind?

/bum cakes

We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

Can it find where the demons dwell?

This thread goes to 11

Banned on the Run: How can I leave this behind?

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You'd need the jaws of life to pry me away, for starters.

How much more black could this thread be?
/The answer is "none"

You can't really dust for Alzheimers.

Thelyphthoric: CornerPocket: Can it find where the demons dwell?

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Sheesh if you're gonna post a Stone'enge pic, at least post the REAL one.

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(Taken a while back at the EMP)

Doesn't look real impressive when it's in danger of being trampled by dwarfs.

Subby has to be a Modmin because I linked this CNN article first. PUSSY. Oh, and you couldn't come up with a more clever headline? Really?

Can the puppets also predict Alzheimer's (from a smaller dressing room)?

You're going to get Alzheimer's.

Two words:

shiat Sandwich.

And muddled flaps.

On another note, I'll wager I'm the only one here who had a moose-ball sandwich for dinner last night.

Forget this. Fark the napkin!

Yes but they may get lost backstage.

If I develop dementia or Alzheimer's, I hope I trip and fall on an icepick.

Spinal taps for everyone!

It's okay, Boston isn't a big hospital town.

All Spinal Tap jokes aside . . .

. . . is Alzheimer's something you'd really want to know about in advance? Because it seems like that would really f*cking suck.

Did Viv ever know his mic was never on?

Cargo: All Spinal Tap jokes aside . . .

. . . is Alzheimer's something you'd really want to know about in advance? Because it seems like that would really f*cking suck.

Yes, it would give me time to get my affairs in order.

/like getting bread and lunch meat that are the same size.

It's such a fine line between stupid and clever.

I thought it was only the Aussie's nightmare who could predict Alzheimer's. Now the entire band is taking credit? WTF?

As having a side of my family whose women die from "dementia" (Alzheimer's in the last two generations: great-grandma and grandma, although she had that whole pancreatic cancer too...), I am looking forward to losing my marbles later in life. Although I recently learned that the lupus is now attacking my brain, so I may not have to wait too long. I am already having memory issues (like fighting to remember the word "dementia" above...)

/it's not lupus
//enjoy your lupus
///got those out of the way

I don't understand this entire thread.

Lick my love pump.

/got nuthin

Cargo: All Spinal Tap jokes aside . . .

. . . is Alzheimer's something you'd really want to know about in advance? Because it seems like that would really f*cking suck.

You'd forget about it.

Treygreen13: MONSTERTRUCK: Subby has to be a Modmin because I linked this CNN article first. PUSSY. Oh, and you couldn't come up with a more clever headline? Really?

Let's hear your headline.
/not submitter

This.

I think it should be a Fark requirement that people post their supposedly superior headline when making a comment like that.

I've seen it happen a few times, and every time the person's headline was rubbish.

That's inflammatory!

Literally!

MONSTERTRUCK: On another note, I'll wager I'm the only one here who had a moose-ball sandwich for dinner last night.

Probably true, mine were in a taco.

Alzheimer's or not, in the words of the immortal Viv Savage:

"Have a good time... all the time."

That is all