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		Aretha Franklin is E-N-G-A-G-E-D (bbc.co.uk)		52
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BKITU

2012-01-03 12:04:51 PM

Who's the lucky planet?

I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-03 12:06:10 PM

That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-03 12:07:37 PM

And O-L-D

monty666

2012-01-03 12:46:38 PM

Soon to be D-E-A-D.

The Lone Talbot

2012-01-03 02:30:49 PM

monty666: Soon to be D-E-A-D.

She was on my 2011 death pool. She didn't die. Still can't believe Zsa Zsa didn't.

Weigard

2012-01-03 02:31:02 PM

Screw you guys her dress is going to be epic.

MCStymie

2012-01-03 02:31:42 PM

Matt "Guitar" Murphy is inconsolable. That'll teach him to go with those Blues Brothers.

/You shoulda thought!

dittybopper

2012-01-03 02:32:04 PM

I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree, but it don't take no high IQ to see that she's really horny....

LewDux

2012-01-03 02:34:30 PM

She told AP that she and Mr Wilkerson were considering Miami Beach, Florida, as a possible location, followed by a reception on a private yacht.

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/their marriage will start as utopia, but will devolve into dystopia half-way through

Current Resident

2012-01-03 02:35:11 PM

dittybopper: I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree, but it don't take no high IQ to see that she's really horny....

Aaand I just threw up a little.

Mugato

2012-01-03 02:35:37 PM

You better think. You better think about the consequences of yo actions.

dittybopper

2012-01-03 02:38:45 PM

Current Resident: dittybopper: I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree, but it don't take no high IQ to see that she's really horny....

Aaand I just threw up a little.

Meh. I'd hit it.

The more you eat the more you fart

2012-01-03 02:40:34 PM

So how old is the guy she's marrying?

MAYORBOB

2012-01-03 02:42:01 PM

Man, if Willie wants some anal he's gonna have to roll her in flour and make her fart to see where the Hershey Highway begins.

myinternetname

2012-01-03 02:45:00 PM

monty666: Soon to be D-E-A-D.

I thought it was going to say that!

Clash City Farker

2012-01-03 02:46:13 PM

FTFA - "She told AP that she and Mr Wilkerson were considering Miami Beach, Florida, as a possible location, followed by a reception on a private yacht."

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MAYORBOB

2012-01-03 02:46:50 PM

Here's the happy couple moments before getting in the Pink Cadillac for their trip down the Freeway of Love.

blog.zap2it.com

HaywoodJablonski

2012-01-03 02:49:18 PM

Too bad she's going to get old and fat now.

varmitydog

2012-01-03 02:52:19 PM

I know that she's the queen of soul and all, but holy moly is that woman ever butt ugly.

Chicken Soda

2012-01-03 02:53:27 PM

She married four fried chickens

orezona

2012-01-03 02:55:16 PM

dittybopper: Current Resident: dittybopper: I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree, but it don't take no high IQ to see that she's really horny....

Aaand I just threw up a little.

Meh. I'd hit it.

Some things you do just to say you did it.

Mugato

2012-01-03 02:56:04 PM

Clash City Farker: FTFA - "She told AP that she and Mr Wilkerson were considering Miami Beach, Florida, as a possible location, followed by a reception on a private yacht."

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That was some funny shiat.

dittybopper

2012-01-03 03:02:15 PM

orezona: dittybopper: Current Resident: dittybopper: I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

I ain't no psychiatrist, I ain't no doctor with degree, but it don't take no high IQ to see that she's really horny....

Aaand I just threw up a little.

Meh. I'd hit it.

Some things you do just to say you did it.

Yep. All three holes of the Queen of Soul.

zinny

2012-01-03 03:07:26 PM

A bluetooth? Really?

dittybopper

2012-01-03 03:15:45 PM

zinny: A bluetooth? Really?

Guess we know who gets to play Lt. Uhura tonight!

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2012-01-03 03:16:03 PM

At that age, you HAVE to ask.... what's the point!?

dbrunker

2012-01-03 03:18:41 PM

dcigary

2012-01-03 03:30:12 PM

BKITU: Who's the lucky planet?

Over. In. One.

tillerman35

2012-01-03 03:31:13 PM

I_Am_Weasel: That's fascinating, but what does this mean to me?

Find out what it means to you.

Mrs.Sharpier

2012-01-03 03:32:25 PM

zinny: A bluetooth? Really?

he's a big sack of fat too, fat people hate reaching in pockets trying to find phones and whatnot, or holding a cell up to their ears. why waste any energy?

SuburbanCowboy

2012-01-03 03:38:06 PM

Why does this have the obvious tag? (The most misused fark tag of all)

I_Am_Weasel

2012-01-03 03:39:43 PM

SuburbanCowboy: Why does this have the obvious tag? (The most misused fark tag of all)

Eh? The reasons are quite apparent.

/don't ask me what they are.

vice_magnet

2012-01-03 03:40:01 PM

a quick GIS of Aretha Franklin reveals enormous funbags. I mean, Norma Stitz-sized ones.

MagSeven

2012-01-03 03:45:22 PM

T-O-P-L-E-S-S. Topless.

A Screaming Man with Two-Toned Shoes

2012-01-03 03:49:27 PM

vice_magnet: a quick GIS of Aretha Franklin reveals enormous funbags.

www.courtneyluv.com

bdub77

2012-01-03 03:51:57 PM

The shiat you gotta do for money. (I assume she has money and hasn't spent it all like 99% of celebrity black people.)

All_Farked_Up

2012-01-03 03:56:27 PM

bdub77: The shiat you gotta do for money. (I assume she has money and hasn't spent it all like 99% of celebrity ~~black~~ people.)

FIFY

interluder

2012-01-03 04:00:21 PM

You could prolly just have fun with her tricep, just kinda wrap it around with a bit of lube.
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DrippinBalls

2012-01-03 04:00:32 PM

Wonder if she'll shower before the wedding..........

LewDux

2012-01-03 04:13:10 PM

All_Farked_Up: bdub77: The shiat you gotta do for money. (I assume she has money and hasn't spent it all like 99% of ~~celebrity~~ black people.)

FIFY

RTFY

AnotherOldFart

2012-01-03 04:21:40 PM

Here she is years ago
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renman73

2012-01-03 04:32:07 PM

She trusts him, she's circling the drain, and she wants someone she trusts to have the authority to R-E-S-P-E-C-T her wishes...?

brantgoose

2012-01-03 04:56:25 PM

Who's the new moon, er, man, in her orbit?

corq

2012-01-03 06:16:30 PM

Just here to +1 the headline; nice work, subby

numbone

2012-01-03 06:28:22 PM

FTFA - "She told AP that she and Mr Wilkerson were considering Miami Beach, Florida, as a possible location, followed by a reception on a private yacht." Just need to get it unloaded.

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