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2012-01-03 10:06:39 AM
Christians and Muslims

They're more alike than either would care to admit.
 
2012-01-03 10:50:27 AM
When do you think Rick Santorum is just going to explode and fark everything in sight?
 
2012-01-03 10:52:29 AM
Hobodeluxe: Christians and Muslims

They're more alike than either would care to admit.


What with the same God and all that...
 
2012-01-03 11:07:28 AM
monty666: When do you think Rick Santorum is just going to explode and fark everything in sight?

I'd guess Romney first. This is wearing on him. Not helped by the fact that he's not the clear and unquestioned nominee.
 
2012-01-03 11:59:45 AM
Campaigning against birth control AND welfare? Nothing bad can come of this.
 
2012-01-03 12:08:42 PM
www.washingtonpost.com (new window)
 
2012-01-03 12:32:45 PM
Hobodeluxe: Christians and Muslims

They're more alike than either would care to admit.


Hating women knows no religious boundaries.
 
2012-01-03 12:48:14 PM
The Onanist: What with the same God and all that...

Jack Chick disagrees; he believes they worship a moon god.

Jack Chick is considered by many other Christians, including myself, to be a moron.
 
2012-01-03 12:56:15 PM
iranpoliticsclub.net
Liberal whore!!! A zygote is a human being -NOW DIE!
 
2012-01-03 01:08:06 PM
The Republicans warning us gravely about "sharia law" is hilarious since they're simultaneously trying to make this into a Christian theocracy.
 
2012-01-03 01:10:36 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: [iranpoliticsclub.net image 450x314]
Liberal whore!!! A zygote is a human being -NOW DIE!


Whoa. That might be borderline time-out-inducing.
 
2012-01-03 01:11:32 PM
That having been said, I'd rather live under Shakira law than Sharia law.

/these hips don't lie
 
2012-01-03 01:13:44 PM
xanadian: Because People in power are Stupid: [iranpoliticsclub.net image 450x314]
Liberal whore!!! A zygote is a human being -NOW DIE!

Whoa. That might be borderline time-out-inducing.


Showing too much skin? or is it fake blood?

(Yes it's a scene from a movie)
 
2012-01-03 01:15:21 PM
Dusk-You-n-Me: [www.washingtonpost.com image 590x357] (new window)

That chart depresses me. Barring his hawkish stance towards Iran and his whole immigration thing with that wall crap, Huntsman is probably the sanest of the lot. Guess he's not entertaining enough for the electorate.

Romney is the flip-flopper from Hell. And I hate that god-awful smug smirk he always has.
 
2012-01-03 01:15:51 PM
Dusk-You-n-Me: [www.washingtonpost.com image 590x357] (new window)

The fact that (a) no one was over about 20% in the "do you agree with" category, and (b) anyone, let alone how many people apparently, agree with the poser, the politician and the four psychos (who are conveniently in that order on the graph) are just very, very, very sad things.
 
2012-01-03 01:16:22 PM
Because People in power are Stupid: xanadian: Because People in power are Stupid: [iranpoliticsclub.net image 450x314]
Liberal whore!!! A zygote is a human being -NOW DIE!

Whoa. That might be borderline time-out-inducing.

Showing too much skin? or is it fake blood?

(Yes it's a scene from a movie)


...

Skin, you silly. Isn't this a Sharia law thread?

/must be a hell of a movie
 
2012-01-03 01:17:34 PM
Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.
 
2012-01-03 01:21:18 PM
Exactly. They don't want a secular government, the only thing they find offensive about Sharia law is that it's based on Islam and not Christianity.
 
2012-01-03 01:21:57 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

I can understand why RON PAUL would feel the way he does about abortion...he's a freakin' pediatrician, ferchrissakes. He's rather intimate with the subject of babies, so I can see why he has an emotional stake in it.

Note I said "emotional."

That having been said, if the baby is still a zygote, I see no reason why a woman can't abort it. That also having been said, if I were a woman and found out I had a future kid in me, I don't know if I could abort it.
 
2012-01-03 01:22:57 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

s2.buzzfeed.com
 
2012-01-03 01:23:58 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

It may not be equivalent, but there's a huge overlap.

And that's the problem with the "debate". On abortion, the two sides are arguing two entirely different things, and that's why the debate never progresses.
 
2012-01-03 01:24:25 PM
Dusk-You-n-Me: [www.washingtonpost.com image 590x357] (new window)

That is scary. The one candidate that is sane has hardly anybody that thinks he agrees with them on the issues. It seems that we have a bunch of lunatics voting in Iowa.
 
2012-01-03 01:24:45 PM
Rent is too damn high: Exactly. They don't want a secular government, the only thing they find offensive about Sharia law is that it's based on Islam and not Christianity.

It's all about rooting for your home team.
 
2012-01-03 01:24:46 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

Democrats realize that there's a mother involved, too. Republicans blithely ignore her in their policy positions... as well as their cartoons (new window).
 
2012-01-03 01:25:14 PM
The Onanist: Hobodeluxe: Christians and Muslims

They're more alike than either would care to admit.

What with the same God and all that...


Don't Muslims also celebrate Christmas? The only difference is that they believe Jesus is one the great prophets and not the son of god?
 
2012-01-03 01:27:56 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

Republicans think a fetus is a miracle. They care fark all for babies.
 
2012-01-03 01:28:35 PM
Theaetetus: Democrats realize that there's a mother involved, too. Republicans blithely ignore her in their policy positions... as well as their cartoons

That's pretty lulzy, actually:
umberttheunborn.com

xanadian: That also having been said, if I were a woman and found out I had a future kid in me, I don't know if I could abort it.

All depends on who the father would be. If I had been farking several guys or was farking a guy I didn't plan to be with long term, I'd definitely abort the thing. Now, if it were a steady, long-term relationship that could one day turn into marriage? You don't want to abort a kid just to tell your kids in the future that they could have potentially had an older brother or sister but you decided to kill it off. I guess it all depends on how well you think you can keep a secret under wraps, really.
 
2012-01-03 01:30:14 PM
Shaggy_C: You don't want to abort a kid just to tell your kids in the future that they could have potentially had an older brother or sister but you decided to kill it off

Wouldn't that make them feel even more special?

Do people hide their miscarriages from their kids?
 
2012-01-03 01:30:46 PM
xanadian: Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

I can understand why RON PAUL would feel the way he does about abortion...he's a freakin' pediatrician, ferchrissakes. He's rather intimate with the subject of babies, so I can see why he has an emotional stake in it.

Note I said "emotional."

That having been said, if the baby is still a zygote, I see no reason why a woman can't abort it. That also having been said, if I were a woman and found out I had a future kid in me, I don't know if I could abort it.


Well, that would be your choice then, wouldn't it?

Worth noting: the frothy mixture thinks states should be able to deny people the choice of using birth control methods beyond "pull out! pull out!". Because teaching kids nothing but force-of-will abstinence and prohibiting access to any kind of reproductive control method works so well.
 
2012-01-03 01:31:48 PM
PlatinumDragon: xanadian: Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

I can understand why RON PAUL would feel the way he does about abortion...he's a freakin' pediatrician, ferchrissakes. He's rather intimate with the subject of babies, so I can see why he has an emotional stake in it.

Note I said "emotional."

That having been said, if the baby is still a zygote, I see no reason why a woman can't abort it. That also having been said, if I were a woman and found out I had a future kid in me, I don't know if I could abort it.

Well, that would be your choice then, wouldn't it?

Worth noting: the frothy mixture thinks states should be able to deny people the choice of using birth control methods beyond "pull out! pull out!". Because teaching kids nothing but force-of-will abstinence and prohibiting access to any kind of reproductive control method works so well.


It worked for Bristol Palin. Now she's got a lucrative speaking career.
 
2012-01-03 01:32:01 PM
Fundies suck, no matter which religion
 
2012-01-03 01:32:21 PM
Hobodeluxe: Christians and Muslims

They're more alike than either would care to admit.


This; they are truly two sides of the same coin labeled "hypocrisy."
 
2012-01-03 01:32:42 PM
Theaetetus: Do people hide their miscarriages from their kids?

I would hide my abortion just like I would hide my former lovers. Kids don't need to know about those things. Now, a miscarriage in the same marriage? That's right there with an abortion with the same 'mommy and daddy', it's eventually going to come out. Miscarriage when you're 19 and then you have kids with a different dude when you're 30? Yeah, why bother telling them?
 
2012-01-03 01:33:29 PM
Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

I was talking to my single-issue-voter conservative friend (go ahead - guess the single issue) and I told him I came up with a solution to the abortion problem. 1) lots of people are out there that desperate want a baby of their own but can't seem to have one. 2) lots of women are out there that are pregnant but don't want to be. Solution? Artificial incubators for babies. Suck the baby out of the pregnant lady, put it in this wondrous transparent box, put the box on your coffee table and for the next 8 months sit and watch your baby grow. What an excellent conversation piece! Much better than any stupid aquarium.

So then his argument switched over to "yeah, but that wouldn't really teach any responsibility to these women out there having unwanted pregnancies" and then I just slapped my forehead.

So apparently it's not just about saving the lives of the unborn, but it's forcing the women that have unwanted babies a hard lesson.
 
2012-01-03 01:33:47 PM
PlatinumDragon: Because teaching kids nothing but force-of-will abstinence and prohibiting access to any kind of reproductive control method works so well.

They're not interested in pragmatism. Being morally correct is all that matters.

Which is fine if you want to be an academic or something. But in politics, we need pragmatic solutions even if we find them somewhat distasteful.
 
2012-01-03 01:33:49 PM
jake_lex: The Republicans warning us gravely about "sharia law" is hilarious since they're simultaneously trying to make this into a Christian theocracy.

QFT.
 
2012-01-03 01:35:37 PM
Lando Lincoln: Artificial incubators for babies. Suck the baby out of the pregnant lady, put it in this wondrous transparent box, put the box on your coffee table and for the next 8 months sit and watch your baby grow. What an excellent conversation piece! Much better than any stupid aquarium.

Ever read "Brave New World"? I'm pretty sure the babby incubator is step one, heh...
 
2012-01-03 01:38:49 PM
We need a "It's Not Sharia Law When We Do It" jpg, somewhat similar to the "It's Not Fascism...." one but with a Christian fundamentalist zealot holding a bible and screaming at the sky.
 
2012-01-03 01:39:15 PM
Perry announced in an Iowa town hall that he had undergone a "transformation" regarding his position on abortion and now believes that the procedure should not be permissible in cases of rape or incest.

In other news, Rick Perry found a way to be an even bigger asshole.

an overwhelming majority -- more than 80 percent -- believes it should be legal in cases of rape or incest, and nearly 90 percent believe it should be legal to save the life of a mother.

That 10% needs to have something horrible happen to them. What kind of mindset allows for a full grown woman to die to allow a fetus to possibly survive? What if that woman already has kids? They would let those children grow up without a mother in exchange for a possible baby?

"Hey, happy birthday little brother, thanks for killing our mom."
 
2012-01-03 01:41:06 PM
Lando Lincoln: Shaggy_C: Democrats think a babby is a punishment. Republicans think babby is a miracle. When it comes to their policy positions that's all you need to know. Trying to pretend that being pro-babby means being anti-woman is a lie.

I was talking to my single-issue-voter conservative friend (go ahead - guess the single issue) and I told him I came up with a solution to the abortion problem. 1) lots of people are out there that desperate want a baby of their own but can't seem to have one. 2) lots of women are out there that are pregnant but don't want to be. Solution? Artificial incubators for babies. Suck the baby out of the pregnant lady, put it in this wondrous transparent box, put the box on your coffee table and for the next 8 months sit and watch your baby grow. What an excellent conversation piece! Much better than any stupid aquarium.

So then his argument switched over to "yeah, but that wouldn't really teach any responsibility to these women out there having unwanted pregnancies" and then I just slapped my forehead.

So apparently it's not just about saving the lives of the unborn, but it's forcing the women that have unwanted babies a hard lesson.


Come on, man. I sent out a memo about this about twenty years ago. Their policy has nothing to do with helping unborn children and minimizing the number of abortions. It is entirely designed around forcing women who do the nasty to suffer the consequences of their decision.
 
2012-01-03 01:41:08 PM
www.barrystickets.com

My ShariAmour?
 
2012-01-03 01:42:16 PM
I'm glad they aren't focusing on the economy too much. I mean who gives a shiat about that anyways.
 
2012-01-03 01:42:47 PM
Shaggy_C: Theaetetus: Democrats realize that there's a mother involved, too. Republicans blithely ignore her in their policy positions... as well as their cartoons

That's pretty lulzy, actually:


I don't get it. Are they saying adoption isn't parenthood that is planned? What should the rebranding be?

Also, how does a fetus know English and is aware of statistics involving Planned Parenthood? And how are we hearing this fetus speak/reading its mind? No, no, this doesn't add up at all.
 
2012-01-03 01:42:50 PM
Lando Lincoln: Suck the baby out of the pregnant lady, put it in this wondrous transparent box,

Why not just turn the women into incubators? I seem to recall some author somewhere writing about the descendants of Muslims doing just that - if only I could remember....
 
2012-01-03 01:42:57 PM
This is what happens when the deeply flawed primary process encourages candidates to only appeal to people who would consider Barry Goldwater a "filthy liberal egghead" and write in "Jesus/Pat Robertson" in the general election
 
2012-01-03 01:45:02 PM
jake_lex: The Republicans warning us gravely about "sharia law" is hilarious since they're simultaneously trying to make this into a Christian theocracy.

^^^^^^^^ This
 
2012-01-03 01:46:12 PM
Car_Ramrod: I don't get it. Are they saying adoption isn't parenthood that is planned? What should the rebranding be?

Something like "Perpetual Whoredom" or something, I would assume. How about this knee slapper:

www.beliefnet.com

Take THAT, OWS!
 
2012-01-03 01:47:03 PM
If I was a Republican Candidate, I would get up on stage and promise to reduce abortions and guarantee I could stop more abortions from taking place than any of my competitors.

I would take all of the money wasted on repealing Roe V Wade and personhood nonsense and juice funding in sex ed and planned parenthood to provide free idiot-proof contraception like IUD's. Less unwanted pregancies=less abortions. As an added side effect this would create less of a strain on entitlement programs and we would save money, and we would also save money on law enforcement because unwanted children resort to crime.

But of course, we all know its not about saving potential lives as much as it is about subjugating women and pushing a religious agenda, so I would surely lose. Also, I would lose for proposing a realistic solution to anything.
 
2012-01-03 01:47:27 PM
A new book contends that as a Mormon bishop, Romney tried to dissuade a woman from terminating a pregnancy that doctors warned was causing her internal bleeding. Despite Romney going so far as to follow the woman and her husband to the hospital, the couple made the decision to go forward with the procedure, which allegedly prompted Romney to track down her parents to get them to intervene. It is reported that her father instead decided to throw Romney out.

But no one should get between a patient and their doctor, right? Jesus, that's pretty crazy.
 
2012-01-03 01:51:15 PM
Where were Romney and Perry when Karen Santorum was having *her* abortion?
 
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