I'd like to walk like one.

This should end well.

Yeah guys, Egypt is going to start a war with Israel. It makes total sense.

HotWingConspiracy: Yeah guys, Egypt is going to start a war with Israel. It makes total sense.

Thank goodness that the middle east, and humans in general are bastions of logic and rationality. They'd never - for example - slaughter each other wholesale simply because they had different views regarding the supernatural that could never be substantiated, and thus are better classified as unfounded assumptions.

I mean, if you did that, you'd end up having countries going to war just, well, for existing.

That'd never happen.

Type in "Muslim Brotherhood says it won't recognize Israel" into Google, get results from neocon "news" websites and blogs. Can't explain that.

Is the JTA the Jewish equivalent of the Daily Mail?

Go Go Google!

Social conservatives all hate each other so much. I guess that keeps the focus off us...

I'm sure Egypt will give the Sinai/Suez canal back to the Israelis then, since that was what Egypt got out of the peace treaty in exchange for recognizing Israel.

ThatGuyFromTheInternet

You know who ELSE likes to start stupid, unwinnable wars in the Middle East?

Your mom?

quietwalker: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah guys, Egypt is going to start a war with Israel. It makes total sense.

Thank goodness that the middle east, and humans in general are bastions of logic and rationality. They'd never - for example - slaughter each other wholesale simply because they had different views regarding the supernatural that could never be substantiated, and thus are better classified as unfounded assumptions.

I mean, if you did that, you'd end up having countries going to war just, well, for existing.

That'd never happen.

Wars have happened, so this one is inevitable, AMIRITE?

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I'd smurf it

HotWingConspiracy: quietwalker: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah guys, Egypt is going to start a war with Israel. It makes total sense.

Thank goodness that the middle east, and humans in general are bastions of logic and rationality. They'd never - for example - slaughter each other wholesale simply because they had different views regarding the supernatural that could never be substantiated, and thus are better classified as unfounded assumptions.

I mean, if you did that, you'd end up having countries going to war just, well, for existing.

That'd never happen.

Wars have happened, so this one is inevitable, AMIRITE?

Just likely, nothing is inevitable.

Dear Egypt,
Do NOT taunt the dynamite monkey.
There are still foxholes, tank revetments, and other debris of war from your last folly visible in the desert today.
This is near Ismailia, the desert never rains so all this stuff is still quite visible on Google Earth.




\goddamn cursor.

King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).

I, for one, am looking forward to WWIII - especially ringside from my nice, cozy couch.

TheShavingofOccam123


karnal: ThatGuyFromTheInternet

You know who ELSE likes to start stupid, unwinnable wars in the Middle East?

Your mom?

I was thinking Napoleon.

Napoleon's Mother?

Jake Havechek: King Tut (King Tut)
Now when he was a young man,
He never thought he'd see
People stand in line to see the boy king.

(King Tut) How'd you get so funky?
(funky Tut) Did you do the monkey?
Born in Arizona,
Moved to Babylonia (king Tut).

If we have to go back to the middle east for another war because of f**king Israel, I'm going to be so pissed.

Take your sky fairy back to imagination land and suck my balls. I know it's more about land than religion but Christ, just give the Jewish people some land in the western sahara, same climate, no people.

This crap about "invincible" Israel is crap. In 1973, the Israelis were getting the shiat kicked out of them. Moshe Dayan went into Golda Meir's office and told her it was almost all over, the IDF was on verge of collapse. At that point the Israelis loaded their nukes onto their US supplied planes and called Washington to tell them they were getting ready to nuke the Arabs. Washington called the Soviets and told them their Mideast butboyz were gonna get nuked and they, the Soviets, better stay out of it unless they wanted a global nuke war. The Soviets backed down. The US then cut a backroom deal with the Egyptians for billions in US aid. The Israelis got billions of new hardware airlifted to them 24/7 for weeks, including USAF pilots wearing IDF uniforms. And that's how the Israelis "won".

What did Nixon get for his troubles? The American Jewish lobby hounded him out of office.

Here's the plan, we're going to through you under the bus and fark the whole region for a generation or more.

It's a little known fact, but a certain special lady is now a geography teacher in Cairo. Some of her students can't even recognize their own butts in a mirror.

The crazy Egyptians celebrate their victory of the last war. The are about to get asses kicked again.

Someone remind me why I'm supposed to give two shiats about Israel again, please. They seem to mostly be a huge pain in the ass.

This is a good thing.

The people of Egypt have spoken. This is what they want. They have no one to blame for the course of action their elected officials take except themselves. Kind of like it is here. They elect assholes, we elect assholes and we reap what we sow.

So when the Israeli airforce is raining death from above all over their country they can all feel good about the choices they made.

Sucks but thats the way to cookie crumbles. Just because your military is good at killing protestors doesn't mean they will do any good against the Israeli military. And before that happens all the aid to Egypt we give will dry up and there will be no $$ for the Egyptian military

TheShavingofOccam123: It's so much what Egypt will do to Israel. It's what kinds and amount of weapons Egypt will let pass through its borders and into Gaza.

Israel should have kept trading land for peace. Her own citizens killed the last Prime Minister who sought to trade land for peace. I hope she enjoys trying to prove how tough she is without our help. I don't want a single Reagan-era American peacekeeper in Israel, Gaza or anywhere near there.

What did Israel do during Reagan's "Israel Right or Wrong" era? Annexed the Golan Heights. Annexed East Jerusalem. Invaded Lebanon and helped slaughter thousands of innocents in Sabra and Shatila.

Let's not talk about the US servicemen who were blown up trying to protect Israel while she behaved like this.

If Israel kept trading land for peace they would run out of land,they only have a tiny amount to begin with, it's like saying you should give up your backyard because your neighbor is pissed with you.

Fissile


This crap about "invincible" Israel is crap. In 1973, the Israelis were getting the shiat kicked out of them. Moshe Dayan went into Golda Meir's office and told her it was almost all over, the IDF was on verge of collapse. At that point the Israelis loaded their nukes onto their US supplied planes and called Washington to tell them they were getting ready to nuke the Arabs. Washington called the Soviets and told them their Mideast butboyz were gonna get nuked and they, the Soviets, better stay out of it unless they wanted a global nuke war. The Soviets backed down. The US then cut a backroom deal with the Egyptians for billions in US aid. The Israelis got billions of new hardware airlifted to them 24/7 for weeks, including USAF pilots wearing IDF uniforms. And that's how the Israelis "won".

What did Nixon get for his troubles? The American Jewish lobby hounded him out of office.


Someone sounds a little bitter....

is this the thread where we blame Israel for this?

/farking muslims.

I_C_Weener: HotWingConspiracy: Yeah guys, Egypt is going to start a war with Israel. It makes total sense.

It did last time too.

Pretty sure the thinking is something like this.
Step 1 - elect Muslim extremists
Step 2 - Muslim extremists have to deliver on their promises or face being unelected (see also Palestinian Authoriyt)
Step 3 - The other countries in the region will join in. They hate Israel too. And they love us.
Step 4 - Someone does something stupid...like burrowing a tunnel into Israel to deliver arms to the Palestinians, or does a fly over of Israel, or blockades them...and then...being totally civilized and not prone to Ender Wiggins style finality, the Israelis don't react?

Did they promise to attack Israel? There is literally nothing to win for them, as they know they'll lose a shooting war. They were pretty confident last time around. Now they have much more to gain through paperwork and posturing.

BitwiseShift: It's a little known fact, but a certain special lady is now a geography teacher in Cairo. Some of her students can't even recognize their own butts in a mirror.

I've seen that before and it's too farking excruciating to listen to the whole thing again.

War in an open desert belongs to the best pilots. Arabs make lousy pilots. War in a city belongs to the most ruthless, Arabs are ruthless but they must cross a desert to get to Israel.

Fissile: What did Nixon get for his troubles? The American Jewish lobby hounded him out of office.

I always knew Watergate was THE JEWS.

illegal.tender: Someone remind me why I'm supposed to give two shiats about Israel again, please. They seem to mostly be a huge pain in the ass.

karnal: Fissile


This crap about "invincible" Israel is crap. In 1973, the Israelis were getting the shiat kicked out of them. Moshe Dayan went into Golda Meir's office and told her it was almost all over, the IDF was on verge of collapse. At that point the Israelis loaded their nukes onto their US supplied planes and called Washington to tell them they were getting ready to nuke the Arabs. Washington called the Soviets and told them their Mideast butboyz were gonna get nuked and they, the Soviets, better stay out of it unless they wanted a global nuke war. The Soviets backed down. The US then cut a backroom deal with the Egyptians for billions in US aid. The Israelis got billions of new hardware airlifted to them 24/7 for weeks, including USAF pilots wearing IDF uniforms. And that's how the Israelis "won".

What did Nixon get for his troubles? The American Jewish lobby hounded him out of office.


Someone sounds a little bitter....

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Someones sounds like they can't handle the truth.