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RexTalionis
2012-01-03 10:07:42 AM
Did they engage a young, skinny man dressed only in a sheet and his blogger to investigate?
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-03 10:19:21 AM
but aliens??
Sybarite
2012-01-03 10:24:42 AM
Probably just leftovers from The Hunt. You want the crops to grow, don't you?
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-03 10:40:52 AM
She turned me into a newt
LewDux
2012-01-03 10:48:50 AM
Queen, she's a killer
Norv Turner
2012-01-03 10:49:01 AM
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-03 10:49:16 AM
Oh please. Ritual sacrifice? No subtard real dark lords like their sacrifices live and wriggling. Oh and they leave no bones, no skin, no blood, very little clean up.
RexTalionis
2012-01-03 10:52:08 AM
LewDux
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Queen, she's a killer
She's like dynamite with a laser beam.
BitwiseShift
2012-01-03 10:57:27 AM
The killers mistook Sandringham for Sandhurst. The season for
NCIS UK
will now be postponed indefinitely. It would have starred an American medical examiner with a nickname like a small tree who goes on with stories about how he remembers a sign in the old west "Dead or Alive."
loonatic112358
2012-01-03 11:00:01 AM
It's that werewolf blood
Spiralmonkey
2012-01-03 11:00:29 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Serious answer: as a British citizen, I am ENORMOUSLY pissed off that even 1 penny of my taxes goes toward one of the richest people of the planet. I hugely resent that I, and millions of others like me, are paying for that arrogant c*nt Prince Andrew and his lumpen daughters, and we have no say in the matter. Someone will no doubt chime in to tell us that they bring more money than they take, but you know what? Even if that were true I really don't care. I do not want ANY of my taxes to pay for this irrelevant brood.
VimFuego
2012-01-03 11:01:17 AM
RexTalionis
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LewDux: Queen, she's a killer
She's like dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind
LineNoise
2012-01-03 11:01:24 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
The monarchy doesn't get THAT much money from the taxpayers, and what they do get, they probably make up for 10 fold in tourism.
Not to mention that they are still kind of an important part of their government and all.
RexTalionis
2012-01-03 11:02:26 AM
VimFuego
:
RexTalionis: LewDux: Queen, she's a killer
She's like dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime.
Happy Hours
2012-01-03 11:03:59 AM
Spiralmonkey
:
Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Serious answer: as a British citizen, I am ENORMOUSLY pissed off that even 1 penny of my taxes goes toward one of the richest people of the planet. I hugely resent that I, and millions of others like me, are paying for that arrogant c*nt Prince Andrew and his lumpen daughters, and we have no say in the matter. Someone will no doubt chime in to tell us that they bring more money than they take, but you know what? Even if that were true I really don't care. I do not want ANY of my taxes to pay for this irrelevant brood.
Heh - now what we did about that a little over 200 years ago? We had a War of Independence. Fark British royalty. BTW I imagine it's called something different in England. What do you call where you got kicked out of North America - except Canda, but that doesn't really count, does it?
LordPomposity
2012-01-03 11:04:01 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Because the royal family's salary is in return for some lands owned by the royal family being leased to the UK government. The UK makes a lot more money off those lands than they pay to the royal family. Ending that agreement would
cost
the taxpayers money.
Add in the tourism money that results from having a royal family (somewhere close to a billion pounds per year), and keeping the queen around is a very good investment.
Finally, they have a head of state who can go around cutting ribbons and crap like that while the Prime Minister does actual work.
Addicted
2012-01-03 11:04:54 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Actually, the government 'manages' a vast amount of land owned by the Queen (leases it out for the most part) and collects a tidy sum from it. They give her less than a quarter of the money they collect. Its the Queen who's getting screwed by the deal.
Aidan
2012-01-03 11:06:32 AM
RexTalionis
:
Did they engage a young, skinny man dressed only in a sheet and his blogger to investigate?
It's highly amusing to me how many people in North America have seen an episode that only just came out in the UK and won't be legally available in the US until May.
That having been said... Squee! :)
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:09:39 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Because we don't.
Spiralmonkey
2012-01-03 11:11:40 AM
Happy Hours
:
Spiralmonkey: Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Serious answer: as a British citizen, I am ENORMOUSLY pissed off that even 1 penny of my taxes goes toward one of the richest people of the planet. I hugely resent that I, and millions of others like me, are paying for that arrogant c*nt Prince Andrew and his lumpen daughters, and we have no say in the matter. Someone will no doubt chime in to tell us that they bring more money than they take, but you know what? Even if that were true I really don't care. I do not want ANY of my taxes to pay for this irrelevant brood.
Heh - now what we did about that a little over 200 years ago? We had a War of Independence. Fark British royalty. BTW I imagine it's called something different in England. What do you call where you got kicked out of North America - except Canda, but that doesn't really count, does it?
How dare you! I LOVE Canada! Yes, it is called the War of Independence in Britain too. And yes, fark them. I wonder if we could ship 'em all to Greece? That's where Philip came from.
posicat
2012-01-03 11:12:05 AM
loonatic112358
:
It's that werewolf blood
Came here for this, thank you!
offmymeds
2012-01-03 11:13:42 AM
Well, Prince Charles
does
claim to be related to Vlad the Impaler, so...
gleaningtheboob
2012-01-03 11:14:33 AM
They're feeding the Moonchild again are they.
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:19:33 AM
Happy Hours
:
BTW I imagine it's called something different in England. What do you call where you got kicked out of North America - except Canada, but that doesn't really count, does it?
We call it the war of bad mannered hoodlums never to be spoken of again.
Spiralmonkey
:
Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Serious answer: as a British citizen, I am ENORMOUSLY pissed off that even 1 penny of my taxes goes toward one of the richest people of the planet. I hugely resent that I, and millions of others like me, are paying for that arrogant c*nt Prince Andrew and his lumpen daughters, and we have no say in the matter. Someone will no doubt chime in to tell us that they bring more money than they take, but you know what? Even if that were true I really don't care. I do not want ANY of my taxes to pay for this irrelevant brood.
Seriously don't get pissed off about it. People look at the money the monarchy gets and divides it by the population to get a figure that apparently we all pay, but that's not how it works at all, others have already mentioned in this thread how it works.
They're a completely powerless entity who contribute more to the economy than they receive.
I don't understand why people get so pissed off about the monarchy. To me they're like the Tower of London, a piece of history, since they do no harm, have no power, and contribute I see no need to abolish them.
Aidan
2012-01-03 11:23:00 AM
Slaxl
:
We call it the war of bad mannered hoodlums never to be spoken of again.
That fracas you Americans
insist
on calling the War of Independence. -James Burke, Connections2
/Oddly enough googling the phrase turns up the time I quoted it before on Fark
Ken VeryBigLiar
2012-01-03 11:23:37 AM
This is not a repeat from 1536, 1558 or 1688.
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:28:43 AM
Aidan
:
Slaxl: We call it the war of bad mannered hoodlums never to be spoken of again.
That fracas you Americans insist on calling the War of Independence. -James Burke, Connections2
/Oddly enough googling the phrase turns up the time I quoted it before on Fark
Good old James Burke. Sums it up nicely.
bdub77
2012-01-03 11:30:22 AM
LordPomposity
:
Because the royal family's salary is in return for some lands owned by the royal family being leased to the UK government. The UK makes a lot more money off those lands than they pay to the royal family. Ending that agreement would cost the taxpayers money.
Add in the tourism money that results from having a royal family (somewhere close to a billion pounds per year), and keeping the queen around is a very good investment.
Finally, they have a head of state who can go around cutting ribbons and crap like that while the Prime Minister does actual work.
Ah, Is this the right room for an argument?
feefifofimmy
2012-01-03 11:31:38 AM
Please 'splain th "Rose Parade" tag.
DesktopHippie
2012-01-03 11:34:10 AM
RexTalionis
:
Did they engage a young, skinny man dressed only in a sheet and his blogger to investigate?
This right here?
This is a brilliant comment.
DesktopHippie
2012-01-03 11:38:47 AM
Happy Hours
:
Spiralmonkey: Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
Serious answer: as a British citizen, I am ENORMOUSLY pissed off that even 1 penny of my taxes goes toward one of the richest people of the planet. I hugely resent that I, and millions of others like me, are paying for that arrogant c*nt Prince Andrew and his lumpen daughters, and we have no say in the matter. Someone will no doubt chime in to tell us that they bring more money than they take, but you know what? Even if that were true I really don't care. I do not want ANY of my taxes to pay for this irrelevant brood.
Heh - now what we did about that a little over 200 years ago? We had a War of Independence. Fark British royalty. BTW I imagine it's called something different in England. What do you call where you got kicked out of North America - except Canda, but that doesn't really count, does it?
Actually, the British did the same thing. They even did it before you guys. They just decided they didn't like being a republic and went back to being a monarchy after... 10 years or so? Someone from Britain help me out on this one?
lazd
2012-01-03 11:39:13 AM
Happy Hours
:
Heh - now what we did about that a little over 200 years ago? We had a War of Independence. Fark British royalty. BTW I imagine it's called something different in England. What do you call where you got kicked out of North America - except Canda, but that doesn't really count, does it?
We did try getting rid of the monarchy
back in the 1600's, but didn't like it much. As for the American War of Independence,get over it, we have.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-03 11:39:31 AM
RexTalionis
:
VimFuego: RexTalionis: LewDux: Queen, she's a killer
She's like dynamite with a laser beam.
Guaranteed to blow your mind
Anytime.
*kickass guitar solo*
Farkosaurus Rex
2012-01-03 11:42:46 AM
gleaningtheboob
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They're feeding the Moonchild again are they.
[media.comicvine.com image 300x348]
My thoughts exactly.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-03 11:43:46 AM
Norv Turner
:
Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
There are no British "Citizens". They are "Subjects". A step above "Objects".
Also Subby, excellent headline in the best FoxNews style. +1!
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:45:38 AM
DesktopHippie
:
Actually, the British did the same thing. They even did it before you guys. They just decided they didn't like being a republic and went back to being a monarchy after... 10 years or so? Someone from Britain help me out on this one?
Well Oliver just turned himself into a king, and not a very nice one, since they'd just killed a genuine king they felt no hesistation in replacing Oliver's son with a more 'rightful' (or in reality just willing to acquiesce to their wishes) king. Then they had a big party.
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:47:21 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
:
Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
There are no British "Citizens". They are "Subjects". A step above "Objects".
Also Subby, excellent headline in the best FoxNews style. +1!
Please stop saying things in such an authoritarian manner as if you know what you're talking about. You're wrong and someone reading might think with the brashness of your comment you know what you're talking about and thus be misled down your darkened path of fouldeeds.
On 1 January 1983, upon the coming into force of the British Nationality Act 1981, every Citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies became either a British Citizen, British Dependent Territories Citizen or British Overseas Citizen.
The use of the term "British subject" was discontinued for all persons who fell into these categories, or who had a national citizenship of any other part of the Commonwealth. The category of "British subjects"
trappedspirit
2012-01-03 11:49:39 AM
It's ironic because nothing ever dies on the royal estate? Help me out here.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-03 11:52:08 AM
Slaxl
:
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Norv Turner: Serious question: as a British citizen, how can you not be pissed off at the fact that your taxes pay for her lifestyle?
There are no British "Citizens". They are "Subjects". A step above "Objects".
Also Subby, excellent headline in the best FoxNews style. +1!
Please stop saying things in such an authoritarian manner as if you know what you're talking about. You're wrong and someone reading might think with the brashness of your comment you know what you're talking about and thus be misled down your darkened path of fouldeeds.
On 1 January 1983, upon the coming into force of the British Nationality Act 1981, every Citizen of the United Kingdom and Colonies became either a British Citizen, British Dependent Territories Citizen or British Overseas Citizen.
The use of the term "British subject" was discontinued for all persons who fell into these categories, or who had a national citizenship of any other part of the Commonwealth. The category of "British subjects"
Oh please. Take a joke. :(
Slaxl
2012-01-03 11:53:36 AM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
:
Oh please. Take a joke. :(
Sorry :$ Someone said the same thing in another thread yesterday and I let it go, I see it again and I think maybe it's a genuine misconception. But at least you're not on a darkened path of fouldeed.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-03 11:59:08 AM
Slaxl
:
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Oh please. Take a joke. :(
Sorry :$ Someone said the same thing in another thread yesterday and I let it go, I see it again and I think maybe it's a genuine misconception. But at least you're not on a darkened path of fouldeed.
I understand. I
did
say it like the "Word of God", didn't I. Sorry about the short answer. We cool? :)
DesktopHippie
2012-01-03 12:00:23 PM
Slaxl
:
DesktopHippie: Actually, the British did the same thing. They even did it before you guys. They just decided they didn't like being a republic and went back to being a monarchy after... 10 years or so? Someone from Britain help me out on this one?
Well Oliver just turned himself into a king, and not a very nice one, since they'd just killed a genuine king they felt no hesistation in replacing Oliver's son with a more 'rightful' (or in reality just willing to acquiesce to their wishes) king. Then they had a big party.
I'm from Ireland. We know *all* about the not very nice aspects of Cromwell's rule.
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
2012-01-03 12:01:54 PM
DesktopHippie
:
I'm from Ireland. We know *all* about the not very nice aspects of Cromwell's rule.
How does that lovely song go?
j.lunatic
2012-01-03 12:06:27 PM
loonatic112358
:
It's that
werewolf
reptile
blood
FTF David Icke
Slaxl
2012-01-03 12:11:52 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER
:
Slaxl: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: Oh please. Take a joke. :(
Sorry :$ Someone said the same thing in another thread yesterday and I let it go, I see it again and I think maybe it's a genuine misconception. But at least you're not on a darkened path of fouldeed.
I understand. I did say it like the "Word of God", didn't I. Sorry about the short answer. We cool? :)
Of course, my good chum.
DesktopHippie
:
Slaxl: DesktopHippie: Actually, the British did the same thing. They even did it before you guys. They just decided they didn't like being a republic and went back to being a monarchy after... 10 years or so? Someone from Britain help me out on this one?
Well Oliver just turned himself into a king, and not a very nice one, since they'd just killed a genuine king they felt no hesistation in replacing Oliver's son with a more 'rightful' (or in reality just willing to acquiesce to their wishes) king. Then they had a big party.
I'm from Ireland. We know *all* about the not very nice aspects of Cromwell's rule.
I think we all do. He banned Christmas, right?
Spiralmonkey
2012-01-03 12:12:47 PM
DesktopHippie
:
Slaxl: DesktopHippie: Actually, the British did the same thing. They even did it before you guys. They just decided they didn't like being a republic and went back to being a monarchy after... 10 years or so? Someone from Britain help me out on this one?
Well Oliver just turned himself into a king, and not a very nice one, since they'd just killed a genuine king they felt no hesistation in replacing Oliver's son with a more 'rightful' (or in reality just willing to acquiesce to their wishes) king. Then they had a big party.
I'm from Ireland. We know *all* about the not very nice aspects of Cromwell's rule.
Not really. Try reading Cromwell - An Honourable Enemy by Tom Reilly (an Irishman, as it goes), for a conscientious attempt at real history and impartiality. There is actually no evidence to support the populist Irish storytelling view of Cromwell. The populist version of events comes into being round about the 1890s, and was perpetuated in the 20th century as propaganda. Nice man? Certainly not. Monster? Again, no.
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-03 12:19:30 PM
There
was
someone experienced in investigating human sacrifices in rural England -- until last April.
K-9 and Company
pilot, "A Girl's Best Friend", 1981.
Abe Vigoda's Ghost
2012-01-03 12:20:01 PM
They are also investigating another body found in this building.
Knara
2012-01-03 12:23:45 PM
I blame Cromwell.
TeddyRooseveltsMustache
2012-01-03 12:30:27 PM
She's stone cold crazy.
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