Wait. You can't fart in a hospital waiting room?

That's Florida, weird news everyday around here.

That's why I got banned from Sharper Image.

Actually, a hospital waiting room (most of all the ER) is an appropriate place for any number of bodily functions. In fact, they are equipped to clean up and contain just about anything you are able to excrete or expel.

Now a DMV waiting room is an enritely different story.

mciann: Wait. You can't fart in a hospital waiting room?

Not unbearably. You have to bring a bear

That aroma might have been unbearable for the arresting officer, but for Rosado it was probably the smell of sweet relief.

Tricky Chicken: Actually, a hospital waiting room (most of all the ER) is an appropriate place for any number of bodily functions. In fact, they are equipped to clean up and contain just about anything you are able to excrete or expel.

Now a DMV waiting room is an enritely different story.

After being discharged from the hospital, the ER is not an appropriate place to piss on the floor or fart without a bear.

The dude was trying to get some of that delicious hospital food before he left and this is how he did it. All he did is make a mess for someone to clean up and get arrested.

If I can tolerate my own stench without dropping dead, then so can you.....so quit your biatching.

Seems nobody cared that he whipped it out and peed on the floor...
Except for the poor person that had to clean it up...
I wonder what the back of the squad car smelled like?

Little Bunny Foo Foo's Uncle Ernie: Seems nobody cared that he whipped it out and peed on the floor...
Except for the poor person that had to clean it up...
I wonder what the back of the squad car smelled like?

Those are also generally designed to be easily cleaned out. The ones I've seen have had plastic seats and holes in the floors so they can just be hosed out after bringing in yet another poo-flinging junkie.

/No I don't spend a lot of time in the backs of police cars.
//Or do I?

DrExplosion: /No I don't spend a lot of time in the backs of police cars.

I just figured you spent a lot of time peeing and or flinging poo into the back seats of them.

Appropriate places for farting?

Elevator full of lawyers and legal workers while I was going through my divorce.

Any perfume counter at any Macy's, Dillards or Sachs. Girlfriend doesn't want to take me shopping with her anymore.

Anytime there's a gaggle of supervisor/management types at work and I'm walking by them.

While walking through the labor relations area at work.

When walking by the table full of people eating their scrimps at Captain D's.

Starbucks.

On the escalator at the mall when there's hipsters right below me.

fluffy2097: DrExplosion: /No I don't spend a lot of time in the backs of police cars.

I just figured you spent a lot of time peeing and or flinging poo into the back seats of them.

I wouldn't really say I spend a lot of time doing that. Between a full-time job and three kids, I don't have much time for poo-flinging. Maybe half an hour each weekday, and a little more on the weekends.

FTA: A man who "pulled his penis out and urinated on the floor" and who passed gas with an "unbearable" aroma

Are farts supposed to have bearable aromas? Did this one just stink worse than normal? If so then who is the fart connoisseur who determined that this particular fart exceeded the normal fart stink threshold?

True story.. my wife was going in for some surgery at the Cleveland Clinic a few years back, and was being pushed in a wheelchair by an orderly, and when we stopped at the elevator to go up to the surgical floor, the orderly stepped in front of us, leaned forward....and let 'er rip. The stench was pretty bad, and my wife looks at me and says, "did he just fart on me? I said yep, he was standing there waiting for a reaction, so I said , "thats nothin' watch this, and proceeded to out do him. Right about then the elevator door opened, and about 6 people walked right into it. The looks on their faces was priceless.

Next they'll be saying that hospital ERs are no place to deposit a Cleveland Steamer on the front counter. I don't know if I want to live in such a world.

I can't think of a better place for a little crop dusting than a crowded emergency room.

Whipping it out and taking a leak is a bit much though.

Must've been burrito night at the shelter.

fluffy2097: Tricky Chicken: Actually, a hospital waiting room (most of all the ER) is an appropriate place for any number of bodily functions. In fact, they are equipped to clean up and contain just about anything you are able to excrete or expel.

Now a DMV waiting room is an enritely different story.

After being discharged from the hospital, the ER is not an appropriate place to piss on the floor or fart without a bear.

The dude was trying to get some of that delicious hospital food before he left and this is how he did it. All he did is make a mess for someone to clean up and get arrested.

If you are mentally unstable and prone to socially unacceptable behavior, I think it is entirely appropriate that you act as your mental state induces while at a hospital. If you are unstable, they should be admitting you for evaluation, not arresting you. Your actions may help with your diagnosis. If you hide them, Dr. House may have a harded time treating you.

Hospital custodial engineers have had to clean up all sorts of bodily fluids. They should be used to it.

I have an older, bigger brother who could be a bit of a bully. I learned early the benefits of the Defensive Fart.

A Bloody Disaster: DrExplosion: plastic seats and holes in the floors so they can just be hosed out after bringing in yet another poo-flinging junkie.

We all have dreams to live up to... I wonder if they are charged with assaulting an officer for the poo flinging.

Yes, I would imagine. Battery by Bodily Fluids, at least in my state. Spit, pee, blood, snot, ejaculate, and breast milk also count.

johncb76006: Appropriate places for farting?

Elevator full of lawyers and legal workers while I was going through my divorce.

Any perfume counter at any Macy's, Dillards or Sachs. Girlfriend doesn't want to take me shopping with her anymore.

Anytime there's a gaggle of supervisor/management types at work and I'm walking by them.

While walking through the labor relations area at work.

When walking by the table full of people eating their scrimps at Captain D's.

Starbucks.

On the escalator at the mall when there's hipsters right below me.

johncb76006: Appropriate places for farting?

Elevator full of lawyers and legal workers while I was going through my divorce.

Any perfume counter at any Macy's, Dillards or Sachs. Girlfriend doesn't want to take me shopping with her anymore.

Anytime there's a gaggle of supervisor/management types at work and I'm walking by them.

While walking through the labor relations area at work.

When walking by the table full of people eating their scrimps at Captain D's.

Starbucks.

On the escalator at the mall when there's hipsters right below me.

Good lord man, when was the last time you had a bowel movement?

You really should see a doctor.

DrExplosion: poo-flinging junkie.
fluffy2097: I just figured you spent a lot of time peeing and or flinging poo into the back seats of them.
A Bloody Disaster: I wonder if they are charged with assaulting an officer for the poo flinging.
DrExplosion: I don't have much time for poo-flinging.


Why is poo always "flung"? Try saying "kaka hucking."

Whiskey Dickens:
Why is poo always "flung"? Try saying "kaka hucking."

"Flung" rhymes with "dung" and starts with the same letter as "feces." That can't be mere coincidence.

Besides, "kaka hucking" sounds too much like "cock sucking." What do you think I am, some kind of deviated prevert?

johncb76006: Appropriate places for farting?

Elevator full of lawyers and legal workers while I was going through my divorce.

Any perfume counter at any Macy's, Dillards or Sachs. Girlfriend doesn't want to take me shopping with her anymore.

Anytime there's a gaggle of supervisor/management types at work and I'm walking by them.

While walking through the labor relations area at work.

When walking by the table full of people eating their scrimps at Captain D's.

Starbucks.

On the escalator at the mall when there's hipsters right below me.

Escalator at the mall on Black Friday is also a good call, according to the sage that coined the word "cropdusting"

Max Awesome: johncb76006: Appropriate places for farting?

Elevator full of lawyers and legal workers while I was going through my divorce.

Any perfume counter at any Macy's, Dillards or Sachs. Girlfriend doesn't want to take me shopping with her anymore.

Anytime there's a gaggle of supervisor/management types at work and I'm walking by them.

While walking through the labor relations area at work.

When walking by the table full of people eating their scrimps at Captain D's.

Starbucks.

On the escalator at the mall when there's hipsters right below me.

Good lord man, when was the last time you had a bowel movement?

Daily.
Not too hard, not too soft, just right.