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The guy busted with the backpack full of explosives at a TX airport on New Year's Eve is now looking less like a scary terrorist and more like a Special Forces demolition expert planning some awesome fireworks for his buddies
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PainInTheASP
2012-01-03 10:03:37 AM
My money is on a hunk of time fuse that he forgot he was carrying.
Magorn
2012-01-03 10:22:07 AM
PainInTheASP
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My money is on a hunk of time fuse that he forgot he was carrying.
That'll be the official story at least. This guy is WAY too valuable to Uncle Sam to get busted out for being stupid. Special Forces are a rare enough breed, Special Forces combat engineers is a rare skill even among the SF ranks, and a SF Combat engineering INSTRUCTOR? I think he'd have to actually pull a "Caddyshack" on the National Mall before he was looking at jail time.
A gigantic raft of shiat internally from his COC? Sure. But ending his career (that we've invested probably several million in already in training alone? I really doubt it.
I_C_Weener
2012-01-03 11:18:39 AM
This makes our Special Forces look smarterer.
funk_soul_bubby
2012-01-03 11:20:55 AM
Trey Scott Atwater
But he has three names... Assassin!
elffster
2012-01-03 11:20:59 AM
Blowed up real gude!
HotWingConspiracy
2012-01-03 11:22:02 AM
Sorry, still a dumb ass. Let him go through the motions of court like everyone else.
zez
2012-01-03 11:22:14 AM
Was it Chuck Finley?
ipsofacto
2012-01-03 11:24:48 AM
What, no hero tag?
jayhawk88
2012-01-03 11:24:55 AM
Nope! Terrorist, it counts, media already speculated. Upgrade all the X-Ray scanners to the Super Duty models.
Lucky LaRue
2012-01-03 11:25:10 AM
I thought "special forces" referred to military units with more/specialized training than is given the regular troops. Come to find out, it is for the "special" troops. huh...
TravisBickle62
2012-01-03 11:25:16 AM
Let's not waste all the money we spent training him on this crap
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-03 11:25:32 AM
special forces or not, he's still a dumbass for taking explosives on a plane
Hack Patooey
2012-01-03 11:25:43 AM
funk_soul_bubby
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Trey Scott Atwater
But he has three names... Assassin!
No, his middle name isnt Wayne.
blunttrauma
2012-01-03 11:25:50 AM
The really scary part is that they were probably in his bag for the flight to Texas a couple weeks ago, and nobody noticed.
Still have no idea WTF "Military Grade Wrapping" is.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-03 11:25:50 AM
TSA-Speak: "A backpack full of explosives"
Real, actual English: "A two-inch photo of a drawing of a firecracker, plus a small bottle holding more than two ounces of shampoo."
Giltric
2012-01-03 11:26:07 AM
Has any article stated that they were in fact tested and proven to be explosives.
I keep seeing a referance to military grade wrapping in every article.
Not that it really matters but why is the reference to military grade wrapping and not military grade explosives.
Maybe its juts a red cell op and the media is trying to drag us along for as long as they can.
Head_Shot
2012-01-03 11:26:27 AM
I read the article, but where does it talk about buddies and fireworks?
buckers1
2012-01-03 11:26:56 AM
i knew this guy in high school. he ONLY ended up being green beret? he would run around town barefooted with a 40 lb bag on to train for the SEALS. always knew there was a bit of a screw loose...
Outlaw2097
2012-01-03 11:27:23 AM
...how about looking at it like an plot to make tsa seem worth a damn?
one good catch, and the past years atrocities...meh.
Roquefort
2012-01-03 11:27:28 AM
HotWingConspiracy
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Sorry, still a dumb ass. Let him go through the motions of court like everyone else.
B...b....b....b.....green duhray....uzbekibekistan....HERO....TURRURISTS have won if this man is held accountable.
Douchebag is as douchebag does, service to country or not.
Hack Patooey
2012-01-03 11:28:08 AM
blunttrauma
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The really scary part is that they were probably in his bag for the flight to Texas a couple weeks ago, and nobody noticed.
Still have no idea WTF "Military Grade Wrapping" is.
Probably duct tape he uses to wrap up charges, and it has explosive residue on it.
Donnchadha
2012-01-03 11:28:33 AM
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
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Real, actual English: "A two-inch photo of a drawing of a firecracker, plus a small bottle holding more than two ounces of shampoo."
"But the limit is three ounces!"
"I don't care, sir. Stop being aggressive, or we'll have to restrain you."
/Just kidding... they won't warn you
TravisBickle62
2012-01-03 11:29:28 AM
They probably check your back ground when you become a Green Beret demolition expert, dude is no threat to the U.S. of A., make him do 500 pushups and forget about it.
Whatthefark
2012-01-03 11:29:36 AM
Send Col. Trautman in to get him out of jail. He's been shining his seat with his ass for the last few years, so he should be easy to find.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-03 11:30:12 AM
blunttrauma
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The really scary part is that they were probably in his bag for the flight to Texas a couple weeks ago, and nobody noticed.
Still have no idea WTF "Military Grade Wrapping" is.
Lsherm
2012-01-03 11:30:15 AM
The Army is cooperating with the FBI and local authorities in Texas, and
he said military punishment is also possible for Atwater, regardless of the outcome of the federal case.
So he's getting a boot up his ass regardless. Red approves.
HelloMyNameIs
2012-01-03 11:30:34 AM
funk_soul_bubby
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Trey Scott Atwater
But he has three names... Assassin!
I always thought the 3-name thing was akin to a mother using her kid's middle name to let him know that he's
really
in trouble this time.
stirfrybry
2012-01-03 11:31:02 AM
Outlaw2097
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...how about looking at it like an plot to make tsa seem worth a damn?
one good catch, and the past years atrocities...meh.
false flag FTW
ourbigdumbmouth
2012-01-03 11:32:04 AM
Ft.Bragg produces some interesting characters.
girhen
2012-01-03 11:32:26 AM
At best, one of the comments on the page is right. He was using his military bag as a carry-on and missed some C4 in a pocket of the bag. Missing stuff happens, just not to this scale before. He is a rare breed, after all, so of course his 'slip up' will be to a more grand scale.
At worst, he would've been the next Timothy McVeigh.
Take your pick at which is closer to the truth.
Mildot
2012-01-03 11:33:39 AM
talk about taking your work home with you...
chopit
2012-01-03 11:34:03 AM
blunttrauma
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The really scary part is that they were probably in his bag for the flight to Texas a couple weeks ago, and nobody noticed.
I got caught with a knife the other day. It's a hookknife, used as a last ditch effort to cut lines and separate yourself from a malfunctioning parachute. It's a shielded blade, protected by a curve of steel. It would be difficult to cut your finger, impossible to use as a weapon. Nope, can't take it on a plane.
The best part is, this is the 4th time I've gone through security with it attached to my rig without anyone realizing.
strapp3r
2012-01-03 11:34:06 AM
what a dumbass!
hold on, someone's knocking at my door
what the? is someone on the roof?
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-03 11:34:30 AM
stirfrybry
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Outlaw2097: ...how about looking at it like an plot to make tsa seem worth a damn?
one good catch, and the past years atrocities...meh.
false flag FTW
Sure, why not? We already know the FBI
isn't above it
(new window).
olapbill
2012-01-03 11:36:25 AM
so glad I take off my shoes at the airport. It obviously helped them crack this case wide open.
madgonad
2012-01-03 11:36:55 AM
I'm not sure what 'military grade wrapping' is, but maybe we can trim the military budget by stopping members of the armed forces from TAKING HOME SOUVENIRS. Do F22 pilots cover their cars with radar absorbant material? Do soldiers haul a few thousand rounds of 5.56 home for 'training'?
jaytkay
2012-01-03 11:38:00 AM
They should salute him and beg forgiveness for the inconvenience after they ask to shake his hand and say "Thank you for your service."
White military guys are selfless heroes and their actions and motives must never be questioned.
Giltric
2012-01-03 11:42:41 AM
jaytkay
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They should salute him and beg forgiveness for the inconvenience after they ask to shake his hand and say "Thank you for your service."
White military guys are selfless heroes and their actions and motives must never be questioned.
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You are right twice but wrong by the 10s of millions.....so you got that going for you.
Why don't you go set some cars on fire you passive agressive basement dweller.
fredbox
2012-01-03 11:44:10 AM
So what increased measures will the TSA implement now? Are they going to start going up to the elbow? Potassium hydroxide as lube?
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-03 11:48:01 AM
TravisBickle62
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They probably check your back ground when you become a Green Beret demolition expert, dude is no threat to the U.S. of A., make him do 500 pushups and forget about it.
Green Beret dude has at least a top secret clearance. In terms of clearances, he's several rungs more secure than the TSA goobers who "caught" him.
Seems like an oversight on his part. It's possible he just forgot about the stuff in his transit bag. If that's the case, he might get a reduction in rank, pay loss, and a good ass chewing from his chain of command. Leadership will deal with it appropriately back at Bragg, and if they find it appropriate, give him the boot or give him 5 million pushups.
special20
2012-01-03 11:51:31 AM
Knows what Military Grade Wrapping looks like:
trappedspirit
2012-01-03 11:52:23 AM
PainInTheASP
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My money is on a hunk of time fuse that he forgot he was carrying.
He sounds like a real winner. Whoops, meant to ground the green wire.
elchip
2012-01-03 11:53:35 AM
funk_soul_bubby
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But he has three names... Assassin!
Like Ezio Auditore da Firenze?
jaytkay
2012-01-03 11:59:32 AM
Giltric
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You are right twice but wrong by the 10s of millions.....so you got that going for you.
Why don't you go set some cars on fire you passive agressive basement dweller.
lol tough guy lol I bet your mom absolutely swoons when you wear your uniform.
justanotherfarkinfarker
2012-01-03 12:04:27 PM
As a joke for friends did he take a block of inert putty and wrap it up in some military explosive wrapping? Because that would test positive and explain what they keep saying. That would also be a cool gift.
Azlefty
2012-01-03 12:07:14 PM
What Military grade Wrapping may look like
Now as far as this idgit being "saved" because he is special forces, think again. This is the kind of stupidity they do not want, not only did he most likely "liberate" the charge from the School he was dumb enough to travel by commercial air with it- most likely because he figured that as a "hero he would not be probed." SOG is very tough on their own, and while they will tolerate an occasional public intoxication or eating a small foreign Baby, they do not like it when you commit a Federal Offense, he has most likely already been transferred out.
Giltric
2012-01-03 12:07:31 PM
jaytkay
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Giltric: You are right twice but wrong by the 10s of millions.....so you got that going for you.
Why don't you go set some cars on fire you passive agressive basement dweller.
lol tough guy lol I bet your mom absolutely swoons when you wear your uniform.
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 350x350]
How many other pictures of kids do you have stored on your hard drive?
Skirl Hutsenreiter
2012-01-03 12:08:40 PM
chopit
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blunttrauma: The really scary part is that they were probably in his bag for the flight to Texas a couple weeks ago, and nobody noticed.
I got caught with a knife the other day. It's a hookknife, used as a last ditch effort to cut lines and separate yourself from a malfunctioning parachute. It's a shielded blade, protected by a curve of steel. It would be difficult to cut your finger, impossible to use as a weapon. Nope, can't take it on a plane.
The best part is, this is the 4th time I've gone through security with it attached to my rig without anyone realizing.
Yep. I used to buy these $2 pocket knives by the handful so I could lose them as much as I wanted and always have another to carry around. They only had a three inch blade, but very distinctly knife-shaped. I was always leaving those things in pants pockets or backpacks. They accidentally ended up in my luggage going through airport x-rays countless times, but were only found max one time out of four. Even in the years just after 9-11. I'd get to my hotel or even back home, find one in a pocket and think, "good thing they're making us take off our shoes for security."
\I once got lectured at a checkpoint about how the government had to spend however many billion dollars finding things like that knife. It was my return flight, so he did not exactly succeed in making the point he was trying for.
Suuuupertrucker
2012-01-03 12:14:21 PM
"At no time was there any danger to the people at Midland International Airport or the people of Midland Texas
Wait Wait Wait....Midland has an International Airport?
NOW This Is NEWS!!!!
9beers
2012-01-03 12:16:05 PM
Magorn
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This guy is WAY too valuable to Uncle Sam to get busted out for being stupid.
That's not how the military works. His career is over in the military even if the charges are eventually dropped or reduced.
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