This is where Leno gets his material.

HURR! Serena is a man! HAW!

What, there wasn't an "A-Rod is teh ghey" headline in the queue to green?

Translation:

After giving up the last 27 years of my life and having amassed $100 million....I just want to relax.

/can't blame him.

The Bestest: HURR! Serena is a man! HAW!

What, there wasn't an "A-Rod is teh ghey" headline in the queue to green?

I submit one at least once a day. They're prolly sick of it by now.

Daddy issues.

And:

How many times did she clomp her hoof while saying this?

Andre Agassi hated tennis because of his asshole dad too

There are no steriods in tennis.

/or MLB, the NFL or the NBA - absolutely none

HULK SMASH

Needs more Serena booty.

Oblig: If you don't think she's hot, I'm not saying you're a racist but...

The Williams sisters have been treating their Grand Slam tournaments as some sort of fashion show for the past ten years, so yeah, I can understand this completely.

Yay daddy issues FTW!!

Wasilla Hillbilly: Oblig: If you don't think she's hot, I'm not saying you're a racist but...
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She's an alien?

/ don't follow your logic. what does race have to do with a women looking more manly than most "men" in this thread?
// she could be green with purple polka dots and a trunk....and four titties.....No, i could probably worship that.

groppet: Yay daddy issues FTW!!

So it was either tennis or stripping. I think she probably made the right choice.

I wish my father was overbearing. I've spent a good portion of my life being a lazy schlub.

Roid rage.

Wasilla Hillbilly: Oblig: If you don't think she's hot, I'm not saying you're a racist but...
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Sorry, I'm not gay.

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Needs more Serena booty.

Moar please

she looks like she should be on the dude ranch with the huge saddles on her for the fatties


/I like my women cute and vulnerable, not someone who can eat me in one bite.


/now get off my loan

I've never understood how people can look at pics of her playing tennis and extrapolate that to how she looks outside of the sport. We all look horrible playing sports. Then there are pics of her in a bikini or all dolled up, and the haters are forced to ignore them, because its contradictory to their statements that she's a manly horse. Its the Fox news effect.

The Gentleman Caller: Then there are pics of her in a bikini or all dolled up.

She's a terrible person. A friend of mine used to date a model for her clothing line in Florida & she would tell us horrible stories about her. Even reading through the "I hate my boss" rhetoric I can tell she's a terrible person.

/but that's racist to mention
//the model was a ginger, kinda dumb but really hot if you like gingers

detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: She's a terrible person. A friend of mine used to date a model for her clothing line in Florida & she would tell us horrible stories about her. Even reading through the "I hate my boss" rhetoric I can tell she's a terrible person.

/but that's racist to mention
//the model was a ginger, kinda dumb but really hot if you like gingers

Oh, come on. You can't seriously troll with "I'm oppressed because it's racist to say that a non-white person sucks personally".

Or, is its absurdity the source of its power. Hmmm.

Rapmaster2000: detroitdoesntsuckthatbad: She's a terrible person. A friend of mine used to date a model for her clothing line in Florida & she would tell us horrible stories about her. Even reading through the "I hate my boss" rhetoric I can tell she's a terrible person.

/but that's racist to mention
//the model was a ginger, kinda dumb but really hot if you like gingers

Oh, come on. You can't seriously troll with "I'm oppressed because it's racist to say that a non-white person sucks personally".

Or, is its absurdity the source of its power. Hmmm.


I just wanted to add that as fair warning to my csb. I've been flamed as racist before for saying how horrible she is and that I think she looks mannish.

/I'd bang Thandie Newton in a heartbeat

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Baby got silverback

duckpoopy: Baby got silverback

oh wow, I think you just won the internet.

I will be perfectly honest, if the Williams were decent people, and treated everyone with respect, I would find them more attractive, all around. even if they are steroid junkies.

But I can't stand their attitudes and sense of entitlement (although I can understand why they think they do, it doesn't mean I agree with it).

But I still like my women feminine

as an aside, I felt the same way bout martina hingis. Not a bad looking girl, but her atitude soured me greatly on her. Not that she (or anyone else cares, for tht matter)

Epic Serena Booty:

On one hand, I'd hit it.

One the other hand, she seems like a horrible person.

The conclusion is that I'll never hit it or hang out with her, so it doesn't really matter.

/Bring me Dominika Cibulkova and Andrea Petkovic!

UncleStumpy: But I can't stand their attitudes and sense of entitlement (although I can understand why they think they do, it doesn't mean I agree with it).

They ARE entitled, because they are/were very good at what they do. Who I hate are people who feel entitled for NO reason. The people who believe they deserve something just because they exist.

Twice Banned: UncleStumpy: But I can't stand their attitudes and sense of entitlement (although I can understand why they think they do, it doesn't mean I agree with it).

They ARE entitled, because they are/were very good at what they do. Who I hate are people who feel entitled for NO reason. The people who believe they deserve something just because they exist.

I don't hate anybody, just their attitudes. Just because you are better than someone at something doesn't mean you are a better person than anyone else. Agreed on the last point, though

/hot