So a family with zero sense of family planning, or self control, endorses him. Dunno if he'd even want that.

Clown cars like dog farker.

It's nice to see reality show personalities endorsing a presidential candidate rather than pretending to be one.

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/actually, it's more creepy than sad

Both are creepy.

given that the duggars are on record as being prepared to have as many children as the good lord will allow, and given that the good lord has now started killing their children, i would think santorum ought to be a bit wary of their endorsement

/jk - the morons who follow the duggars must be amongst the most easily led people on the planet and, unfortunately their votes count

Santorum: (new window) obligatory.

Alphax: So a family with zero sense of family planning, or self control, endorses him. Dunno if he'd even want that.

Technically having as many children as humanly possible is a family plan... Not a terribly good plan mind you.
Also I imagine if there's one thing the Duggars don't know anything about, it's santorum.

Yes but did he win the coveted Piano Fetus Shrine vote?

so ... god decrees whether the duggars have another child, god believes life starts at conception and abortion is murder, god lets the duggars think he has blessed them with their 500th child, then god kills that farking thing. those duggars must've really pissed god off for him to do something like that

isn't santorum that guy who invented anal lube?

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Shalom and welcome to the miscarried fetus jubilee!

Those Duggars sure know how to throw a good party.

Wow, I would never have guessed this. Next you'll have Elizabeth Taylor supporting Newt Gingrich (divorce) or Zombie Reagan endorsing Rick Perry (Alzheimer's).

RocketRay: Santorum: (new window) obligatory.

Those Duggars should spend a little time in the pooper.

So Santorum is the winner of the Clown Caucus.

The Duggars are aware that he isn't really Christian since he's Catholic right?

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Far creepier than the dead babyquarium.

Guidette Frankentits: Yes but did he win the coveted Piano Fetus Shrine vote?

And thus, Quinn lives on.

Santorum Salad, for real. Just lost my appetite.

WTF Indeed: The Duggars are aware that he isn't really Christian since he's Catholic right?

I was thinking the same thing. I remember when the different sects of Christianity didn't get along. I long for those days.

Santorum is still looking for that come-from-behind surprise victory.

Lot of good the coveted Duggar endorsement does for one's campaign

A man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, "No I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."

Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in God and God will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again because "God will grant him a miracle."

With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in. Mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help. So he drowns.

He arrives at the gates of heaven and says to Peter, "What happened? I put my faith in God and He let me drown!" St. Peter responds, "We sent you three boats and a helicopter, and now they all fit in your middle-aged wife's vagina, which is farking unfit to bear children and you should have realized that by now, you farking lunatic."

Then there's that subliminal English santorum endorsement (new window)

This is all one big Fundie circle jerk. It's sad and hilarious at the same time. And so, so repressed.

19 children leads me to believe they are not that familiar with Santorum...

Marty Ackerman: 19 children leads me to believe they are not that familiar with Santorum...

I would bet they are familiar with public assistance and health insurance for children.

Great_Milenko: actually, it's more creepy than sad

You guys do realize that little girl is grown up now, right?
Kinda creepy how you keep dragging her in here.
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monoski: Marty Ackerman: 19 children leads me to believe they are not that familiar with Santorum...

I would bet they are familiar with public assistance and health insurance for children.

Actually, it's even better than that; they're incorporated as a "church" and take donations to support themselves.

Watching the Duggars on their reality show creeps me the fark out. Not because their culture and beliefs are so foreign, but because they're so familiar. I went to an evangelical-esque Christian school for ten years with kids from families just like them (minus sixteen or so kids): provincial, uptight, excessively religious, using the word "God" or "Jesus" every farking sentence, etc. Makes me sad that these people actually decide elections in this country.

Anyway, just thought I'd vent a little.

Dwight_Yeast: monoski: Marty Ackerman: 19 children leads me to believe they are not that familiar with Santorum...

I would bet they are familiar with public assistance and health insurance for children.

Actually, it's even better than that; they're incorporated as a "church" and take donations to support themselves.

Any sources on that? I'm not calling you out or anything. I'm actually interested to know if this is true considering many ignorants on here always chime in with "well if they can pay for those kids what business is mine!" herpy derpy-ness

Dwight_Yeast: monoski: Marty Ackerman: 19 children leads me to believe they are not that familiar with Santorum...

I would bet they are familiar with public assistance and health insurance for children.

Actually, it's even better than that; they're incorporated as a "church" and take donations to support themselves.

Sounds mighty bootstrappy!

The Name: Watching the Duggars on their reality show creeps me the fark out. Not because their culture and beliefs are so foreign, but because they're so familiar. I went to an evangelical-esque Christian school for ten years with kids from families just like them (minus sixteen or so kids): provincial, uptight, excessively religious, using the word "God" or "Jesus" every farking sentence, etc. Makes me sad that these people actually decide elections in this country.

Anyway, just thought I'd vent a little.

I don't think religious lunatics decide elections in this country so much as they influence/swing them on occasion, and often not in the direction they were hoping for. It's easy for evangelicals to get elected to Congress since one district with a high concentration of religious crazy can elect someone on that level (like Michele Bachman). More widespread electorates, like for Senate seats, have not panned out well in a lot of cases (O'Donnell, Angle). We're a long ways away from the evangelicals actually deciding a presidential contest, and frankly, they're more likely to swing such an election the opposite way if one of their favorites (Bachman, Santorum, Perry, et al.) was to get the nomination.

What makes ME sad is that these farking people are given credibility by the media, rather than pushed to the side like the whackos they are. Thank you SO FARKING MUCH St. Reagan for inviting these assholes to take a seat at the table.

The $25000 Dodecahedron: The Name: Watching the Duggars on their reality show creeps me the fark out. Not because their culture and beliefs are so foreign, but because they're so familiar. I went to an evangelical-esque Christian school for ten years with kids from families just like them (minus sixteen or so kids): provincial, uptight, excessively religious, using the word "God" or "Jesus" every farking sentence, etc. Makes me sad that these people actually decide elections in this country.

Anyway, just thought I'd vent a little.

I don't think religious lunatics decide elections in this country so much as they influence/swing them on occasion, and often not in the direction they were hoping for. It's easy for evangelicals to get elected to Congress since one district with a high concentration of religious crazy can elect someone on that level (like Michele Bachman). More widespread electorates, like for Senate seats, have not panned out well in a lot of cases (O'Donnell, Angle). We're a long ways away from the evangelicals actually deciding a presidential contest, and frankly, they're more likely to swing such an election the opposite way if one of their favorites (Bachman, Santorum, Perry, et al.) was to get the nomination.

What makes ME sad is that these farking people are given credibility by the media, rather than pushed to the side like the whackos they are. Thank you SO FARKING MUCH St. Reagan for inviting these assholes to take a seat at the table.

And for the record, evangelicals did not get Bush elected twice. Business interests did.

If the Duggar's had embraced Santorum earlier they wouldn't have had so many kids...

What makes ME sad is that these farking people are given credibility by the media, rather than pushed to the side like the whackos they are. Thank you SO FARKING MUCH St. Reagan for inviting these assholes to take a seat at the table.

Nixon gets some cred here too

monoski: What makes ME sad is that these farking people are given credibility by the media, rather than pushed to the side like the whackos they are. Thank you SO FARKING MUCH St. Reagan for inviting these assholes to take a seat at the table.

Nixon gets some cred here too

To an extent, but it was Reagan IIRC who cozied up to Falwell and started all this shiat, like Pat Robertson running for president and every candidate being evaluated solely on how Christian they are.

I wonder if Jim Bob occasionally goes for the Santorum when he gets sick of this:

A Terrible Human: Far creepier than the dead babyquarium.

What's a dead babyquarium?

/does not watch Duggar show.

Ant: A Terrible Human: Far creepier than the dead babyquarium.

What's a dead babyquarium?

/does not watch Duggar show.

Someone posts a picture of their dead baby's remains on top of a piano. (new window)

Can search for Quinn to see the pic. Then Babyquarium gets coined.

"Babyquarium?" This might be the worst personal meme ever on Fark.

Sweet! I'm no longer near the top of the list!