Apos: You got that right,subby. +1

Everybody, this is my assistant, MC Clap-Yo-Handz.

/first thing I thought of.

I would happily sup between those cheeks.

/like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet

Yes, she had such a horrible year. She's rich for no reason. Everybody knows who she is, and she got to be married to a professional basketball player for a few months. I know more about this stupid vapid biatch than I ever wanted to, and I don't even watch her show. So wah wah, Kim. We all feel really sorry for you.

So is Jonathon Cheban gay or what?

That and the porn tape is back there, lurkin'.

Boo frickin hoo. I hate her and her family with everything. Tough year? Did you lose your job? Your house? Did you go hungry? Did your city get bombed? Leveled by an earthquake or tsunami? Do humanity a favor and shut the fark up and go away-and take everyone with you that thinks you're some sort of celebrity or whatever.

I don't like her.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, she had such a horrible year. She's rich for no reason. Everybody knows who she is, and she got to be married to a professional basketball player for a few months. I know more about this stupid vapid biatch than I ever wanted to, and I don't even watch her show. So wah wah, Kim. We all feel really sorry for you.

Estimates had her earning over $30mil last year

Yeah must be rough of her working that waitressing job trying to get rent money and take care of her family that all got laid off at the factory. Oh wait 30 million last year. Fark her.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, she had such a horrible year. She's rich for no reason. Everybody knows who she is, and she got to be married to a professional basketball player for a few months. I know more about this stupid vapid biatch than I ever wanted to, and I don't even watch her show. So wah wah, Kim. We all feel really sorry for you.

Moonraper: [i131.photobucket.com image 534x362]

Hit it? Yeah, maybe with a shovel.

I'd motor boat it but out of spite.

I don't like her.

Would still lead an expedition to ascend and mount that badonkadonk

Knara: Would still lead an expedition to ascend and mount that badonkadonk

I tried...we lost three sherpas, 2 dogs, and my left pinkie toe!

PizzaJedi81: Knara: Would still lead an expedition to ascend and mount that badonkadonk

I tried...we lost three sherpas, 2 dogs, and my left pinkie toe!

utia?

And to think we biatched about too many Britney links once upon a time.
Oh well, could have been Lindsay...

PizzaJedi81: Knara: Would still lead an expedition to ascend and mount that badonkadonk

I tried...we lost three sherpas, 2 dogs, and my left pinkie toe!

But how many to dysentery?

And did you shoot a bear but could only carry 100lbs of meat?

The Bajorans need to blockade her from these threads.

Evil Mackerel: The Bajorans need to blockade her from these threads.

THIS. Bloody Cardies.

monoski: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, she had such a horrible year. She's rich for no reason. Everybody knows who she is, and she got to be married to a professional basketball player for a few months. I know more about this stupid vapid biatch than I ever wanted to, and I don't even watch her show. So wah wah, Kim. We all feel really sorry for you.

Estimates had her earning over $30mil last year

Who knew that taking it in the ass for everyone to see and being the daughter of the organizer of the legal Dream Team would net you over $30 million last year?

AdolfOliverPanties: Her ass is past its prime. It is venturing into disgusting, hanging fat sacks territory. Look at this very recent shot:

I see nothing but spankalicious ass in that picture.

SnakeMan: AdolfOliverPanties: Really? Look at that misshapen right butt cheek. It looks like Jay Leno's chin is trying to force its way through. It looks like she has a right back pocket on that dress and it is holding a tube sock full of quarters. That ass is starting to droop like Steven Tyler's man-boobs.

So you look at lady parts and see dude parts. Interesting.

No, he's right.
She's 30 now isn't she? Past her physical prime. By a couple years at least. And that picture he posted isn't very flattering to say the least.

Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear and it's suckling her ass-teat.
And the back fat, it looks like a set rolling in at pipeline. I think I see Kelly Slater duck-diving just under her shoulder blade.

She doesn't look nearly as good as the pictures she has of herself hanging over her bed. Those were taken on better days.

sure haven't: No, he's right.
She's 30 now isn't she? Past her physical prime. By a couple years at least. And that picture he posted isn't very flattering to say the least.


Doesn't matter when she's face down and ass up in bed. I'm sure it looks mighty fine that way.

D-Liver: [cscdn.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear and it's suckling her ass-teat.
And the back fat, it looks like a set rolling in at pipeline. I think I see Kelly Slater duck-diving just under her shoulder blade.

We calll that "two cats fighting." Because, if you see her from behind when she walks away it looks like two cats in a bag, fighting. Which is why we call it that.

Tick, tick, tick. The thing about her is she has nothing (other than her looks). Paris Hilton has (finally) pretty much disappeared from the public landscape. Kim and the rest will do so also, because they have nothing else to offer. Brittney had music (you may hate it, but it is some kind of skill), Jennifer Lopez has acting, etc. so they have some shelf life. The whole Kardashian Klan (minus Bruce Jenner who actually did do something a long time ago) are like that one famous LA billboard. They are famous for being famous.

I look forward to the day (5 years from now) when she is completely past her prime and nothing but a cultural footnote, with everyone wondering why did we pay attention to her and the rest of her family.

D-Liver: [cscdn.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear and it's suckling her ass-teat.

That reminds me of an office I worked in for a little while where there was a once-petite girl who got pregnant, and all her baby weight seemed to be going to her ass instead of her belly. I'd say she had about 75% ass-bump and 25% regular baby bump.

/csb but I kinda felt sorry for her.

AdolfOliverPanties: Really? Look at that misshapen right butt cheek. It looks like Jay Leno's chin is trying to force its way through. It looks like she has a right back pocket on that dress and it is holding a tube sock full of quarters. That ass is starting to droop like Steven Tyler's man-boobs.

Okay I'm not normally one to be so shallow, but I think the problem with her ass here is that the implants are taking over the shape instead of just enhancing it. Normal bottoms of any size do not create corners like that. I'm completely convinced that "dat ass" began life in "dat factory," and thus I turn my nose up at it. I like the female rump a lot, but a forgery deserves no one's respect.

Is she wearing a diaper?

D-Liver: Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear

AdolfOliverPanties: Really? Look at that misshapen right butt cheek. It looks like Jay Leno's chin is trying to force its way through. It looks like she has a right back pocket on that dress and it is holding a tube sock full of quarters. That ass is starting to droop like Steven Tyler's man-boobs.

Hell, her whole thing is fading. Look at the ripples of back fat below her arm and above her waistline.

D-Liver: Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear and it's suckling her ass-teat.
And the back fat, it looks like a set rolling in at pipeline. I think I see Kelly Slater duck-diving just under her shoulder blade.

These two comments are farking gold. I can hardly contain my laughter.

greenbowlpacker: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x681]

She looks like she was sculpted out of Play-Doh. Just doesn't look right.

crab66: Is she wearing a diaper?

That depends...

monoski: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Yes, she had such a horrible year. She's rich for no reason. Everybody knows who she is, and she got to be married to a professional basketball player for a few months. I know more about this stupid vapid biatch than I ever wanted to, and I don't even watch her show. So wah wah, Kim. We all feel really sorry for you.

Estimates had her earning over $30mil last year

While $30m would certainly be a good way to comfort the pain, I think she honestly thought that people liked her and that she'd be beloved forever ... and then this past year had the rude awakening that a lot of people wish actually ill will on her, let alone want her to GTFO.

For someone that's such an attention whore as she is, it has to be painful to realize that the end of her "fame" (for lack of a better word) is closer than the beginning.

50 responses and no



Fark, I am disappoint.

It's times like this I miss Gogor. He would have the perfect image for how I feel about this dumb biatch.

D-Liver: [cscdn.celebuzz.com image 480x900]

Seriously, it looks like she's hiding a newborn baby in her underwear and it's suckling her ass-teat.
And the back fat, it looks like a set rolling in at pipeline. I think I see Kelly Slater duck-diving just under her shoulder blade.

What I see that no one has mentioned, is the backs of her knees turning to mush, and the thighs transmogrifying into lumps of over-tanned cottage cheese. Definitely getting past her sell-by date.

Quaid...start the reactor....