Wait until he finds out he can't fund a political campaign with junk bonds bought with mob money.

The more this plays out the more it seems like Trump really is working for Obama.

First you got the whole birther thing that was all too perfect and now he's going to run and peel votes off during the general election.

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Yo dawg. I heard you thought the Presidential candidates were yo-yos... so we put a yo-yo in with your yo-yos so yo' yo-yo can yo-yo yo' yo-yos...

I'll bet the house that he doesn't do it. it's all attention whoring.
any takers?

No, that sound is not the wind. That's millions of liberals chanting, "doitdoitdoitdoit" under their breath with their fingers crossed.

Hang out with yo-yo people,

you get yo-yo friends.

Donald Trump needs to have a real-life Scrooge type intervention in his life.

Imagine instead of wasting all this cash on bullsh*t if he just up and gave away most of his fortune to inner-city charities...

I thought we were done with this asshat.

The "Make America Great Again" Party? Don't go half-hog, Mr. Trump. You should call it the "People Who Don't Vote Me Want to Club Baby Seals, Eat Babies, Make Bald Eagles Cry, Wipe Their Ass with the Constitution, Crash Jets into Skyscrapers, and Completely Destroy America" Party.

Trump will keep making noises about a thrid party run untill about May. Then he will push that he's going to make a HUUUUGE announcement during the live Finale of this season of his HUUUGE hit show, The Apprentice, on NBC, that every one should watch to see. The announcement will be that he decided not to run, but to write a book instead, which will be HUUUGE bestseller, and is available now at Barnes & Noble.

Guidette Frankentits: I thought we were done with this asshat.

If by done you meant he will continue to try and get his name in the media at every opportunity until the day he dies then yes, we're done with him.

bow: Certainly there are millions of people that would like to see me do something - not because of me, but because I want to protect this nation.

Millions of people? Really? I don't think so, or at least I hope that's not the case.

Most of them are the voices in Gary Busey's head

Please! Oh Please! Oh Please! Oh Please! Oh Please! Oh Please! Oh Please!

Run Donald Run!

I see Jon Stewart got his late Hanukkah present.

Let me guess.

Is it time for another season of The Apprentice?

three 'Frankly's in under a half dozen sentences.

i want to play poker with this guy.

Well, I definitely won't be voting for Benny Profane now.

thismomentinblackhistory: GAT_00: I'll start celebrating when he actually get put on the ballot in states.

Yep. I knew his debate wasn't gonna happen, either. This guy is the biggest cock tease in town.

What else is new? We saw this from Sarah Palin. He's like the male version.

Run Trump Run!

Bahahaha!

I hope Trump runs and wastes a lot of money losing his ass.

Still waiting on that report from Hawaii, Donald. If you can't even have the balls to back up your bullshiat then, what makes you think you're retarded enough now to handle the likes of Gingrich, Santorum and the other shiat show contestants?

Trump is nothing but a parade float looking for a parade.

He doesn't have the intention or guts to run for POTUS and never did. It's funny watching him jerk the media around though.

Is the Ironic tag still on vacation?

bow: Millions of people? Really? I don't think so, or at least I hope that's not the case.

It wouldn't surprise me too much if Trump could pull 2% or so of the popular vote based on name recognition and the severely mentally ill alone. In 2008, there were just under 130M votes cast nationwide -- 2% would be 2.6M, or "millions".

Still doesn't mean he's got a hope in hell of winning.

barneyfifesbullet: He doesn't have the intention or guts to run for POTUS and never did. It's funny watching him jerk the media around though.

To be fair, running for president is a nice way to get picked up by Fox News as a pundit when you drop out.

sys_64738: In 2008, there were justunder 130Mover 131M votes cast nationwide....
FTFM. I forgot to take third party votes into account.

jake_lex: Donald Trump is ready to run on a third party ticket because he thinks the candidates are yo-yos is a pathetic attention whore

And THAT is called "Pulling a Lieberman"

monoski: bow: Certainly there are millions of people that would like to see me do something - not because of me, but because I want to protect this nation.

Millions of people? Really? I don't think so, or at least I hope that's not the case.

Most of them are the voices in Gary Busey's head

Oh give Gary Busey some credit. He's not that crazy.

He's Howard Stern minus the comedy.

Hmmm. "Making America Great Again".

Dr Dreidel: So you're saying America is not great at present? Why?
Making America Great Again spokespublican, Bob "The Independent" Rightvoter: Because KENYAN USURPER COLONIAL ELITIST BIRF SERTIFIKIT!!
DD: Do you believe in American Exceptionalism?
MAGA, B"TI"R: Of course! Jesus made this country great by inspiring the Founders to create a god-loving Christian society.
DD: So what you're saying is that if America replaced Obama in the Oval Office, you'd be really proud of your country?
MAGA, B"TI"R: Darn tootin'!
DD: And it'd be the first time in a while? If you're a younger man (ed. note: Bob is in his early 60s), it might be the first time in your adult life you were so proud of the country?
MAGA, B"TI"R: I guess so.
DD: Congratulations. You're Michelle Obama.

~ fin ~

The other obvious joke:

The little yo-yo on the tv with the makeup
Yeah buddy, that's his own hair
That little yo-yo got his own jet airplane
That little yo-yo he's a millionaire

Ghastly: It must be awesome to be so rich that you can live a life completely isolated from the reality of what a total buffoon you are.

Some day, I hope to be that rich.

"Certainly there are millions of people that would like to see me do something - not because of me, but because I want to protect this nation."

I, for one, would like to see him do something that involved a locked cage with him inside accompanied by a pair of starving Timberwolves.