Pennsyltuckey

I thought the weirdness had to do with the hellmouth under Three Mile Island...or were we still not supposed to mention that in public...?

um. never mind about that.

It could be the fact that it actually spreads from there....

VIDEOWALLART: Pennsyltuckey

Fark you.

Kentucky's nice and all, but they only WISH they held a candle to PA.

Hey, that's my paper! Well, it used to be anyway. I stopped reading it after the letters to the editor they chose to print became too painful to read. Having lived near Reading most of my life, I love it so much that I cannot wait until my daughter graduates in the spring to move the hell out of here. Most likely to the state with it's own Fark tag. I'll still be living around stupid, but at least I won't have to drive to work in an ice storm or a blizzard ever again.

Nice understanding of geography, you prostate.

monty666: Nice understanding of geography, you prostate.

Huh?

Maryland (definitely south of the Mason-Dixon line) is to our south and Ohio (definitely the midwest) is to our west. Jersey (definitely the east coast) is on our east and New York (definitely the north) to the north.

I'd say his statement is definitely accurate.

/definitely

doglover: Kentucky's nice and all, but they only WISH they held a candle to PA.

You now how I can tell you're inbred?

cretinbob: doglover: Kentucky's nice and all, but they only WISH they held a candle to PA.

You now how I can tell you're inbred?

Listen count tardenstien, I'm only gonna say this once because that's about how much care what the hell ya'll think.

I'm about as far from inbred as you can get. My family "tree" is more like a trellis of grape vines and creepers flung across the far canopies of trees in a some vast primordial forest. The Tsar Bomb dropped directly over one branch wouldn't even be detectable by the others without calling upon university level resources to measure minute changes in background radioactive isotopes. That's how far flung my family tree is. Not only that, but I've followed suit and taken my quarter Peurtorican butt to the far side of the globe, setting up yet another branch in a family already famous for crossing oceans thanks to dear uncle Xobal and his three ships. So you can cram it up handle first so you cut yourself trying to pull it back out.

But I did grow up next to Monroville, yes the one with the zombies, and I am here to tell YOU that it is just peachy in PA, but when it gets rural IT GETS RURAL. Kentucky's the South with a capital S, but Fayette County's farkin' scary sometimes.

Weaver95: I thought the weirdness had to do with the hellmouth under Three Mile Island...or were we still not supposed to mention that in public...?

um. never mind about that.

I'm more into Centralia, PA's original hellmouth.