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		Since Metta World Peace and Chad Ochocinco were already taken, I guess this was the next best choice (myfoxdc.com)		51
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calbert

2012-01-03 01:17:22 AM

AHH

so?

foo monkey

2012-01-03 01:17:49 AM

dumbAHHs.

Chupacabra Sandwich

2012-01-03 01:19:04 AM

FTFAIt is unclear whether "AHH" was an actual name the man chose or whether the tribunal has referred to him only by the initials of his new name in order to protect his fourth -- and final -- identity.

This seems fairly AHHbvious.

JackalRabbit

2012-01-03 01:19:27 AM

AHHs well that ends well

foo monkey

2012-01-03 01:21:01 AM

Chupacabra Sandwich: FTFAIt is unclear whether "AHH" was an actual name the man chose or whether the tribunal has referred to him only by the initials of his new name in order to protect his fourth -- and final -- identity.

This seems fairly AHHbvious.

You're AHHssuming we read the entire article.

untaken_name

2012-01-03 01:27:18 AM

I think I've heard of that guy's castle.

Fista-Phobia

2012-01-03 01:28:25 AM

HaywoodJablonski

2012-01-03 01:31:02 AM

He'll be gone in a week or TWOOOOOOOO

ilikeracecars

2012-01-03 01:34:14 AM

Tke on me

fusillade762

2012-01-03 01:34:54 AM

Still better than "Apple".

foo monkey

2012-01-03 01:35:23 AM

untaken_name: I think I've heard of that guy's castle.

www.oz-central.com

The great and powerful AHHzz!

ChewbaccaJones

2012-01-03 01:37:27 AM

Maybe he will be lucky and his arranged wife's name is "Opinah Pansay"

Also, how common an Iraqi name is "Daniels" anyway? That seems about as likely as finding a native dude in Afghanistan named McMurphy.

JackalRabbit

2012-01-03 01:38:35 AM

foo monkey: untaken_name: I think I've heard of that guy's castle.

[www.oz-central.com image 402x302]
The great and powerful AHHzz!

LTB oh my

DarwiOdrade

2012-01-03 01:40:34 AM

Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathia: He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of AHH

foo monkey

2012-01-03 01:42:20 AM

DarwiOdrade: Here may be found the last words of Joseph of AHHramathiAHH: He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the holy grail in the Castle of AHH

FTFY.

I can do this AHHLL night.

JackalRabbit

2012-01-03 01:43:03 AM

ChewbaccaJones: Also, how common an Iraqi name is "Daniels" anyway?

it ranks 58th most popular, just under Ford Lincoln Mercury

HighZoolander

2012-01-03 01:46:29 AM

I think I knew his sister OOH. Nice girl, surprised most of the time.

foo monkey

2012-01-03 01:51:33 AM

ChewbaccaJones: Maybe he will be lucky and his arranged wife's name is "Opinah Pansay"

Also, how common an Iraqi name is "Daniels" anyway? That seems about as likely as finding a native dude in Afghanistan named McMurphy.

Perhaps he's displaying his AHHstralian patriotism?

Ryker's Peninsula

2012-01-03 01:53:36 AM

AHHtention Whore?

Soon Right Away

2012-01-03 01:56:31 AM

AHH see what you guys are doing here..

JasonOfOrillia

2012-01-03 02:03:11 AM

JackalRabbiatchewbaccaJones: Also, how common an Iraqi name is "Daniels" anyway?

it ranks 58th most popular, just under Ford Lincoln Mercury

Depends where you're emigrating. It can also be Ford Prefect.

untaken_name

2012-01-03 02:15:53 AM

foo monkey: untaken_name: I think I've heard of that guy's castle.

[www.oz-central.com image 402x302]
The great and powerful AHHzz!

No, DarwiOdrade knew what I meant.

oakwolf

2012-01-03 02:33:15 AM

Ha ha ha, Ho ho ho
and a couple of tra la las,
That's how we laugh the day away
in the Merry Old Land of AHHs.

DrPainMD

2012-01-03 02:37:38 AM

FTA: "For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family," he told the tribunal.

How did they know he was saying "Irak" and not "Iraq." I'm sure they both sound the same.

untaken_name

2012-01-03 02:44:03 AM

DrPainMD: FTA: "For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family," he told the tribunal.

How did they know he was saying "Irak" and not "Iraq." I'm sure they both sound the same.

Probably because he told them in writing, and he spelled it "Irak" and not "Iraq". That's just a guess, though.

JackalRabbit

2012-01-03 02:50:32 AM

untaken_name: DrPainMD: FTA: "For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family," he told the tribunal.

How did they know he was saying "Irak" and not "Iraq." I'm sure they both sound the same.

Probably because he told them in writing, and he spelled it "Irak" and not "Iraq". That's just a guess, though.

maybe he told them in song

/k and q are distinct entities at certain frequencies/pitches

untaken_name

2012-01-03 03:04:33 AM

JackalRabbit: maybe he told them in song

/k and q are distinct entities at certain frequencies/pitches

Good point. Maybe he's a stutterer. I've read that sing-song is a good way around that particular malady.

Practical_Draconian

2012-01-03 04:10:48 AM

Could be worse, he could be a savage herald of Chaos.

"Sword-Cuts-Meat-For-Woman-Prizes" also sounds pretty awesome for a band name.

I had Snu Snu

2012-01-03 04:20:00 AM

AHHz Zahir Hakim really has seen better days, but I bet he still can't catch

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-03 06:04:45 AM

He just may choose to end it all.
img718.imageshack.us

Good bye cruel world.

Witchyman

2012-01-03 06:57:47 AM

Oh HELL yes!

Hawnkee

2012-01-03 07:08:54 AM

LarryDan43

2012-01-03 07:21:13 AM

RIP

MAYORBOB

2012-01-03 07:34:06 AM

AHH because ASS was taken?

flamingboard

2012-01-03 07:45:37 AM

fusillade762: Still better than "Apple".

That OWS protester on Colbert was named Ketchup. I know it's not her fault that her parents were farktards but it makes it hard to take protesters seriously when they are named after a condiment.

UNC_Samurai

2012-01-03 08:09:24 AM

flamingboard: fusillade762: Still better than "Apple".

That OWS protester on Colbert was named Ketchup. I know it's not her fault that her parents were farktards but it makes it hard to take protesters seriously when they are named after a condiment.

So they should just protest with more relish to make up for that.

x23

2012-01-03 08:20:37 AM

JackalRabbit: untaken_name: DrPainMD: FTA: "For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family," he told the tribunal.

How did they know he was saying "Irak" and not "Iraq." I'm sure they both sound the same.

Probably because he told them in writing, and he spelled it "Irak" and not "Iraq". That's just a guess, though.

maybe he told them in song

/k and q are distinct entities at certain frequencies/pitches

either way... the [sic] seems a bit nonsensical as Irak is a valid alternative spelling of Iraq that is used in various places throughout the world.

comes off looking about as bright as saying "colour [sic]".

frunjer

2012-01-03 08:43:24 AM

frunjer

2012-01-03 08:46:17 AM

frunjer: untaken_name: DrPainMD: FTA: "For me to return to Irak [sic] to marry this person under another name which is not what people know me by will cause a lot of anxiety and heartache to my immediate family," he told the tribunal.

How did they know he was saying "Irak" and not "Iraq." I'm sure they both sound the same.

Probably because he told them in writing, and he spelled it "Irak" and not "Iraq". That's just a guess, though.

I-rack, I-rock, to-may-to, to-mah-to

ooops.. should have been: to-mahh-to

oobiedoobie

2012-01-03 08:50:01 AM

Ahh Leiah already taken...
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frunjer

2012-01-03 08:57:45 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: He just may choose to end it all.
[img718.imageshack.us image 300x334]
Good bye cruel world.

What a crewel world might look like:

inspiredneedle.com

Witchyman

2012-01-03 09:00:19 AM

oobiedoobie: Ahh Leiah already taken...
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Didn't Donnie Iris sing 'Ah Leah'?

Cheese and Rice

2012-01-03 09:41:49 AM

Witchyman: oobiedoobie: Ahh Leiah already taken...
[i3.photobucket.com image 350x353]

Didn't Donnie Iris sing 'Ah Leah'?

Yes.

airsupport

2012-01-03 10:26:34 AM

Ah Via Musicom

Penguin_named_Nori

2012-01-03 10:27:54 AM

He'd be popular at a fireworks display.

"Ooooh! AHH!"

puckrock2000

2012-01-03 10:38:45 AM

BEDEVERE:
Oooohoohohooo!
LAUNCELOT:
No, no. 'Aaaauugggh', at the back of the throat. Aaauugh.
BEDEVERE:
N-- no. No, no, no, no. 'Oooooooh', in surprise and alarm.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, you mean sort of a 'AHH'!

puckrock2000

2012-01-03 10:47:26 AM

Aha ha. (new window)

foo monkey

2012-01-03 12:07:06 PM

What happened while I was AHHsleep?

Vogon Poet

2012-01-03 12:12:42 PM

DarwiOdrade

2012-01-03 01:15:54 PM

untaken_name: foo monkey: untaken_name: I think I've heard of that guy's castle.

[www.oz-central.com image 402x302]
The great and powerful AHHzz!

No, DarwiOdrade knew what I meant.

You mean, "knew what AHH meant." ;)

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