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(WTKR) Sad Months after Hurricane Irene wrecked parts of Hatteras Island, a subdivision remains cut off from the rest of the island and rotting away because the property owners can't afford to repair their road   (wtkr.com) divider line 175
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2012-01-02 07:39:53 PM
Privately built roads are better.
 
2012-01-02 07:43:28 PM
A bunch of rich people's private road won't get fixed with public dollars? there are greater tragedies out there.
 
2012-01-02 07:48:23 PM
So basically their little study is the warning shot that they will soon sue the taxpayers to fix their private road.

It occurs to me a bunch of not-so-rich homeowners would probably have already done a lot of the work themselves with their own equipment and labor. Working people tend to know how to do that kind of thing.
 
2012-01-02 07:48:31 PM
LIBERTARIAN PARADISE!!!!
 
2012-01-02 07:48:41 PM
Build a bridge?
 
2012-01-02 07:51:49 PM
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/Interesting website
 
2012-01-02 07:56:36 PM
That is gonna be one mother of a special assessment coming from Mirlo Beach Property Owners Association.

And so typical of 1%ers to try and force the government to subsidize their private investment once things go bad.
 
2012-01-02 07:57:26 PM
That was a stupid place to build a subdivision.
 
2012-01-02 08:04:30 PM
ninetywt: That was a stupid place to build a subdivision.

Yup, and they knew the road maintenance would not be funded by the taxpayers when they built it.
 
2012-01-02 08:19:47 PM
ninetywt: That was a stupid place to build a subdivision.

I'm kinda the opposite of a Bible-thumper, but they did get this one right.

Matthew 7:24-27
New International Version (NIV)
The Wise and Foolish Builders

24 "Therefore everyone who hears these words of mine and puts them into practice is like a wise man who built his house on the rock. 25 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house; yet it did not fall, because it had its foundation on the rock. 26 But everyone who hears these words of mine and does not put them into practice is like a foolish man who built his house on sand. 27 The rain came down, the streams rose, and the winds blew and beat against that house, and it fell with a great crash."
 
2012-01-02 08:20:19 PM
Stupid people problems.
 
2012-01-02 08:23:10 PM
Wait a minute: are you guys saying it might not be advisable to build a fancy house on a sand bar 2 feet above sea level in a regular hurricane path?
 
2012-01-02 08:23:28 PM
Bootstraps people, bootstraps.
 
2012-01-02 08:25:26 PM
In fact, no one can get to these houses.

if only there were some vehicle which was suited for operation on water
 
2012-01-02 08:32:56 PM
Generation_D: That is gonna be one mother of a special assessment coming from Mirlo Beach Property Owners Association.

And so typical of 1%ers to try and force the government to subsidize their private investment once things go bad.


Class Warfare!
 
2012-01-02 08:50:13 PM
All because they didn't want to pay city garbage collection fees
 
2012-01-02 09:17:09 PM
Should have just made your road public.
 
2012-01-02 09:25:34 PM
When Hurricane Irene wrecked this road, the state stepped in and quickly fixed it, because it is a government road. Not the same story just 50 yards away on a private road.

abcnews.go.com
 
2012-01-02 09:32:11 PM
bootstraps...
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 09:49:09 PM
That's odd, these people have money to build million dollar vacation homes but for some reason they can't collectively raise enough money to fix their road.


Rent a bulldozer and buy a bunch of gravel? At least they'll have access...
 
2012-01-02 10:02:16 PM
NFA: That's odd, these people have money to build million dollar vacation homes but for some reason they can't collectively raise enough money to fix their road.


Rent a bulldozer and buy a bunch of gravel? At least they'll have access...


Was their southern state one of the ones cracking down on cheap labor lately? Maybe that is part of it too, hiring contractors just got a lot more expensive.

I'm sure they'd rather sit and whine the government owes them a new road, thats the bootstrappy thing to do.
 
2012-01-02 10:30:57 PM
if you keep bailing idiots like these out, you reinforce their beliefs that the private industry and ownership is Baby Jesus....They never see the negative consequences to their BS.
 
2012-01-02 10:33:43 PM
NFA: That's odd, these people have money to build million dollar vacation homes but for some reason they can't collectively raise enough money to fix their road.


Rent a bulldozer and buy a bunch of gravel? At least they'll have access...


Rodanthe's kind of a shiat hole too, I doubt they're worth that much....there's more RV spots for rent than houses for rent in the summer. One family owns a good portion of the real estate down there as well, so there's definitely money to go towards it. Those houses are also right across the street from where Nights in Rodanthe was filmed.
 
2012-01-02 10:36:49 PM
mavexe: NFA: That's odd, these people have money to build million dollar vacation homes but for some reason they can't collectively raise enough money to fix their road.


Rent a bulldozer and buy a bunch of gravel? At least they'll have access...

Rodanthe's kind of a shiat hole too, I doubt they're worth that much....there's more RV spots for rent than houses for rent in the summer. One family owns a good portion of the real estate down there as well, so there's definitely money to go towards it. Those houses are also right across the street from where Nights in Rodanthe was filmed.


Bunch of Teabaggers, Huh? Serves 'em right
 
2012-01-02 10:37:12 PM
i512.photobucket.com
I say, let them crash
 
2012-01-02 10:37:15 PM
got a bridge i wanna sell ya
 
2012-01-02 10:37:29 PM
edmo: It occurs to me a bunch of not-so-rich homeowners would probably have already done a lot of the work themselves with their own equipment and labor. Working people tend to know how to do that kind of thing.

CSB

I was talking to my team one day about replacing the alternator in my car. For me, it was a one hour job and I was on my way. My boss (who naturally makes triple what I make, yet has no clue what my job entails) looked at me like I was a wizard and said, "Yeah I couldn't even find the alternator in my car if you held a gun to my head. I always have my mechanic fix stuff for me." The best part was that he seemed PROUD of (what I consider) his ignorance of basic mechanics - like he was somehow better than me for knowing less than I do and being able to fend for myself in a pinch.

All those years of delivering pizzas are paying off. :)

/CSB
//My post probably makes no sense - I'm a little drunk
///Eff it, it's my birthday.
 
2012-01-02 10:37:35 PM
I saw these houses in October as I have dozens of times before. They are no more than 30 feet from Highway 12.

And the commenters are correct, these are homes in the $500K to $1 million + range. It's really their own responsibility to maintain access to the road from their lots.
 
2012-01-02 10:39:26 PM
Considering most of these are investment properties, and they charge well over $2000 a WEEK to rent them, I guess that they should have enough cash laying around to pay for the repairs. If the don't, bummer. It was a bad investment..
 
2012-01-02 10:40:08 PM
I have actually stayed in the most northern oceanfront house in Rodanthe. It was moved a year or two ago because it was almost in the water and for some reason the house appearing in a movie made it worthy of preserving. My main point is that the actual owners of property on the Outer Banks are either rich people or heavily overleveraged upper middle class folks - both of whom should have made a more stable investment. They will probably get bailed out though. If they don't the state risks a large devaluation of property in Dare county due to the reality of building luxury homes on a sand-bar becomes more obvious.
 
2012-01-02 10:40:49 PM
Don't worry, they'll just collect the insurance payouts and rebuild.
 
2012-01-02 10:42:18 PM
aspAddict: edmo: It occurs to me a bunch of not-so-rich homeowners would probably have already done a lot of the work themselves with their own equipment and labor. Working people tend to know how to do that kind of thing.

CSB

I was talking to my team one day about replacing the alternator in my car. For me, it was a one hour job and I was on my way. My boss (who naturally makes triple what I make, yet has no clue what my job entails) looked at me like I was a wizard and said, "Yeah I couldn't even find the alternator in my car if you held a gun to my head. I always have my mechanic fix stuff for me." The best part was that he seemed PROUD of (what I consider) his ignorance of basic mechanics - like he was somehow better than me for knowing less than I do and being able to fend for myself in a pinch.

All those years of delivering pizzas are paying off. :)

/CSB
//My post probably makes no sense - I'm a little drunk
///Eff it, it's my birthday.


No, your post works for me, but I'm a little drunk too. Happy birthday!
 
2012-01-02 10:46:11 PM
Meh...STFU and buy a bigger truck. That is what we do on the private road I live on. In the spring it gets so bad that one of my neighbors leaves his truck at the end of the bad section and takes an ATV through the really bad section to get to his house. My neighbors and I have all talked about whether we want to put in a better road, but there are just too many positives to having it be so nasty. We are out in the middle of nowhere, and are frequently travelling and away from home for a week or two at a time. Robberies happen fairly often to homes like that, but not on this road. Heck, most people are surprised when they get back here on their horses and discover houses. No solicitors or Jehovah's Witnesses, either. The Post Office carrier drives a big Jeep, so she doesn't care. The UPS/FedEx trucks come by at roughly the same time every day, and if we meet them at the end of the road they are more than happy to call that delivered. We pay to have it "evened out" (a relative term) every year, but even then that is only for fire safety concerns. As long as the pumper truck can get where it needs to go we are happy with it.
 
2012-01-02 10:46:30 PM
Someone should win them a Super Bowl.
 
2012-01-02 10:47:27 PM
Arthur Jumbles: Build a bridge?

exactly
 
2012-01-02 10:48:10 PM
If only there were some sort of vehicle capable of navigating through water!
 
2012-01-02 10:49:00 PM
So, basically, their argument is that the big bad gubmint should have protected their private road and figured out a way to divert water driven in by a massive storm elsewhere in advance.

I bet they complain about having to pay taxes while welfare queens get free government cheese. They even have fridges, those freeloaders!
 
2012-01-02 10:49:46 PM
[imokwitthis.jpg]
 
2012-01-02 10:52:59 PM
You're rich, drive your Lexus/Audi/Benz/Inifiniti SUV off-road and like it.

/dnrtfa
 
2012-01-02 10:53:37 PM
What, you Hatteras folks haven't figures out how to get a FEMA grant for that? Amateurs. We got them to throw in over $300 million in upgrades to the Superdome on top of the repairs.
 
2012-01-02 10:53:39 PM
Turbo Cojones: If only there were some sort of vehicle capable of navigating through water!

These people need genuine help, not your juvenile, pie-in-the-sky water vehicle fantasies.
 
2012-01-02 10:54:03 PM
I know, let's build million dollar houses on a farking sand bar! Not sad,img1.fark.net
 
2012-01-02 10:55:46 PM
The owners of these homes no doubt biatched about someone in a housing project in Durham getting an extra $20 in food stamp benefits. They will no doubt also scream for the NCDOT to rebuild their little Bootstrappy Avenue out to their million dollar beach houses.
 
2012-01-02 10:56:00 PM
Just keep cutting taxes on the rich - go ahead and cut some more.

What? These houses bespeak of SOMEONE owning a congressman or two. Just give him a jingle and "Poof!" new road. How much simpler could it get?

You built a house on shifting sand with out "Congressional Insurance"? You idiot.

At first I was thinking, a barge could do it but christ sakes and afternoon with a bucket loader and a dozer and I could get contractors in there.

I wonder how all the rich and famous that have homes on the Thimble Islands get things done?
www.thimbleislands.com

how to get that done, hmmm how to get that done?
 
2012-01-02 10:56:51 PM
Calculated risk? Fark that, it's the government's job to make everything better.
 
2012-01-02 10:59:06 PM
i191.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-02 10:59:23 PM
This appears to be the best anti-hoa argument I've heard in a while.

Sure the home owners have insurance, but shouldn't the property association have had insurance for the communal property?
 
2012-01-02 10:59:56 PM
Balchinian: Meh...STFU and buy a bigger truck. That is what we do on the private road I live on. In the spring it gets so bad that one of my neighbors leaves his truck at the end of the bad section and takes an ATV through the really bad section to get to his house. My neighbors and I have all talked about whether we want to put in a better road, but there are just too many positives to having it be so nasty. We are out in the middle of nowhere, and are frequently travelling and away from home for a week or two at a time. Robberies happen fairly often to homes like that, but not on this road. Heck, most people are surprised when they get back here on their horses and discover houses. No solicitors or Jehovah's Witnesses, either. The Post Office carrier drives a big Jeep, so she doesn't care. The UPS/FedEx trucks come by at roughly the same time every day, and if we meet them at the end of the road they are more than happy to call that delivered. We pay to have it "evened out" (a relative term) every year, but even then that is only for fire safety concerns. As long as the pumper truck can get where it needs to go we are happy with it.

agreed, bootstrap people either drive trucks or use their cars like trucks. We fix stuff for results not impressing. We clean after ourselves instead of whining for someone else to clean our oopsies.
 
2012-01-02 11:00:06 PM
Someone better fix that road or those folks will all wwebsite as on the internets.

Wurd up dogg.
 
2012-01-02 11:00:43 PM
files.sharenator.com
 
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