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GAT_00
2012-01-02 05:05:35 PM
Or, just destroy the bowl system into a playoff system and ban any kind of advertising at football games. Ban all TV deals and make the conference networks illegal.
The Loaf
2012-01-02 05:06:37 PM
Forbid the athletic staff and the admissions staff from communicating about specific potential students, thereby forcing the college to field a team culled from their actual student body?
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener
2012-01-02 05:25:14 PM
How to fix college athletics
Here's how:
SLAMBALL.
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-02 05:28:51 PM
"More Lube" conspicuously absent.
downstairs
2012-01-02 05:30:23 PM
I'll never understand how these kids aren't paid, and how that would undermine anything. First of all, you'd have a salary cap... so its not like it would cost the schools all that much. The salaries would be akin to pocket change compared to the tens of millions they're already making.
And, it would allow basement-dweller schools to use money to become competitive (so we wouldn't be seeing the same damn teams at the top every year, sans a surprise or two).
Maybe the LSUs of the world would be against it... but I bet they'd be far outweighed by teams like Northwestern, New Mexico, and maybe Ivy League schools would be all for being able to put together a championship-contending team.
Pratty
2012-01-02 05:52:12 PM
My thought was just let the kids do whatever with their likeness, like getting paid for T-Shirts and stuff, since some teams can't pay for said players?
steamingpile
2012-01-02 05:58:25 PM
Here is the problem with paying them, who gets the most? All equal or does football get the most? Most college sports lose money except for football and some basketball programs even at schools like Kentucky their shiatty football team brings in more revenue. So if we pay, does that mean we can ignore title 9 and eliminate some of the girls sports? If so then pay those that make money and cut those that lose money.
gsiofa
2012-01-02 05:59:26 PM
Tuition scholarships are a form of payment.
ddelorm
2012-01-02 06:01:08 PM
They are getting paid, just not in cash.
Education
Training
Skill Development
High visibility for professional recruiters
etc.....etc...etc......
Think of it as an unpaid internship, and it looks much more reasonable.
If an unpaid medical research student helps develop a new vaccine that earns the university millions in patents, they don't get paid either. But like the athlete, it will lead to excellent employment later.
Chariset
2012-01-02 06:02:38 PM
Drop all pretense that they're in college getting an education and just pay them.
...that's it, right? That's what the article says?
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:09:10 PM
steamingpile
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Here is the problem with paying them, who gets the most?
Same as professional sports. Pro football players make more than professional curlers. NFL players make more than CFL and Arena League players. And so on.
What's the "problem" you're seeing? You get paid based on the budget, which is determined by each school... and most likely the popularity ($$$) of the sport.
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2012-01-02 06:09:13 PM
downstairs
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I'll never understand how these kids aren't paid
Because the vast majority of schools don't have the money to pay them? Fark the NYT for continuing to propagate the myth that college athletics generate massive amounts of money for universities. Only about 50 or so even make a profit. And much of that money goes to fund minor sports. Many university athletics departments are also responsible for upkeep of exercise facilities for non-athlete students and for intramurals.
But yeah, let's take away the scholarships of all the field hockey players, rowers and gymnasts so we can give money to future professional athletes who will make more in one year than most people will make in a lifetime. I'm sure female athletes won't have a problem with that at all. Neither will federal judges.
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-02 06:12:19 PM
How about we separate athletics from the schools altogether, like every other civilized county in the world? You can still have your Chapel Hill or Austin or Columbus Athletic Club, and then they can decide what sports they want to administer, and how much they want to pay their players.
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:13:38 PM
ddelorm
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Think of it as an unpaid internship
Unpaid internships are for people who don't even have entry-level skills (in their future profession) yet. That's the point. Many of these players are some of the best athletes in the country.
I never took an unpaid internship for what I studied, because I was good enough to get paid doing it before I even graduated.
I knew plenty of people who did unpaid internships in the film industry because they were wet behind the ears. I also knew people that made some very good cash, while still in school, because they were damn good at what they were learning.
overfienduglar
2012-01-02 06:16:27 PM
Tax the NCAA!
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:18:44 PM
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
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Because the vast majority of schools don't have the money to pay them?
So what? Deleware State is never going to compete against the LSU's and Ohio State's of the world. Nothing wrong there. They can't now, they won't in the future if paying atheletes was allowed.
However, like I said... it would add some excitement because the Northwesterns, New Mexicos, and Ivy League schoos (I just pulled random teams who are at the bottom of their standings, and are never talked about in terms of competing for a championship) could now use money to compete.
Even if nothing changes, at least the kids who ARE bringing in tens of millions get paid relative to that.
I'm not expecting a Deleware State to pay their players if they don't want. Still goes in line with the free market.
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:20:20 PM
UNC_Samurai
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How about we separate athletics from the schools altogether, like every other civilized county in the world? You can still have your Chapel Hill or Austin or Columbus Athletic Club, and then they can decide what sports they want to administer, and how much they want to pay their players.
Actually, that's sort of how baseball works. Most baseball players forego college and go into the minors. College baseball does not attract the best athletes. And minor league players are paid what they're worth (which often isn't much, but its fair).
js34603
2012-01-02 06:22:02 PM
gsiofa
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Tuition scholarships are a form of payment.
Well I have a job I'd like you to do for me. Instead of paying you in cash, I'm going to teach you how to make widgets, and when you've worked for me for 4 years or so and made me a lot of money making widgets, I'm going to give you a piece of paper that says you are a Master of Widget making. I have decided that piece of paper is worth $35,000 a year. When can I expect you to start?
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2012-01-02 06:25:56 PM
downstairs
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Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin: Because the vast majority of schools don't have the money to pay them?
So what? Deleware State is never going to compete against the LSU's and Ohio State's of the world.
So you want to deprive thousands of men per year the opportunity to play at the highest level of college football? Such a plan will result in no Boise State winning the Fiesta Bowl. No TCU winning the Rose Bowl. No Appalachian State beating Michigan. It's a great plan - if you're an elitist asshat.
Ow My Balls
2012-01-02 06:27:16 PM
Let's go back 50 or 75 years and make it less important than it is.
tarheel07
2012-01-02 06:31:23 PM
Minor league football.
Sprachkundige
2012-01-02 06:31:48 PM
I would go the opposite way. In my ideal world, all college students would offered 100% need based aid -- if you can't go to college without a scholarship, you get a scholarship, whether you're a football player or a violinist or a research-focused academic or whatever. If you can pay, you pay, no matter who you are.
I'd also like to see a major junior system for other sports, as in hockey. If you're an athlete that doesn't want to go to college, don't go to college.
Finally, I do not think colleges should charge students for tickets to see their teams -- they're already paying enough in tuition, and getting to see your own team should not be a privilege only for those who can afford to buy $300 season tickets. My undergrad managed fine just requiring students to flash their ID to get in -- they still made money selling tickets to community members. My grad school charges a significant amount for student tickets.
Playing a sport (you presumably enjoy) in college is a privilege, but it is not the point of college -- the point of college is education. College athletes are already being given free training and coaching (perhaps this is not as obvious in a team sport like football, but take for example NCAA skiing. If a skier didn't go to college and wanted to train competitively on his own, he would be spending a significant amount of money to do so).
Of course, this is all ideal-world stuff, and I'm coming at this from an Ivy/Patriot/equivalent league perspective, and a hockey fan perspective. I don't actually think much of this is feasible to implement in the world of college sports -- it would require universities to make less money, which I'm sure they would never do (and many schools simply do not have the money to meet 100% student need).
06Wahoo
2012-01-02 06:40:42 PM
How to
fix
kill
college athletics
FTFY
TheNameIs_Horace
2012-01-02 06:42:32 PM
I'd have
NO
problem with players
NOT
being paid
IF
the schools were held more accountable for they're education.
But, if the system is to continue as-is, then
PAY
them.
CommiePuddin
2012-01-02 06:43:04 PM
js34603
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gsiofa: Tuition scholarships are a form of payment.
Well I have a job I'd like you to do for me. Instead of paying you in cash, I'm going to teach you how to make widgets, and when you've worked for me for 4 years or so and made me a lot of money making widgets, I'm going to give you a piece of paper that says you are a Master of Widget making. I have decided that piece of paper is worth $35,000 a year. When can I expect you to start?
Hate on it all you want, those kids are still getting something of value in exchange for their work, just like every other student worker on campus.
And nothing is stopping a kid from going to the Arena league, or any of the multitude of semi-pro leagues that will pay him real money for his time to develop in the hopes of making the NFL.
Same goes with baseball. There are thousands of players between 18-21 working through the minor leagues as we speak, all of whom get paid.
Regardless of your "fairness" and well-meaning, Title IX insures that this will never, ever, ever happen.
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:44:25 PM
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
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So you want to deprive thousands of men per year the opportunity to play at the highest level of college football? Such a plan will result in no Boise State winning the Fiesta Bowl. No TCU winning the Rose Bowl. No Appalachian State beating Michigan.
Well, I said there would be a cap. So the Boise States would be in the same boat as the LSU's in terms of budgets. I'm not proposing an all-out wild-west pay-whatever you want system where LSU could sign a player for 3 years, 8 million dollars or something crazy.
And there will always be the chance of Appalachian State beating Michigan... big-time schools will still schedule patsies to begin the season, no reason we won't see another surprise like that. That has zero to do with paying kids.
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:49:23 PM
CommiePuddin
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And nothing is stopping a kid from going to the Arena league, or any of the multitude of semi-pro leagues that will pay him real money for his time to develop in the hopes of making the NFL.
Same goes with baseball. There are thousands of players between 18-21 working through the minor leagues as we speak, all of whom get paid.
Regardless of your "fairness" and well-meaning, Title IX insures that this will never, ever, ever happen.
You're oversimplifying. The NCAA and NFL are in cohoots to keep the system as-is. MLB isn't. The only way you're going to get real exposure as a player (sans maybe absolute superstars) is going to an NCAA school.
Also, you're not going to have 18-19 year olds doing well in the Arena league playing against much larger, stronger men. Same reason no one goes from high school to the NFL unless they want to be paralyzed.
And, I don't believe Title IX has anything to do with paying players.
Sliding Carp
2012-01-02 06:49:32 PM
ddelorm
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If an unpaid medical research student helps develop a new vaccine that earns the university millions in patents, they don't get paid either.
Grad students in the hard sciences are paid.
Inventors on patents in universities, including undergrads, share the royalties. Obviously individuals can get screwed by scumbag bosses, but the mechanism is in place for them to be rewarded financially for their work.
kwame
2012-01-02 06:51:16 PM
downstairs
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Unpaid internships are for people who don't even have entry-level skills (in their future profession) yet.
Not necessarily. In most cases, they're provided for people with entry-level skills, like, oh. An amateur athlete who hasn't proven what he's worth as a professional.
js34603
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When can I expect you to start?
I don't know. I probably wouldn't work for an idiot who can't handle simple logic.
Farnn
2012-01-02 06:56:29 PM
This idea is so poorly thought out. No era has had a stick up his butt about college football for a while. He suggested Penn State should disband their team after the scandal came out this year.
First title IX would stop this idea from even being implemented. Second it's not the schools making so much money, because they spend the money they make from football and basketball on other sports. It's the bowls and networks who are making huge profits. That's why they can pay the NCAA hundreds of millions to broadcast the basketball tournament. And billions for long term contracts with football conferences.
downstairs
2012-01-02 06:57:27 PM
kwame
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Not necessarily. In most cases, they're provided for people with entry-level skills, like, oh. An amateur athlete who hasn't proven what he's worth as a professional.
No, they're provided for people who's skills aren't worth much to the company (yet).
Many college football players are dirctly responsible for bringing in millions of dollars to certain teams.
Not everyone, and I wouldn't propose paying everyone. I'd consider a non-paid position as second string kicker for Deleware State to be an "internship".
But an Andrew Luck certainly diserves quite a bit of cash.
steamingpile
2012-01-02 06:58:21 PM
downstairs
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steamingpile: Here is the problem with paying them, who gets the most?
Same as professional sports. Pro football players make more than professional curlers. NFL players make more than CFL and Arena League players. And so on.
What's the "problem" you're seeing? You get paid based on the budget, which is determined by each school... and most likely the popularity ($$$) of the sport.
Ok when all the women biatch because they don't get paid what will you do? Do you not see that coming shiatstorm or are you an idiot?
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:02:55 PM
Farnn
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First title IX would stop this idea from even being implemented.
Title IX has nothing to do with paying athletes. It just says you have to provide equal access to athletics. You can pay Andrew Luck $100,000 to play football, as long as you provide women the chance to play for the Stanford Cardinal volleyball team, and they have equal access to facilities.
No where does it say you can't pay some players and not pay others.
It does prohibit you from eliminating tons of costly womens' sports because mens football brings in so much income, you'd just like to pocket it.
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:04:48 PM
steamingpile
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Ok when all the women biatch because they don't get paid what will you do? Do you not see that coming shiatstorm or are you an idiot?
If they aren't bringing in money, then the whole "scholorship, availability of athletics" is all they get. How is that not fair enough?
And, like I said, same with the second-string kicker for Deleware State.
kwame
2012-01-02 07:05:13 PM
downstairs
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No, they're provided for people who's skills aren't worth much to the company (yet).
You're quantifying who should get money and who shouldn't. That's a problem. And this
downstairs
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they're provided for people who's (sic) skills aren't worth much to the company (yet).
was exactly my point. The "company" in question is the pro team those athletes end up playing for. Considering the small percentage of college football players who make it to a pro team, it's pretty easy to equate college play as an unpaid internship.
Actually, it's a compensated internship, considering everything college athletes receive for their play.
Ryan2065
2012-01-02 07:06:03 PM
downstairs
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It just says you have to provide equal access to athletics.
"No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in,
be denied the benefits of
, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance..."
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:09:00 PM
steamingpile
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Ok when all the women biatch because they don't get paid what will you do? Do you not see that coming shiatstorm or are you an idiot?
I went to film school. I knew a girl who had an unpaid internship doing something or another for a studio (on school time, with school equipment, counting for credit). I am a guy, and at times did work (on school time, with school equipment, counting for credit) that I actually made some money off of becuase I was better and more in demand.
Is that sexism? Did it have anything to do with her being a girl? No.
(Funny thing is she ended up staying in the industry and I think makes mad cash, and I fizzled out and went in another direction.)
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:15:26 PM
Ryan2065
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downstairs: It just says you have to provide equal access to athletics.
"No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance..."
Three-prong test of compliance:
"all such assistance should be available on a substantially proportional basis to the number of male and female participants in the institution's athletic program."
"male and female athletes should receive equivalent treatment, benefits, and opportunities"
regarding facilities
.
"the
athletic interests
and abilities of male and female students must be equally effectively accommodated."
"
institutions must provide both the opportunity for individuals of each sex to participate in intercollegiate competition, and for athletes of each sex to have competitive team schedules which equally reflect their abilities
."
None of this says you can't *additionally* pay one athlete and not another.
There is no mention of any of this in Title IX.
Because of Title IX there would be no harm to women's programs. All would be the same except the pay for some players would be *on top* of what already exists... which is deemed legally fair right now.
If Sanford is found to kill off some women's programs to pay an Andrew Luck, that would be illegal. But that's what I proposed.
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:16:38 PM
Dammit... my last sentence should have read "that's NOT what I proposed"
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2012-01-02 07:17:33 PM
downstairs
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Farnn: First title IX would stop this idea from even being implemented.
Title IX has nothing to do with paying athletes. It just says you have to provide equal access to athletics. You can pay Andrew Luck $100,000 to play football, as long as you provide women the chance to play for the Stanford Cardinal volleyball team, and they have equal access to facilities.
No where does it say you can't pay some players and not pay others.
It does prohibit you from eliminating tons of costly womens' sports because mens football brings in so much income, you'd just like to pocket it.
Dude, just stop. You have NO IDEA what the fark you're talking about.
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:20:56 PM
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
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downstairs: Farnn: First title IX would stop this idea from even being implemented.
Title IX has nothing to do with paying athletes. It just says you have to provide equal access to athletics. You can pay Andrew Luck $100,000 to play football, as long as you provide women the chance to play for the Stanford Cardinal volleyball team, and they have equal access to facilities.
No where does it say you can't pay some players and not pay others.
It does prohibit you from eliminating tons of costly womens' sports because mens football brings in so much income, you'd just like to pocket it.
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Dude, just stop. You have NO IDEA what the fark you're talking about.
Well, show me where Title IX disallows paying an athlete *on top* of the current system, which is deemed fair.
The whole point (regarding athletics) of Title IX is to make sure women's sports aren't given nothing in lieu of men's high-profit sports.
Women still get all the same benefits, scholorships, etc. I would never propose anything different.
This doesn't affect women at all.
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2012-01-02 07:27:01 PM
Linky
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Summary: In an attempt to balance its athletic budget, Quinnipiac University eliminates two men's sports, one women's sport and ADDS a women's sport for a net gain of -2 mens sports and no change to the number of women's sports. The women whose sport was eliminated run to federal court crying discrimination and the judge agreed with them.
And you think women are just going to sit idly by as their sports are eliminated so that football players get extra money? PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.
Ryan2065
2012-01-02 07:31:50 PM
downstairs
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The whole point (regarding athletics) of Title IX is to make sure women's sports aren't given nothing in lieu of men's high-profit sports.
...you should probably read up on this before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
Link
Link
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:55:10 PM
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
:
Linky (new window)
Summary: In an attempt to balance its athletic budget, Quinnipiac University eliminates two men's sports, one women's sport and ADDS a women's sport for a net gain of -2 mens sports and no change to the number of women's sports. The women whose sport was eliminated run to federal court crying discrimination and the judge agreed with them.
And you think women are just going to sit idly by as their sports are eliminated so that football players get extra money? PUT DOWN THE CRACK PIPE.
You're kidding! Sometimes judges interpret the law wrong?
downstairs
2012-01-02 07:58:26 PM
Ryan2065
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downstairs: The whole point (regarding athletics) of Title IX is to make sure women's sports aren't given nothing in lieu of men's high-profit sports.
...you should probably read up on this before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
Link
Link
Then change the law. Schools make tens of millions on the backs of unpaid athletes. That's not fair. That's my only point. You do realize laws can be changed?
Another Government Employee
2012-01-02 08:00:00 PM
Shut the farking enterprise down.
texanjeff
2012-01-02 08:00:37 PM
js34603
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gsiofa: Tuition scholarships are a form of payment.
Well I have a job I'd like you to do for me. Instead of paying you in cash, I'm going to teach you how to make widgets, and when you've worked for me for 4 years or so and made me a lot of money making widgets, I'm going to give you a piece of paper that says you are a Master of Widget making. I have decided that piece of paper is worth $35,000 a year. When can I expect you to start?
Are you giving me all the food I can eat, supplementary, individualized training after work, and a free place to stay?
Then tomorrow.
Tex Colorado the Arizona Assassin
2012-01-02 08:01:46 PM
Yes, as everybody knows, anyone can just ignore a ruling by a federal judge if they don't like his or her decision.
I've been trying to determine if you're a troll, or just a farktard. I'm leaning troll, but there's a strong possibility that you're a farktard.
texanjeff
2012-01-02 08:03:24 PM
downstairs
:
Ryan2065: downstairs: The whole point (regarding athletics) of Title IX is to make sure women's sports aren't given nothing in lieu of men's high-profit sports.
...you should probably read up on this before you make an even bigger fool of yourself.
Link
Link
Then change the law. Schools make tens of millions on the backs of unpaid athletes. That's not fair. That's my only point. You do realize laws can be changed?
A few schools make millions... And if u start paying the players they will lose those millions.
We pay to watch our fellow students. Not semipro, crappy football.
The rest of schools write athletics off as a loss leader.
12349876
2012-01-02 08:07:48 PM
downstairs
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Then change the law. Schools make tens of millions on the backs of unpaid athletes. That's not fair. That's my only point. You do realize laws can be changed?
A few do most don't. Mississippi Valley State for example this year played TEN nonconference men's basketball games on the road against Power 6 teams to get the payouts to support their entire athletic program, despite the fact that all those losses take their toll on the ability of the team to perform well the rest of the season.
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