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(Washington Post)   Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 119
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Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 12:52:24 AM
rosebud_the_sled: Newt claims to the be the "truest conservative". Given the examples provided by the current crop of Republicans, I really don't know what that means anymore.

I sincerely wish to have someone describe what a true conservative is and which of any of these candidates fit that definition.

upload.wikimedia.org

TRUE conservative.

I don't think he'd be impressed by any of our current batch of kumquats.
 
WaffleStomper
2012-01-03 01:04:45 AM
Gyrfalcon: rosebud_the_sled: Newt claims to the be the "truest conservative". Given the examples provided by the current crop of Republicans, I really don't know what that means anymore.

I sincerely wish to have someone describe what a true conservative is and which of any of these candidates fit that definition.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]

TRUE conservative.

I don't think he'd be impressed by any of our current batch of kumquats.

Socialist through and through. Study history dumass
 
Alphax
2012-01-03 01:58:06 AM
KingPsyz: edmo: Is he pissed about the signing statements? I thought the GOP loved those things.

Didn't Bush set the all time record?

Last I heard, it was 'thousands' of signing statements for Bush, and 'dozens' for Obama. A bit imprecise, I know..
 
Fart_Machine
2012-01-03 02:04:58 AM
WaffleStomper: Gyrfalcon: rosebud_the_sled: Newt claims to the be the "truest conservative". Given the examples provided by the current crop of Republicans, I really don't know what that means anymore.

I sincerely wish to have someone describe what a true conservative is and which of any of these candidates fit that definition.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]

TRUE conservative.

I don't think he'd be impressed by any of our current batch of kumquats.

Socialist through and through. Study history dumass

Wow, you're kind of a moron aren't you.
 
g4lt
2012-01-03 02:38:56 AM
Damn, a nice opportunity for an Obama "u jelly bro" image macro foiled by mobilefark :(
 
g4lt
2012-01-03 02:45:42 AM
Alphax: KingPsyz: edmo: Is he pissed about the signing statements? I thought the GOP loved those things.

Didn't Bush set the all time record?

Last I heard, it was 'thousands' of signing statements for Bush, and 'dozens' for Obama. A bit imprecise, I know..

...and zero for Presidents beforehand, as nobody had been stupid enough to do it until Shrubya
 
Bubonic Sam
2012-01-03 03:03:58 AM
As much as I enjoy watching these candidates flop around, all this will be fogotten in Nov. when President Obama is reelected and the far right loonies go into derpaderpa meltdown.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 03:17:08 AM
WaffleStomper: Gyrfalcon: rosebud_the_sled: Newt claims to the be the "truest conservative". Given the examples provided by the current crop of Republicans, I really don't know what that means anymore.

I sincerely wish to have someone describe what a true conservative is and which of any of these candidates fit that definition.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]

TRUE conservative.

I don't think he'd be impressed by any of our current batch of kumquats.

Socialist through and through. Study history dumass

No, this was a socialist:

upload.wikimedia.org

Study history, and also learn to spell. Dumbass.
 
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-03 05:15:51 AM
CuCkOOOOcuk00000@#@##@-'&*
 
hubiestubert [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 06:34:15 AM
I see that Newt has decided to start his New Year off right. Admitting that the Swiftboat campaign was made up BS, and now a case that seated elected officials should just hand over their salary, because as everyone knows, it's not the pittance that the Treasury pays out that gets you a home in the Hamptons.

I wonder if there are any other inadvertent admissions of truth that he'd like to throw the curtain back on before the rest of the field dog piles on him?
 
Diagonal
2012-01-03 06:37:35 AM
mrlewish: Craptastic: So, to state the obvious, words have different meanings when uttered by lawyers. (big surprise, eh?) What constitutes "transferable" when discussing "compensation", if you don't mind me asking?

Simply something you can trade for money. Let's say you worked at some food plant and they allowed you to take goods home as part of your compensation. You could turn around and sell that food for cash, the cash would be taxable as income. With health insurance the health insurance company pays the provider... they take that off their taxes as a business expense. Unless you want a tax bill every time you use your doctor?

... they aren't in the business of providing health insurance just the mullah .

Mullah or moolah?

/not the same
 
thamike [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 07:09:21 AM
This is technically impossible. This is like a kindergarten play.

Kindergarten plays are technically impossible?

1.bp.blogspot.com

will be looking into this.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 07:26:24 AM
Heh... It's really only a matter of time before Newt throws one of his temper tantrums on camera.
 
quatchi
2012-01-03 07:30:59 AM
g4lt: Damn, a nice opportunity for an Obama "u jelly bro" image macro foiled by mobilefark :(

i.qkme.me

That one?

DeltaPunch: For anyone still not sure, these are the things that make you look like racists to the rest of us. Absolutely worthless, petty, hypocritical drivel that was never ONCE suggested for any other President in history. For f*ck's sake you MUST be able to see this...

Very much THIS as well.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-03 07:38:43 AM
WaffleStomper: Gyrfalcon: rosebud_the_sled: Newt claims to the be the "truest conservative". Given the examples provided by the current crop of Republicans, I really don't know what that means anymore.

I sincerely wish to have someone describe what a true conservative is and which of any of these candidates fit that definition.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 200x316]

TRUE conservative.

I don't think he'd be impressed by any of our current batch of kumquats.

Socialist through and through. Study history dumass

hiatler was a totalitarian fascist, read a book once in your life.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-03 08:09:14 AM
Huh?
 
Crunch61
2012-01-03 08:33:47 AM
"Newt Gingrich says..."

*click*

/thanks for making it easy, subby!
 
Jackson Herring [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 09:33:31 AM
Jake Havechek: hiatler was a totalitarian fascist, read a book once in your life.

How can you be so ignorant of history? Hitler was an early 21st century American Dimbocrap who campaigned for Muslim Usurper 0bama. Socialist through and through.
 
MonkeyPundit
2012-01-03 11:13:54 AM
i43.tinypic.com
 
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