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(Washington Post) Dumbass Newt Gingrich says Obama shouldn't take 2012 salary because he won't be in the office much and he doesn't have a pocket constitution to govern with   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 119
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2012-01-02 03:59:24 PM
In that case, Newt, shouldn't the same apply to all those running for President who are currently holding political office and are actively campaigning?

You know, people like Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Ron Paul, etc.
 
2012-01-02 04:16:18 PM
Bathia_Mapes: In that case, Newt, shouldn't the same apply to all those running for President who are currently holding political office and are actively campaigning?

You know, people like Michelle Bachmann, Rick Perry, Ron Paul, etc.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, you mean to tell me Ron Paul takes a money from the government? Next you'll tell me it comes from taxes.
 
2012-01-02 04:27:02 PM
Then by that same token, Newt, you'll be remitting every penny you took in while focusing on the president's sex life during your tenure as speaker, instead of doing your job and legislating? Right?

Ohwait, it totally slipped my mind for a second that we were talking about the biggest hypocrite walking the face of this planet. My bad.
 
2012-01-02 04:53:11 PM
So Newt, did you take a salary while you were campaigning for re-election?
 
2012-01-02 05:03:23 PM
Did Newt yesterday really say he wanted to cut the capital gains tax rate to zero...or did I imagine that?
 
2012-01-02 05:05:29 PM
Occam's Chainsaw: Then by that same token, Newt, you'll be remitting every penny you took in while focusing on the president's sex life during your tenure as speaker, instead of doing your job and legislating? Right?

Ohwait, it totally slipped my mind for a second that we were talking about the biggest hypocrite walking the face of this planet. My bad.


How much money did he give back when he helped shut the government down?
 
2012-01-02 06:12:30 PM
Newt, I would imagine the President of the United States will make more important decisions on the plane between speeches than you have have had to make in your life.
 
2012-01-02 06:32:07 PM
Does Newt come up with this crap, or does his wife? I've wondered lately if she's the eyes behind the campaign.
 
2012-01-02 06:37:37 PM
Generation_D: Does Newt come up with this crap, or does his wife? I've wondered lately if she's the eyes behind the campaign.

www.urantiansojourn.com

EEEEEP
 
2012-01-02 06:39:00 PM
So much shiate is spewed by Newt one would suspect he has a condition causing a reversal of the digestive system with diarrhea from the mouth.

Give him an enema and bury him in a thimble. With room left for two or three more republikkkan candidates.
 
2012-01-02 06:40:15 PM
He also questioned the president's knowledge of the Constitution and derided his ability to work with Congress.
"The comments I heard this morning were outrageously unconstitutional," Gingrich said


Arresting judges who disagree with you, however, is entirely Constitutional.
 
2012-01-02 07:13:20 PM
FTFA:But he added: "Whatever I do tomorrow night will be a victory, because I'm still standing."

i.imgur.com

No, Elton John is still standing.

You, Newt, are out of ideas and increasingly out of time.
 
2012-01-02 07:17:42 PM
GAT_00: So Newt, did you take a salary while you were campaigning for re-election?

THIS

(for some reason, I tend to think took the salary)
 
2012-01-02 07:33:58 PM
Has a Presidential Candidate ever insisted that the incumbent renounce the salary for the office before, or is this another one of those 'Presidenting While Black-Terrorist Fist Jab" type accusations that magically appeared with Fartbama?
 
2012-01-02 07:36:59 PM
TwistedIvory: Generation_D: Does Newt come up with this crap, or does his wife? I've wondered lately if she's the eyes behind the campaign.

[www.urantiansojourn.com image 300x200]

EEEEEP


Stop that Brandon! Don't post that picture. I was drinking water. That shock of that freaky woman's face made the water go down the wrong pipe.

Newt needs to give up the cash he keeps spending on her plastic surgery.
Every time she crosses her legs her mouth snaps open!
 
2012-01-02 07:39:18 PM
Newt is the gift that keeps on giving - sort of a political version of herpes, if you will.
 
2012-01-02 07:39:45 PM
PLEASE GOD MAKE NEWT THE NOMINEE, PLEASE IF YOU LOVE AMERICA YOU WILL MAKE IT SO!!
 
2012-01-02 07:42:18 PM
I assume this means Newt will be returning the money Freddie Mac paid him for... whateverthefarkitwas he did for them.
 
2012-01-02 07:43:48 PM
Add to that the fact that Obama doesn't have a huge Tiffany's bill to pay off. See he doesn't need any money.
 
2012-01-02 07:44:16 PM
lh6.googleusercontent.com
 
2012-01-02 07:45:56 PM
Somacandra: Has a Presidential Candidate ever insisted that the incumbent renounce the salary for the office before, or is this another one of those 'Presidenting While Black-Terrorist Fist Jab" type accusations that magically appeared with Fartbama?

The GOP: Concerned about the economy since November 5, 2008.
 
2012-01-02 07:46:37 PM
Okay, I have held off in pointing this out. But the "say anything" mentality of the Right is totally out of control and I have to say this.

Under Bush, a huge rhetorical club of the Right was the accusation of "partisan bias". To object or question anything the Right did was a failing. That is how it was played and much was done on that basis.

Now that the Right hasn't got it's way, they are being purely contrarian.

There's not a damn thing that the Right says these days that isn't pure partisan crap.

They need to be called on it.
 
2012-01-02 07:48:18 PM
Remember this is from a guy who says the executive office can completely ignore congress's laws and SCOTUS rulings if he wants.

Newt you're an ass!
 
2012-01-02 07:48:48 PM
how can you tell that a republican is saying something stupid?
his lips are moving
 
2012-01-02 07:50:56 PM
Somacandra: FTFA:But he added: "Whatever I do tomorrow night will be a victory, because I'm still standing."

[i.imgur.com image 286x314]

No, Elton John is still standing.

You, Newt, are out of ideas and increasingly out of time.


clarkyclark.files.wordpress.com

Oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh
 
2012-01-02 07:51:05 PM
jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]

That makes him look like Roger Ebert to me.
 
2012-01-02 07:51:51 PM
jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]

Awesome
 
2012-01-02 07:54:18 PM
Bad CEOs shouldn't get any money?

Doesn't sound very Republican...
 
2012-01-02 07:54:45 PM
cretinbob: Add to that the fact that Obama doesn't have a huge Tiffany's bill to pay off. See he doesn't need any money.

So he doesn't care enough about his family to give them shiny rocks! DAMN YOU O-ZINCISGOODENOUGHFORTHEM-BAMA
 
2012-01-02 07:56:36 PM
"He also questioned the president's knowledge of the Constitution and derided his ability to work with Congress."

He went on to criticise Obama for being too white and lacking commitment to the sanctity of marriage.
 
2012-01-02 07:59:24 PM
GGracie: That shock of that freaky woman's face made the water go down the wrong pipe.

She has that effect on people, I imagine.
 
2012-01-02 08:05:52 PM
Show me evidence of Gingrich not taking a salary in 1995 during his shutdown of the federal government and we can talk.
 
2012-01-02 08:11:41 PM
the opposite of charity is justice: Show me evidence of Gingrich not taking a salary in 1995 during his shutdown of the federal government and we can talk.

Does there actually have to be conditions?

Dude is grasping at sour milk smelling bent straws.
 
2012-01-02 08:11:43 PM
It'd probably make me nervous if the politician turned down their salary.

/I like thinking having that 'I pay your salary' card.
//blinded by drink
 
2012-01-02 08:13:43 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Occam's Chainsaw: Then by that same token, Newt, you'll be remitting every penny you took in while focusing on the president's sex life during your tenure as speaker, instead of doing your job and legislating? Right?

Ohwait, it totally slipped my mind for a second that we were talking about the biggest hypocrite walking the face of this planet. My bad.

How much money did he give back when he helped shut the government down?


He still has a kick in his balls from me for that shiat due...

/put me out of my job for a long while without pay like he got...
 
2012-01-02 08:14:24 PM
swedishchef727: It'd probably make me nervous if the any politician turned down their salary.

/I like thinking having that 'I pay your salary' card.
//blinded by drink


FTFM
/can't say I didn't warn you
 
2012-01-02 08:14:27 PM
jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]

I am now tagging you nightmare fuel...
 
2012-01-02 08:16:15 PM
Is he pissed about the signing statements? I thought the GOP loved those things.
 
2012-01-02 08:16:50 PM
edmo: Is he pissed about the signing statements? I thought the GOP loved those things.

Didn't Bush set the all time record?
 
2012-01-02 08:16:56 PM
Fart_Machine: Somacandra: FTFA:But he added: "Whatever I do tomorrow night will be a victory, because I'm still standing."

[i.imgur.com image 286x314]

No, Elton John is still standing.

You, Newt, are out of ideas and increasingly out of time.

[clarkyclark.files.wordpress.com image 602x558]

Oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh


You know, I think we need to hire some private eyes to check on what Newt did with his congressional salary.
 
2012-01-02 08:17:45 PM
Curse of the Goth Kids: jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]

That makes him look like Roger Ebert to me.


Roger Ebert has a better defined jawline than Newt.

/not proud
 
2012-01-02 08:18:10 PM
wait....president of Harvard Law, and degree in constitutional law from Harvard..and Newt questions his knowledge of the constitution...wow
 
2012-01-02 08:22:54 PM
tequilasundae: wait....president of Harvard Law, and degree in constitutional law from Harvard..and Newt questions his knowledge of the constitution...wow

Constitutional knowledge

GOP/teabaggers | everyone else

Fantasy knowledge about Leave it to Beaver America | Knowledge of the cornerstone document to the USA


Hope that helps
 
2012-01-02 08:22:55 PM
Fart_Machine: Oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh-oh, oh


Much obliged. I was hoping to hand that one off :-)

/terrorist fist jab
 
2012-01-02 08:24:02 PM
jaytkay: [lh6.googleusercontent.com image 500x353]

This is what I hear when I see that 'shop (new window).
 
2012-01-02 08:26:30 PM
andrewagill: You know, I think we need to hire some private eyes to check on what Newt did with his congressional salary.

lh6.googleusercontent.com

They are certainly a couple of rich girls. They've taken it too far but they know it don't matter anyway.
 
2012-01-02 08:28:00 PM
When Obama wins and if the GOP has control of the house and senate, I could totally see them raise the president's salary to bankrupt entitlement programs. Then they will deride Obama for being greedy.
 
2012-01-02 08:28:21 PM
weblog.sinteur.com

GIS for "shut up newt"
 
2012-01-02 08:28:33 PM
home.comcast.net
 
2012-01-02 08:29:02 PM
KingPsyz: tequilasundae: wait....president of Harvard Law, and degree in constitutional law from Harvard..and Newt questions his knowledge of the constitution...wow

Constitutional knowledge

GOP/teabaggers | everyone else
Fantasy knowledge about Leave it to Beaver America | Knowledge of the cornerstone document to the USA

Hope that helps


This, pretty much. The pretend constitution and the real Constitution are two different things. One was meant as a framework to be filled in later; it was a compromise document between Federalists and anti-Federalists. The pretend constitution is like the bible: people quote it without knowing what it says. They assume.
 
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