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		Some info to share with the delusional nutbags who are convinced that Mayans piloting UFOs will attack Earth this December (huffingtonpost.com)		70
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AverageAmericanGuy

2012-01-02 03:23:31 PM

I don't mean to dismiss your condescending blog, but why would I want to believe this when it's common knowledge that the Reptilians have infiltrated the media and are using it to broadcast their messages intended to lull us into complacency making us ripe for elimination this December?

I feel like Rowdy Roddy Piper without the cool sunglasses here.

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-02 03:24:06 PM

I'm not Mayen and missed out on both raptures so I'm safe to die with the planet right?

Jake Havechek

2012-01-02 03:24:45 PM

You fear me? So you should. All you who are vile. Would you like to know how you will die? The sacred time is near. Beware the blackness of day. Beware the man who brings the jaguar. Behold him reborn from mud and earth. For the one he takes you to will cancel the sky, and scratch out the earth. Scratch you out. And end your world. He's with us now. Day will be like night. And the man jaguar will lead you to your end.

shinjitsuism

2012-01-02 03:25:44 PM

Mad_Radhu

2012-01-02 03:25:47 PM

This is how incorrect information gets spread around. According to Bob, it will actually be alien sex goddesses piloting those UFOs.

Deep Contact

2012-01-02 03:25:51 PM

We will defeat them with germs or at least cover it up.

xevian

2012-01-02 03:26:47 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to dismiss your condescending blog, but why would I want to believe this when it's common knowledge that the Reptilians have infiltrated the media and are using it to broadcast their messages intended to lull us into complacency making us ripe for elimination this December?

I feel like Rowdy Roddy Piper without the cool sunglasses here.

All glory to the Hypno Toad!

BalugaJoe

2012-01-02 03:27:38 PM

Mayans are burning cars in LA and one Mayan is on top of Mt. Rainer shooting people.

StrikitRich

2012-01-02 03:28:35 PM

The 2012 mania is just another attempt to fleece the weak minded out of there money an into survival shelters just like Y2K.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-02 03:28:53 PM

Plus there could have been another artifact with a continuance in the calendar that was never found or was lost. The Conquistadors destroyed a shiatload of paleo-Indian cultural artifacts because they were "un-Christian".

hillary

2012-01-02 03:29:21 PM

I am in contact with the Mayans on a somewhat irregular basis, and I can assure you that they have no plans to end the world in December of this year.

//no, you can't know the rest yet, because it is a surprise
///unless you are willing to send me $200 via PayPal

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-01-02 03:29:32 PM

Apocalyptic predictions are nothing new.
Here's a nice list (new window).

This is a curious phenomenon. I wonder if it's an expression of the creeping fear and realization of human mortality, like religion is a way of seeking solace and peace of mind against a seemingly random and indifferent universe.

/The world effectively ends when we die. For the rest of us, it keeps on going.

MoronLessOff

2012-01-02 03:29:36 PM

MurphyMurphy

2012-01-02 03:31:18 PM

I think crazy people are just great and I enjoy watching their hijinks.

As long as they are downwind and don't try to touch me.

Forgot_my_password_again

2012-01-02 03:31:40 PM

well first off Mr. Writer of Article, talking points need to be in bullet point format.

second, anyone who still believes it won't be convinced until they wake up not dead in january 2013.

Sim Tree

2012-01-02 03:32:58 PM

some archeologists beleive the end of the Mayan Long Count was Oct. 28, 2011

Snnk snkx BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

lordaction

2012-01-02 03:36:07 PM

Too bad there is no such thing as "Mayans". Kind of like calling them Canadian Geese.

Mad_Radhu

2012-01-02 03:36:49 PM

Meh. SAMCRO has gotten hold of some black market Iterociters, so we'll be okay.

J. Frank Parnell

2012-01-02 03:38:54 PM

Sim Tree: some archeologists beleive the end of the Mayan Long Count was Oct. 28, 2011

Snnk snkx BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I just checked youtube for a UFO sighting from that day, and got this. Note the location.

/thunder on the soundtrack

macdaddy357

2012-01-02 03:42:20 PM

If you believe the world is ending, you don't need money. I don't think it will, so send me yours. Sorry, no refunds if the world continues to exist.

make me some tea

2012-01-02 03:43:35 PM

This whole thing was, of course, propagated by the History Channel to get ratings.

I'm sorry Mayans, you've all been duped.

JRoo

2012-01-02 03:45:37 PM

Mayans, ha ha, that's just silly.

Now when is Obama gonna produce the really real, secret, third birth certificate so I know his published birth isn't part of a giant conspiracy to put a Kenyan Muslim in the White House and bring about an end to the United States?

upright_apes_r_us

2012-01-02 03:45:38 PM

Mayannaise has to be their greatest invention, it revolutionized samiches.

/I don't want to say it was made by reverse engineering of extraterrestrial technology, but...........................................

bearded clamorer

2012-01-02 03:46:08 PM

What a Mayan collander might look like

theBigBigEye

2012-01-02 03:47:31 PM

Suggested movie tagline:

"This year the aliens are having a party....
....In their pants."

Evil Mackerel

2012-01-02 03:50:33 PM

MoronLessOff: AverageAmericanGuy: I don't mean to dismiss your condescending blog, but why would I want to believe this when it's common knowledge that the Reptilians have infiltrated the media and are using it to broadcast their messages intended to lull us into complacency making us ripe for elimination this December?

I feel like Rowdy Roddy Piper without the cool sunglasses here.

So, you got the contacts, too?
[t3.gstatic.com image 284x177]

great movie

santadog

2012-01-02 03:51:29 PM

A good friend of mine lived with the Hopi for 10 years, and photographed more rock paintings in that area than any white boy ever.

He explained to me that the Hopi and Mayan had ties, and what is said about 2012 and the Mayan calendar is: 2012 brings a New World Age, and the only warning is that "we" are suppose to think about how to enter this age.

offmymeds

2012-01-02 03:51:37 PM

marius2

2012-01-02 03:55:07 PM

He sourced something which correctly used the term Maya and then went about calling them Mayans the rest of the article. Hooray for journalism!

Tergiversada

2012-01-02 03:59:42 PM

Is this by the Julian calendar equivalent of December 2012 or the Gregorian calendar equivalent of December 2012?

MrSid

2012-01-02 04:00:47 PM

I'll believe the Maya about as much as I'll believe Dixon.

skepticblog.org

She's not psychic, she just has a headache.

upright_apes_r_us

2012-01-02 04:07:13 PM

MrSid
I'll believe the Maya about as much as I'll believe Dixon.

Not too sexy either.
I haven't heard anyone singing, "I wish I was In Dixon hurray hurray ....... way down south in Dixon.....................

Bauer

2012-01-02 04:13:54 PM

i saw an orb in 1996...so i'm getting a kick out of these replies.

some of you deserve to be cat food.

well?

at least i'm honest.

Fodder_Jack

2012-01-02 04:18:35 PM

Begoggle

2012-01-02 04:21:54 PM

I don't think anyone actually believes this.
Most who say they are (especially on the internet) are trolling.
They are all looking for attention in various ways.
Some of them think that if they convince other people they really believe this stuff, it will get them attention/sympathy.

gbv23

2012-01-02 04:27:34 PM

We will be entering the Aeon of Horus, The Crowned & Conquering Child (and be done with the age of Osiris the dying-god or slave-god as Hitchens might say)

In other words, we'll start waking-up to how we've been co-creating our experience UNconsiously all along, and now we can start to do it consciously. It will be a crumbling of old paradigms while YOU try to cling to your out-moded worldview and are left-behind.

BizarroHulk

2012-01-02 04:29:47 PM

StrikitRich: The 2012 mania is just another attempt to fleece the weak minded out of there money an into survival shelters just like Y2K.

Ha! My Y2K shelter will work just fine with this apocalypse, or the next. Plus now I have an actual Vault-tec lunchboxes for my survival supplies!

farm4.static.flickr.com

HighZoolander

2012-01-02 04:31:35 PM

Let me get this straight - people don't believe that modern scientists could possibly predict climate changes over the course of 50 years because the climate is too complex to possibly understand, but people do believe that ancient Mayans could accurately predict across a thousand years or more that the world would end on a particular day?

Because the Mayans had amazing calendar technology?

Do people not realize that we have calendars too, right now?

/They may even have one in their own house, waiting, patiently waiting...

W. T. Fark

2012-01-02 04:40:56 PM

lwpengy

2012-01-02 04:45:44 PM

Tergiversada: Is this by the Julian calendar equivalent of December 2012 or the Gregorian calendar equivalent of December 2012?

And was it carried by an African swallow, or a European swallow?

KrispyKritter

2012-01-02 04:53:50 PM

according to the old farmer's almanac, john mayonnaise and the bluesbreakers will be playing live that night. bring a light jacket just in case.

FloydA

2012-01-02 05:03:49 PM

What a UFO pilot might look like.

zippythechimp

2012-01-02 05:05:56 PM

Right.

Contrabulous Flabtraption

2012-01-02 05:12:09 PM

HighZoolander: Let me get this straight - people don't believe that modern scientists could possibly predict climate changes over the course of 50 years because the climate is too complex to possibly understand, but people do believe that ancient Mayans could accurately predict across a thousand years or more that the world would end on a particular day?

Because the Mayans had amazing calendar technology?

Do people not realize that we have calendars too, right now?

/They may even have one in their own house, waiting, patiently waiting...

People just like to believe in crazy-ass shiat because it's fun. Believing in global warming is boring as f*ck.

FloydA

2012-01-02 05:14:49 PM

Porous Horace

2012-01-02 06:04:58 PM

Give us this day some of your manna
As this desert is no savannah
Spare us today even if we're no good
For your world is better than ours

For ever and ever and ever and ever ...

Hypothetical Imperative

2012-01-02 06:14:59 PM

santadog: A good friend of mine lived with the Hopi for 10 years, and photographed more rock paintings in that area than any white boy ever.

He explained to me that the Hopi and Mayan had ties, and what is said about 2012 and the Mayan calendar is: 2012 brings a New World Age, and the only warning is that "we" are suppose to think about how to enter this age.

This is what I've heard from people educated in those and other cultures as well. There are hopes or beliefs that a new age will begin but no one really expects the end of anything in particular.

When your calendar ends you start a new one.

FloydA

2012-01-02 06:21:48 PM

santadog:

He explained to me that the Hopi and Mayan had ties,

It's true!

Badgers

2012-01-02 06:40:28 PM

The alpacalypse _is_ coming:

2.bp.blogspot.com

As it was foretold by the Wayans:

i.imgur.com

delathi

2012-01-02 06:41:54 PM

Hypothetical Imperative: santadog: A good friend of mine lived with the Hopi for 10 years, and photographed more rock paintings in that area than any white boy ever.

He explained to me that the Hopi and Mayan had ties, and what is said about 2012 and the Mayan calendar is: 2012 brings a New World Age, and the only warning is that "we" are suppose to think about how to enter this age.

This is what I've heard from people educated in those and other cultures as well. There are hopes or beliefs that a new age will begin but no one really expects the end of anything in particular.

When your calendar ends you start a new one.

That and the fact that the Mayan calendar missed the START of the world by a few billion years, so I'm not all that concerned for their accuracy on its ending.

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