If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Politico) Silly Santorum blasts Bill O'Reilly for refusing to put him on the program. O'Reilly expected to cite FCC decency laws strictly prohibiting showing santorum on television   (politico.com) divider line 53
More: Silly, Bill O'Reilly, conservative media, Mark Halperin  
•       •       •

1353 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Jan 2012 at 4:27 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



53 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-01-02 02:46:33 PM
F*ck it, we'll spew it live!
 
2012-01-02 02:50:09 PM
O'Reilly are you ready for your Santorum Blast?
img.perezhilton.com
 
2012-01-02 03:13:28 PM
dtdstudios.com
 
2012-01-02 03:47:50 PM
"Bill O'Reilly has refused to put me on his program. As far as he was concerned I wasn't a worthy enough candidate to earn a spot to sit across from him and be on his program."

Gotdamn it....now I have to actually agree with Bill f*cking O'Reilly about something.
 
2012-01-02 03:52:49 PM
Weaver95: "Bill O'Reilly has refused to put me on his program. As far as he was concerned I wasn't a worthy enough candidate to earn a spot to sit across from him and be on his program."

Gotdamn it....now I have to actually agree with Bill f*cking O'Reilly about something.


You can't explain that.
 
2012-01-02 04:25:20 PM
img812.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-02 04:30:05 PM
Santorum has lost the Fox primary.
 
2012-01-02 04:30:07 PM
you can't halt the spread of santorum, bill
 
2012-01-02 04:40:10 PM
media2.newsobserver.com
 
2012-01-02 04:42:02 PM
And yet if you ask him, the democrats are the party of victimization.
 
2012-01-02 04:59:31 PM
"Bill O'Reilly has refused to put me on his program. As far as he was concerned I wasn't a worthy enough candidate to earn a spot to sit across from him and be on his program."

Well even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
2012-01-02 05:01:33 PM
Santorum would bring the falafel, but that's terrorist food.
 
2012-01-02 05:04:38 PM
21-7-b: you can't halt the spread of santorum, bill

All that falafel action won't help either.
 
2012-01-02 05:05:03 PM
FCC decency laws

FOX News is on cable to circumvent FCC laws. For the most part, the FCC can't touch what you pay for.

/Sirius-XM, cable, et cetera
//Yes, I know what you were getting at
 
2012-01-02 05:06:28 PM
Sock Ruh Tease: Santorum would bring the falafel, but that's terrorist food.

You have it the wrong way around.
 
2012-01-02 05:18:22 PM
reason.com
 
2012-01-02 05:34:03 PM
Came for the santorum blast. Leaving disappointed.
 
2012-01-02 05:45:36 PM
Is this still clever and witty in the same way that "Hurr Michael Moore is fat!" is still clever and witty?
 
2012-01-02 05:48:57 PM
GoldSpider: Is this still clever and witty in the same way that "Hurr Michael Moore is fat!" is still clever and witty?

I think the santorum jokes are funny, but I'm sophomoric that way.

In any case, isn't name calling the only kind of "humor" that hardcore Republicans understand?
 
2012-01-02 05:57:41 PM
The Green Manalishi: Came for the santorum blast. Leaving disappointed.

m.motherjones.com
 
2012-01-02 05:58:56 PM
sprag: I think the santorum jokes are funny, but I'm sophomoric that way

Santorum enthusiasts favorite number two? Bachmann. (new window)

How'm I doin'?
 
2012-01-02 06:00:47 PM
GoldSpider: Is this still clever and witty in the same way that "Hurr Michael Moore is fat!" is still clever and witty?

The funny part is that the current not-Romney and not-Paul(who Billo has previously dismissed) is whining about not getting on the Fair & Balanced network's top show. The juvenile joke is just a bonus.

From over here(the left) it's just one big clown show.
 
2012-01-02 06:08:50 PM
elchip: The Green Manalishi: Came for the santorum blast. Leaving disappointed.

[m.motherjones.com image 500x437]


cdn.dailypainters.com
 
2012-01-02 06:09:52 PM
Hey guys, have you tried googling the word Santorum? Pretty nasty stuff ole Ricky is into.
 
2012-01-02 06:14:43 PM
GoldSpider: Is this still clever and witty in the same way that "Hurr Michael Moore is fat!" is still clever and witty?

It was funny when Dan Savage ran the contest to define his name, sure.
But Fark, like Saturday Night Live, must beat the ever loving hell out of anything even remotely funny.
 
2012-01-02 06:19:57 PM
ongbok: elchip: The Green Manalishi: Came for the santorum blast. Leaving disappointed.

[m.motherjones.com image 500x437]

[cdn.dailypainters.com image 338x425]


i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-02 06:29:21 PM
Heard just a few minutes ago on NPR, in a discussion of (dear God, let it stop) the Iowa caucuses:

"Well, Mara, here are two words we didn't expect to use together: 'Santorum' and 'surge'."
 
2012-01-02 06:34:16 PM
I'm getting tired of all this talk of "the santorum surge."
 
2012-01-02 06:47:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-02 07:03:09 PM
Gonna be a frothy comeback.
 
2012-01-02 07:08:04 PM
BuckTurgidson: Heard just a few minutes ago on NPR, in a discussion of (dear God, let it stop) the Iowa caucuses:

"Well, Mara, here are two words we didn't expect to use together: 'Santorum' and 'surge'."


That is awesome. I am so glad that weasel gets that stuck to him *snert* for the rest of his life.
 
2012-01-02 07:08:35 PM
I finally understand O'Reilly's loofah obsession.
 
2012-01-02 07:11:10 PM
 
2012-01-02 07:11:37 PM
Uh oh Billo. You done screwed up.

i285.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-02 07:20:09 PM
I don't get santorum. It's just semen. You don't call an airplane "Patterson" only when it's landing.
 
2012-01-02 07:21:48 PM
DarnoKonrad: ongbok: elchip: The Green Manalishi: Came for the santorum blast. Leaving disappointed.

[m.motherjones.com image 500x437]

[cdn.dailypainters.com image 338x425]

[i.imgur.com image 640x430]


That's not a milkshake, is it?
 
2012-01-02 07:28:48 PM
moothemagiccow: I don't get santorum. It's just semen. You don't call an airplane "Patterson" only when it's landing.

wtf, you have no idea what santorum means.

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.


No semen or even penis necessary.
 
2012-01-02 07:48:55 PM
jaytkay: Mmmmmmmmm, Santorum.

A Pizza Ranch manager in Boone, Iowa, has renamed the restaurant's chicken salad "Santorum Salad," after Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. (new window)


Just don't ask what's in the dressing.
 
2012-01-02 07:49:41 PM
12349876: Uh oh Billo. You done screwed up.

[i285.photobucket.com image 574x112]


He didn't capitalize Santorum. Maybe it's supposed to be a clue that Murdoch's been punking the right all along.
 
2012-01-02 07:50:01 PM
stoli n coke: jaytkay: Mmmmmmmmm, Santorum.

A Pizza Ranch manager in Boone, Iowa, has renamed the restaurant's chicken salad "Santorum Salad," after Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. (new window)

Just don't ask what's in the dressing.


And don't ask for your salad to be tossed.
 
2012-01-02 09:40:49 PM
12349876: stoli n coke: jaytkay: Mmmmmmmmm, Santorum.

A Pizza Ranch manager in Boone, Iowa, has renamed the restaurant's chicken salad "Santorum Salad," after Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum. (new window)

Just don't ask what's in the dressing.

And don't ask for your salad to be tossed.


this all sounds like it will leave a bad taste in voter's mouths.
 
2012-01-02 10:00:30 PM
Notabunny: sprag: I think the santorum jokes are funny, but I'm sophomoric that way

Santorum enthusiasts favorite number two? Bachmann. (new window)

How'm I doin'?


Very nice!
 
2012-01-02 10:59:38 PM
12349876: moothemagiccow: I don't get santorum. It's just semen. You don't call an airplane "Patterson" only when it's landing.

wtf, you have no idea what santorum means.

The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

No semen or even penis necessary.


guess i need to read my buttfarking manual
 
2012-01-02 11:03:49 PM
This is not good when you google Rick Santorum (new window) the correct result is now at #4 we are going to have to correct it

/Rick Santorum (new window)
//Rick Santorum (new window)
///Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)
 
2012-01-02 11:04:52 PM
well that sucks the filters only let you link the same site 10 times
Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)Rick Santorum (new window)
 
2012-01-03 12:28:52 AM
I can hardly wait to hear how they explain all this in a History Channel documentary in the year 2052.
First, you gotta audio-imagine the voice of Edward Hermann ...
 
2012-01-03 01:32:32 AM
This just in: Five minutes ago on CNN, Anderson Cooper said "Santorum supporters are fluid, they're changeable."
 
2012-01-03 02:44:37 AM
cardex: well that sucks the filters only let you link the same site 10 times

Trust me, it's no longer necessary.
 
2012-01-03 03:16:23 AM
reason.com
reason.com
reason.com

gee I just never get tired of this simply dreadful picture
 
2012-01-03 03:40:21 AM
Check out this picture of Santorum's son all grown up and posing for the cameras. For someone who's dressed all small town country boy, he's sure got the red carpet pose down pat.

s3-ec.buzzfed.com

/link's hot
 
Displayed 50 of 53 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »