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The eleven most intriguing missing persons of 2011. Eight are pretty white girls, with a token black girl, a white boy, and one ugly girl
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namatad
2012-01-02 01:38:29 PM
well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-02 01:45:38 PM
namatad
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well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
At least half of them have been abducted into the Fox News anchor pool.
Fart_Machine
2012-01-02 02:30:01 PM
Do you hear me? Do you care?
MoronLessOff
2012-01-02 02:30:58 PM
DarnoKonrad
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namatad: well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
At least half of them have been abducted into the Fox News anchor pool.
Wow. This got retarded fast.
namatad
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well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
This.
Another Government Employee
2012-01-02 02:31:56 PM
namatad
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well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
Probably true.
Probably deceased within six hours of disappearance.
9beers
2012-01-02 02:31:56 PM
Demographics of the USA
64% White
16% Hispanic
12% Black
5% Asian
Doesn't it make sense that most missing persons cases would involve white people?
pxlboy
2012-01-02 02:32:15 PM
What is it with females disappearing in Aruba?
merkey88
2012-01-02 02:32:52 PM
namatad
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well, the odds are that they are all dead already.
sorry people still holding false hopes, but they are not in hiding.
some are already dead. such as the woman from Maryland, who washed ashore a day (or maybe a couple) after she went missing.
mitchcumstein1
2012-01-02 02:32:57 PM
White women:
DO NOT GO TO ARUBA
, you will be killed and thrown in the ocean.
That is all.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-02 02:33:08 PM
Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
bdub77
2012-01-02 02:33:13 PM
pxlboy
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What is it with females disappearing in Aruba?
It's like that song: "Aruba, Jamaica, oooh I'm gonna take you"
MoronLessOff
2012-01-02 02:35:35 PM
squealie
2012-01-02 02:36:00 PM
Aaliyah Lunsford's first name is spelled "Aliayah."
/from here in West Virginia
//sad, sad stories all of them
ImRonBurgundy
2012-01-02 02:36:57 PM
Kids are like Smartphones. If you don't find them in the first 12 hours, they are probably dead.
Adjective Bird Whiskey
2012-01-02 02:37:19 PM
Wait, are the babies part of the pretty white girls?
J. Frank Parnell
2012-01-02 02:37:20 PM
in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-02 02:37:32 PM
apeiron242
2012-01-02 02:37:34 PM
"Robyn" (in quotes for being misspelled) looks like the Jack Nicholson Joker.
namegoeshere
2012-01-02 02:37:55 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
Also, I can't access the page, so I'll guess: Baby Lisa, Sky Metalwala... who else?
Baby Lisa's mother killed her. Also Sky's mother. Statistics and their behavior say I'm right.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-02 02:38:18 PM
pxlboy
:
What is it with females disappearing in Aruba?
Some people speculate that it's because in Aruba, you can't be charged with murder unless a body is found, and it's really easy to dispose of a body there. So if you want to kill someone and get away with it, do it in Aruba.
strangecondition
2012-01-02 02:40:07 PM
Jhessye Shockley is said to be confirmed dead by local media. It's just a matter of finding the body in a landfill which is said to be worse than finding a needle in a haystack. The missing girls siblings paint a terrible story of a mother that had been previously jailed for child abuse and made the little girls life miserable. (girl was born right when mother was going into jail for 3 years for abuse). I helped hand out flyers when this went down and it's just a horrible story.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-02 02:40:32 PM
namegoeshere
:
Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
Also, I can't access the page, so I'll guess: Baby Lisa, Sky Metalwala... who else?
Baby Lisa's mother killed her. Also Sky's mother. Statistics and their behavior say I'm right.
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
Tara Calico
Brostorm
2012-01-02 02:41:48 PM
Missing white women
Egalitarian
2012-01-02 02:42:21 PM
Well remember, some folks'll turn up in home-made dungeons.
Zombie DJ
2012-01-02 02:43:11 PM
Heh..lotta people on here think watching Cold Case makes them detectives.
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2012-01-02 02:44:46 PM
J. Frank Parnell
:
in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
DreamyAltarBoy
2012-01-02 02:44:56 PM
J. Frank Parnell
:
in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
Miller, did you do a lot of acid back in the hippy days?
namegoeshere
2012-01-02 02:45:11 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
namegoeshere: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
Tara Calico
Ah. Tks. Odd...
Lone Stranger
2012-01-02 02:45:40 PM
72.7% white peoples problems
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-02 02:46:18 PM
J. Frank Parnell
:
in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
Thats why I take the bus see..
bump
2012-01-02 02:47:05 PM
They're not missing, they're safely tucked away amidst bags of lime and various household enzymes under my floor boards.
21-7-b
2012-01-02 02:48:57 PM
dragoncon this year, anyone?
voodoomedic
2012-01-02 02:50:07 PM
9beers
:
Demographics of the USA
64% White
16% Hispanic
12% Black
5% Asian
Doesn't it make sense that most missing persons cases would involve white people?
Or, perhaps white women are simply more desirable targets of kidnapping?
WaltzingMathilda
2012-01-02 02:51:25 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
namegoeshere: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
Also, I can't access the page, so I'll guess: Baby Lisa, Sky Metalwala... who else?
Baby Lisa's mother killed her. Also Sky's mother. Statistics and their behavior say I'm right.
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
Tara Calico
it's weird how that bound and gagged girl looks way younger and not very much at all like all the other pictures of tara calico.
BigLuca
2012-01-02 02:53:38 PM
White people problems
DubyaHater
2012-01-02 02:56:38 PM
the_vegetarian_cannibal
:
J. Frank Parnell: in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
[crowdfusion.myspacecdn.com image 553x484]
Would somebody explain the origin of the meme? Maybe post a link to a video of something.
cousndick
2012-01-02 02:56:54 PM
They found the Natzke woman
yesterday.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-02 02:58:26 PM
WaltzingMathilda
:
Teen Wolf Blitzer: namegoeshere: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
Also, I can't access the page, so I'll guess: Baby Lisa, Sky Metalwala... who else?
Baby Lisa's mother killed her. Also Sky's mother. Statistics and their behavior say I'm right.
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
Tara Calico
it's weird how that bound and gagged girl looks way younger and not very much at all like all the other pictures of tara calico.
Yeah, there are theories that it's not her, but apparently there's an identifying scar on her right leg.
the_vegetarian_cannibal
2012-01-02 02:58:43 PM
DubyaHater
:
the_vegetarian_cannibal: J. Frank Parnell: in America, thousands of people go missing every year. Nobody knows where they go. Just like, disappear.
But if you think about it, you realize something. There had to be a time when there was no people, right? Well where did all these people come from, hmm? I'll tell you where: The Future. Where did all these people disappear to? The past. And how'd they get there? Flying Saucers, which are really time machines.
[crowdfusion.myspacecdn.com image 553x484]
Would somebody explain the origin of the meme? Maybe post a link to a video of something.
Ask and ye shall
receive
.
Gleeman
2012-01-02 02:58:52 PM
Roxy Monoxide
2012-01-02 03:00:36 PM
9beers
:
Demographics of the USA
64% White
16% Hispanic
12% Black
5% Asian
Doesn't it make sense that most missing persons cases would involve white people?
Maybe, but demographics and media coverage are two separate things. I watch the news and remember hearing a quick blurb,
one
, about the Arizona girl featured in the newslink. The others' stories were featured ex-ten-sive-ly. Nothin' new here folks.
Gleeman
2012-01-02 03:03:26 PM
9beers
:
Demographics of the USA
64% White
16% Hispanic
12% Black
5% Asian
Doesn't it make sense that most missing persons cases would involve white people?
rogue_L_chick
2012-01-02 03:09:35 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
namegoeshere: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
Also, I can't access the page, so I'll guess: Baby Lisa, Sky Metalwala... who else?
Baby Lisa's mother killed her. Also Sky's mother. Statistics and their behavior say I'm right.
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
Tara Calico
Kinda messed up that the lie site about her disappearance crop the pic so the boy's not in it. "yeah, there are two gagged folks in this pic, but the girl is the one we really want." maybe someone would recognize the kid first and provide some connection to locate them both? Seems shortsighted and a bit alloys, to me.
Mock26
2012-01-02 03:09:56 PM
"Lauren Spierer, 20, was last seen on June 3 leaving a sports bar at 4:30 a.m. in Bloomington, Ind., where she had just finished her sophomore year at Indiana University."
Proof that underage drinking is bad.
rogue_L_chick
2012-01-02 03:10:48 PM
So many typos.
*Alloys= callous
namatad
2012-01-02 03:13:14 PM
9beers
:
Demographics of the USA
64% White
16% Hispanic
12% Black
5% Asian
Doesn't it make sense that most missing persons cases would involve white people?
wait wait wait wait
dont confuse things with your "facts"
namatad
2012-01-02 03:14:43 PM
rogue_L_chick
:
So many typos.
*Alloys= callous
possibly the funniest typo of all time
(auto correct for the fail?)
patternmatch
2012-01-02 03:15:52 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
WaltzingMathilda: Teen Wolf Blitzer: namegoeshere: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Not from 2011, but still one of the more intriguing cases:
[piperpost.net image 368x375]
What is that, please?
It's a photo of Tara Calico, who disappeared when she was jogging one day. The polaroid was found outside of a convenience store 9 months after her disappearance, near where a van had been parked.
it's weird how that bound and gagged girl looks way younger and not very much at all like all the other pictures of tara calico.
Yeah, there are theories that it's not her, but apparently there's an identifying scar on her right leg.
Regardless of whether or not it's Calico, that photo freaks me out. I first saw it many years ago on Unsolved Mysteries and I have never forgotten it. Seeing such a stark picture of (apparent) kidnap victims makes me think of what must have been going through their minds at that moment. I can hardly imagine what a person (especially a teenage girl or young boy) in a situation like that would be feeling.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-02 03:18:37 PM
Egalitarian
:
Well remember, some folks'll turn up in home-made dungeons.
This or dead for the two twenty year olds.
3StratMan
2012-01-02 03:23:41 PM
Where's D'wan?
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