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(The Daily Beast) Amusing How nasty is the 2012 election going to get? Well, it hasn't offically started yet, and Mitt Romey has already compared Barack Obama to Kim Kardashian   (thedailybeast.com) divider line 56
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2012-01-02 01:02:11 PM
Nasty? biatch, please, that was funny. But then again, Fark's politics tab has gone full Kos for months so this is no surprise.
 
2012-01-02 01:25:46 PM
whar dat ass 0bama, whar?
 
2012-01-02 01:40:33 PM
If that's the best he's got, this is going to be a frakkin' BORING election cycle.

That zinger-comparing Obama to Kim Kardashian, who is famously divorcing Kris Humphries after only 72 days-got a laugh this morning from Romney's wife, Ann. "He likes to have fun," she told Fox News Monday

Did anyone else read that in the voice of Maude Flanders?
 
2012-01-02 01:45:46 PM
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2012-01-02 01:55:28 PM
It is really painful hearing Romney deliver the zingers they've written up for him. So clunky.
 
2012-01-02 01:57:45 PM
At least he didn't compare him to Kim Jung-Un.
 
2012-01-02 01:58:58 PM
It's like when the "cool" Guidance Counselor would start an assembly with his "wacky jokes"
 
2012-01-02 01:59:15 PM
Does anyone think that Romney is going to be the actual candidate?

He's pretty clearly the only one remotely qualified, but Republican voters seem terrified of his Magic Underpants.
 
2012-01-02 02:00:08 PM
Ordell: Nasty? biatch, please, that was funny.

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2012-01-02 02:01:17 PM
It amuses me when Republicans make bad pop culture references. Probably also why they are no good at comedy.
 
2012-01-02 02:02:39 PM
Hickory-smoked: Does anyone think that Romney is going to be the actual candidate?

He's pretty clearly the only one remotely qualified, but Republican voters seem terrified of his Magic Underpants.


You know that ObamaCare/RomneyCare joke some liberal farkers stole from Free Republic, with no irony? Yeah.
 
2012-01-02 02:04:46 PM
Mr. Coffee Nerves: It's like when the "cool" Guidance Counselor would start an assembly with his "wacky jokes"

Mitt is the Poochie of the Republican party
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2012-01-02 02:05:05 PM
Kevin72: At least he didn't compare him to Kim Jung-Un.

It's only January. That's September material.
 
2012-01-02 02:05:35 PM
Ordell: Nasty? biatch, please, that was funny. But then again, Fark's politics tab has gone full Kos for months so this is no surprise.

Don't like reality creeping in, eh? Might as well head back to FreeRepublic, then. They're about as far from reality as you can get.
 
2012-01-02 02:05:47 PM
thomps: whar dat ass 0bama, whar?

Right here.

www.shoppingblog.com
 
2012-01-02 02:06:00 PM
Jake Havechek: It amuses me when Republicans make bad pop culture references. Probably also why they are no good at comedy.

Comedy requires two things - empathy and skepticism of authority. Conservatives have neither.
 
2012-01-02 02:06:24 PM
Uh, Willard? Kim Kardashian had the gumption and can-do entrepreneurial spirit to make a sex tape. Did you do anything to "earn" your wealth aside from praying to your cult for your father to die?
 
2012-01-02 02:09:07 PM
But Mr. Romney, don't you think Ms. Kardashian's vast wealth that she did not earn on her own merits and talents qualify her to be a JOB CREATOR?
 
2012-01-02 02:10:27 PM
White Presidents drive like this. Black Presidents drive like this.
 
2012-01-02 02:10:45 PM
Lame joke. And Mitt Romney is the last person to be making jokes about different positions.
 
2012-01-02 02:10:50 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: You know that ObamaCare/RomneyCare joke some liberal farkers stole from Free Republic, with no irony? Yeah.

I missed that one, so you'll have to explain.
 
2012-01-02 02:11:38 PM
Alphax: Lame joke. And Mitt Romney is the last person to be making jokes about different positions.

He proved in France he can't even do missionary right.
 
2012-01-02 02:12:17 PM
Obama a reality TV star? A fairer comparison to Kim would be

iranpoliticsclub.net
 
2012-01-02 02:13:03 PM
He meant "...since any of the Gingrich weddings and 'till death do us part.'" Easy mistake.
 
2012-01-02 02:13:08 PM
The only funny thing about Romney is his Paulie Walnuts white hair wings.
 
2012-01-02 02:21:01 PM
Jake Havechek: The only funny thing about Romney is his Paulie Walnuts white hair wings.

Paulie Walnuts
+ Gordon Gekko
+ Mormon Magical Underwear
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2012-01-02 02:25:39 PM
EyeballKid: Uh, Willard? Kim Kardashian had the gumption and can-do entrepreneurial spirit to make a sex tape. Did you do anything to "earn" your wealth aside from praying to your cult for your father to die?

Sure he did. Destroying American companies, throwing their employees out of work, and looting the carcasses is a tough job.
 
2012-01-02 02:27:37 PM
Have to admit, that's funny....................
 
2012-01-02 02:29:19 PM
Death_Poot: Have to admit, that's funny....................

You have little to no sense of humor, if you think Mitt Romney is funny.
 
2012-01-02 02:31:41 PM
It will be no contest. Obama has continually shown a knack for backhanding Republicans such that they have no true response but to ignore it and move on. Romney's insults will always be schoolyard/stockyard grade. Not that it will matter to the GOP base.

Checkers vs. chess and all that.
 
2012-01-02 02:32:14 PM
Mit's down with the kids. He knows all the Star Wars references.
 
2012-01-02 02:35:11 PM
You know, there's a difference between being President, and doing the President's job.

Many of the other candidates seem to have a larger purpose (be it good or bad, according to your preferences), for seeking the job of President.

Romney, to me, just seems to want to 'be' President.

If I could vote in the election, that alone would be enough to stop me from voting for him.
 
2012-01-02 02:36:47 PM
Mitt also has several funny stories about the dirigible rides he used to take from Prussia to Siam.
 
2012-01-02 02:38:59 PM
People are sick of Republicans, you have to ask yourself, Which Democrat you want to be President? Obama or Romney?
 
2012-01-02 02:39:32 PM
"You have little to no sense of humor, if you think Mitt Romney is funny."

I smell butthurt............
 
2012-01-02 02:43:25 PM
Death_Poot: I smell butthurt............

Please don't throw around 4chanisms like "butthurt" if you don't know what they mean. It's uncomfortable to watch.
 
2012-01-02 02:51:27 PM
John Kerry is at it again? Didn't the Democrats learn their lesson in 2004?
 
2012-01-02 02:51:42 PM
Magic Shorts Mitt's zingers?

/I prefer Dolly Madison's
//they have better taste
 
2012-01-02 02:54:03 PM
"Please don't throw around 4chanisms like "butthurt" if you don't know what they mean. It's uncomfortable to watch."

Considering the responses to this one ditty here from a Repub writer who's slinging a cheap shot, the howls of outrage later this year are gonna be fun to watch when Obama gets anything other than a softball question, or gets called another name .

And, yes, Romney is a dumbass.

Also, I know what "butthurt" means, so stop with the superiority act.......................
 
2012-01-02 03:05:19 PM
The only thing holding the GOP together at this point is their shared, albeit schizophrenic, hatred for Obama. This is why whenever they're forced to deal with their own party (i.e., the primaries) they completely implode.

GOP: Not angry but #1 with angry people
 
2012-01-02 03:06:15 PM
Here Comes Everybody: EyeballKid: Uh, Willard? Kim Kardashian had the gumption and can-do entrepreneurial spirit to make a sex tape. Did you do anything to "earn" your wealth aside from praying to your cult for your father to die?

Sure he did. Destroying American companies, throwing their employees out of work, and looting the carcasses is a tough job.


I heard that, because of Fartbama, 3 million Americans lost their jobs, and - here's the best part - they will NEVER WORK AGAIN!
 
2012-01-02 03:21:14 PM
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2012-01-02 03:24:50 PM
And the only people who aren't being turned away by all this knuckle-dragger-pandering would vote for absolutely anyone with an R behind their name. Keep it up, GOP, the more you talk, the more more moderate voters realize you've gone off the deep end.
 
2012-01-02 03:25:59 PM
Obama, because he sucks a little less than these guys.
 
2012-01-02 03:32:04 PM
Death_Poot: Considering the responses to this one ditty here from a Repub writer who's slinging a cheap shot, the howls of outrage later this year are gonna be fun to watch when Obama gets anything other than a softball question, or gets called another name .

But that's just it. These aren't howls of rage. Nobody here is criticizing Romney's comment as unfair or a low blow or an act of brutal savagery or anything that would cause "butthurt." It was a fairly weak and transparent attempt at pop culture relevance that was mildly embarrassing to witness. That's the diametrical opposite of butthurt, and now we feel embarrassed for you for not knowing the difference.


Also, I know what "butthurt" means, so stop with the superiority act.......................

I'll stop the "act" when you learn that ellipses stop at three periods.
 
2012-01-02 03:53:46 PM
Jake Havechek: It amuses me when Republicans make bad pop culture references. Probably also why they are no good at comedy.

It's because they have lousy timing. Like when they cut taxes during a recession instead of raising them. And spend borrowed money like drunken sailors during a boom period.
 
2012-01-02 04:44:15 PM
I doubt Mitt actually knows who Kim Kardashian is.

/she's the one with the nice ass, right?
 
2012-01-02 05:57:57 PM
Death_Poot: "You have little to no sense of humor, if you think Mitt Romney is funny."

I smell butthurt............


Ew. You should probably change, then.

Also, hey noob? Use the quote button. It's a lot easier than typing things out.
 
2012-01-02 07:38:53 PM
On Hardball, Gene Robinson bet Chris Matthews TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS that Mitt couldn't tell one Kardashian from another.
 
2012-01-02 07:46:20 PM
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: On Hardball, Gene Robinson bet Chris Matthews TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS that Mitt couldn't tell one Kardashian from another.

By contrast, Rick Parry knows all about Kourtney and Kim and the uh, what's the third one? Kourtney and Kim and um um um the ummmm...
 
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