They left out Obama time-traveling to Mars, but I guess that's an open secret now.

9 and 10 are my favorite.

403-Forbidden

LOL!

Did he just forget the funding of Fox and others into the TEA Party? Or is that just out of turn?

mitchcumstein1: 9 and 10 are my favorite.

You won't laugh when the EMP reaches you from the Gibson Guitars that Obama is going to drop.

Even conservatives have got to give a shout out to SOROS.

How does that guy find time to make his billions while fighting tirelessly to destroy America with his communism?

Eddie Adams from Torrance: Even conservatives have got to give a shout out to SOROS.

How does that guy find time to make his billions while fighting tirelessly to destroy America with his communism?

I assume that ACORN handles day-to-day evil deeds, leaving him free for cartoonish super-villainy.

St_Francis_P: mitchcumstein1: 9 and 10 are my favorite.

You won't laugh when the EMP reaches you from the Gibson Guitars that Obama is going to drop.

You're right, it's foolish of me to mock these stories. These are very real, and very dangerous threats, not only to me, but to the entire country.

Jon H: That Gibson's guitar thing still doesn't make any sense to me.

/it was really stupid

I can't even find a recent article. Maybe the MSM mainstream drive-by lieberal media is doing a cover-up, but most likely no one can talk because it's an ongoing case.

St_Francis_P: They left out Obama time-traveling to Mars, but I guess that's an open secret now.

Why is no one talking about Obama's time on Mars?

Seriously, if someone wants to start a parody right-wing talking points site, I will gladly contribute a weekly column that talks about how the media is ignoring stories I've just made up.

"Not intended to be a factual statement."

After all the spagetti they threw at the wall only two strands stuck, the Gibson case and Fast and Furious fark up.

Unfortunately the latter will likely not have any one going to jail or being fired, but the former should bring in Gibson some nice cash due to thefree advertisement of the Govs mistake.

Ze link, she is farked.

Which is too bad. I wanted to read it.

Okay, it works now.

5. Compelling evidence from multiple experts that the birth certificate released by Barack Obama on April 27, 2011, is a fraud.

Oh, geez.

9. The looming potential for an EMP attack on the U.S. and its devastating impact.

Ha!

Dear WND,

When attempting to prove a point by providing sourced information, try to use sourced information other than WND. The "It's true because we said so" does not, in fact, work the way you may think it does.

I_Am_Weasel: Dear WND,

When attempting to prove a point by providing sourced information, try to use sourced information other than WND. The "It's true because we said so" does not, in fact, work the way you may think it does.

When you have the foremost source of PROOF of Obama's lack of qualification for office, why wouldn't you quote yourself? Facts and other sources have Liberal Bias, much like encyclopedias or the Library of Congress. Bastiches. Can't trust 'em.

HawgWild:
9. The looming potential for an EMP attack on the U.S. and its devastating impact.

Ha!


The threat of the EMP is very, very real!

_{The Science Fiction Museum is cool though.}

FloydA: HawgWild:
9. The looming potential for an EMP attack on the U.S. and its devastating impact.

Ha!


The threat of the EMP is very, very real!

The Science Fiction Museum is cool though.

I know, Ive seen Goldeneye and Oceans 11

Sargun: Can someone copy/paste the list? I'm not giving WND a pageclick

1. The true rate of unemployment and inflation and the real state of the U.S. economy, which is far worse than reported. (I'll give them this one on general principles of statistics)

2. The Justice Department's "Fast and Furious" operation, which facilitated the delivery of American firearms into Mexico to violent drug cartels, later used in the murder of hundreds, including a U.S. Border Patrol agent. (I'll give them this one, too)

3. The organizations and money behind the supposedly "leaderless" Occupy Wall Street movement. (I'll give them this one when WND admits the Tea Party is a creation of Karl Rove)

4. The role of leftwing groups and the Obama administration in the fall of Arab regimes and the rise of Islamic radicals. (Where is that tinfoil hat . . .)

5. Compelling evidence from multiple experts that the birth certificate released by Barack Obama on April 27, 2011, is a fraud. (I REALLY need to find that hat. . .)

6. The true nature of groups such as CAIR and other U.S.-based Muslim Brotherhood-front organizations and their infiltration of the U.S. (Seriously, I had that hat around the last time I saw this story. . .)

7. The real impact on the U.S. economy of Obama's $787 billion stimulus. (This was UNDER reported?)

8. The harmful impact of unions on the American economy. (Ain't touching this one.)

9. The looming potential for an EMP attack on the U.S. and its devastating impact. (So Al Queda has ballistic missiles now?)

10. The federal government's raid of the Gibson Guitar factory. (I gotta give them this one, though).

Did the Tea Partiers magically think the Middle Eastern protesters would convert to Christianity and elect a white, Christian male to become president?

What did you expect to happen? Jesus Christ, people are farking retarded.

"WE WANT A CHRISTIAN GOVERNMENT, THIS IS A CHRISTIAN NATION"

"HOW DARE THEY ELECT AN ISLAMIC GOVERNMENT IN AN ISLAMIC COUNTRY!!!!"

Lord Jubjub: 10. The federal government's raid of the Gibson Guitar factory. (I gotta give them this one, though).

Huh, I hadn't heard anything about that one either.

So what are the tree huggers going to do, wreck their Les Paul editions on the steps of the court houses in protest? (hint, they won't.)