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"Why no occifer I habnt bin drinkling, hats my coloo... calloug... cawlaw......... toilet water"
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DontMakeMeComeBackThere
2012-01-02 01:59:43 PM
I almost didn't read the article - I thought for sure
subby
was going for colostomy bag
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-02 02:00:37 PM
I hear bin drinkling is planning. Some sort of attack on us soil
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-02 02:00:46 PM
We think this blend of Whiskey and Tobacco Smoke is a great masculine scent. And sometime it's nice to be reminded of your Dad.
Does it raise welts on the skin? Because I'm not sure they're capturing the entire
je ne sais quoi
of the memory.
Klippoklondike
2012-01-02 02:01:26 PM
And apparently they have one for snow. Because snow has a fragrance apparently.
domo_kun_sai
2012-01-02 02:02:13 PM
The perfect gift for the girl with Daddy issues.
solokumba
2012-01-02 02:05:04 PM
//drtfa
MoronLessOff
2012-01-02 02:08:02 PM
Or you could just smoke a pipe.
WrongTrousers
2012-01-02 02:11:43 PM
Whiskey Tobacco Foxtrot?
/got nuthin'
DrippinBalls
2012-01-02 02:22:00 PM
Dick Clark, smoking whisky-shiat, spray tan, 80+, it's all good.
or the standard wtf.
The Southern Dandy
2012-01-02 02:22:22 PM
Did anyone else read that in Foster Brooks' voice?
Lone Stranger
2012-01-02 02:53:35 PM
Whiskey and tobacco is the smell of molestation for some people.
BigNumber12
2012-01-02 03:56:18 PM
Water? Like out the toilet?
raptusregaliter
2012-01-02 04:31:19 PM
The Southern Dandy
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Did anyone else read that in Foster Brooks' voice?
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YES!! Yes, I did!! :D
//leaving satisfied
Foolkiller
2012-01-02 05:05:27 PM
Was that Porky or Daffy?
kth
2012-01-02 05:20:01 PM
I used to wear their Gin and Tonic perfume.
Clemkadidlefark
2012-01-02 05:53:30 PM
Starkle Starkle little twink
Who the well I was, I shtink
No, no I'm not intoxifabled
Though some thinkle peep I are, ocifer.
robhare4916
2012-01-03 07:04:05 AM
domo_kun_sai
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The perfect gift for the girl with Daddy issues.
Don't you mean the perfect gift for the guy who wants to nail a girl with daddy issues?
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