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(Some Beery Guy)   "Why no occifer I habnt bin drinkling, hats my coloo... calloug... cawlaw......... toilet water"   ( divider line
    More: Cool, tobacco taxes, hats, lotions, Tender Bath Oil  
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5728 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Jan 2012 at 1:57 PM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2012-01-02 01:59:43 PM  
I almost didn't read the article - I thought for sure subby was going for colostomy bag
2012-01-02 02:00:37 PM  
I hear bin drinkling is planning. Some sort of attack on us soil
2012-01-02 02:00:46 PM  
We think this blend of Whiskey and Tobacco Smoke is a great masculine scent. And sometime it's nice to be reminded of your Dad.

Does it raise welts on the skin? Because I'm not sure they're capturing the entire je ne sais quoi of the memory.
2012-01-02 02:01:26 PM  
And apparently they have one for snow. Because snow has a fragrance apparently.
2012-01-02 02:02:13 PM  
The perfect gift for the girl with Daddy issues.
2012-01-02 02:05:04 PM

2012-01-02 02:08:02 PM  
Or you could just smoke a pipe.
2012-01-02 02:11:43 PM  
Whiskey Tobacco Foxtrot?

/got nuthin'
2012-01-02 02:22:00 PM  
Dick Clark, smoking whisky-shiat, spray tan, 80+, it's all good.

or the standard wtf.
2012-01-02 02:22:22 PM  
Did anyone else read that in Foster Brooks' voice?
2012-01-02 02:53:35 PM  
Whiskey and tobacco is the smell of molestation for some people.
2012-01-02 03:56:18 PM  
Water? Like out the toilet?
2012-01-02 04:31:19 PM  

The Southern Dandy: Did anyone else read that in Foster Brooks' voice?

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YES!! Yes, I did!! :D

//leaving satisfied
2012-01-02 05:05:27 PM  
Was that Porky or Daffy?
2012-01-02 05:20:01 PM  
I used to wear their Gin and Tonic perfume.
2012-01-02 05:53:30 PM  
Starkle Starkle little twink
Who the well I was, I shtink

No, no I'm not intoxifabled
Though some thinkle peep I are, ocifer.
2012-01-03 07:04:05 AM  

domo_kun_sai: The perfect gift for the girl with Daddy issues.

Don't you mean the perfect gift for the guy who wants to nail a girl with daddy issues?
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