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(Yahoo) Amusing Bachmann admits to supporters that it will take "a miracle" to save her campaign. Apparently she figures that since God isn't busy with Tim Tebow anymore, maybe he's got some spare time   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 23
More: Amusing, Michele Bachmann, Ames Straw Poll, Political campaign staff, Israelites, presidential race, Tim Tebow, miracles  
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basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 01:45:32 PM
Nice Tebowing of the headline, subby.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 02:18:42 PM
Hey, God still wants a playoff win.
 
MaudlinMutantMollusk [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 02:37:08 PM
who?
 
jaylectricity [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 03:00:40 PM
Second part of this headline would have been funnier if the Raiders won yesterday.
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 03:07:12 PM
Mel Brooks -- History of the World, Part 1 - White horse.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 03:16:49 PM
MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?

God. Big, glowing guy floating around in the clouds. Nice beard, long hair.
 
Forgot_my_password_again
2012-01-02 03:23:39 PM
since she believes in the literal word of the bible and a God who likes to send messages to politicians, maybe God is telling her a womans place is in the kitchen?
 
SomeoneDumb
2012-01-02 03:29:02 PM
As joyful and blessed as I might find it to watch her lose, it would be even better if the election she lost was the one for her seat.
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-02 03:39:05 PM
She needs to eat more corn dogs.
 
WizardofToast
2012-01-02 03:39:34 PM
She said God was telling her to run. Maybe it's like the story of Issac and God's gonna come down and say "I was just testing your faith. You mad?"
 
Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-02 03:44:44 PM
Question for everyone: Will she drop out after losing tomorrow?

My bet - yes. She practically been in the state, neglecting her duties since June.
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-02 03:45:00 PM
If she ate my corndog, she'd see God.
 
Robots are Strong
2012-01-02 03:59:56 PM
Ed Finnerty: MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?

God. Big, glowing guy floating around in the clouds. Nice beard, long hair.

www.torontostandard.com
 
apoptotic
2012-01-02 04:02:14 PM
Britney Spear's Speculum: Question for everyone: Will she drop out after losing tomorrow?

My bet - yes. She practically been in the state, neglecting her duties since June.

Nah, she'll just see a loss tomorrow as a sign she hasn't been derpy enough and she'll double down going into NH.
 
Greta_VanHouten
2012-01-02 04:06:24 PM
Duh Michele, if it takes a "miracle" to win a nomination, that means you're not a worthy candidate.
 
wotthefark
2012-01-02 04:30:11 PM
God is too busy giving AIDS to kids in Africa.

Can't do everything at once - he's Omniscient, Omnipotent, Omnipresent, Immutable not Synchronous, Concurring or Cutaneous. He can be everywhere at once just not DO everything at once. Not very good with the multitasking. Can't change him sorry.
 
Nina_Hartley's_Ass
2012-01-02 04:40:43 PM
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Britney Spear's Speculum
2012-01-02 04:40:47 PM
apoptotic: Nah, she'll just see a loss tomorrow as a sign she hasn't been derpy enough and she'll double down going into NH.

She spent 6 months in Iowa and I think maybe like 2 days in NH. There's only so much derp she can herp in a weeks time.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 05:06:52 PM
Robots are Strong: Ed Finnerty: MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?

God. Big, glowing guy floating around in the clouds. Nice beard, long hair.

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ARTHUR, KING OF THE BRITONS!

"No, I'm Shellie, Queen of the Freaks"

SORRY, WRONG MOVIE!
 
what_now [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 05:41:15 PM
thexlog.com

"Jesus loves me more, biatch."
 
stoli n coke
2012-01-02 08:30:42 PM
what_now: [thexlog.com image 449x308]

"Jesus loves me more, biatch."

Dudes got multiple Super Bowl rings, a mountain of cash, and is nailing a supermodel. I thought it was obvious that he was God's favorite person.
 
whidbey
2012-01-02 08:33:03 PM
stoli n coke: what_now: [thexlog.com image 449x308]

"Jesus loves me more, biatch."

Dudes got multiple Super Bowl rings, a mountain of cash, and is nailing a supermodel. I thought it was obvious that he was God's favorite person.

Or more likely he's that Other Guy's Favorite...bwahahahaha...

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Ctrl-Alt-Del
2012-01-03 11:17:06 AM
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