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(The Local (Germany)) Dumbass Polish ambassador: It's not the fault of Polish criminals in Germany stealing cars, it's the Germans' fault because their cars are too easy to steal   (thelocal.de) divider line 39
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Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 09:25:38 AM
Plus, German cars rarely run out of gas.
 
EnviroDude [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:14:46 AM
45 car thefts a day in a small country? Down from 200 a day 10 years ago? yikes!
 
Optical Aleutian
2012-01-02 10:21:49 AM
Damn right, and if your borders weren't so easy to... ...nevermind.
 
ArkAngel [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:33:37 AM
At least the Polish lock the screen doors on their cars
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 11:18:05 AM
"My car don't need Polishing or nothing stole out of it neither."
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-02 01:00:02 PM
If only there were some way to appease the Germans...
 
One Bad Apple
2012-01-02 01:00:36 PM
Ed Finnerty: Plus, German cars rarely run out of gas.

And you can seat 6 million in the ashtray


/I am soooo sorry
 
The Face Of Oblivion
2012-01-02 01:01:26 PM
Let's be honest: if a Polish guy can steal your car, you should think about upgrading.

www.timetoplaymag.com
 
LewDux
2012-01-02 01:01:41 PM
Calm Down You Spaz: If only there were some way to appease the Germans...

Change Gdansk name to Danzig?
 
epoc_tnac
2012-01-02 01:01:55 PM
EnviroDude: 45 car thefts a day in a small country? Down from 200 a day 10 years ago? yikes!

Yes, small, cute Poland with it's population of a mere 38 million.
 
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-02 01:02:04 PM
Looks like the Polish didn't learn their lesson on not messing with the Germans.
 
Deacon Blue [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 01:05:11 PM
Jessie Jackson is the Polish Ambassador?
 
mc_madness
2012-01-02 01:05:48 PM
I love my new Audi.

It allows me to be the douchebag on the open highway I've always wanted to be minus the risk...
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 01:06:12 PM
You can't blame the Polish for wanting some German engineering. Polish cars lack jewsjuice.
 
Resonant
2012-01-02 01:06:46 PM
Seventh panel down is relevant:

http://satwcomic.com/america-has-spoken
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-02 01:09:05 PM
I wonder how many of them it takes to change a burned-out headlight, though...
 
Roto-Rot
2012-01-02 01:09:10 PM
Put it in H !
 
PsyLord
2012-01-02 01:21:17 PM
He does have a point... we are talking about Polish car thieves...
 
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-02 01:24:38 PM
epoc_tnac: EnviroDude: 45 car thefts a day in a small country? Down from 200 a day 10 years ago? yikes!

Yes, small, cute Poland with it's population of a mere 38 million.

How many extra apostrophes though?
 
TheSwizz
2012-01-02 01:26:05 PM
Wasn't Hitler's fault the Polish were so easy to steamroll, either. But you people sure think it was.
 
twfeline
2012-01-02 01:26:36 PM
With all the new high-tech car alarm systems, why haven't car theft rates gone down?
 
thelordofcheese
2012-01-02 01:29:07 PM
Turnabout's fair play, heirs.
 
One Bad Apple
2012-01-02 01:29:07 PM
twfeline: With all the new high-tech car alarm systems, why haven't car theft rates gone down?

When was the last time you heard a car alarm go off and then called the police ? It was a mommy pleaser invention at best.
 
The Voice of Doom
2012-01-02 01:35:08 PM
One Bad Apple
When was the last time you heard a car alarm go off and then called the police ? It was a mommy pleaser invention at best.

I refuse to worry about car alarms unless the sound slowly fades in the distance.
 
Mi-go amigo
2012-01-02 01:39:30 PM
Poles (and Turks, and Russians) are to many Germans what Mexicans are to many Americans.
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-02 01:45:10 PM
Mi-go amigo: Poles (and Turks, and Russians) are to many Germans what Mexicans are to many Americans.

Gardeners and janitors?
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-02 01:45:18 PM
Mi-go amigo: Poles (and Turks, and Russians) are to many Germans what Mexicans are to many Americans.

Der Täkkenahrjerßsz!
 
ar_gyrion
2012-01-02 01:47:19 PM
Not really that good to get rid of the old stereotype "Kaum gestohlen - schon in Polen" (Just stolen, already in Poland).
 
stuffy
2012-01-02 02:01:52 PM
Of course no one would think the Germans could fake cross boarder crimes as an excuse to invade.
Really it would never happen.
 
Bondith
2012-01-02 02:06:28 PM
A German postdoc told me these ones:

What does a Polish kid get for Christmas?

My bike.

What's the Polish triathlon? Run to the pool, swim, then bike home.
 
martid4 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 02:14:51 PM
As a semi-retired car thief, I'm getting a kick...
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 02:15:38 PM
But hey, hey. Let's hear it for the Schengen!
 
iswm
2012-01-02 03:30:11 PM
Did someone say Polish Ambassador?

ticketcake.com
 
Ectozoon
2012-01-02 03:57:24 PM
Resonant: http://satwcomic.com/america-has-spoken

Also:

satwcomic.com

\hot like Ophelia
 
neaorin [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 04:08:56 PM
Visit beautiful Poland - your car is already there!

/ as an Eastern European who drives a German car, I agree with the ambassadowczyk
 
Mi-go amigo
2012-01-02 05:30:34 PM
Calm Down You Spaz: Mi-go amigo: Poles (and Turks, and Russians) are to many Germans what Mexicans are to many Americans.

Gardeners and janitors?

... and housekeepers, part-time cheap construction labor, seasonal agricultural workers, usw. They Took Er Jerbs DURKA DERRR!
 
Calm Down You Spaz
2012-01-02 08:29:12 PM
Mi-go amigo: Calm Down You Spaz: Mi-go amigo: Poles (and Turks, and Russians) are to many Germans what Mexicans are to many Americans.

Gardeners and janitors?

... and housekeepers, part-time cheap construction labor, seasonal agricultural workers, usw. They Took Er Jerbs DURKA DERRR!

Wait... How do Turks sneak across the border?
 
Cajnik [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 08:44:51 PM
Calm Down You Spaz: Wait... How do Turks sneak across the border?

They overstay their visas like most illegal immigrants. Germany has a huge Turkish population

The best donor kababs are in Germany.
 
grumman94
2012-01-03 07:43:49 AM
TheSwizz: Wasn't Hitler's fault the Polish were so easy to steamroll, either. But you people sure think it was.

Hey at least compared to France we put up a fight, not just neglect to defend a whole goddamn border and let the Germans plow through there, come up behind them and take over without any resistance.
 
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