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Sure, you've been drunk. But have you ever been "dislocated your jaw vomiting" drunk?
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gopher321
2012-01-02 08:33:51 AM
Jake Havechek
2012-01-02 08:53:20 AM
When the world glimpsed part of Nancy Grace's nipple, I'm sure there was a lot of painful vomiting.
stuhayes2010
2012-01-02 08:56:15 AM
Yes, dislocated shortly after her boyfriend shoved her down the stairs.
Katolu
2012-01-02 08:56:40 AM
Jake Havechek
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When the world glimpsed part of Nancy Grace's nipple, I'm sure there was a lot of painful vomiting.
Thanks, started dry-heaving again. AND my jaw dislocated.
nucal
2012-01-02 08:57:52 AM
No
zaphear
2012-01-02 08:58:06 AM
...dislocated my shoulder from throwing up on a cow at a barn party. True Story.
foo monkey
2012-01-02 08:58:53 AM
I'm about that hungover, yeah.
hillary
2012-01-02 08:59:36 AM
One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.
?????????
consciousNOT
2012-01-02 09:03:26 AM
I still say you've never been drunk until you've woken up with the roof of your mouth sunburned.
SDRR
2012-01-02 09:05:37 AM
Well, now that you mention it.......
elffster
2012-01-02 09:09:00 AM
Who wants chowder?
mr lawson
2012-01-02 09:09:19 AM
Yes. No fun.
Also dislocated my shoulder by sneezing.
My body is falling apart.
luthia
2012-01-02 09:09:47 AM
hillary
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One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.
?????????
"king hit
1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target."
Apparently..
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-02 09:13:58 AM
FTFA:
Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a
first floor ledge
to see the fireworks but fell.
The horror!
Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute
2012-01-02 09:16:14 AM
hillary
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One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.
?????????
Yea, wtf is king-hit ??
/and the girl with the abrasions all over - has she checked for penetration evidence?.
mgary
2012-01-02 09:21:08 AM
Apparently, "king-hit" is Australian for knockout punch.
BarbadoSlim
2012-01-02 09:21:41 AM
Now THAT was a party.
Broktun
2012-01-02 09:24:49 AM
I busted up my eyelids Saturday afternoon with the pukes.
Still swollen, painful and it looks like I am wearing eye shadow.
liverleef
2012-01-02 09:31:14 AM
FTA:
One really stupid incident occurred when some friends "as a joke'' folded over a metal bottle top and put it in a mate's drink
Holy farking shiat. With friends like that who needs enemies. I mean I played jokes on people all the time when I was younger but we always stopped short of shiat that would kill someone.
66dude
2012-01-02 09:32:29 AM
Broktun
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I busted up my eyelids
Saturday afternoon
with the pukes.
Still swollen, painful and it looks like I am wearing eye shadow.
New Year's Day was yesterday (Sunday). You're doing it wrong.
Danack
2012-01-02 09:45:14 AM
Ed Finnerty
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FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.
The horror!
Numbers start at zero. The first floor is 10 feet up.
Unless of course the modernity of the Arabian counting system hasn't reached your shores yet. Oh wait - you guys still measure things in ounces and furlongs right?
meerkat
2012-01-02 09:47:49 AM
King hit
(new window), I guess.
justneal
2012-01-02 09:48:03 AM
i have been throw up in a mcdonalds bath room, and stagger to the counter to tell there is a "mcmess" on the floor drunk does that count?
SilverSun
2012-01-02 09:49:36 AM
My BIL dislocated his shoulder while swimming. Lucky for him someone pulled his douchey ass out before he sank.
Duck_of_Doom
2012-01-02 10:20:19 AM
Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.
A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.
Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?
special20
2012-01-02 10:26:01 AM
hillary
:
One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being
king-hit
.
?????????
=
sucker punch
Ed Finnerty
2012-01-02 10:31:56 AM
Danack
:
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.
The horror!
Numbers start at zero. The first floor is 10 feet up.
Unless of course the modernity of the Arabian counting system hasn't reached your shores yet. Oh wait - you guys still measure things in ounces and furlongs right?
Are people made of glass where you come from?
I did giggle at you mocking an outdated measurement system by preceding it with a distance in feet.
my lip balm addiction
2012-01-02 10:32:43 AM
No but a girl I work with had a coughing jag so bad she collapsed a lung and was out of work for 3 months.
chemrebel
2012-01-02 10:42:05 AM
No, but I did have alcohol poisoning and didn't stop peucking for 10 days, 5 of which were spent in the hospital.
slimfast
2012-01-02 11:07:26 AM
Now I know how I got TMJ (Temporomandibular joint disorder).
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-02 11:22:17 AM
Eh, I took all my clothes off and fell down a flight of concrete stairs Sunday night, and I'm pretty sure my toe is broken. Never dislocated a jaw though.
John Buck 41
2012-01-02 11:38:02 AM
Reminds me of the Warren Beatty/Jane Fonda story.
Beatty leapt upon Fonda, kissing her with such ferocity that Logan had to yell, "Cut! Stop! Hey, Warren, we're all out of film. That's enough!" Recalls the actor, "Oh my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other's heads off." Later, Beatty would reportedly say that she gave the best blow job in L.A.,
due to her ability to virtually unhinge her lower jaw
, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself. Coming from him, for whom blow jobs were routine as breathing, this was high praise indeed.
make me some tea
2012-01-02 12:26:46 PM
Duck_of_Doom
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Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.
A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.
Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?
I've had dry-heaving episodes that have caused that. Freaked me the fark out. Gotdamn acid reflux.
bump
2012-01-02 12:34:06 PM
I've heaved so hard I gave myself muscle spasms in my back for the next day and my legs wouldn't really work - I had to hold myself up amidst chills and fevers...
Time to put it up for a while I think.
Boris S. Wort
2012-01-02 12:38:50 PM
Dislocatingl my jaw vomiting drunk? No
Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.
/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb
hillary
2012-01-02 01:16:21 PM
Boris S. Wort
:
Dislocatingl my jaw vomiting drunk? No
Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.
/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb
You were in Pablo Cruise? I wouldn't brag about that.
Deddude9988
2012-01-02 01:18:47 PM
*opened the page*
WHOA that's an ugly lookin drunk lady
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-02 03:41:50 PM
That's nothing. I ran a pirate ship aground on Mew Year's.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-02 03:42:44 PM
...also on New Year's.
Farkin Icehole
2012-01-02 04:26:40 PM
Video, or it never happened.
if_i_really_have_to
2012-01-02 05:26:58 PM
Ed Finnerty
:
FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.
The horror!
In countries not-America, first floor is the floor one level above ground floor, or in America "second floor".
laid back w/bud light
2012-01-02 07:45:45 PM
No but dry heaving most mornings sucks and makes eating before noon near impossible. 2011 was the worst year of my life, no motivation, lost job, need to quit drinking, other factors contributed.
erewhon
2012-01-03 07:37:30 AM
Duck_of_Doom
:
Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.
A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.
Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?
The broken blood vessel thing and the little spots (petechiae) are due to blowing your blood pressure into orbit when barfing. The headache and slurred speech might have been from dozens of tiny little punctate bleeds in your brain from popped capillaries like the ones on your face.
You can sedate drunk people, they usually use what's known as a B52. Benadryl (B), 5mg Haldol (5) and 2mg Ativan (2), one to the deltoid is generally good for about four to six hours of drooling placidity. If they're king sized, they get the B104.
caddisfly
2012-01-03 04:24:13 PM
make me some tea
:
Duck_of_Doom: Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.
A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.
Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?
I've had dry-heaving episodes that have caused that. Freaked me the fark out. Gotdamn acid reflux.
Food poisoning from Pizza Hut. Retched so hard and so long both eyes were completely red for about a week. I looked terrifying (and felt worse).
Maul555
2012-01-03 04:55:07 PM
One really stupid incident occurred when some friends "as a joke'' folded over a metal bottle top and put it in a mate's drink.
He choked on it and needed to have it removed in hospital. A close call.
With friends like that he doesn't need enemies...
Boris S. Wort
2012-01-03 06:51:13 PM
hillary
:
Boris S. Wort: Dislocating my jaw vomiting drunk? No
Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.
/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb
You were in Pablo Cruise? I wouldn't brag about that.
Where did you think we got the idea for "I won't be able to make it today because I'm at the bottom of the pool!"?
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