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(News.com.au) Scary Sure, you've been drunk. But have you ever been "dislocated your jaw vomiting" drunk?   (news.com.au) divider line 46
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2012-01-02 08:33:51 AM
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2012-01-02 08:53:20 AM
When the world glimpsed part of Nancy Grace's nipple, I'm sure there was a lot of painful vomiting.
 
2012-01-02 08:56:15 AM
Yes, dislocated shortly after her boyfriend shoved her down the stairs.
 
2012-01-02 08:56:40 AM
Jake Havechek: When the world glimpsed part of Nancy Grace's nipple, I'm sure there was a lot of painful vomiting.

Thanks, started dry-heaving again. AND my jaw dislocated.
 
2012-01-02 08:57:52 AM
No
 
2012-01-02 08:58:06 AM
...dislocated my shoulder from throwing up on a cow at a barn party. True Story.
 
2012-01-02 08:58:53 AM
I'm about that hungover, yeah.
 
2012-01-02 08:59:36 AM
One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.

?????????
 
2012-01-02 09:03:26 AM
I still say you've never been drunk until you've woken up with the roof of your mouth sunburned.
 
2012-01-02 09:05:37 AM
Well, now that you mention it.......
 
2012-01-02 09:09:00 AM
Who wants chowder?
 
2012-01-02 09:09:19 AM
Yes. No fun.
Also dislocated my shoulder by sneezing.
My body is falling apart.
 
2012-01-02 09:09:47 AM
hillary: One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.

?????????


"king hit
1. The most hardcore, damage-maximising, chronicly solid punch that can be thrown. Send's the aggressor off balance if it doesn't hit the intended target."

Apparently..
 
2012-01-02 09:13:58 AM
FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.

The horror!
 
2012-01-02 09:16:14 AM
hillary: One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.

?????????


Yea, wtf is king-hit ??

/and the girl with the abrasions all over - has she checked for penetration evidence?.
 
2012-01-02 09:21:08 AM
Apparently, "king-hit" is Australian for knockout punch.
 
2012-01-02 09:21:41 AM
Now THAT was a party.
 
2012-01-02 09:24:49 AM
I busted up my eyelids Saturday afternoon with the pukes.

Still swollen, painful and it looks like I am wearing eye shadow.
 
2012-01-02 09:31:14 AM
FTA:

One really stupid incident occurred when some friends "as a joke'' folded over a metal bottle top and put it in a mate's drink

Holy farking shiat. With friends like that who needs enemies. I mean I played jokes on people all the time when I was younger but we always stopped short of shiat that would kill someone.
 
2012-01-02 09:32:29 AM
Broktun: I busted up my eyelids Saturday afternoon with the pukes.

Still swollen, painful and it looks like I am wearing eye shadow.


New Year's Day was yesterday (Sunday). You're doing it wrong.
 
2012-01-02 09:45:14 AM
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.

The horror!


Numbers start at zero. The first floor is 10 feet up.

Unless of course the modernity of the Arabian counting system hasn't reached your shores yet. Oh wait - you guys still measure things in ounces and furlongs right?
 
2012-01-02 09:47:49 AM
King hit (new window), I guess.
 
2012-01-02 09:48:03 AM
i have been throw up in a mcdonalds bath room, and stagger to the counter to tell there is a "mcmess" on the floor drunk does that count?
 
2012-01-02 09:49:36 AM
My BIL dislocated his shoulder while swimming. Lucky for him someone pulled his douchey ass out before he sank.
 
2012-01-02 10:20:19 AM
Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.

A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.

Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?
 
2012-01-02 10:26:01 AM
hillary: One young man is still unconscious with bleeding on the brain after being king-hit.

?????????


= sucker punch
 
2012-01-02 10:31:56 AM
Danack: Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.

The horror!

Numbers start at zero. The first floor is 10 feet up.

Unless of course the modernity of the Arabian counting system hasn't reached your shores yet. Oh wait - you guys still measure things in ounces and furlongs right?


Are people made of glass where you come from?

I did giggle at you mocking an outdated measurement system by preceding it with a distance in feet.
 
2012-01-02 10:32:43 AM
No but a girl I work with had a coughing jag so bad she collapsed a lung and was out of work for 3 months.
 
2012-01-02 10:42:05 AM
No, but I did have alcohol poisoning and didn't stop peucking for 10 days, 5 of which were spent in the hospital.
 
2012-01-02 11:07:26 AM
Now I know how I got TMJ (Temporomandibular joint disorder).

www.destinchiropractor.com
 
2012-01-02 11:22:17 AM
Eh, I took all my clothes off and fell down a flight of concrete stairs Sunday night, and I'm pretty sure my toe is broken. Never dislocated a jaw though.
 
2012-01-02 11:38:02 AM
Reminds me of the Warren Beatty/Jane Fonda story.

Beatty leapt upon Fonda, kissing her with such ferocity that Logan had to yell, "Cut! Stop! Hey, Warren, we're all out of film. That's enough!" Recalls the actor, "Oh my God. We kissed until we had practically eaten each other's heads off." Later, Beatty would reportedly say that she gave the best blow job in L.A., due to her ability to virtually unhinge her lower jaw, like a python that swallows prey much larger than itself. Coming from him, for whom blow jobs were routine as breathing, this was high praise indeed.


media.mademan.com
 
2012-01-02 12:26:46 PM
Duck_of_Doom: Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.

A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.

Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?


I've had dry-heaving episodes that have caused that. Freaked me the fark out. Gotdamn acid reflux.
 
2012-01-02 12:34:06 PM
I've heaved so hard I gave myself muscle spasms in my back for the next day and my legs wouldn't really work - I had to hold myself up amidst chills and fevers...

Time to put it up for a while I think.
 
2012-01-02 12:38:50 PM
Dislocatingl my jaw vomiting drunk? No

Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.


/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb
 
2012-01-02 01:16:21 PM
Boris S. Wort: Dislocatingl my jaw vomiting drunk? No

Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.


/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb


You were in Pablo Cruise? I wouldn't brag about that.
 
2012-01-02 01:18:47 PM
*opened the page*
WHOA that's an ugly lookin drunk lady
 
2012-01-02 03:41:50 PM
That's nothing. I ran a pirate ship aground on Mew Year's.
 
2012-01-02 03:42:44 PM
...also on New Year's.
 
2012-01-02 04:26:40 PM
Video, or it never happened.
 
2012-01-02 05:26:58 PM
Ed Finnerty: FTFA: Falls from vantage points occurred after midnight. One 25-year-old female climbed on to a first floor ledge to see the fireworks but fell.

The horror!


In countries not-America, first floor is the floor one level above ground floor, or in America "second floor".
 
2012-01-02 07:45:45 PM
No but dry heaving most mornings sucks and makes eating before noon near impossible. 2011 was the worst year of my life, no motivation, lost job, need to quit drinking, other factors contributed.
 
2012-01-03 07:37:30 AM
Duck_of_Doom: Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.

A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.

Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?


The broken blood vessel thing and the little spots (petechiae) are due to blowing your blood pressure into orbit when barfing. The headache and slurred speech might have been from dozens of tiny little punctate bleeds in your brain from popped capillaries like the ones on your face.

You can sedate drunk people, they usually use what's known as a B52. Benadryl (B), 5mg Haldol (5) and 2mg Ativan (2), one to the deltoid is generally good for about four to six hours of drooling placidity. If they're king sized, they get the B104.
 
2012-01-03 04:24:13 PM
make me some tea: Duck_of_Doom: Not from drinking, but I've vomited so hard I gave myself bloodshot eyes, little bloody pinprick-like spots all over my face, a horrific headache, and slurred speech for a month afterwards. Walk-in said it was a migraine, and gave me meds to help sleep it off.

A 36-year-old giant of a man was so drunk and violent he needed to be sedated twice because when he woke up he was still very dangerous and out of control.

Wonder what the BAC was on that guy. Also, can you mix sedation with such strong inebriation?

I've had dry-heaving episodes that have caused that. Freaked me the fark out. Gotdamn acid reflux.


Food poisoning from Pizza Hut. Retched so hard and so long both eyes were completely red for about a week. I looked terrifying (and felt worse).
 
2012-01-03 04:55:07 PM
One really stupid incident occurred when some friends "as a joke'' folded over a metal bottle top and put it in a mate's drink.

He choked on it and needed to have it removed in hospital. A close call.



With friends like that he doesn't need enemies...
 
2012-01-03 06:51:13 PM
hillary: Boris S. Wort: Dislocating my jaw vomiting drunk? No

Throwing up blood and rupturing the blood vessels in and around my eyes hungover? Yes.


/then had to go to the basement studio to record the vocals to our album
//csb

You were in Pablo Cruise? I wouldn't brag about that.


Where did you think we got the idea for "I won't be able to make it today because I'm at the bottom of the pool!"?
 
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