Can you pull a string and it will chastise employees?

What, they haven't made a Steve Jobs love doll yet?

Old enough to know better: What, they haven't made a Steve Jobs love doll yet?

They couldn't get the dolls head that far up it's ass.

*Pancreas sold separately

Will it call me a bozo or a farking dickless asshole?

LDM90: Will it call me a bozo or a farking dickless asshole?

Well, that's a planned upgrade for the next generation Jobs doll.

Calm Down You Spaz: *Pancreas sold separately

Nice.

The Steve Jobs action figure stands prominently on the store shelf, while the Jonathon Ive action figure sits in the back room designing all of the other figures.

And its equally as lifeless...errrrr life-like.

Apparently if you don't want to spend as much you can order just the head. You know, he because was a figurehead.

SuburbanCowboy: The Steve Jobs action figure stands prominently on the store shelf, while the Jonathon Ive action figure sits in the back room designing all of the other figures.

This.

From TFA: Apple or Jobs's family might take action to block the use of Jobs's likeness,

They didn't think it would be a good idea to get this permission before spending all that time and money on the doll?

Good sound management decision making there.

I seem to remember a Jobs action figure came out awhile ago (while he was still alive), and Jobs/Apple blocked the sale of it.

Calm Down You Spaz: *Pancreas sold separately

Don' t be silly, the pancreas wouldn't be user replaceable.

Next year the Jobs Doll S will come out with the features that it should have had from the beginning but was intentionally left out to give users a reason to buy the same thing twice.

The_Philosopher_King: They didn't think it would be a good idea to get this permission before spending all that time and money on the doll?

Good sound management decision making there.


Actually it is. Most of the figures DID makes (In Icon is just a front they created in case Apple sues them) are WW2 soldiers with unauthorized likenesses of Hollywood actors. Collectors buy a figure that looks like Daniel Craig, replace the uniform with a suit and presto: James Bond figure. Licensed figures go for about $230 right now so at $100 it's a steal.

I'm waiting for an action figure of that guy from Ocean Marketing

Ed Finnerty: Salmon: I'm waiting for an action figure of that guy from Ocean Marketing

The shipment has been held up by customs. You will receive your Ocean Marketing [Paul] figure in April of 2012.

That's actually far more infomation than they gave, isn't it?

Ed Finnerty: Salmon: I'm waiting for an action figure of that guy from Ocean Marketing

The shipment has been held up by customs. You will receive your Ocean Marketing [Paul] figure in April of 2012.

Dole cum soon douche.

/That's how Paul rolls.

Sound like an awful idea for a doll. Only girls play with doll.