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		Will Kane's message of hate and Libertarianism further demoralize John Cena? And just who will be the mysterious person that returns on 1/2/2012? Brodus Clay? The Undertaker? Brock Lesnar? Akeem? Find out on WWE Monday Night Raw, 9 PM on USA (bleacherreport.com)		2132
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urban.derelict

2012-01-02 07:03:26 AM

"During his time at the law firm Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport." --- >

/he blamed the people of Boston for the Boston diocese pedophile priest scandal
//he and his wife slept with their dead babby before returning it to the hospital (after introducing it to the rest of his family)

jimmyjackfunk

2012-01-02 07:22:17 AM

i don't see broadus being the mystery person as johnny skateboard was talking to mrs. hudson and mentioned, "i would hate to be broadus clay's opponent next week" last week on raw. I was leaning towards Y2J however, i then realized that Brock Lesnar lost the UFC match over the weekend and if Vince wants him bad enough, he might just tell the powers that be to make it happen and let the lawyers handle any contract disputes that may arise. as far as taker coming back, possible, but I see him coming back after the rumble or making an appearance at the rumble.

IlGreven

2012-01-02 09:19:46 AM

Isn't it about that time for HBK to forget he ended his career two Wrestlemanias ago?

Kid Mojo

2012-01-02 09:28:13 AM

Its Gangrel

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 09:34:43 AM

urban.derelict: "During his time at the law firm Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport." --- >

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x263]

/he blamed the people of Boston for the Boston diocese pedophile priest scandal
//he and his wife slept with their dead babby before returning it to the hospital (after introducing it to the rest of his family)

A) Wow on the early thread
B) That was not what I expected the initial posting to be

KellyKellyKelly

2012-01-02 09:45:41 AM

TheManofPA: urban.derelict: "During his time at the law firm Kirkpatrick & Lockhart, he represented the World Wrestling Federation, arguing that professional wrestling should be exempt from federal anabolic steroid regulations because it was not a sport." --- >

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x263]

/he blamed the people of Boston for the Boston diocese pedophile priest scandal
//he and his wife slept with their dead babby before returning it to the hospital (after introducing it to the rest of his family)

A) Wow on the early thread
B) That was not what I expected the initial posting to be

A) I know, right?
B) That does it, move this shiat to the Politics tab.

FinFangFark

2012-01-02 09:47:10 AM

(yawn)

Wow, are we getting started this early?

VvonderJesus

2012-01-02 09:50:57 AM

Here's hoping

Gunny Highway

2012-01-02 09:53:04 AM

1/2/2012: The return of WWE ice cream bars.

VvonderJesus

2012-01-02 09:56:40 AM

Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 09:58:18 AM

VvonderJesus: Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

We want Brodus
Clap
Clap
Clap
We want Brodus

FinFangFark

2012-01-02 09:58:27 AM

VvonderJesus: Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

Well so much for that.

He should have worn a cap at least...the hair is a dead giveaway.

I'm sure to troll the interwebs, the reveal will be someone else, only for him to come out and squash them.

KellyKellyKelly

2012-01-02 10:01:33 AM

VvonderJesus: Here's hoping

I wish. I really do. He's the only McMahon I can stomach.

/meh to spoiler

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 10:01:50 AM

FinFangFark: VvonderJesus: Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

Well so much for that.

He should have worn a cap at least...the hair is a dead giveaway.

I'm sure to troll the interwebs, the reveal will be someone else, only for him to come out and squash them.

Fingers crossed for Doink or..........ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

HeartBurnKid

2012-01-02 10:04:20 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to call your attention to a horrible truth:

CM Punk has never seen Rocky (new window)

/also, IT BEGINS = I BE STING

FinFangFark

2012-01-02 10:04:38 AM

TheManofPA: FinFangFark: VvonderJesus: Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

Well so much for that.

He should have worn a cap at least...the hair is a dead giveaway.

I'm sure to troll the interwebs, the reveal will be someone else, only for him to come out and squash them.

Fingers crossed for Doink or..........ULTIMATE WARRIOR!

Of course, if he's going to be full on heel, then I see the reveal to happen in the middle of a CM Punk promo, and Jericho to cut a promo on Punk being overhyped and unprofessional.

And let's squash this....Lesnar will not face Undertaker at WM28. It would be interesting, but I don't think there's enough time for him to get ready.

TheManofPA

2012-01-02 10:15:06 AM

HeartBurnKid: Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to call your attention to a horrible truth:

CM Punk has never seen Rocky (new window)

/also, IT BEGINS = I BE STING

FYI on the "could be an awful Raw" side of things: We are in Memphis and they are advertising Cole-Lawler. Best case is that's a dark match. Worst case is we have to see Jerry do the hometown suffering and Cole to tell us how great it was for 90 minutes. SOMEONE GET DOUGIE'S SIGN THERE STAT!

silgryphon

2012-01-02 10:27:45 AM

Raw is Jericho!

The_Gallant_Gallstone

2012-01-02 10:35:39 AM

Shouldn't WWE threads be under Entertainment instead of Sports?

Twice Banned

2012-01-02 10:37:30 AM

This belongs in the Ploitics tab. WTF, is wrong with people. Subby reminds me of guy I saw at the coffee shop the other day. Someone would sit down next to him, he would start spewing his political bile, they would move to another side of the shop. This repeated a few times. Pathetic. Dude was about 30-35. IMHO 30 yo is about the cutoff age to learn to be social. Otherwise a lost cause. Sad.

serpent_sky

2012-01-02 01:24:09 PM

FinFangFark: And let's squash this....Lesnar will not face Undertaker at WM28. It would be interesting, but I don't think there's enough time for him to get ready.

Also, who would carry who in that match? Undertaker has to win at WM, unless it's his last, in which case he either wins and has an unblemished record or loses and puts over someone YOUNG.

Jericho would be great if they unleashed WCW Jericho on RoH Punk.

silgryphon

2012-01-02 01:49:09 PM

Why was this green, then put back to light green?

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 01:57:36 PM

silgryphon: Why was this green, then put back to light green?

Greenliter person set it so it goes green closer to Nickelback time, I would guess.

Also, I'm getting a kick out of the people who just don't get the Kane Libertarian thing coming in to complain about politics.

jimmyjackfunk

2012-01-02 04:48:15 PM

i can't see HBK coming back and somehow we all are supposed to forget his promise two years ago. Unless creative figures out a way for Taker to let him come back. Now back a few headlines there was mention of Brock retiring and I would lay my money on that until I seen the spoiler.

/unless it is both of them and we end up with some freaky master blaster thing going between Y2J and Lesnar

"who runs bartertown?"

jimmyjackfunk

2012-01-02 04:52:06 PM

as far as brock goes though, he lost by tko after the other fighter went for his stomach. remember brock has divirculitis and even in the world of professional wrestling, he could still end up getting hurt especially with all of the botching that goes on on a weekly basis.

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 05:02:07 PM

jimmyjackfunk: i can't see HBK coming back and somehow we all are supposed to forget his promise two years ago. Unless creative figures out a way for Taker to let him come back. Now back a few headlines there was mention of Brock retiring and I would lay my money on that until I seen the spoiler.

Rumor is Taker vs. Triple Gagne at Wrestlemania 28, with HBK as referee.

Remember, it was 'Taker who retired Michaels. So that would actually be a logical reason for Michaels to return.

Oh, and to show that I was right last week in saying that WWE will be panicking, taking the belt off of Punk, and putting it on Kane to facilitate timely transfer back to Cena...

John Cena vs. Kane for the WWE Title and CM Punk vs. The Miz is being advertised for the January 23rd WWE RAW Supershow from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona.

I wonder what will happen if quarter hour ratings are down 0.000001 point while Cena is Champ? Will it still be Punk's fault?

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 05:12:22 PM

Oh, and...

www.wrestling-match.com

GIVE INTO HATE! WOULD YOU FORCE OPERA LOVERS TO FUND MONSTER TRUCK RALLIES? THEN WHY EXPECT MONSTER TRUCK LOVERS TO FUND OPERAS?

Praise Cheesus

2012-01-02 05:23:27 PM

VvonderJesus: Relevant to the headline: Spoiler alert

That is not the Memphis airport. I've flown into Memphis too many times and never seen that carpet there.

jimmyjackfunk: i don't see broadus being the mystery person as johnny skateboard was talking to mrs. hudson and mentioned, "i would hate to be broadus clay's opponent next week" last week on raw. I was leaning towards Y2J however, i then realized that Brock Lesnar lost the UFC match over the weekend and if Vince wants him bad enough, he might just tell the powers that be to make it happen and let the lawyers handle any contract disputes that may arise. as far as taker coming back, possible, but I see him coming back after the rumble or making an appearance at the rumble.

Brock is still under UFC contract and Hell is gonna freeze over before Dana White lets him out of it. Besides, the smart money says Brock is going to heal up for a few months and wait out that contract, then show up at next year's Royal Rumble as a surprise entrant. As soon as he's available, expect him to be signed to a WWE Legends contract.

robsul82

2012-01-02 05:32:46 PM

Praise Cheesus: That is not the Memphis airport. I've flown into Memphis too many times and never seen that carpet there.

Other sites are saying it was Nashville. Nice job being tricky, too bad Chris didn't feel like wearing a hat.

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-02 05:50:10 PM

Sorry I missed last week's thread folks - was out of town for the holidays and AFK. Watched the DVR though, and Punk got screwed, in his hometown no less. WWE Creative = epic fail.

Anyway, here's this week's list! Enjoy!

/Broski-pac in the house!

Weekly RAW Checklist - UPDATED
(credit to DougieAXP, I Said and others for the list)

1) I Said/JFSP breaking down game-winning strategy for John Cena
2) http://WWEchampupinthisbiatch.jpg/
3) "BAH GAWD KING!"
4) SSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW!!!
5) No peas!
6) Somebody trolling for the night
7) Somebody wondering why the thread isn't in the Entertainment tab.
8) "Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"
9) Broskis/WWWYKI
10) WE WANT ICE CREAM
11) LetsgoCenaCenaSucks.jpg
12) Smiths' nightly heel turn
13) Every 25th post is "ARMBAR!" & every 1004th post is the "moss covered 3 handled family gredunza" post
14) KellyKellyKellyKellyKelly... / I'm Tripping Balls
15) itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg
16) http://ricflairwelcometofark.jpg
17) spanishscarfofdoom.jpg
18) Any mention of 'ARMBRA!' requires a demonstration of said maneuver by Knockouts/Divas (ALL Diva/Knockout images MUST be linked AND marked as NSFW, or they WILL be deleted by Moderators)
19) Cena cat appearance
20) Broski-PAC - BlackJack & Hookers appearance

robsul82

2012-01-02 06:01:04 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and to show that I was right last week in saying that WWE will be panicking, taking the belt off of Punk, and putting it on Kane to facilitate timely transfer back to Cena...

John Cena vs. Kane for the WWE Title and CM Punk vs. The Miz is being advertised for the January 23rd WWE RAW Supershow from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona.

God farking damn it.

globalwarmingpraiser

2012-01-02 06:19:32 PM

robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and to show that I was right last week in saying that WWE will be panicking, taking the belt off of Punk, and putting it on Kane to facilitate timely transfer back to Cena...

John Cena vs. Kane for the WWE Title and CM Punk vs. The Miz is being advertised for the January 23rd WWE RAW Supershow from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona.

God farking damn it.
Card is subject to change.

silgryphon

2012-01-02 06:31:05 PM

I figured we evolved from the weekly checklist

But anyways

BAH GAWD KING WE WANT ICE CREAM

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 06:44:26 PM

silgryphon: I figured we evolved from the weekly checklist

But anyways

BAH GAWD KING WE WANT ICE CREAM

I don't know abot Ice Cream Bars, but if it makes you feel better, the WWE Website has posted a "bring it back" article for Wrestling Buddies!

jimmyjackfunk

2012-01-02 06:46:45 PM

globalwarmingpraiser: robsul82: FirstNationalBastard: Oh, and to show that I was right last week in saying that WWE will be panicking, taking the belt off of Punk, and putting it on Kane to facilitate timely transfer back to Cena...

John Cena vs. Kane for the WWE Title and CM Punk vs. The Miz is being advertised for the January 23rd WWE RAW Supershow from the US Airways Center in Phoenix, Arizona.

God farking damn it.
Card is subject to change.

ok so wait a tic. rumble is the 29th. are they going to have punk drop the title to kane at a house show and then let cena win it back a week before the rumble. doesn't make too much sense

Polartank13

2012-01-02 07:18:19 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Rumor is Taker vs. Triple Gagne at Wrestlemania 28, with HBK as referee.Remember, it was 'Taker who retired Michaels. So that would actually be a logical reason for Michaels to return.

I'm going to the Smackdown show here in Vegas on the 17th, so I will definitely be re-doing Dougie's sign for that show. One thing that is interesting tho is that HBK will be in town for the SHOT convention...I can hope can't I.

silgryphon

2012-01-02 07:20:06 PM

Polartank13
FirstNationalBastard: Rumor is Taker vs. Triple Gagne at Wrestlemania 28, with HBK as referee.Remember, it was 'Taker who retired Michaels. So that would actually be a logical reason for Michaels to return.

I'm going to the Smackdown show here in Vegas on the 17th, so I will definitely be re-doing Dougie's sign for that show. One thing that is interesting tho is that HBK will be in town for the SHOT convention...I can hope can't I.

Where will you be sitting?

Also FWC if you're going to shows will it now be customary to have a #shutupcole sign?

Polartank13

2012-01-02 07:31:46 PM

silgryphon:
Where will you be sitting?

Also FWC if you're going to shows will it now be customary to have a #shutupcole sign?

Section 109, so I think I might be seen. And I think it might be mandatory now to bring that sign.

www.unlvtickets.com

Grand_Moff_Joseph

2012-01-02 07:31:58 PM

silgryphon: Polartank13
FirstNationalBastard: Rumor is Taker vs. Triple Gagne at Wrestlemania 28, with HBK as referee.Remember, it was 'Taker who retired Michaels. So that would actually be a logical reason for Michaels to return.

I'm going to the Smackdown show here in Vegas on the 17th, so I will definitely be re-doing Dougie's sign for that show. One thing that is interesting tho is that HBK will be in town for the SHOT convention...I can hope can't I.

Where will you be sitting?

Also FWC if you're going to shows will it now be customary to have a #shutupcole sign?

It should be. I plan on bringing one to the Rumble.

robsul82

2012-01-02 07:48:35 PM

Motion carries, it is now mandatory to bring a #SHUTUPCOLE sign to shows if you're part of the FWC. Both for its own innate hilarity and Dougie saying Cole had a pissy look on his face when Jerry pointed it out to him.

Dougie AXP

2012-01-02 08:04:29 PM

robsul82: Motion carries, it is now mandatory to bring a #SHUTUPCOLE sign to shows if you're part of the FWC. Both for its own innate hilarity and Dougie saying Cole had a pissy look on his face when Jerry pointed it out to him.

THIS!!!

Sorry folks, just got home. Defrosting from the Winter Classic. I've had a jam packed weekend of Philly entertainment:

Sunday - Eagles Game
Monday mid-day - Winter Classic
Monday night - RAW!

Now time for a wawa run.

FinFangFark

2012-01-02 08:07:41 PM

aaaaaaand....we are back online.

Only problem...First Row stream is down...any other links? please help?

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 08:08:26 PM

I can only hope Subby was right, and that Akeem comes back.

www.worldwrestlinginsanity.com

/Akeem was a white man trying to be black long before John Cena the rapper. Cena owes his whole career to the African Dream!

robsul82

2012-01-02 08:09:42 PM

A Jive Soul Bro
A Jive Soul Bro
A Jive Soul Bro

styckx

2012-01-02 08:09:54 PM

SPOILER ALERT! Snapped this picture today at airport in Tennessee. 01.02.12 BEGANS!

i52.photobucket.com

robsul82

2012-01-02 08:10:56 PM

styckx: SPOILER ALERT! Snapped this picture today at airport in Tennessee. 01.02.12 BEGANS!

[i52.photobucket.com image 640x480]

OF COURSE it's the KISS Demon! So obvious!

/hopefully Vince didn't sign him to a contract that specified he only be featured in main events

FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-02 08:11:42 PM

robsul82: A Jive Soul Bro
A Jive Soul Bro
A Jive Soul Bro

one of those

2012-01-02 08:12:09 PM

ugh, finally, been refreshing the sports tab for an hour.

WELCOME TO RAW

IS

JERICHO

Representative of the unwashed masses

2012-01-02 08:13:43 PM

It's going to be the Ultimate Warrior to face KANE!!! The ass-crazy conservative vs. the Big Red Libertarian! The wrestling version of a Santorum-Paul final two! The winner gets to face The Rock Obama in the general election!

robsul82

2012-01-02 08:14:25 PM

Akeem the African Dream is born! (new window)

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