Why would someone want Paul Christoforo on a Corvette?

So his penis replacement has a cock on it? Hmmm.

As opposed to the huge dick inside one?

shivashakti: Why would someone want Paul Christoforo on a Corvette?

So last year's meme.

Horrid fitment of the hood onto the car.

Obligatory GO COCKS.

Chump.

Came for Not Sure's Rehabilitation car...

Can't lick our cocks

"He first had to get the University of South Carolina's permission, since the logo is copyrighted."

No, he didn't.

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Way to ruin a perfectly servicable sports car.

BurnShrike: So his penis replacement has a cock on it? Hmmm.

I was thinking about his penis, too. Would you think it's long and salty? That's what I was thinking. I'll be back in a little while. Tell me all about your thoughts on his penis, how it tastes, and at which angle it bends. I'll read it in 3-5 minutes when I'm done.

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I hope that's supposed to look awful.

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It looks like a mosquito that splattered on the windshield. For a second, I thought that might be the joke.

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oh that poor car....

Pic of what a game cock might look like.

This article reminds me of how ads show young, good looking people driving new cars vs the reality.

(Why yes, I wish I could afford a nice new car)

Just another play on the classic thunderchicken...

Norwegian Squirrel: This article reminds me of how ads show young, good looking people driving new cars vs the reality.

(Why yes, I wish I could afford a nice new car)

When I was 22, I bought a new car (1997 Ford Escort). 12 years later, I sold it for $1,000 to someone who killed the engine within 2 years. Since then, I realized having a brand new car and breaking your back to make payments just isn't worth it. My latest car is a 2000 Ford Taurus that I paid $3,000 cash for. With the Escort, early on I cared about every scratch and ding and bird. Now, I just don't care, it's a tool to get me places.

And this little classic found during GIS...



/ 04-05 WRX STi
// God almighty

Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

StanTheMan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

My 90 year old sweet little lady neighbor had a Corvette. No, I don't live in Pasadena.

Omegamerc: Horrid fitment of the hood onto the car.

Pretty sure that's the way the C5's came from the factory.

altinos: Norwegian Squirrel: This article reminds me of how ads show young, good looking people driving new cars vs the reality.

(Why yes, I wish I could afford a nice new car)

When I was 22, I bought a new car (1997 Ford Escort). 12 years later, I sold it for $1,000 to someone who killed the engine within 2 years. Since then, I realized having a brand new car and breaking your back to make payments just isn't worth it. My latest car is a 2000 Ford Taurus that I paid $3,000 cash for. With the Escort, early on I cared about every scratch and ding and bird. Now, I just don't care, it's a tool to get me places.

True, some cars are just vehicles, tools to transport you and your stuff from A to B. But sometimes I wish I had a cool, sporty, not very practical car to just drive for long trips. And not to paint a giant cock on it...

Here in Norway, the average age of a new car buyer is 57. (We pay a LOT of taxes on cars)

There's a reason people think you're getting bald when you buy a new Corvette/Porsche/Ferrari. (Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear had a good explanation why only good looking people should buy a convertible Ferrari)

MoronLessOff: StanTheMan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

My 90 year old sweet little lady neighbor had a Corvette. No, I don't live in Pasadena.

Meh. She was a Mopar woman anyway.

Norwegian Squirrel: This article reminds me of how ads show young, good looking people driving new cars vs the reality.

(Why yes, I wish I could afford a nice new car)

K, the article was clear it was a 2004 Vette, not a new car.

Laocoon: StanTheMan:

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

Don't you have a gym to get to?

Tomorrow.

MoronLessOff: StanTheMan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

My 90 year old sweet little lady neighbor had a Corvette. No, I don't live in Pasadena.

She sounds cool. My 70-yr-old mom has a 430HP candy-apple red Camaro SS.

How's it going?
bad. my grandma died.
That sucks, cancer or????
no, man. she flipped her vette.

StanTheMan: MoronLessOff: StanTheMan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

My 90 year old sweet little lady neighbor had a Corvette. No, I don't live in Pasadena.

She sounds cool. My 70-yr-old mom has a 430HP candy-apple red Camaro SS.

She was great, loved animals. She sure new how to get around, too.

Norwegian Squirrel: (We pay a LOT of taxes on cars)

Don't you pay a lot of taxes on cars to encourage you to use bicycles and public transit more? Or am I thinking of another country?

pxlboy: I challenged my ex-girlfriend to find a Corvette driver under 45.

I knew a 30 year old who drove one, but he owned his own small businesses and worked several side jobs. Never had time to have fun in it, other than driving to jobs.

Hey, he could use it for Monday Night Rehabilitation!



/Hot, in one sense

Came for TPB reference. Leaving unsatisfied.

StanTheMan: Eddie Adams from Torrance: That'll be a nice change.

Most Corvettes have a cock in the drivers' seat.

Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner
/Have a huge cock
/People who do these things to Corvettes should have them repossessed

Not sure if srs

StanTheMan: Yeah, fark you very much jealous hater. Now go back to your 2000 Accord and fat wife.

/2011 Corvette owner



Oh, that was so last year.

You're supposed to paint lesbians on there.
Everybody likes lesbians.