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(TMZ)   Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook   (tmz.com) divider line 61
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2012-01-02 08:23:33 AM  
Brutal.
 
2012-01-02 08:28:35 AM  
Hey Jerry, if you're playing with fire, you're playing in Hell!

/woooo-hoooo-hoooo-hoooo
 
2012-01-02 09:05:32 AM  
Meeting a chick on Facebook sounds good in theory ...

Yes, much like how Austrian Economics sounds good... in theory.
 
2012-01-02 10:34:28 AM  
What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

2.bp.blogspot.com
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.
 
2012-01-02 11:42:27 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400]
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.


I'm glad she went with light lipstick. I might not have noticed her lips otherwise.
 
2012-01-02 12:00:03 PM  
So, a bassist is getting a restraining order against girl who looks like she was designed for BJs. Are you sure this isn't an Onion article?
 
2012-01-02 12:05:29 PM  
I wonder if she wears Daisy Duck ... er Daisy Dukes.
 
2012-01-02 12:05:35 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400]
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.


The funny thing is, she has people in her life who tell her she looks great. I wonder if she ever looks in the mirror, on those rare occasions she's not high on anything, has a moment of lucidity, and realizes how farked up she looks. Perhaps she cries for awhile, then does another line, pops a couple of pills, breaks out the trowel to clean up her make up, and goes out bravely into the world again. To fark washed up has been rockstars who live in apartments, and probably work at a seedy sex shop in West Hollywood.
 
2012-01-02 12:07:09 PM  
Former Danzig bassist doesn't really narrow it down.

Oh, the one that played with them after everyone stopped listening to Danzig
 
2012-01-02 12:08:18 PM  
Is it his mom?

Dnrtfa
 
2012-01-02 12:12:05 PM  

hbk72777: Former Danzig bassist doesn't really narrow it down.

Oh, the one that played with them after everyone stopped listening to Danzig


I guess that would explain him living in an apartment, with roommates. Going by Google, it appears he's the ex-bassist of a lot of bands, it's just that Danzig's the only one anybody's ever heard of.
 
2012-01-02 12:12:24 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400]
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.


She has mexican sharpie eyebrows and transexual stripper home-inflation-kit lips. Are we sure it was born female? As for what's in the TMZ article:

Montano claims she sent him harassing texts all night and eventually showed up at his place -- when he wasn't there -- and after one of his roommates let her in, Montano claims she kicked in his bedroom door and "trashed the place." Montano says he filed a police report and when he told Caputo about it, he claims she replied by saying if he filed charges against her, she would tell the cops he raped her.

If it were a dude, it'd be in jail already. Because it dresses like a chick, it is not. I totally believe this dude's story that she went crazy on him. Look at Shawn Merriman and Tila Tequila. I just want to know how many drugs were involved, and (especially) who the 'friends' were who hooked these two up in the first place. Sounds totally like a set up, especially with the 'friend' letting this thing into HIS home while he wasn't there. biatch doesn't live there, they only just met (allegedly) why is she being allowed into his home?

Was anything taken?

He should press charges. biatch needs to be in jail... and so does the person who let her in. Dude needs to take his keys away from his 'friends', because they are not. And he needs to get away from whatever drugs they all are exchanging.
 
2012-01-02 12:13:16 PM  

BarbadoSlim: Is it his mom?

Dnrtfa


No, but the more I look into the people involved, seems the crazy duck lips woman is the more famous of the two.
 
2012-01-02 12:16:45 PM  
Jesus.

Really.. does anyone find that even remotely attractive?
 
2012-01-02 12:17:15 PM  

LectertheChef: Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400]
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.

The funny thing is, she has people in her life who tell her she looks great.
I wonder if she ever looks in the mirror, on those rare occasions she's not high on anything, has a moment of lucidity, and realizes how farked up she looks. Perhaps she cries for awhile, then does another line, pops a couple of pills, breaks out the trowel to clean up her make up, and goes out bravely into the world again. To fark washed up has been rockstars who live in apartments, and probably work at a seedy sex shop in West Hollywood.


That first sentence reminds me of Haiti of Arcadia and Celebrity Seaborn. I wonder who the homosexual stylist is in Mr/Ms Caputo's life.
 
2012-01-02 12:20:30 PM  
Separated at birth?

2.bp.blogspot.comwww.shewired.com
 
2012-01-02 12:23:01 PM  
This is the quintissential Fark story, a piece of non-news that gets weirder (and uglier) as we dig into it.
 
2012-01-02 12:28:28 PM  
DSLs.
 
2012-01-02 12:34:44 PM  
I prefer female ICP fans from MySpace
 
2012-01-02 12:34:44 PM  
Is that picture real? Please tell me that's a PS.

Please.
 
2012-01-02 12:35:20 PM  

Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400]
Wow, I mean just wow.

If only she had removable teeth, a Rolls Royce of BlowJobs.


Kill it with fire!
/shudders
 
2012-01-02 12:45:04 PM  
She would be very efficient at eating eucalyptus leaves.
 
2012-01-02 12:55:25 PM  
Former Danzig bassist is trying to get a restraining order against a woman he picked up on Facebook. I don't see how he thought any good would come from this... I mean, this chick is a Danzig fan he picked up on Facebook .. who dates the bass player.

Fixed that for subby.
 
2012-01-02 01:02:06 PM  

darch: Is that picture real? Please tell me that's a PS.

Please.


First thing I did was a GIS of "Priscilla Caputo". The other photos are similar enough. Looks legit.

/don't know if it's the same chick but I suspect so.
 
2012-01-02 01:11:01 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-02 01:14:56 PM  
I came across this tidbit. She is a self admitted crazy. Says her cosmetic surgeries were performed by her then boyfriend and that she became suicidal. Another case of sticking your dick in crazy gone wrong.

/citation
http://mommysdirtylittlesecret.com/2011/06/02/photos-aspiring-model-p r iscilla-caputo-depressed-after-her-huge-lip-injections/
 
2012-01-02 01:18:02 PM  

darch: Is that picture real? Please tell me that's a PS.

Please.


I bet those lips make her talk funny.
 
2012-01-02 01:30:14 PM  
I wonder what she sounds like on a windy day.
 
2012-01-02 01:34:13 PM  
I was halfway expecting that to be Eerie. Glad it's not.
 
2012-01-02 01:36:30 PM  
highsocietyplasticsurgery.files.wordpress.com

Oh hey, there's an article on her in the Daily Fail (new window).
 
2012-01-02 01:47:58 PM  
Your honor,
Tell that woman not to walk my way
 
2012-01-02 02:00:22 PM  

EyeballKid: Your honor,
Tell that woman not to walk my way


Perhaps the judge could just issue a general restraining order that keeps her 100ft away from everyone living.
 
2012-01-02 02:07:41 PM  

bdub77: Separated at birth?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400][www.shewired.com image 300x400]


If she were smart, she would dye her hair blonde and become a hooker for a very specialized clientele who wanted to fark muppets.
 
2012-01-02 02:26:30 PM  
rookery.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-01-02 02:32:23 PM  
Is she from Ipswich by chance?
 
2012-01-02 02:34:04 PM  
Wow.

Snooki really looks like shiat.
 
2012-01-02 02:45:23 PM  

hbk72777: Former Danzig bassist doesn't really narrow it down.

Oh, the one that played with them after everyone stopped listening to Danzig


In his defense, I can't imagine that Glen Danzig is the easiest guy to work for.

But yeah, this woman? Those lips ruin it all.
 
2012-01-02 03:26:22 PM  
Read article, saw it wasn't Eerie, lost interest.
 
2012-01-02 03:56:34 PM  

bdub77: Separated at birth?

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 302x400][www.shewired.com image 300x400]


No way, man! That skank-freak on the left is disgusting and I wouldn't touch her with a ten-foot-pole, whereas that hot muppet on the right I would totally ... um ... I've said too much.
 
2012-01-02 04:16:58 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

29.media.tumblr.com


Kissing cousins,no?
 
2012-01-02 04:30:54 PM  

LectertheChef: The funny thing is, she has people in her life who tell her she looks great.


Or who give her polite, non-committal answers that she interprets as encouragement.
Such as, "a lot of women want bigger lips (but not as big as yours)", "they're just jealous (of seeing you pissing your money away on self-mutilation)", "there are worse things you could do (like genocide)"
 
2012-01-02 05:11:15 PM  
img842.imageshack.us
 
2012-01-02 05:28:00 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

This before is definitely hittable.

But, at 30, she feels she's looking old and haggard? Meg Tilly is 53, Selma is mid 40s, Diane Lane late 40s and Sandra Bullock is about to push 50.

If you are looking old and haggard at 30 ladies, stop blaming genetics and your body, and start blaming your goddamn lifestyle.
 
2012-01-02 05:58:33 PM  

FinFangFark: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x408]

This before is definitely hittable.


That's not a before, that's an after-first-collagen-injection.
 
2012-01-02 06:56:26 PM  
Mother of Mercy...
 
2012-01-02 06:58:03 PM  
Wait - Danzig's one-time bassist is so broke he lives in an apartment with multiple roommates? She didn't trash his apartment - she just trashed his bedroom?

Really? Jeezus, I may have been a 17-year-old white trash cable monkey, but at least I had my own place...
 
jlt
2012-01-02 07:55:06 PM  

FinFangFark: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x408]

This before is definitely hittable.

But, at 30, she feels she's looking old and haggard? Meg Tilly is 53, Selma is mid 40s, Diane Lane late 40s and Sandra Bullock is about to push 50.

If you are looking old and haggard at 30 ladies, stop blaming genetics and your body, and start blaming your goddamn lifestyle.


Even there those lips look lopsided. Maybe she just wanted to "even them out"...
That is a rough 30.
 
2012-01-02 08:32:24 PM  
Because People in power are Stupid: What a GIS of Priscilla Caputo may look like:

This is why practicing your blow job skills on a curling iron is a terrible idea.
 
2012-01-02 08:33:55 PM  

FormlessOne: Really? Jeezus, I may have been a 17-year-old white trash cable monkey, but at least I had my own place...


I suspect that if you're not a B or A list bassist and aren't making a lot of money, you're really gonna be on the road a lot (road pay will be your only income, since you have no publishing rights to anything you're performing), renting a room instead of trying to maintain a residence that you're only in maybe 3 months out of the year is a much more sensible thing from a resource management point.

/giving the poor guy the benefit of the doubt
 
2012-01-02 08:50:20 PM  
Too be fair I don't think she looks like she was stung in the mouth by a bee anymore, so in this guy's defense she was probably normal looking when he met her. In an interview with her from back in June she said that once she realized she looked like a clown and was a laughing stock she stopped with the collagen boosters and her lips are starting to go down to their normal size. But you gotta feel sorry for him because anybody that would willingly do that to themselves and think they look good is full of crazy.
 
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