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(Daily Mail) Florida 12-year-old boy in critical condition after being hit in head by celebratory New Year gunshot fired from miles away. Police are baffled, but seek someone who likes Skyrim a lot   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 77
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2012-01-02 09:02:22 AM
*skyrimshot*
 
2012-01-02 10:31:14 AM
This really makes me angry. How stupid are people that they fire guns into the air? Don't they realize that a bullet that goes up doesn't just magically disappear into the sky? No. They come down, and people can get hurt.
 
2012-01-02 10:40:04 AM
Grables'Daughter: This really makes me angry. How stupid are people that they fire guns into the air? Don't they realize that a bullet that goes up doesn't just magically disappear into the sky? No. They come down, and people can get hurt.

It's called The Middle East Mentality.
 
2012-01-02 11:37:37 AM
Sounds like a Kurt Vonnegut novel
 
2012-01-02 11:38:00 AM
SWABH
 
2012-01-02 11:38:51 AM
gopher321: Grables'Daughter: This really makes me angry. How stupid are people that they fire guns into the air? Don't they realize that a bullet that goes up doesn't just magically disappear into the sky? No. They come down, and people can get hurt.

It's called The Middle East Mentality.


Maybe if you tell enough rednecks that they'll stop doing it.
 
2012-01-02 11:39:42 AM
Since when do we care if we accidently kill someone we don't know and don't know we've killed?
 
2012-01-02 11:40:21 AM
was his head knee-shaped?

maybe i'm just not getting the headline
 
2012-01-02 11:40:37 AM
came for boomheadshot.gif

/i'll check back later.
 
2012-01-02 11:40:57 AM
TravisBickle62: Sounds like a Kurt Vonnegut novel

Eagle Eye Penis?
 
2012-01-02 11:41:55 AM
I guess the two links about this from local media outlets I submitted weren't as good as a story from the Daily Fail. I must give subby credit for the Skyrim reference.
 
2012-01-02 11:42:02 AM
Bullets fired into the air maintain their lethal capability when they eventually fall back down.

busted / plausible / confirmed

In the case of a bullet fired at a precisely vertical angle (something extremely difficult for a human being to duplicate), the bullet would tumble, lose its spin, and fall at a much slower speed due to terminal velocity and is therefore rendered less than lethal on impact. However, if a bullet is fired upward at a non-vertical angle (a far more probable possibility), it will maintain its spin and will reach a high enough speed to be lethal on impact. Because of this potentiality, firing a gun into the air is illegal in most states, and even in the states that it is legal, it is not recommended by the police. Also the MythBusters were able to identify two people who had been injured by falling bullets, one of them fatally injured. To date, this is the only myth to receive all three ratings at the same time.
 
2012-01-02 11:42:09 AM
One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.
 
2012-01-02 11:43:55 AM
gopher321: Grables'Daughter: This really makes me angry. How stupid are people that they fire guns into the air? Don't they realize that a bullet that goes up doesn't just magically disappear into the sky? No. They come down, and people can get hurt.

It's called The Middle East Mentality.



Oblig: Iraq, Kentucky Vie For World Shooting-Into-The-Air Supremacy (new window)
 
2012-01-02 11:44:34 AM
Once again, the L.A.P.D. is asking Los Angelenos not to fire their guns at the visitor spacecraft. You may inadvertently trigger an interstellar war.
 
2012-01-02 11:44:39 AM
Saw this one on CSI: Vegas
 
2012-01-02 11:45:19 AM
Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

Wouldn't a shotgun be more obnoxious than anything? There isn't any spin, and basically you'd just have random buckshot hitting you at terminal velocity, which would be annoying but not lethal.
 
2012-01-02 11:45:27 AM
medius: was his head knee-shaped?

maybe i'm just not getting the headline


This (new window) video should explain it.
 
2012-01-02 11:46:16 AM
Nunpoo: I guess the two links about this from local media outlets I submitted weren't as good as a story from the Daily Fail. I must give subby credit for the Skyrim reference.

The Daily Mail has a 'special relationship' with Fark?

/why *are* American stories more likely to appear at Fark through a non-American source, than local media?
 
2012-01-02 11:46:54 AM
I used to live in east Hillsborough near a very large migrant compound, and every major holiday they'd get drunk and shoot their guns into the air. Needless to say, I'm glad I live in an upper middle class community full of retirees now.
 
2012-01-02 11:47:17 AM
Shot by Angry Birds . . .

i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-02 11:49:16 AM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: Nunpoo: I guess the two links about this from local media outlets I submitted weren't as good as a story from the Daily Fail. I must give subby credit for the Skyrim reference.

The Daily Mail has a 'special relationship' with Fark?

/why *are* American stories more likely to appear at Fark through a non-American source, than local media?


Because the, "hur hur, Daily Fail" comments up the hit count.
 
2012-01-02 11:49:36 AM
I used to celebrate new years eve like you, until I took a bullet to the knee.

/oblig
 
2012-01-02 11:49:48 AM
Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

While I agree that they're idiots, at least shot gun pellets don't hurt when they come down.
 
2012-01-02 11:50:11 AM
sirbissel: medius: was his head knee-shaped?

maybe i'm just not getting the headline

This (new window) video should explain it.


ok, now i have to try that. or maybe shoot myself in the head
 
2012-01-02 11:50:28 AM
They should put RF chips in the projectiles of ammo so you can trace the sale back to the store and gun-owner.
 
2012-01-02 11:51:50 AM
TheGreatGazoo: Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

Wouldn't a shotgun be more obnoxious than anything? There isn't any spin, and basically you'd just have random buckshot hitting you at terminal velocity, which would be annoying but not lethal.


It's better than a rifle, I guess, but they're still randomly discharging a firearm in the middle of a heavily populated area.I've been peppered with birdshot before, and it mostly just stings unless it hits you in the eye. I don't know what buckshot would do to you. I would hope they're not psycho enough to be shooting slugs like that.
 
2012-01-02 11:51:58 AM
Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

Shotguns don't work that way.
 
2012-01-02 11:53:39 AM
I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground. But if a bullet lost it's spin it would just bounce off you head like pillow pet.
 
2012-01-02 11:55:11 AM
Interceptor1: While I agree that they're idiots, at least shot gun pellets don't hurt when they come down.

That's most of the reason I just rolled my eyes about it and did essentially nothing but call them a dumb ass on Fark.
 
2012-01-02 11:56:40 AM
Yogimus: Shotguns don't work that way.

Random gunfire in your apartment complex wouldn't make you just a teensy bit uncomfortable?
 
2012-01-02 11:57:25 AM
My dad lived in a trailer park in West Palm Beach a few years back. When he moved in, it was a nice neighborhood, but the property changed hands a few times and it all went to shiat. A couple of years before he eventually moved out of that festering wound, he was in the living room celebrating the new year when he heard something in the kitchen. He walked in to find a fairly sizeable hole in his ceiling and countertop along with chunks of lead on the floor. I remember thinking to myself how irresponsible somebody would have to be to fire a gun into the air without care for the consequences. You don't have to have a degree in physics to know that a gun is a dangerous thing that is only to be used in very specific situations.
 
2012-01-02 11:57:38 AM
Morons in my neighborhood have done this for as long as I can remember
 
2012-01-02 11:59:30 AM
Smurfme: I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground. But if a bullet lost it's spin it would just bounce off you head like pillow pet.

Also busted by Mythbusters - terminal velocity of a coin can't even break skin
 
2012-01-02 12:01:55 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Smurfme: I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground. But if a bullet lost it's spin it would just bounce off you head like pillow pet.

Also busted by Mythbusters - terminal velocity of a coin can't even break skin


they were using the wrong coin

www.wayfaring.info

/small change
 
2012-01-02 12:02:46 PM
DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Smurfme: I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground. But if a bullet lost it's spin it would just bounce off you head like pillow pet.

Also busted by Mythbusters - terminal velocity of a coin can't even break skin


What if it comes down on its edge with and two foot long titanium spike? What about then?

I gots to know.
 
2012-01-02 12:05:14 PM
TheGreatGazoo: Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

Wouldn't a shotgun be more obnoxious than anything? There isn't any spin, and basically you'd just have random buckshot hitting you at terminal velocity, which would be annoying but not lethal.



Unless someone happens to be glancing upwards and a piece of shot goes in their eye. Then they're at least blind, if not dead.

But you're right, we should excuse people who fire shotguns in the air. I mean, what are the chances of that happening? So slim. Barely worth thinking about. No pistols or rifles allowed though, just shotguns.
 
2012-01-02 12:06:44 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: . . .

The Daily Mail has a 'special relationship' with Fark?

/why *are* American stories more likely to appear at Fark through a non-American source, than local media?


Simple, because the UK is 5 hours ahead of Eastern US they get the news before it happens in the US. Blame time zones for the advantage.
 
2012-01-02 12:10:41 PM
Smurfme: I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground.


It would kill an overweight God?
 
2012-01-02 12:10:45 PM
Interceptor1: Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

While I agree that they're idiots, at least shot gun pellets don't hurt when they come down.


My neighbors used to shoot skeet in their yard once or twice a month. Granted, this was rural Texas and my neighbors were 1/4 mile away, but once or twice per session we'd hear the pellets peppering the tin roof of the house.
 
2012-01-02 12:13:06 PM
TheGreatGazoo: Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

Wouldn't a shotgun be more obnoxious than anything? There isn't any spin, and basically you'd just have random buckshot hitting you at terminal velocity, which would be annoying but not lethal.


There is possibly some concern about the gun being fired whilst in a less vertical degree- a degree perhaps closer to perpendicular to the windows.
 
2012-01-02 12:13:09 PM
Smurfme: I've heard if you dropped a penny off the Empire state building, it would put a creator 3' in diameter in the ground. But if a bullet lost it's spin it would just bounce off you head like pillow pet.

I know some farkers would like to put some job creators in the ground.

/not me though
//i love capitalism
 
2012-01-02 12:13:19 PM
They love doing this in the Philippines too. Along with fireworks. Over 700 injured New Years Eve
 
2012-01-02 12:14:00 PM
DarthBart: Interceptor1: Dictatorial_Flair: One of my genius neighbors started blasting away with a shotgun at midnight on new year's eve. I wish I saw which one it was, I would have called the cops on their dumb ass. Unfortunately I only heard them. It's comforting to know I live a handful of yards away from somebody who celebrates flipping to a new calendar with random gunfire.

While I agree that they're idiots, at least shot gun pellets don't hurt when they come down.

My neighbors used to shoot skeet in their yard once or twice a month. Granted, this was rural Texas and my neighbors were 1/4 mile away, but once or twice per session we'd hear the pellets peppering the tin roof of the house.



That's a hell of a long way for skeet to travel. I'm only good for a few feet.
 
2012-01-02 12:15:53 PM
fat boy: They love doing this in the Philippines too. Along with fireworks. Over 700 injured New Years Eve

Meh, a German guy blew himself up to death with an illegal firework. Happy new year, we lost a dumbass!
 
2012-01-02 12:19:34 PM
I learned, ages ago, to NOT fire guns in the air. Back then, it was a common practice during celebrations and, of course, you saw it on TV all of the time and in movies, especially Westerns.

I recall thinking about it one day when I had been out target shooting with a .22 rifle. The bullets had a range of one mile. If I fired one in the air, I reasoned, then it became a ballistic arch, increasing the range. I wasn't sure, then, if it could hurt anyone if it came down in a developed area but I didn't want to take the risk. By then, my city had started to grow and wooded areas were shrinking.

Back in the 70's I worked in a Mental Health Clinic on the edge of a high crime area. Every New Years when I worked nights, we kept the patients away from the windows and, stopped any outside patrolling. We even stopped inside security checks in the office wing because of the big, glass windows there.

The area, starting shortly before midnight, would sound like a war zone.

I could stand in one of the quieter sections and actually hear the occasional impact of bullets falling on the roof.

In the 80's, as a courier, our office was near the local airport in an old warehouse. From time to time I'd find spent bullets in the parking lot, but the ones which concerned me were those that hit and chipped the concrete walls of the building.

At night, I made sure all of our vans were pulled into the warehouse.

This New Years, sitting in my house in what is now a densely populated residential area, after all of the fireworks and stuff went off, naturally there were several folks out there firing off guns until about 1 am.

I just hoped they were firing them into the ground. That's what I do when I fire my gun off in a celebration.

Plus, the 'Mythbusters' had an episode which clearly displayed how fast and hard a bullet can come back down. Plus many an ER physician will tell you about wounds he's had to treat from bullets coming back down after being fired in the air.
 
2012-01-02 12:26:36 PM
fat boy: They love doing this in the Philippines too. Along with fireworks. Over 700 injured New Years Eve

That is 200 less than last year!
/NYE in Manila was the best.
//OK, Second best. Nashville, Bassnectar was the best.
 
2012-01-02 12:36:52 PM
Dictatorial_Flair: Yogimus: Shotguns don't work that way.

Random gunfire in your apartment complex wouldn't make you just a teensy bit uncomfortable?


Meh?
 
2012-01-02 12:37:34 PM
Please refrain from firing at the visitor spacecraft!
 
2012-01-02 12:46:15 PM
I used to celebrate New years by throwing these into the air...
www.maninstitute.com

until I took one to the knee.
 
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