FARK.com: (6855177) Either this article is about politics, or "Iowa Surprise" is a euphemism for a frightening sex act

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Snarfangel

2012-01-02 08:52:39 AM

Probably the latter, involving corn and hogs.

Oh, and plenty of ethanol.

ZAZ

2012-01-02 09:20:44 AM

Santorum Surges With Low-Dollar Model

Is "low-dollar model" a euphemism for cheap prostitute?

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-02 10:22:10 AM

Subby, you make baby jesus™ cry.

www.philebrity.com

tomWright

2012-01-02 10:24:22 AM

ZAZ: Santorum Surges With Low-Dollar Model

Is "low-dollar model" a euphemism for cheap prostitute?

Yes, republicans are far more frugal than democrats.

/came here for low dollar model as prostitute reference, leaving satisfied

apoptotic

2012-01-02 10:29:15 AM

Santorum Surges With Low-Dollar Model Poised for Iowa Surprise
is a fantastic headline, regardless of what the article says. In fact, the writers set themselves up for failure, as there was no way the article could live up to the headline.

BitwiseShift

2012-01-02 10:30:28 AM

Is that like a Steamy Sanchez?

Jake Havechek

2012-01-02 10:35:26 AM

Is that when you throw creamed corn in her face when you're done?

Boatmech

2012-01-02 10:41:59 AM

Jake Havechek: Is that when you throw creamed corn in her face when you're done?

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Kinda like a Midwest money shot ?

deschinc

2012-01-02 10:46:12 AM

An Iowa Surprise is when you are performing oral sex on a women, find a couple of corn kernels in there, comment you are going to throw up and having her tell you that's what the last guy said.

DarwiOdrade

2012-01-02 10:49:08 AM

All I'll say is I thought it means she would eat the corn about 12 hours before the 'surprise'.

ongbok

2012-01-02 11:01:22 AM

That is how I expect somebody to look when they just got an "Iowa Surprise".

Vodka Zombie

2012-01-02 11:08:14 AM

I'm not sure why people should give two shiats about Iowa since the GOP has not put forth a single candidate capable of speaking in complete sentences much less beating Obama.

I feel sorry for the people who think the GOP is going to do anything other than lose horribly in November.

maniacbastard

2012-01-02 11:17:52 AM

Prepping an Iowa Surprise

I guess it is a two girl corn thing or something...

Farker Soze

2012-01-02 11:32:17 AM

Santorum is going to have sex with you in a very uncomfortable place.

demanton

2012-01-02 11:44:08 AM

Surprise!

BMulligan

2012-01-02 11:59:21 AM

Farker Soze: Santorum is going to have sex with you in a very uncomfortable place.

Philly?

AnonAmbientLight

2012-01-02 12:01:05 PM

Can we expect a Rusty Venture next?

Evil Twin Skippy

2012-01-02 12:31:17 PM

deschinc: An Iowa Surprise is when you are performing oral sex on a women, find a couple of corn kernels in there, comment you are going to throw up and having her tell you that's what the last guy said.

This Morning

KingPsyz

2012-01-02 12:34:05 PM

yes

KingPsyz

2012-01-02 12:34:40 PM

Farker Soze: Santorum is going to have sex with you in a very uncomfortable place.

The back of a VW Bug?

Evil Twin Skippy

2012-01-02 12:35:27 PM

Maybe an Iowa Surprise if you use too much lube when exit polling, and you get a surge of Santorum

Evil Twin Skippy

2012-01-02 12:36:03 PM

KingPsyz: Farker Soze: Santorum is going to have sex with you in a very uncomfortable place.

The back of a VW Bug?

In Philly

loonatic112358

2012-01-02 01:01:16 PM

This is what we call it when Santorum point leads gets Perry from behind

brukmann

2012-01-02 01:12:09 PM

Santorum Surges ~~With~~ From Low-Dollar Model Poised for Iowa Surprise

wtf... lack of editing is horrendous these days...

Bearwhale

2012-01-02 02:37:54 PM

Either this article is about politics, or "Iowa Surprise" is a euphemism for a frightening sex act

I thought politics WAS a frightening sex act.

/Except for the part of getting screwed.
//That's not much of a surprise.

Kevin72

2012-01-02 03:04:48 PM

Santorum, enjoy your 4 or 5 delegates that you will get out of your year in Iowa and "surge" to third place. That's it for you. The end. Death to the Iowa caucuses, stupidest thing ever. And you, Santorum totally bought into it, sucker.

/Santorum, that frothy mixture of sperm, lube, and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of unprotected anal sex.

andrewagill

2012-01-02 04:28:20 PM

maniacbastard: [collegecandy.files.wordpress.com image 475x350]

Prepping an Iowa Surprise

I guess it is a two girl corn thing or something...

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I'll... uh, leave the rest of it out.

Gyrfalcon

2012-01-02 05:05:22 PM

brukmann: Santorum Surges With From Low-Dollar Model Poised for Iowa Surprise

wtf... lack of editing is horrendous these days...

Hell, I thought that said "Low-Dollar MOTEL" and I was about to say, that makes perfect sense!

Ishidan

2012-01-02 11:26:12 PM

it does sound like a frightening sex act, doesn't it?

"Why's it called that?"
"Cause if you do it right, that's the sound she'll make! AI! OH! AAAAAH!"

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