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(TMZ) Interesting Atlanta Falcon Rowdy Roddy White admits he IS the father of a child whose mother is suing him for child support, even though Maury hasn't come back with the official test results yet   (tmz.com) divider line 6
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Harv72b [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 09:06:07 AM
"...he DID father a child with a Georgia banker named Stacey Hott..."

Seriously? Sounds like a bad 80s pop singer.
 
mikaloyd
2012-01-02 10:45:19 AM
Roddy White wants to keep his dream of being the biggest egotistical sleazebucket in the NFL alive. You cant get the media exposure you need for that if you just quietly pay to raise the kids you father but wont be a parent to.
 
ExperianScaresCthulhu
2012-01-02 02:07:33 PM
mikaloyd: Roddy White wants to keep his dream of being the biggest egotistical sleazebucket in the NFL alive. You cant get the media exposure you need for that if you just quietly pay to raise the kids you father but wont be a parent to.

That would be nipped in the bud if hoes would close their legs and stop looking at dudes as ATMs, and their uteruses as the debit card.

/no man should pay for support for a kid got off a groupie
//biatches; you want a baby, you find a way to support it without having a hand out
 
FinFangFark
2012-01-02 05:09:01 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu: mikaloyd: Roddy White wants to keep his dream of being the biggest egotistical sleazebucket in the NFL alive. You cant get the media exposure you need for that if you just quietly pay to raise the kids you father but wont be a parent to.

That would be nipped in the bud if hoes would close their legs and stop looking at dudes as ATMs, and their uteruses as the debit card.

/no man should pay for support for a kid got off a groupie
//biatches; you want a baby, you find a way to support it without having a hand out

agreed..."he needs to give me money for the kid that's his...he's rich"

judge: "Oh snap! He is? Then he's awarded custody and you get shiat"
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 05:27:10 PM
FinFangFark: ExperianScaresCthulhu: mikaloyd: Roddy White wants to keep his dream of being the biggest egotistical sleazebucket in the NFL alive. You cant get the media exposure you need for that if you just quietly pay to raise the kids you father but wont be a parent to.

That would be nipped in the bud if hoes would close their legs and stop looking at dudes as ATMs, and their uteruses as the debit card.

/no man should pay for support for a kid got off a groupie
//biatches; you want a baby, you find a way to support it without having a hand out

agreed..."he needs to give me money for the kid that's his...he's rich"

judge: "Oh snap! He is? Then he's awarded custody and you get shiat"

B-B-B-BUT... The mother should be compensated handsomely instead of placing the child with the parent that has the best means of supporting it!
 
wombatsrus
2012-01-02 07:22:10 PM
ExperianScaresCthulhu:

That would be nipped in the bud if hoes would close their legs and stop looking at dudes as ATMs, and their uteruses as the debit card.

The earth will likely plunge into the sun first. Their actions have become a learned part of the culture, a ticket to the good life, supported by whatever family the hoes have around them.
 
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