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		Today's pirate ship runs aground with 100 tourists aboard brought to you by ClearwatAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR (wtsp.com)		28
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hillary

2012-01-02 09:04:27 AM

Fog is believed to have been a factor in the ships running aground.

Well, that and shallow water, but I'm thinking it was more the shallow water part.

AirForceVet

2012-01-02 11:53:18 AM

hillary: Well, that and shallow water, but I'm thinking it was more the shallow water part.

As it ran aground near the Memorial Causeway, the captain missed the channel markAAAAARRRRRRR.

Treygreen13

2012-01-02 12:01:57 PM

...so the guy says back, "I'm a lighthouse".

ruinevil

2012-01-02 12:02:15 PM

All is see is
download.gannett.edgesuite.net

bdub77

2012-01-02 12:03:05 PM

Hey at least the ship wasn't being run by BlackwatAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR.

If it was, they'd all be dead, and the American government would get a bill for $10 million.

Magorn

2012-01-02 12:08:53 PM

What a pity there wasn't a single Operating thetan on board who could have used "the Tech" to float the ship in the air with the power of his mind. If only this had happened in a town with a lot of Scientologists

Click Click D'oh

2012-01-02 12:14:26 PM

You know, that wouldn't have happened if they read a chAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRt.

JerseyTim

2012-01-02 12:14:56 PM

Holy Mary, mother of God!

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-02 12:27:08 PM

Yeah, I saw in the news that we were having heavy sea fog this weekend.

Honkey Magoo

2012-01-02 12:34:42 PM

XEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUU *shakes fist*

Nefarious

2012-01-02 12:34:57 PM

Teen Wolf Blitzer: Yeah, I saw in the news that we were having heavy sea fog this weekend.

It weighed down the boat?

juzblome

2012-01-02 12:37:23 PM

the captain had a little too much "Captain in him."

WomanOfHeart

2012-01-02 12:38:44 PM

Honkey Magoo: XEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUU *shakes fist*

Came for THIS! Leaving incredibly satisfied.

Chinchillazilla

2012-01-02 12:40:15 PM

I've been on that ship. Surprisingly fun. I hope it's not... uh... totaled, or whatever.

It's a Lazer Beam

2012-01-02 12:48:43 PM

It was the Kraken!

JohnCarter

2012-01-02 01:01:23 PM

Like an accident waiting to happen; New Year's eve, fog, fake pirate ship, shifting water levels.

litmusdragon

2012-01-02 01:02:11 PM

Can someone explain to me what is the point of these Smart / Funny tags if only we can see them? So that I don't forget what I found funny?

Herp-a-derp

I am sure this post is new an exciting

litmusdragon

2012-01-02 01:10:02 PM

I withdraw my question. Didn't see the votee thing at the top.

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-02 01:12:02 PM

Magorn: What a pity there wasn't a single Operating thetan on board who could have used "the Tech" to float the ship in the air with the power of his mind. If only this had happened in a town with a lot of Scientologists

I came to make a Freewinds joke and you f*cked it up on me, you got-dam SP...

Teen Wolf Blitzer

2012-01-02 01:14:54 PM

litmusdragon: Can someone explain to me what is the point of these Smart / Funny tags if only we can see them? So that I don't forget what I found funny?

Herp-a-derp

I am sure this post is new an exciting

What tags?

/mobile farker

EdNortonsTwin

2012-01-02 01:21:22 PM

For so e reason i thiought Blackwater took their merc biz to the Somali coast. Good thing i read part of TFA. Wheeww!

Lone Stranger

2012-01-02 01:26:33 PM

poop deck!

egomann

2012-01-02 02:00:00 PM

juzblome: captain had a little too much "Captain in him."

Came here to make a Captian Morgan joke. Was beat to it.

Kaka

2012-01-02 02:10:53 PM