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(CNN) Obvious Iowa voters don't feel the remaining Republican candidates for President give them enough options. Apparently some chapters of the DSM-IV still don't have candidates representing them   (cnn.com) divider line 87
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cptjeff [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 02:36:58 AM
Tim Pawlenty has to be crying in his sleep by now.
 
modest22
2012-01-02 03:34:37 AM
Headline win!

\Psych grad
\\Want fries with that?
 
eeeleeet [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 03:35:56 AM
Well Played subby.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 08:28:50 AM
One Iowa GOP insider said he'd welcome Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, Sen. John Thune of South Dakota or Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan to the fray: "All three are more palatable to the American people than the current slate of candidates."

Jon Huntsman is basically in that same tier of Republicans, and he has zero traction in Iowa.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 08:35:50 AM
It must be frustrating to want to support the candidate who'd start a nuclear war in the Middle East, impose a strict religious morality, disavow scientific research, and make women second-class citizens and realize there are NO Ayatollahs available to caucus for tomorrow.

"Oh, well. I guess Santorum is close enough for now."
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 09:07:01 AM
Which one's the sociopath? Just Mitt or all of them?
 
2wolves [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 09:50:32 AM
308.3 Acute Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
309.9 Adjustment Disorder Unspecified Adjustment Disorders
309.24 Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety Adjustment Disorders
309.0 Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.3 Adjustment Disorder with Disturbance of Conduct Adjustment Disorders
309.28 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.4 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Disturbance of Emotions and Conduct Adjustment Disorders
300.22 Agoraphobia without History of Panic Disorder Anxiety Disorders
307.1 Anorexia Nervosa Eating Disorders
301.7 Antisocial Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
293.89 Anxiety Disorder Due to Medical Condition Anxiety Disorders
300 Anxiety Disorder, NOS Anxiety Disorders
301.82 Avoidant Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
296.8 Bipolar Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
296.56 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.55 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.51 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.52 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.54 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.53 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.50 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.46 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.45 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.41 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Mild Mood Disorders
296.42 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.44 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.43 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.40 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.66 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.65 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.61 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.62 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.64 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.63 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.60 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.7 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.40 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Hypomanic Mood Disorders
296.06 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.05 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.01 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Mild Mood Disorders
296.02 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.04 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.03 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.00 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.89 Bipolar II Disorder Mood Disorders
300.7 Body Dysmorphic Disorder Somatoform Disorders
301.83 Borderline Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
780.59 Breathing-Related Sleep Disorder Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
298.8 Brief Psychotic Disorder Psychotic Disorders
307.51 Bulimia Nervosa Eating Disorders
307.45 Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
300.11 Conversion Disorder Somatoform Disorders
301.13 Cyclothymic Disorder Mood Disorders
297.1 Delusional Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.6 Dependent Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
300.6 Depersonalization Disorder Dissociative Disorders
311 Depressive Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
300.12 Dissociative Amnesia Dissociative Disorders
300.15 Dissociative Disorder NOS Dissociative Disorders
300.13 Dissociative Fugue Dissociative Disorders
300.14 Dissociative Identity Disorder Dissociative Disorders
302.76 Dyspareunia Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.47 Dyssomnia NOS Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.44 Dyssomnia Related to (Another Disorder) Sleep Disorders
300.04 Dysthymic Disorder Mood Disorders
307.5 Eating Disorder NOS Eating Disorders
302.4 Exhibitionism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
625 Female Dyspareunia Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
625.8 Female Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.73 Female Orgasmic Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.72 Female Sexual Arousal Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.81 Fetishism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.89 Frotteurism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.85 Gender Identity Disorder in Adolescents or Adults Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
302.6 Gender Identity Disorder in Children Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
302.6 Gender Identity Disorder NOS Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
300.02 Generalized Anxiety Disorder Anxiety Disorders
301.50 Histrionic Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.71 Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
300.7 Hypochondriasis Somatoform Disorders
312.3 Impulse -Control Disorder NOS Impulse-Control Disorders
307.42 Insomnia Related to (Another Disorder) Sleep Disorders
312.34 Intermittent Explosive Disorder Impulse-Control Disorders
312.32 Kleptomania Impulse-Control Disorders
296.36 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.35 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.31 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Mild Mood Disorders
296.32 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.34 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.33 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.30 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.26 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.25 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.21 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Mild Mood Disorders
296.22 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.24 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.23 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.20 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Unspecified Mood Disorders
608.89 Male Dyspareunia Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.72 Male Erectile Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
607.84 Male Erectile Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
608.89 Male Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.74 Male Orgasmic Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
293.83 Mood Disorder Due to Medical Condition Mood Disorders
301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
347 Narcolepsy Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.47 Nightmare Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
300.3 Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Anxiety Disorders
301.4 Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
625.8 Other Female Sexual Dysfunction Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
608.89 Other Male Sexual Dysfunction Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.89 Pain Disorder Associated with both Psychological Factors and Medical Conditions Somatoform Disorders
307.8 Pain Disorder Associated with Psychological Features Somatoform Disorders
300.21 Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia Anxiety Disorders
300.01 Panic Disorder without Agoraphobia Anxiety Disorders
301.0 Paranoid Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.9 Paraphilia, NOS Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
307.47 Parasomnia NOS Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
312.31 Pathological Gambling Impulse-Control Disorders
302.2 Pedophilia Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
301.9 Personality Disorder NOS Personality Disorders
309.81 Posttraumatic Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
302.75 Premature Ejaculation Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.44 Primary Hypersomnia Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.42 Primary Insomnia Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
293.81 Psychotic Disorder Due to Medical Condition, with Delusions Psychotic Disorders
293.82 Psychotic Disorder Due to Medical Condition, with Hallucinations Psychotic Disorders
298.9 Psychotic Disorder, NOS Psychotic Disorders
312.33 Pyromania Impulse-Control Disorders
295.70 Schizoaffective Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.20 Schizoid Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
295.20 Schizophrenia, Catatonic Type Psychotic Disorders
295.10 Schizophrenia, Disorganized Type Psychotic Disorders
295.30 Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type Psychotic Disorders
295.60 Schizophrenia, Residual Type Psychotic Disorders
295.90 Schizophrenia, Undifferentiated Type Psychotic Disorders
295.40 Schizophreniform Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.22 Schizotypal Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.79 Sexual Aversion Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.9 Sexual Disorder NOS Sexual Disorders
302.7 Sexual Dysfunction NOS Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.83 Sexual Masochism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.84 Sexual Sadism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
297.3 Shared Psychotic Disorder Psychotic Disorders
780.54 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Hypersomnia Type Sleep Disorders
780.52 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Insomnia Type Sleep Disorders
780.59 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Mixed Type Sleep Disorders
780.59 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Parasomnia Type Sleep Disorders
307.46 Sleep Terror Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
307.46 Sleepwalking Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
300.23 Social Phobia Anxiety Disorders
300.81 Somatization Disorder Somatoform Disorders
300.81 Somatoform Disorder NOS Somatoform Disorders
300.29 Specific Phobia Anxiety Disorders
302.3 Transvestic Fetishism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
312.39 Trichotillomania Impulse-Control Disorders
300.81 Undifferentiated Somatoform Disorder Somatoform Disorders
306.51 Vaginismus Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.82 Voyeurism

"Yeah, we got a couple of 301.22s and a 298.9. Whatchu looking for?"
 
EvilEgg [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:16:21 AM
I wish the fricken Iowa voters would get over their damn selves. I can decide who to vote for without each candidate sitting down in my kitchen and chatting with me one on one.
 
TheManofPA
2012-01-02 11:43:01 AM
2wolves: 308.3 Acute Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
309.9 Adjustment Disorder Unspecified Adjustment Disorders
309.24 Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety Adjustment Disorders
309.0 Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.3 Adjustment Disorder with Disturbance of Conduct Adjustment Disorders
309.28 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.4 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Disturbance of Emotions and Conduct Adjustment Disorders
300.22 Agoraphobia without History of Panic Disorder Anxiety Disorders
307.1 Anorexia Nervosa Eating Disorders
301.7 Antisocial Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
293.89 Anxiety Disorder Due to Medical Condition Anxiety Disorders
300 Anxiety Disorder, NOS Anxiety Disorders
301.82 Avoidant Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
296.8 Bipolar Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
296.56 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.55 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.51 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.52 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.54 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.53 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.50 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.46 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.45 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.41 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Mild Mood Disorders
296.42 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.44 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.43 ...

What changes are there going to be again in the DSM-V? It's mostly on the personality disorder spectrum I thought. This could impact the next cycle of elections.
 
wambu
2012-01-02 11:43:39 AM
Is Ron Paul in the new book?
 
TheGreatGazoo
2012-01-02 11:46:39 AM
TheManofPA: 2wolves: 308.3 Acute Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
309.9 Adjustment Disorder Unspecified Adjustment Disorders
309.24 Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety Adjustment Disorders
309.0 Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.3 Adjustment Disorder with Disturbance of Conduct Adjustment Disorders
309.28 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.4 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Disturbance of Emotions and Conduct Adjustment Disorders
300.22 Agoraphobia without History of Panic Disorder Anxiety Disorders
307.1 Anorexia Nervosa Eating Disorders
301.7 Antisocial Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
293.89 Anxiety Disorder Due to Medical Condition Anxiety Disorders
300 Anxiety Disorder, NOS Anxiety Disorders
301.82 Avoidant Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
296.8 Bipolar Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
296.56 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.55 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.51 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.52 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.54 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.53 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.50 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.46 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.45 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.41 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Mild Mood Disorders
296.42 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.44 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorder ...

Just wait until we get the 2016 list once ICD 10 comes into force...
 
fzumrk
2012-01-02 11:47:50 AM
You offer someone six different flavors of shiat sandwich, and they would prefer something different? I'm shocked.
 
AirForceVet [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 11:48:42 AM
I wonder which candidate has 203.75?
 
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-02 11:49:36 AM
Very, very nicely played headline.
+1
 
wotthefark
2012-01-02 11:50:16 AM
What's with all of this sciency stuff????

Whomever wins the election clearly it was part of God's plan, no need for your fancy Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.

They have 708.96 - Jesusitus
co-morbididty - 290.56 Crazy Eyes, 290.58 Free Marketerous and 290.59 Tenancy to enjoy blowing up brown people.


Also if Corporations are people should we not have a DSM for them too. It would be the Ethical thing to do.
 
clyph
2012-01-02 11:51:00 AM
One of the nice features of being an Independent in Virginia is that I can vote in the Republican primaries, giving my support to the least electable candidate.

Considering that only Romney and Ron Paul made it on the ballot, it's an easy choice -- Romney is almost sane, save for his magic Mormon underwear. Ron Paul is nuttier than squirrel shiat.
 
The Name
2012-01-02 11:53:13 AM
As Jon Stewart has pointed out, the problem for Republican voters this year is that they want something that is nearly impossible. They want someone who is just as anti-intellectual as they are, but who won't trip over his words in debates (Perry) or spout a bunch of ignorant nonsense on scientific issues (Bachmann). They want someone who is a successful business owner, because business owners are gods apparently, but not SO successful that he was in a position to make a profit shipping jobs overseas (Romney). They want an extreme small-government candidate, but they don't want anyone who would abolish federal drug laws (Paul).

It's going to be fun watching this drag out through the winter and spring.
 
wotthefark
2012-01-02 11:54:11 AM
AirForceVet: I wonder which candidate has 203.75?

I don't know, but for most of them no one is 127.0.0.1.
 
Dr. Mojo PhD
2012-01-02 11:54:40 AM
wotthefark: Whomever wins the election clearly it was part of Heaven's steering committee's plan, no need for your fancy Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.

For congruity's sake.
 
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2012-01-02 11:56:07 AM
The Name: As Jon Stewart has pointed out, the problem for Republican voters this year is that they want something that is nearly impossible. They want someone who is just as anti-intellectual as they are, but who won't trip over his words in debates (Perry) or spout a bunch of ignorant nonsense on scientific issues (Bachmann). They want someone who is a successful business owner, because business owners are gods apparently, but not SO successful that he was in a position to make a profit shipping jobs overseas (Romney). They want an extreme small-government candidate, but they don't want anyone who would abolish federal drug laws (Paul).

It's going to be fun watching this drag out through the winter and spring.

Perhaps they just want to be dissatisfied.
 
dumbobruni
2012-01-02 11:58:50 AM
i am hoping for a long and derpy primary season.

come on Bachmann and Perry! your country needs you!
 
Fireproof
2012-01-02 11:59:38 AM
TheManofPA: 2wolves: 308.3 Acute Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
309.9 Adjustment Disorder Unspecified Adjustment Disorders
309.24 Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety Adjustment Disorders
309.0 Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.3 Adjustment Disorder with Disturbance of Conduct Adjustment Disorders
309.28 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.4 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Disturbance of Emotions and Conduct Adjustment Disorders
300.22 Agoraphobia without History of Panic Disorder Anxiety Disorders
307.1 Anorexia Nervosa Eating Disorders
301.7 Antisocial Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
293.89 Anxiety Disorder Due to Medical Condition Anxiety Disorders
300 Anxiety Disorder, NOS Anxiety Disorders
301.82 Avoidant Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
296.8 Bipolar Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
296.56 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.55 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.51 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.52 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.54 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.53 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.50 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.46 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.45 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.41 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Mild Mood Disorders
296.42 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.44 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.43 ...

What changes are there going to be again in the DSM-V? It's mostly on the personality disorder spectrum I thought. This could impact the next cycle of elections.

I've heard that it will include sex addiction, which is obviously Newt's area.

Come to think about it, no one's ever diagnosed him with that. He's just a cheating asshole.
 
Guntram Shatterhand
2012-01-02 12:02:29 PM
The Name: As Jon Stewart has pointed out, the problem for Republican voters this year is that they want something that is nearly impossible. They want someone who is just as anti-intellectual as they are, but who won't trip over his words in debates (Perry) or spout a bunch of ignorant nonsense on scientific issues (Bachmann). They want someone who is a successful business owner, because business owners are gods apparently, but not SO successful that he was in a position to make a profit shipping jobs overseas (Romney). They want an extreme small-government candidate, but they don't want anyone who would abolish federal drug laws (Paul).

It's going to be fun watching this drag out through the winter and spring.

It's going to be fun seeing how they try to marry their belief system--is it really politics at this point?--to reality and fail miserably. Your garden-variety Republican voter votes via slogan, and it's funny to see them figure out that maybe they've been taken for a ride for years. They won't admit it, but I imagine most of them feel incredibly stupid right now and it only makes them that much more angrier.

Then again, seeing anybody who isn't miserable in their lives makes them angrier, so that's not much of a change. But they pretty much blew last year dicking around with various theatrics that went nowhere, so it'll be interesting to see what way this year takes them. They're stuck with the candidates they have and it's just a mess all around.

Part of me wants them to go with Ron Paul, just to solidify their bigotry.
 
meat0918 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:02:45 PM
I see the "liberal" media is downplaying expectations for tomorrow, unless Romney wins of course.
 
Fireproof
2012-01-02 12:03:00 PM
2wolves: 308.3 Acute Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
309.9 Adjustment Disorder Unspecified Adjustment Disorders
309.24 Adjustment Disorder with Anxiety Adjustment Disorders
309.0 Adjustment Disorder with Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.3 Adjustment Disorder with Disturbance of Conduct Adjustment Disorders
309.28 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Anxiety and Depressed Mood Adjustment Disorders
309.4 Adjustment Disorder with Mixed Disturbance of Emotions and Conduct Adjustment Disorders
300.22 Agoraphobia without History of Panic Disorder Anxiety Disorders
307.1 Anorexia Nervosa Eating Disorders
301.7 Antisocial Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
293.89 Anxiety Disorder Due to Medical Condition Anxiety Disorders
300 Anxiety Disorder, NOS Anxiety Disorders
301.82 Avoidant Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
296.8 Bipolar Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
296.56 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.55 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.51 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.52 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.54 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.53 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.50 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Depressed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.46 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.45 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.41 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Mild Mood Disorders
296.42 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.44 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.43 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.40 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Manic, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.66 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.65 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.61 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Mild Mood Disorders
296.62 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.64 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.63 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.60 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Mixed, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.7 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.40 Bipolar I Disorder, Most Recent Episode Hypomanic Mood Disorders
296.06 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.05 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.01 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Mild Mood Disorders
296.02 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.04 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.03 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.00 Bipolar I Disorder, Single Manic Episode, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.89 Bipolar II Disorder Mood Disorders
300.7 Body Dysmorphic Disorder Somatoform Disorders
301.83 Borderline Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
780.59 Breathing-Related Sleep Disorder Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
298.8 Brief Psychotic Disorder Psychotic Disorders
307.51 Bulimia Nervosa Eating Disorders
307.45 Circadian Rhythm Sleep Disorder Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
300.11 Conversion Disorder Somatoform Disorders
301.13 Cyclothymic Disorder Mood Disorders
297.1 Delusional Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.6 Dependent Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
300.6 Depersonalization Disorder Dissociative Disorders
311 Depressive Disorder NOS Mood Disorders
300.12 Dissociative Amnesia Dissociative Disorders
300.15 Dissociative Disorder NOS Dissociative Disorders
300.13 Dissociative Fugue Dissociative Disorders
300.14 Dissociative Identity Disorder Dissociative Disorders
302.76 Dyspareunia Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.47 Dyssomnia NOS Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.44 Dyssomnia Related to (Another Disorder) Sleep Disorders
300.04 Dysthymic Disorder Mood Disorders
307.5 Eating Disorder NOS Eating Disorders
302.4 Exhibitionism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
625 Female Dyspareunia Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
625.8 Female Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.73 Female Orgasmic Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.72 Female Sexual Arousal Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.81 Fetishism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.89 Frotteurism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.85 Gender Identity Disorder in Adolescents or Adults Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
302.6 Gender Identity Disorder in Children Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
302.6 Gender Identity Disorder NOS Sexual Disorders, Gender Identity Disorder
300.02 Generalized Anxiety Disorder Anxiety Disorders
301.50 Histrionic Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.71 Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
300.7 Hypochondriasis Somatoform Disorders
312.3 Impulse -Control Disorder NOS Impulse-Control Disorders
307.42 Insomnia Related to (Another Disorder) Sleep Disorders
312.34 Intermittent Explosive Disorder Impulse-Control Disorders
312.32 Kleptomania Impulse-Control Disorders
296.36 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.35 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.31 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Mild Mood Disorders
296.32 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.34 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.33 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.30 Major Depressive Disorder, Recurrent, Unspecified Mood Disorders
296.26 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, In Full Remission Mood Disorders
296.25 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, In Partial Remission Mood Disorders
296.21 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Mild Mood Disorders
296.22 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Moderate Mood Disorders
296.24 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Severe With Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.23 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Severe Without Psychotic Features Mood Disorders
296.20 Major Depressive Disorder, Single Episode, Unspecified Mood Disorders
608.89 Male Dyspareunia Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.72 Male Erectile Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
607.84 Male Erectile Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
608.89 Male Hypoactive Sexual Desire Disorder Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.74 Male Orgasmic Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
293.83 Mood Disorder Due to Medical Condition Mood Disorders
301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
347 Narcolepsy Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.47 Nightmare Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
300.3 Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Anxiety Disorders
301.4 Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
625.8 Other Female Sexual Dysfunction Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
608.89 Other Male Sexual Dysfunction Due to Medical Condition Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.89 Pain Disorder Associated with both Psychological Factors and Medical Conditions Somatoform Disorders
307.8 Pain Disorder Associated with Psychological Features Somatoform Disorders
300.21 Panic Disorder with Agoraphobia Anxiety Disorders
300.01 Panic Disorder without Agoraphobia Anxiety Disorders
301.0 Paranoid Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.9 Paraphilia, NOS Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
307.47 Parasomnia NOS Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
312.31 Pathological Gambling Impulse-Control Disorders
302.2 Pedophilia Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
301.9 Personality Disorder NOS Personality Disorders
309.81 Posttraumatic Stress Disorder Anxiety Disorders
302.75 Premature Ejaculation Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
307.44 Primary Hypersomnia Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
307.42 Primary Insomnia Sleep Disorders, Dyssomnias
293.81 Psychotic Disorder Due to Medical Condition, with Delusions Psychotic Disorders
293.82 Psychotic Disorder Due to Medical Condition, with Hallucinations Psychotic Disorders
298.9 Psychotic Disorder, NOS Psychotic Disorders
312.33 Pyromania Impulse-Control Disorders
295.70 Schizoaffective Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.20 Schizoid Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
295.20 Schizophrenia, Catatonic Type Psychotic Disorders
295.10 Schizophrenia, Disorganized Type Psychotic Disorders
295.30 Schizophrenia, Paranoid Type Psychotic Disorders
295.60 Schizophrenia, Residual Type Psychotic Disorders
295.90 Schizophrenia, Undifferentiated Type Psychotic Disorders
295.40 Schizophreniform Disorder Psychotic Disorders
301.22 Schizotypal Personality Disorder Personality Disorders
302.79 Sexual Aversion Disorder Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.9 Sexual Disorder NOS Sexual Disorders
302.7 Sexual Dysfunction NOS Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.83 Sexual Masochism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
302.84 Sexual Sadism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
297.3 Shared Psychotic Disorder Psychotic Disorders
780.54 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Hypersomnia Type Sleep Disorders
780.52 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Insomnia Type Sleep Disorders
780.59 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Mixed Type Sleep Disorders
780.59 Sleep Disorder Due to A Medical Condition, Parasomnia Type Sleep Disorders
307.46 Sleep Terror Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
307.46 Sleepwalking Disorder Sleep Disorders, Parasomnias
300.23 Social Phobia Anxiety Disorders
300.81 Somatization Disorder Somatoform Disorders
300.81 Somatoform Disorder NOS Somatoform Disorders
300.29 Specific Phobia Anxiety Disorders
302.3 Transvestic Fetishism Sexual Disorders, Paraphilias
312.39 Trichotillomania Impulse-Control Disorders
300.81 Undifferentiated Somatoform Disorder Somatoform Disorders
306.51 Vaginismus Sexual Disorders, Sexual Dysfunctions
302.82 Voyeurism

"Yeah, we got a couple of 301.22s and a 298.9. Whatchu looking for?"

Is this a complete list? I know for a fact that ADHD is listed in the DSM-IV, but don't see it in your post.
 
Weisenheimer
2012-01-02 12:05:53 PM
Wake me when an Atheist is campaigning.
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:06:14 PM
wotthefark: What's with all of this sciency stuff????

Whomever wins the election clearly it was part of God's plan, no need for your fancy Diagnostic and Statistical Manual.

They have 708.96 - Jesusitus
co-morbididty - 290.56 Crazy Eyes, 290.58 Free Marketerous and 290.59 Tenancy to enjoy blowing up brown people.


Also if Corporations are people should we not have a DSM for them too. It would be the Ethical thing to do.

Pure brilliance.
 
Toots de la Footsjelly [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:07:08 PM
Suggested solutions:
Strom Thurmond is still pretty fresh. He only passed in 2003. Do I get a second to that?
McCain is still here and he can pick between 2 bat shat crazy runningmates. Palin or Bachmann. Or better yet both could share the Viceness. A real 2fer!
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:07:15 PM
NewportBarGuy: Which one's the sociopath? Just Mitt or all of them?

Mitt is the "high functioning" one.
 
Kittypie070
2012-01-02 12:07:27 PM
Michele Bachmann = 306.51.
 
wotthefark
2012-01-02 12:09:44 PM
Fireproof: 2wolves: Is this a complete list? I know for a fact that ADHD is listed in the DSM-IV, but don't see it in your post..

We could add aspergers to yours if you want....
 
The Irresponsible Captain
2012-01-02 12:10:49 PM
The Republican party is splintering right now. The Democrats went through a similar episode about 10 years ago, but it appears that this one is setting up to be a much bigger affair. I'm sure by now the struggle between the groups, the Tea Party, the Conservative Christians, the Old Guard, and the Fiscal Conservatives (neo-Libertarians). You may divide them differently, they commingle a bit.

To the detriment of the Republican party, it's happening over the 2012 campaign, hence the group of jokers and milquetoasts they're putting up. Mitt is just the Republican Kerry, and really so is Huntsman.

I have to say, though, this is the most entertaining presidential campaign I've seen in my life! Amazing since it's already been going on for a year now. How can it not be when the news was talking about the "Santorum Surge" the last couple of days!
 
Dr. Mojo PhD
2012-01-02 12:12:15 PM
Kittypie070: Michele Bachmann = 306.51.

I always figured 318.0 to 318.2, myself.
 
TravisBickle62
2012-01-02 12:13:00 PM
To gain traction as a Republican candidate you have to speak in tongues
 
Mad Tea Party
2012-01-02 12:13:27 PM
FFS, can y'all stop reposting the wall-o-text from the DSM?
 
jso2897 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:13:53 PM
The Irresponsible Captain: The Republican party is splintering right now. The Democrats went through a similar episode about 10 years ago, but it appears that this one is setting up to be a much bigger affair. I'm sure by now the struggle between the groups, the Tea Party, the Conservative Christians, the Old Guard, and the Fiscal Conservatives (neo-Libertarians). You may divide them differently, they commingle a bit.

To the detriment of the Republican party, it's happening over the 2012 campaign, hence the group of jokers and milquetoasts they're putting up. Mitt is just the Republican Kerry, and really so is Huntsman.

I have to say, though, this is the most entertaining presidential campaign I've seen in my life! Amazing since it's already been going on for a year now. How can it not be when the news was talking about the "Santorum Surge" the last couple of days!

You can see the impish relish in the anchorperson's eyes every time they utter the phrase, too.
 
pxlboy [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:14:48 PM
Dr. Mojo PhD: Kittypie070: Michele Bachmann = 306.51.

I always figured 318.0 to 318.2, myself.

Looked it up and LOL'd
 
LockeOak
2012-01-02 12:15:25 PM
NewportBarGuy: Which one's the sociopath? Just Mitt or all of them?

I don't know about Mitt, but definitely Gingrich.

/ianap
 
FuturePastNow
2012-01-02 12:19:45 PM
2wolves: 301.81 Narcissistic Personality Disorder Personality Disorders

I found Newt.
 
ScottMpls
2012-01-02 12:19:48 PM
Sybarite: One Iowa GOP insider said he'd welcome Indiana Gov. Mitch Daniels, Sen. John Thune of South Dakota or Wisconsin Rep. Paul Ryan to the fray: "All three are more palatable to the American people than the current slate of candidates."

Jon Huntsman is basically in that same tier of Republicans, and he has zero traction in Iowa.

This. About the only one of the bunch who can have a real "conversation" about issues, but the fundies and tea party loons won't touch him.
 
g4lt
2012-01-02 12:20:19 PM
Screw caucuses, Iowa ought to be decided in a triple-threat Jello wrestling match between Palin, Bachmann, and O'Donnell
 
Just_a_Bear
2012-01-02 12:22:31 PM
"Apparently some chapters of the DSM-IV still don't have candidates representing them"
bravo, subby
 
clyph
2012-01-02 12:24:04 PM
The Irresponsible Captain: How can it not be when the news was talking about the "Santorum Surge" the last couple of days!

Is surging Santorum the same as spreading it?
 
anfrind
2012-01-02 12:24:27 PM
Fireproof: I've heard that it will include sex addiction, which is obviously Newt's area.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that Gingrich is a 302.84.
 
DarnoKonrad
2012-01-02 12:26:05 PM
g4lt: Screw caucuses, Iowa ought to be decided in a triple-threat Jello wrestling match between Palin, Bachmann, and O'Donnell

302.81
 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:27:45 PM
I'm looking for someone who worked an honest days work, and had feed a family on a paycheck. Nope. Nada. No one.

The insanity is just commentary.
 
Alleyoop
2012-01-02 12:27:52 PM
"Apparently some chapters of the DSM-IV still don't have candidates representing them"

Yes they do

t1.gstatic.com
 
BilltheThrill
2012-01-02 12:29:03 PM
dumbobruni: i am hoping for a long and derpy primary season.

come on Bachmann and Perry! your country needs you!

No. Romney will barely win Iowa, win big in NH, and after that, no one will give money to anyone else. The primary season is going to be less exciting than ever.
 
anfrind
2012-01-02 12:30:33 PM
Alleyoop: "Apparently some chapters of the DSM-IV still don't have candidates representing them"

Yes they do

[t1.gstatic.com image 224x225]

0/10
 
InmanRoshi
2012-01-02 12:31:15 PM
The Name: As Jon Stewart has pointed out, the problem for Republican voters this year is that they want something that is nearly impossible. They want someone who is just as anti-intellectual as they are, but who won't trip over his words in debates (Perry) or spout a bunch of ignorant nonsense on scientific issues (Bachmann). They want someone who is a successful business owner, because business owners are gods apparently, but not SO successful that he was in a position to make a profit shipping jobs overseas (Romney). They want an extreme small-government candidate, but they don't want anyone who would abolish federal drug laws (Paul).

It's going to be fun watching this drag out through the winter and spring.

Also, you have to believe in American exceptionalism, just don't practice or pursue American exceptionalism because it makes you an Ivy League elitist and out of touch with the common man. Just sit there and pretend like those cheddar cheese jalepeno poppers at TGIF McFunsters are God's gift to the culinary world, that Mitch Albom is better than Milan Kundera,
 
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