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That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo
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gopher321
2012-01-02 08:53:46 AM
/too soon?
Tatsuma
2012-01-02 09:01:07 AM
based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
NewportBarGuy
2012-01-02 09:08:01 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
Was thinking the same thing. I hope he breaks his leg in the woods and dies of hunger.
haywatchthis
2012-01-02 09:30:02 AM
only person who can kill barns is barns
clipperbox
2012-01-02 09:30:47 AM
NewportBarGuy
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. I hope he breaks his leg in the woods and dies of hunger.
this.
also, what a crappy ceiling fan in that photo. how could that possibly give decent circulation int that size room?
Harridan
2012-01-02 09:31:41 AM
Douchebag photo. Why do the douchebags have to fark it up for everyone else? Just off yourself and leave everyone else alone.
RIP Park Ranger.
clyph
2012-01-02 09:31:53 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
That would be my guess. You get a lot of those in the (rural) Pacific Northwest.
MFAWG
2012-01-02 09:31:55 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
Based on the location of the party, not so much, no.
/Live about 3 miles away.
The First Noel
2012-01-02 09:32:03 AM
This sounds like a plot to a movie...
War vet, alone in woods, goes nuts....
Charlie Freak
2012-01-02 09:32:09 AM
Unavailable for comment
Krumet
2012-01-02 09:32:57 AM
Too many of these young guys coming home now from the Middle East.
Some psychologically unstable from the trauma.
No jobs.
Their only training is in hunting down and killing people.
I'm surprised this hasn't happened more often.
spacemanjones
2012-01-02 09:33:10 AM
YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!
MoronLessOff
2012-01-02 09:33:26 AM
This has "knife fight" written all over it.
Fano
2012-01-02 09:33:34 AM
Probably Spider-man's master plan
to build himself a spider clan
LoneDoggie
2012-01-02 09:33:43 AM
Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.
lordofmisrule
2012-01-02 09:34:22 AM
There are no friendly civilians!
mark12A
2012-01-02 09:34:37 AM
Approves
LowbrowDeluxe
2012-01-02 09:35:09 AM
FTA: "The shooting occurred on an unseasonably sunny and mild day."
Well NOW it's a tragedy.
BitwiseShift
2012-01-02 09:35:35 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is
a red-eyed
white nationalist
There FIFY.
Ow My Balls
2012-01-02 09:36:15 AM
I was going to post a photo of Tackleberry from Police Academy next to his douchebag photo, but the story is too sad and too soon for jokes. For me at least.
Condolences to family and friends.
hitech_hick
2012-01-02 09:37:39 AM
LoneDoggie
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Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.
Not sure what the sub-gun wanna-be is, but the one on the right is a Saiga 12 gauge. Typically you don't shoot a shotgun lying prone.
walkerhound
2012-01-02 09:38:18 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
mark12A
2012-01-02 09:38:31 AM
15 SECONDS!!!! DAMM YOU
LORDOFMISRULE
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/from hellsheartyadayada......
Harridan
2012-01-02 09:39:54 AM
My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park. WTF? Like a guy who may be responsible for murders at a party earlier in the day has any qualms about bringing firearms into the park anyway? Yeah, if guns weren't allowed, he'd stop at the entrance, turn around, and go the other direction.
ImRonBurgundy
2012-01-02 09:40:37 AM
They drew first blood.
cherryl taggart
2012-01-02 09:40:56 AM
Isn't this the plot smash-up from about six episodes of "Criminal Minds?"
Baron Harkonnen
2012-01-02 09:41:06 AM
You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there.
cynicalbastard
2012-01-02 09:44:43 AM
walkerhound
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Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
If only he'd stayed in school longer, he'd have known to spell it Odin. Or Wotan/Woden for German/Anglo Saxon types. Moran.
Another Government Employee
2012-01-02 09:45:40 AM
Baron Harkonnen
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You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there.
Probably a Chicken and Egg question. Was he this way before enlisting? Or did it make him this way?
MFAWG
2012-01-02 09:46:14 AM
Harridan
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My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.
So, Obama's fault then?
DrippinBalls
2012-01-02 09:46:31 AM
Baron Harkonnen
You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there
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Uh, no, no I don't. When you invade a country with your military, you're there to break things & kill people, collateral damage be damned. This guy just never got
off the crazy train.
MAYORBOB
2012-01-02 09:46:54 AM
Is the panic-worthy pic the standard douchebag brandishing his little friends or is it the picture of the ranger and her unfortunate skin condition?
Yes, I am going to hell.
juddcc
2012-01-02 09:48:14 AM
MFAWG
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Harridan: My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.
I'm pretty sure that comment was made as a subtle suggestion that it's now open season in the park for skitzed out veterans.
LegacyDL
2012-01-02 09:48:24 AM
Didn't know they were making a live action Cobra sequel.
walkerhound
2012-01-02 09:48:40 AM
cynicalbastard
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walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
If only he'd stayed in school longer, he'd have known to spell it Odin. Or Wotan/Woden for German/Anglo Saxon types. Moran.
It could be my eye, or the English script, but it could very well be an "I":
FalseIntegral
2012-01-02 09:50:27 AM
Tenuous connection between shooter and video games to be made in 3... 2...
cmcl
2012-01-02 09:50:30 AM
walkerhound
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Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
I thought it said "OBEY."
cmcl
2012-01-02 09:51:05 AM
Oh, in that photo it's much more clear. The bad, it is mine.
HaywoodJablonski
2012-01-02 09:53:23 AM
Don't be alarmed. It's just a spring clean for the May queen
TravisBickle62
2012-01-02 09:55:25 AM
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
fluffy2097
2012-01-02 09:57:25 AM
MFAWG
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So, Obama's fault then?
Bush Accomplished the Mission.
FuturePastNow
2012-01-02 09:57:32 AM
Tatsuma
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based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
I don't think there's much doubt about it.
MuonNeutrino
2012-01-02 09:58:33 AM
hitech_hick
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LoneDoggie: Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.
Not sure what the sub-gun wanna-be is, but the one on the right is a Saiga 12 gauge. Typically you don't shoot a shotgun lying prone.
Um, the one on the right is an AK of some sort. Take a look at the fire selector/safety lever, clearly visible.
SharkTrager
2012-01-02 10:03:40 AM
LoneDoggie
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Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.
Looking scary is pretty much how the government defines "assault rifle".
Mija
2012-01-02 10:06:16 AM
Thanks Bush. This guy got ptsd fighting your bullshiat war.
flexflint
2012-01-02 10:06:48 AM
cmcl
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walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
I thought it said "OBEY."
To me it looks like "OBEN", the German word for above ... but that doesn't make sense.
Pegasus_CAG
2012-01-02 10:08:27 AM
Thanks Bush. This guy got ptsd fighting your bullshiat war.
It only took 45 comments but somebody finally threw this horseshiat into the mix.
Harridan
2012-01-02 10:09:08 AM
MFAWG
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Harridan: My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.
So, Obama's fault then?
Didn't read the rest of my post, didja?
Reading comprehension FAIL.
laurens
2012-01-02 10:09:14 AM
The weapon on the right is not a Kalashnikov or at least not of any variety I'm familiar with. The gauge width seems to indicate a shotgun which by no means suggests it doesn't have full-auto capability. There are large gauge rifle barrels, made so for noise suppression, accuracy, recoil suppression, etc. These are generally high end rifles though and that thing looks cheaper than dirt. Glad the guy looks like an idiot. I could survive and traverse a national park while evading capture with relative ease. If he can then it's not their problem, it's everybody's. Anybody remember Oklahoma?
Jake Havechek
2012-01-02 10:10:04 AM
Napalm?
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