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(CBS News) Scary That rustling in your back yard? Probably just a rabbit, or a deer, or an Iraq war vet armed-to-the-teeth who's living in the woods and has taken to hunting humans. Fark: EVERYBODY PANIC-worthy photo   (cbsnews.com) divider line 246
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2012-01-02 08:53:46 AM
www.mojoimage.com


/too soon?
 
2012-01-02 09:01:07 AM
based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist
 
2012-01-02 09:08:01 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

Was thinking the same thing. I hope he breaks his leg in the woods and dies of hunger.
 
2012-01-02 09:30:02 AM
only person who can kill barns is barns
 
2012-01-02 09:30:47 AM
NewportBarGuy: . I hope he breaks his leg in the woods and dies of hunger.


this.

also, what a crappy ceiling fan in that photo. how could that possibly give decent circulation int that size room?
 
2012-01-02 09:31:41 AM
Douchebag photo. Why do the douchebags have to fark it up for everyone else? Just off yourself and leave everyone else alone.

RIP Park Ranger.
 
2012-01-02 09:31:53 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

That would be my guess. You get a lot of those in the (rural) Pacific Northwest.
 
2012-01-02 09:31:55 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

Based on the location of the party, not so much, no.

/Live about 3 miles away.
 
2012-01-02 09:32:03 AM
This sounds like a plot to a movie...

War vet, alone in woods, goes nuts....
 
2012-01-02 09:32:09 AM
i813.photobucket.com

Unavailable for comment
 
2012-01-02 09:32:57 AM
Too many of these young guys coming home now from the Middle East.
Some psychologically unstable from the trauma.
No jobs.
Their only training is in hunting down and killing people.
I'm surprised this hasn't happened more often.
 
2012-01-02 09:33:10 AM
YOU JUST DON'T TURN IT OFF!
 
2012-01-02 09:33:26 AM
This has "knife fight" written all over it.

i.fanpix.net
 
2012-01-02 09:33:34 AM
Probably Spider-man's master plan
to build himself a spider clan
 
2012-01-02 09:33:43 AM
Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.
 
2012-01-02 09:34:22 AM
4.bp.blogspot.com

There are no friendly civilians!
 
2012-01-02 09:34:37 AM
Approves
xboxfreedom.com
 
2012-01-02 09:35:09 AM
FTA: "The shooting occurred on an unseasonably sunny and mild day."

Well NOW it's a tragedy.
 
2012-01-02 09:35:35 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is a red-eyed white nationalist

There FIFY.
 
2012-01-02 09:36:15 AM
I was going to post a photo of Tackleberry from Police Academy next to his douchebag photo, but the story is too sad and too soon for jokes. For me at least.

Condolences to family and friends.
 
2012-01-02 09:37:39 AM
LoneDoggie: Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.

Not sure what the sub-gun wanna-be is, but the one on the right is a Saiga 12 gauge. Typically you don't shoot a shotgun lying prone.
 
2012-01-02 09:38:18 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.
 
2012-01-02 09:38:31 AM
15 SECONDS!!!! DAMM YOU LORDOFMISRULE!

/from hellsheartyadayada......
 
2012-01-02 09:39:54 AM
My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park. WTF? Like a guy who may be responsible for murders at a party earlier in the day has any qualms about bringing firearms into the park anyway? Yeah, if guns weren't allowed, he'd stop at the entrance, turn around, and go the other direction.
 
2012-01-02 09:40:37 AM
They drew first blood.
 
2012-01-02 09:40:56 AM
Isn't this the plot smash-up from about six episodes of "Criminal Minds?"
 
2012-01-02 09:41:06 AM
You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there.
 
2012-01-02 09:44:43 AM
walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.


If only he'd stayed in school longer, he'd have known to spell it Odin. Or Wotan/Woden for German/Anglo Saxon types. Moran.
 
2012-01-02 09:45:40 AM
Baron Harkonnen: You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there.

Probably a Chicken and Egg question. Was he this way before enlisting? Or did it make him this way?
 
2012-01-02 09:46:14 AM
Harridan: My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.

So, Obama's fault then?
 
2012-01-02 09:46:31 AM
Baron Harkonnen
You've got to wonder what people like this were doing in Iraq and how many civilians they might have killed over there
.

Uh, no, no I don't. When you invade a country with your military, you're there to break things & kill people, collateral damage be damned. This guy just never got
off the crazy train.
 
2012-01-02 09:46:54 AM
Is the panic-worthy pic the standard douchebag brandishing his little friends or is it the picture of the ranger and her unfortunate skin condition?

i.i.com.com

Yes, I am going to hell.
 
2012-01-02 09:48:14 AM
MFAWG: Harridan: My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.



I'm pretty sure that comment was made as a subtle suggestion that it's now open season in the park for skitzed out veterans.
 
2012-01-02 09:48:24 AM
img.listal.com

Didn't know they were making a live action Cobra sequel.
 
2012-01-02 09:48:40 AM
cynicalbastard: walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.

If only he'd stayed in school longer, he'd have known to spell it Odin. Or Wotan/Woden for German/Anglo Saxon types. Moran.


It could be my eye, or the English script, but it could very well be an "I":
msnbcmedia.msn.com
 
2012-01-02 09:50:27 AM
Tenuous connection between shooter and video games to be made in 3... 2...
 
2012-01-02 09:50:30 AM
walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.


I thought it said "OBEY."
 
2012-01-02 09:51:05 AM
Oh, in that photo it's much more clear. The bad, it is mine.
 
2012-01-02 09:53:23 AM
Don't be alarmed. It's just a spring clean for the May queen
 
2012-01-02 09:55:25 AM
RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
 
2012-01-02 09:57:25 AM
MFAWG: So, Obama's fault then?

Bush Accomplished the Mission.
 
2012-01-02 09:57:32 AM
Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

I don't think there's much doubt about it.
 
2012-01-02 09:58:33 AM
hitech_hick: LoneDoggie: Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.

Not sure what the sub-gun wanna-be is, but the one on the right is a Saiga 12 gauge. Typically you don't shoot a shotgun lying prone.


Um, the one on the right is an AK of some sort. Take a look at the fire selector/safety lever, clearly visible.
 
2012-01-02 10:03:40 AM
LoneDoggie: Look at the attention-whore with two guns that summarize 'idiot' Both look scary, one has no accuracy, the other has a magazine so long you can't get prone if somebody is shooting back. But, both look scary so be scared.

Looking scary is pretty much how the government defines "assault rifle".
 
2012-01-02 10:06:16 AM
Thanks Bush. This guy got ptsd fighting your bullshiat war.
 
2012-01-02 10:06:48 AM
cmcl: walkerhound: Tatsuma: based on that picture, my bet is white nationalist

The tat on his left chest reads "Oden." But he's got a gang sign for "LA" on his sternum. Not that the two are mutually exclusive, "American History X" tells me there are plenty of white nationalists in LA.

I thought it said "OBEY."


To me it looks like "OBEN", the German word for above ... but that doesn't make sense.
 
2012-01-02 10:08:27 AM
Thanks Bush. This guy got ptsd fighting your bullshiat war.

It only took 45 comments but somebody finally threw this horseshiat into the mix.
 
2012-01-02 10:09:08 AM
MFAWG: Harridan: My other problem with TFA is that it mentions guns now being allowed in the park.

So, Obama's fault then?


Didn't read the rest of my post, didja?
Reading comprehension FAIL.
 
2012-01-02 10:09:14 AM
The weapon on the right is not a Kalashnikov or at least not of any variety I'm familiar with. The gauge width seems to indicate a shotgun which by no means suggests it doesn't have full-auto capability. There are large gauge rifle barrels, made so for noise suppression, accuracy, recoil suppression, etc. These are generally high end rifles though and that thing looks cheaper than dirt. Glad the guy looks like an idiot. I could survive and traverse a national park while evading capture with relative ease. If he can then it's not their problem, it's everybody's. Anybody remember Oklahoma?
 
2012-01-02 10:10:04 AM
Napalm?
 
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