Get that girl some clothes and lock her away in a boarding school. And arrest her parents and creeper husband for exploiting her.

Bathia_Mapes: She knows how to read?

No, she just likes books.

feckingmorons: Her shoes don't fit properly.

I have no idea who she is.

Me neither. But the poses were hysterical.

FredaDeStilleto: feckingmorons: Her shoes don't fit properly.

I have no idea who she is.

Me neither. But the poses were hysterical.

She is an AW that married that creepy actor when she was 16, after meeting him online. She's trying to get a reality show about their marriage.
I know this only because she is from a white trash coastal town in my area. I'm sure her parents were thrilled to get her married off and out of town.

Oh I can't wait to see the inevitable crash and burn of this relationship.

FTFA: Putting on a show for the cameras?

YA THINK?

Nuclear Pancake: Oh I can't wait to see the inevitable crash and burn of this relationship.

C'mon!..... If those two kids can't make it this, crazy, mixed up world, what chance does ANY of us have?

She looks like something out of those "Housewives of" shows. Trashy, whorish, and ready to fight anyone that looks at her wrong.

What's funny is she almost looks 17 (with implants) if she isn't wearing makeup:



Why she chooses to go to Whore Island every day is beyond me.

Bendy over picture was nice I gotta admit

/ what's AW?

If you stop linking articles to this thing, it will go away.

AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: She knows how to read?

No, she just likes books.

probably only the ones with pics in them

Calm Down You Spaz: Bendy over picture was nice I gotta admit

/ what's AW?

Attention whore. Like the posted example. BTW, I seriously do not know who this woman/girl is.

TeddyBallGame: Calm Down You Spaz: Bendy over picture was nice I gotta admit

/ what's AW?

Attention whore. Like the posted example. BTW, I seriously do not know who this woman/girl is.

She married the guy who played Percy in The Green Mile, for love and TOTALLY not for her to get on tv, and him to hide the gay away.

Too skinny.

Her real motivation: she wants to eat him (new window)

Sir Cumference the Flatulent: AbbeySomeone: Bathia_Mapes: She knows how to read?

No, she just likes books.

That's like saying I don't enjoy cocaine..I just like the smell.

I get the feeling, both of those expressions are relevant here.
Thanks for helping out.

Eeeeewwww. Thankfully, I haven't had breakfast yet.

Jesus. I know 40 year-olds who look younger than her.

C'mon - she and hubby hired her very own paparazzi.

And that skirt's too dark to be "aqua".

Perfect choice of tag.

She was looking for a dictionary to look up the work

SKANK

A derogatory term directed towards females, usually young, suggesting sluttiness, lack of hygiene, poorness, cruelty, tackiness, or use of drugs/alchohol/cigarettes. Can be used towards any race.

At the party, Christine gave head to half the guys there. She's such a skank.

That skank Carmen never bathes. That's why she always smells like shiat.

Twyla lives in a shack with her trailer-trash family. She has, like, no money and has to share clothes with her five siblings. She's such a skank.

Regina is such a skank. She trashed all of Lindsay's notebooks, stole Maria's boyfriend, and turned the whole school against everyone in the math club. I hate her.

Do you see Amber, snapping her gum and flirting with every guy in that tight hot pink leather top? She's such a skank.

At the party, the usual happened. Victoria drank like a whore, did cocaine and smoked pot, and never let a cigarette out of her mouth. The skank

Once again, I request ... please stop pretending she's 17. Not even close.

Well, at least Percy seems quite pleased with himself.

Nuclear Pancake: Oh I can't wait to see the inevitable crash and burn of this relationship.

That's what they're counting on to deliver the eyeballs for the reality show.

/Don't like the game
//Don't play the game

They had to marry her off. She got too old for dad.

SundaesChild: Get that girl some clothes and lock her away in a boarding school. And arrest her parents and creeper husband for exploiting her.

Husband? I thought that was her father.

I have no idea who that skank is (and I don't usually use that word), but that level of attention whoring was hilarious, and really reeked of desperation from a girl that is ready for anything to be famous, no matter the reasons or consequences.

KIWF

that's one fugly doood for sure

"I'm hot and famous...so everyone look at me, and envy me!"

Uhm no...you're a douche, you're not attractive, and your head to body ratio is very Waynehead-ish.

America...this is why we can't have nice things.

Lsherm: What's funny is she almost looks 17 (with implants) if she isn't wearing makeup:

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Why she chooses to go to Whore Island every day is beyond me.

That's not...a real place.

Calm Down You Spaz: Bendy over picture was nice I gotta admit

/ what's AW?

You are confused.

That's not "without makup". That's "with a bunch of foundation, lipstick in "natural color" and after shot airbrushing on the other parts. Just cuz she doesn't have nasty-levels of eye shadow and liner on at the moment does not mean she's without makeup.

SixPaperJoint: Lsherm: What's funny is she almost looks 17 (with implants) if she isn't wearing makeup:

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Why she chooses to go to Whore Island every day is beyond me.

That's not...a real place.

Sure is. Gift shop and everything.

Of course, the gift shop only has condoms and Valtrex.

PizzaJedi81: SixPaperJoint: Lsherm: What's funny is she almost looks 17 (with implants) if she isn't wearing makeup:

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Why she chooses to go to Whore Island every day is beyond me.

That's not...a real place.

Sure is. Gift shop and everything.

Of course, the gift shop only has condoms and Valtrex.



Go on...

BTW, anybody got some lettuce?

PizzaJedi81: SixPaperJoint: Lsherm: What's funny is she almost looks 17 (with implants) if she isn't wearing makeup:

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Why she chooses to go to Whore Island every day is beyond me.

That's not...a real place.

Sure is. Gift shop and everything.

Of course, the gift shop only has condoms and Valtrex.

don't forget the disposable paparazzi, for those moments where you want to go beyond your AW status, and donate your time or money to a worthy cause, but it needs to be on camera.