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		If you quit drinking in January to only crawl back into the bottle in February, you may die from a medical condition known as Janopause detox (dailymail.co.uk)		17
		More: Unlikely, Janopause, David Cameron, liver failure, Dr Mark Wright, Katie, effects of alcohol, Southampton General Hospital, Cheshire

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MurphyMurphy

2012-01-02 09:12:14 AM

so... don't quit drinking then?

ok Doc, sounds good!

rumpelstiltskin

2012-01-02 09:25:28 AM

That's true. Your liver is just like any other organ. It needs excercise to stay strong.

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-02 09:29:15 AM

Hence

Now you're messing with a sonofabiatch.

Mr. Right

2012-01-02 09:38:08 AM

MurphyMurphy: so... don't quit drinking then?

ok Doc, sounds good!

Of course you don't quit drinking. Doing anything well requires constant practice. The same is true of your liver. If you want it to be able to metabolize the alcohol, you must give it constant practice. Quitting drinking would only make it lazy.

At least that's what I keep telling myself.

nanded

2012-01-02 09:42:26 AM

Being unable to buy alcohol because you spent all your money during the holidays is not the same thing as quitting drinking.

MBooda

2012-01-02 10:00:09 AM

Janoszpohause detox?
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girljen

2012-01-02 10:26:15 AM

nanded: Being unable to buy alcohol because you spent all your money during the holidays is not the same thing as quitting drinking.

I'm not going to be able to afford alcohol until March, so ... yeah.

/being responsible and spending money on bills instead of booze sucks
//wishlist: beer, beer, beer, beer, and vodka

LDM90

2012-01-02 10:29:36 AM

Well that's definitely going to complicate my Sexlexic Janorexia.

CruiserTwelve

2012-01-02 10:32:15 AM

Japanese Detox?

Animatronik

2012-01-02 10:36:43 AM

High 'enzymes' are a symptom, not a cause, of toxicity and damage.

If you are a heavy drinker, get your liver evaluated by a doctor. Some folks livers can handle a lot more than others.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-02 10:39:48 AM

I thought "Janopause" meant that you were watching "Mad Men" and then paused and realized that January Jones cannot act.

Madame Psychosis

2012-01-02 11:19:01 AM

CruiserTwelve: [i162.photobucket.com image 249x402]

Japanese Detox?

I read it as "Japanese Botox" when I was skimming the headlines.

/it's too early for me to be awake

Braindeath

2012-01-02 12:36:35 PM

I quit drinking because I just can't get drunk anymore without drinking a fifth of something. No fun anymore.

/keeps emergency bottle of whiskey just in case
//emergency bottle of everclear is a little less full

danceswithcrows

2012-01-02 01:48:31 PM

This seemed appropriate:
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NotARocketScientist

2012-01-02 02:31:41 PM

So only 1 or 2 people read the article?

Subby thinks that the statement 'quitting for 1 month is not long enough to heal your liver' is unlikely? Really?

bump

2012-01-02 03:26:18 PM

Is this suggesting that it's better to maintain a low intake than to abstain altogether?... that doesn't seem right.

try fect taa daa

2012-01-02 05:40:09 PM

17 months today. woot.

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