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(Palm Beach Post) Florida If you're going to try to get out of being arrested by bribing a deputy with NFL tickets, find a better game than the Miami Dolphins versus the New York Jets. "Miami-Jets tickets aren't worth a damn"   (palmbeachpost.com) divider line 15
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redundantman
2012-01-02 09:48:42 AM
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R.I.P. Rex Ryan
 
LegacyDL
2012-01-02 09:49:20 AM
As a Jets fan I concur.

/There's always next season
 
MAYORBOB
2012-01-02 09:51:15 AM
Another season, another case of Jets fans being Dirty Sanchezed.
 
special20 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:15:44 AM
The Fins owed the Jets a beat down. See ya next year. Losers.
 
Misconduc
2012-01-02 10:19:14 AM
People watch Pro Football?

/College Bowl game biatches
 
BitwiseShift
2012-01-02 10:27:12 AM
It's the durgs talking, man.

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Splinshints
2012-01-02 10:35:09 AM
special20: The Fins owed the Jets a beat down. See ya next year. Losers.

They still do then, because if anybody won that game it was the Jets. They just won it for the wrong team. You could have set that entire, stumbling disaster on both sides of the ball to yakety sax.
 
slimfast [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:58:41 AM
They're not worth anything now.

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special20 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 11:34:03 AM
Splinshints: special20: The Fins owed the Jets a beat down. See ya next year. Losers.

They still do then, because if anybody won that game it was the Jets. They just won it for the wrong team. You could have set that entire, stumbling disaster on both sides of the ball to yakety sax.

So long as their is another point in the Jets' loss column, it's all good.
 
SDRR
2012-01-02 11:48:51 AM
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offmymeds
2012-01-02 11:52:19 AM
As it turned out, it might have been the judge who made the wrong call about the game. The Dolphins won a thriller, 19-17.


Who's laughing now? WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?
 
dj1s
2012-01-02 11:53:48 AM
Wait! You people SPEND MONEY to watch American football?! Why?

/WTF
??Seriously??
/W
//T
///F
 
MAYORBOB
2012-01-02 12:08:50 PM
How 'bout them Cowboys?
 
foxyshadis
2012-01-02 03:00:20 PM
MAYORBOB: How 'bout them Cowboys?

Some of those plays were worthy of yakkety sax too, especially the 2nd quarter play where lineman after lineman rushed and missed Romo, until he finally made a decent pass that got his ass flagged.

I don't know how the hell the only two games I've seen all season were the two Cowboys/Giants games, just happened to be in the bars at the right time. The implosion of the Cowboys has been pretty epic, though.
 
Surool
2012-01-02 10:18:05 PM
It was all a part of the guy's brilliant plan!

If the deputy takes the tickets, you don't get arrested. If the deputy adds Bribery to the charges, point out it wasn't bribery if everyone knows the tickets are worthless.
 
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