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(TMZ) Strange Lindsay Lohan is not afraid of strange knockers   (tmz.com) divider line 36
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Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:10:28 AM
Mugshot needed.

TAIUWOMS
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2012-01-02 10:26:43 AM
"See, guys? I can still get stalkers!"
 
styckx [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:32:20 AM
blog.jetwolf.com
 
cookiefleck [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:34:41 AM
That's gotta be weird.. you tell someone to get off your property and they won't.
 
FinFangFark
2012-01-02 10:39:05 AM
how about weird boners?
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-02 10:42:53 AM
FinFangFark: how about weird boners?

Only kind she gets, anymore, honestly.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 10:51:30 AM
$10 is was a TMZ reporter desperate for a story.
 
Mega Steve
2012-01-02 11:01:50 AM
drkronner.files.wordpress.com
What knockers!
 
Farkin'round
2012-01-02 11:25:09 AM
styckx: [blog.jetwolf.com image 640x479]

We can wish that Land Shark succeeds.
 
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-02 11:38:24 AM
Well, after what happened to Rebecca Schaeffer, I don't blame Lindsay for freaking out.
I'm just surprised she answered the door instead of security.
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 12:21:41 PM
What Lindsay's knockers look like:

style.catalogs.com


3432-stoollala.voxcdn.com


static.thehollywoodgossip.com
 
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-01-02 01:05:03 PM
Mega Steve: [drkronner.files.wordpress.com image 639x359]
What knockers!

Blucher!
 
namatad [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 01:08:34 PM
jmr61: What Lindsay's knockers look like:

[style.catalogs.com image 300x400]


[3432-stoollala.voxcdn.com image 438x458]


[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 428x300]

wow
she wasnt always a crackwhore ???
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-02 01:18:24 PM
namatad: jmr61: What Lindsay's knockers look like:

[style.catalogs.com image 300x400]


[3432-stoollala.voxcdn.com image 438x458]


[static.thehollywoodgossip.com image 428x300]

wow
she wasnt always a crackwhore ???

Nope. See here:

www.iphonebrand.com
 
blacksharpiemarker
2012-01-02 01:48:04 PM
First thing I thought of as soon as I saw her photo:

favim.com

She's gotten disgusting to look at. I can feel the filth that's festered in her vagina trying to reach out of my computer screen to try and touch me.
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-02 01:49:08 PM
Heh...just found this:

28.media.tumblr.com
 
BumpInTheNight
2012-01-02 04:54:49 PM
calitreview.com
The salmon mousse!
 
therecksays
2012-01-02 04:59:32 PM
BumpInTheNight: [calitreview.com image 500x272]
The salmon mousse!

But I didn't have the fish
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 05:16:47 PM
It's all fun and games until she turns this into a screenplay with a title like Ding Dong Ditch or something.
 
ParadisePornoTheater
2012-01-02 05:19:37 PM
Kurmudgeon: Well, after what happened to Rebecca Schaeffer, I don't blame Lindsay for freaking out.
I'm just surprised she answered the door instead of security.

Does the term "death wish" still mean nothing to you?
 
Whatthefark
2012-01-02 05:37:18 PM
We're told Lindsay came to the door and asked what he wanted -- and the man responded cryptically ... that he needed to speak with her.



img718.imageshack.us

Are you lost, Lindsey? Are you 'fraid, honey? Well then, why don't you come with me?
 
9beers
2012-01-02 06:30:02 PM
Seems kind of strange that you could just walk up to her door, knock and have her answer. I might have to try that one day, only I'll be smart enough to bring a bag of coke.
 
Ontos
2012-01-02 07:59:53 PM
9beers: Seems kind of strange that you could just walk up to her door, knock and have her answer. I might have to try that one day, only I'll be smart enough to bring a bag of coke meth.

Dude... it's not like you're going to Paris Hiltons house.
 
Apos [TotalFark]
2012-01-02 08:22:16 PM
 
praymantis
2012-01-02 08:25:50 PM
PizzaJedi81: What Lindsay's knockers look lik

Crack whore or not I would so disappoint her!
 
9beers
2012-01-02 09:04:00 PM
Ontos: Dude... it's not like you're going to Paris Hiltons house.

Coke - Paris
Meth - Lindsay

Got it thanks.

ps. Anybody know what Kate Beckinsale likes?
 
david1963
2012-01-02 09:21:45 PM
I'd tell her exactly what i wanted: I can get tired of drinking alone.
 
Mitch Mitchell
2012-01-03 06:18:12 AM
9beers: Ontos: Dude... it's not like you're going to Paris Hiltons house.

Coke - Paris
Meth - Lindsay

Got it thanks.

ps. Anybody know what Kate Beckinsale likes?

A pint of Guiness and black latex panties. But not in that order.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-03 10:07:58 AM
30.media.tumblr.com

/*knockknockknock* hotlink
 
PizzaJedi81
2012-01-03 10:12:01 AM
OtherLittleGuy: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x390]

/*knockknockknock* hotlink

My favorite variation was something like:

**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.
**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.
**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.
 
docmattic
2012-01-03 12:54:06 PM
therecksays: BumpInTheNight: [calitreview.com image 500x272]
The salmon mousse!

But I didn't have the fish

Shut up... you Americans are so farking pompous.
 
whatshisname
2012-01-03 07:16:52 PM
I guess the new meth delivery man didn't have the secret password.
 
WordsnCollision
2012-01-03 11:10:48 PM
www.allweirdthings.com
 
AverageAmericanGuy
2012-01-04 06:18:52 AM
PizzaJedi81: Nope. See here:

[www.iphonebrand.com image 320x480]

This picture just doesn't look right without the disembodied leg.
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2012-01-04 07:42:22 AM
Bears repeating:

style.catalogs.com

www.iphonebrand.com

Just want to go on record that this was her all-time best photoshoot.
 
therecksays
2012-01-04 06:47:24 PM
PizzaJedi81: OtherLittleGuy: [30.media.tumblr.com image 500x390]

/*knockknockknock* hotlink

My favorite variation was something like:

**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.
**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.
**knockknockknock**
Penny: Who do we love?
Sheldon: Penny.

In Lindsays case it would be **knockknockknock** druggy
 
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